The Fairytale Romance Of Our Time Is Over!
The couple made in spray tanning grease heaven has quit the love! Katie Price and Peter Andre announced through their management that famewhoring, fake titty balls, Dep Gel and orange caca is not enough to keep them together and they are separating after almost 5 years of marriage. They issued this statement to The Sun:
“Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time."
What about Princess Tiamamamaiamiamai? What about Junior? What about the future of ITV2 in the UK? More importantly, WHAT ABOUT HARVEY?! Who the hell is Harvey going to tell off now that Peter Andre isn't around anymore. Harvey is going to scream "FUCK OFF" and Peter won't be there to hear it. That makes my soul cry. Although, Harvey is probably laughing himself into a fart storm, because he's in charge again. That's the way it should be!
And these two famesluts asking for privacy is like me asking for a vagina in a CROC. It doesn't make sense. Publicity stuntery!
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They were so over the top with the PDA..I always wonder about couples like that.. I mean why shove it in people's faces that you are SO IN LOVE..
I guess cause you're really NOT.
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NO! Who will be my boy's new daddy?
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Gee I didn't see this coming (rolls eyes). I feel bet for their poor kids.
Submitted by soul on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:38pm
They have a pre-nup. It was Pete's idea. And the rags say it will hold up in court. Evn though I thought pre-nups weren't valid in the UK?
These two need to seriously reconsider because let me tell you...you're both gonna have a hard time on the singles market.
Yes, that makes sense - thanks fly and mouse. I went out with an American and he used to laugh at the way I pronounced beer ('bee-ah'). I thought he sounded like he was saying 'brrr'.
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Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:40pm.
I think Americans pronounce the "r" more. I'm not sure though. I've only seen Americans on the television.
hahahaha. They're still real Amerkins.
OMG THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?!?! I know Kate can be a whinning cow but seperating?!?! I've seen this 2 in 3 interviews over the past month and they looked like they always do. They were even talking about having another baby (even though you can tell Katie's been really trying to get out of it) Madness.
Oddly enough this coincides with that huge bust up they had on their show last week where Pete WENT OFF on her ass. Never seen him get so pissed before, it was weird. Then it ended on a cliffhanger.
Honestly? I totally thought they would actually stay together...because in all honesty, who else would marry either one of them?
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I am truly saddened by this news. Those two belonged together IMO. :(
I am just shocked, I say. Shocked.
Well, at least now Peter can actively pursue what he was named after.
RedPeggy> Depends on what part of the US they're from. I'm from Upstate NY and I say "HaRvey".
:( Sad. I actually thought they loved each other and those kids. Poor kids. I hope Katie just goes about this gracefully, she is the one with all the money in this relationship. She is worth A LOT.
Ok, here's my take on this.
She's a vile disgusting piece of plastic chav trash.
He is dumb as a bag of crisps without the salt.
Peter will probably (finally)come out of the closet and get his own reality show while she fades away to the point where she is only good for the recycling bin.
Oh the idiots we make into celebrities these days.
I bet his mama finally broke it up. Guaranteed his mother hates Katie; she's like a Greek mama's worst nightmare.
Yeah, I heard those terrible rumors of...wait, what's her name?...oh yeah Katie taking cocaine and drinking during her pregnancy with Harvey. I hope that that is not true.
Princess just looks like Peter IMO. That explains it enough for me.
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At work today a colleague got a text form her boyfriend to tell her this momentous news. We all stopped work for about ten minutes and all said the same thing- call us daft but we thought they actually loved each other. We also think that Katie may have caused Harvey's problems with drink and drugs and that Princess Tamamamamamami looks like she has a touch of FAS. Then a row broke out between the women and gay men who think that Katie is foul looking and the token straight guy who said he would deffo give her a go. Then we went back to work. More UK opinion as it happens.......
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RedPeggy- I think Americans pronounce the "r" more. I'm not sure though. I've only seen Americans on the television.
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Uh oh. Katie Price hit 30 and will now begin her sad decline as she realizes that a pair of fake bazookas will only attract all the wrong men. Cue the Ambien, Valium, booze, rough nights and even rougher mornings, blah blah blah.
he'll try to get every cent he can out of her. :( and vicey versey; this is going to be nasty. for sure :)
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How do American's pronounce Harvey? I'm confused.
Hah-vee. That's normal, isn't it?
SuperJ- yes, they were always like that. I thought it was just their stupidity though. I didn't think it would end like THIS!
I keep remembering their wedding song, "I Have Nothing" by Whitney Houston (or as they called it "I Don't Have Nuffink") and now, it's ended like THIS!
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Did anyone else see them on The Graham Norton Show the other night? They weren't exactly "the happy couple". Are they always like that?
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I still can't get over this!
I don't know if I can work today!
Why God Why!
In honor of them I want to cut and paste lyrics to one of their favorite songs, 'Love Is' by Vanessa Williams:
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They say its a river, that circles the earth
A beam of light shining to the edge of the universe
It conquers all, it changes everything
They say it's a blessing, they say it's a gift
They say its a miracle
And I believe that it is
It conquers all, but it's a mystery
Love breaks your heart
Love takes no less than everything
Love makes it hard
And it fades away so easily
In this world weve created
In this place that we live
In the blink of an eye the darkness slips in
Love lights the world
Unites the lovers for eternity
Love breaks the chains
Love aches for everyone of us
Love takes the tears and the pain, and it turns it in-
To the beauty that remains
Look at this place
It was paradise, but now it's dying
I'll pray forlove
I'll take my chances that it's not too late...
