This Can't Be True....
File this under: A rumor that makes you want to go back to bed with the biggest bottle of hooch you can find, pull the covers over your head and weep, weep, weep for humanity. There's a rumor going around that HoHan's got a little HoBaby growing inside her womb. Yeah, I know you're finding this shit hard to believe, because everybody was under the impression that she no longer has any organs. And if she does, I think even her ovaries got the memo and would not allow this fuckery to happen! They are refusing entry!
Some source tells Ian Undercover (via Showbiz Spy) that after HoHan and SamRo broke up, she started passing that hongray pussay around and kind of made a baby, “I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”
Where is baby going to chill? There's no room in that bony ass body for a chickpea, let alone a baby friend! Is there such thing as a colostomy bag for a fetus, because if there is, bitch is going to need one.
I'm going to take this with a grain of the bad shit for now, but I really wouldn't put this trick. When all else fails, have a money baby! Note to Child Protective Services: Start a file...just in case.
Here's a future mother of the year trolling around Malibu this past weekend. That hot piece in the second thumbnail below is giving me a fever!
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:20pm.
Well, Nicole Ritchie actually turned out to be (from what we've seen) a seemingly decent mother, and seems to have chilled out. LL is completely incapable of this. That poor child will be so neglected.
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Yeah, I think the main reason Ritchie was capable of turning out okay was because she knew who the father was & is still with him, having that kind of support & love probably helped her overcome her issues...I think not only a pregnancy, having the child, not knowing who the father is & being a single mom would be more than enough for Hohan to throw in the towel.
Granny White Oprah will be whoring out that baby as well. By the time it is 3 it will look like it is 16. Poor baby does not stand a chance!!!!!!!!
*praying it's Sean Pene's*
Doubt her STD infested/skinny ass body can sustain a life. I bet HoHan will never have kids. She is selfish and only loves herself.
It will be a scary day if HoHan or Parasite Hilton procreate.
She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”
This part of the story is probably true.
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Poor fictitious Baby Friend. I believe this like I believe Katie loves Tom. LiLo is takign the (bad) advice that any publicity is good publicity.
That's what I was thinking, Kiwi - no condom that many times?!! I live in a town of 6,000 and even this place has a scary amount of STDs.
Slept with dozens of men in the last couple of weeks-and it was obviously unprotected sex. Hohan is lucky she only ended up with a baby.
I guess she really was trying to prove she wasn't a lesbian like we could erase her year long relationship with samro. Sad.
I don't believe it, IUC is hardly a reliable source. And this is one reason why a condom should be a guy's best friend.
I recently posted a new profile at http://www.millionairechats.com which is a millionaire and hot girl dating club. I saw celebs' profile with pictures and blog there..By the ways, i've got many friends including celebrities there, believe me.
This has to be a joke.
Well, Nicole Ritchie actually turned out to be (from what we've seen) a seemingly decent mother, and seems to have chilled out. LL is completely incapable of this. That poor child will be so neglected.
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It's probably Sam's. Bitch is so full of sperm I'm surprised Captain Ahab hasn't come after her.
Like, OMG Ali! If you keep acting like the paps annoy you they'll all stop stalking such a huge star.
Please let this be a horrible joke. Why oh why do crackwhore eggs stay intact when the host is beyond all hope? Can't all that slimy jizz just shoot straight to her skull and lubricate her damaged neurons or something? It's got a straight shot--her organs quit that bitch years ago.
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do i spot ali in the background for some of those