(Guitar solo)
Love breaks your heart
Love takes no less than everything
Love makes it hard
And fades away so easily
Oh oh oh
Love breaks the chains
Love aches for everyone of us
Love takes the tears and the pain, and it turns it in-
To the beauty that remains
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:57pm.
Well you will get to see lots o fighting.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:49pm.
They did fight a ton when they came to the States. Did you see the episode where she was at the doctors office bitching him out on the phone! Jeez! Temper, temper!
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Not yet.. I think I'm in the Episode Two Part 4 one on youtube.
Yeah, Harvey isn't Pete's kids but Harvey started calling Pete "Daddy" at a really young age and Pete would go on about how he loved Harvey!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!
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Yeah, so today is monday, and it sucks.
I just got back from MK's Jordan & Harvey thread and had a great time looking at all the fantastic Harvey pics.
That kid brightens up a monday. I suggest you skip your midday snack of xanax and vodka and go straight to the Harvey thread.
Anyway, WTH is wrong with his siter Princess Ti? Is she just not photogenic? Or does she have FAS or mild Treacher Collins or WTH?
And Angel, when you say Harvey's dad is a real "footballer" do you mean as in american style football, or what american's call soccer, but the rest of the world appropriately calls "football"?
All I know about Harvey's dad is that the prick doesn't want to have a relationship with his kid, who is just about the coolest kid in the universe. Footballer dad is prolly jealous cuz Harvey got all the charm and talent.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:46pm.
They did fight a ton when they came to the States. Did you see the episode where she was at the doctors office bitching him out on the phone! Jeez! Temper, temper!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Poor Harvey, I feel like he's lost a lot of weight in this pic (unless it's an old one)...what the hell are they feeding him!?
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OooOoOOOOO!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!
Flippin' 'ell!
I was just watching their reality show (which I started watching because MK kept posting that Harvey "Fuck off" clip). The kids were more interesting but the last one Katie and Peter had that huge argument in that Segway (and a gay) shop.
Maybe it is a publicity stunt because that was the only time they were interesting and had people talking.
Or maybe it really is over!
Harvey! Junior! Princess!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....
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It really should be all about Harvey and not these two famewhoring sluts. They both totally bore me, but Harvey is like the bestest thing ever, he is damn cute and special. And neither of them should FORGET it! Katie and her slutty ass needs to get out of the limelight...and Andre is probably gay so hence the separation. LOL!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:43pm.
I knew you would be sad Carrot! You got me into that show! Pete does lurve Harvey.
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I just started watching the series where they go to America and it's not too shocking they broke up. Not to sound all big weird fan like but Katie has a SEEEEEEERIOUS problem with not being in the spotlight cause it was all about Pete. Poor bastard.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:37pm.
I am actually sad about this. Not too terribly shocked seeing how they treated each other sometimes but it's still sad. Pete luuuuurves Harvey so munch.
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I knew you would be sad Carrot! You got me into that show! Pete does lurve Harvey.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yeah, Harvey is Dwight York's kid - although I'm pretty sure he doesn't have anything to do with him.
@ Gia: the people who talk all the time about the sex they're having - why they usually are exactly that - all talk.
@ Predator24: they make a public show of everything else, why not this - she had a whole shoot in Ok over here about how she took a pregnancy test just for fun with her friends - what do you know! It was negative!
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I am actually sad about this. Not too terribly shocked seeing how they treated each other sometimes but it's still sad. Pete luuuuurves Harvey so munch.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:49am.
I love how that picture is totally distorted so Harvey looks like the normal one.
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No need for distortion. Harvey IS the normal one.
It's really fucked up that we are thinking that this is a PR ploy.
Since the whole world is a stage to distract us,
It probably is. This is just the British version.
She was probably tired of him borrowing her spray tanner all the time. I wanna adopt Harvey!
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Wait a second - y'all know Harvey's not his kid, right? She had Harvey with some Football player...like - the real Football.
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I want to see who she starts banging next.
Can you imagine what the next offspring looks like??
God I hope it's an Asian dude and she has a son or takes one of Jon and Kate's Korean kids after they all run away from home.
Please God, please??
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:36am.
Because having kids put more money into their bank accounts? Everytime I tune into their show their always doing a photoshoot with the kids. It's horrible, those kids are just tools to get them more press.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:07am.
Hey! Nice to be back (finally)
I gotta learn to pay the net bill on time...
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
This really bums me out. I can't imagine Katie with anyone else other than Peter! They seemed to be so happy together. Boo-urns.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:33am.
Of course they're separating. Peter likes orange bananas while alas, Jordan is a wrinkled orange hollowed-out grapefruit. It was not meant to be.
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Sounds like the start of a yummy fruit salad though. :o)
NOOOOOO! NO-HO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ah, whom am I kidding? I give a wet rat's fart about those two clowns.
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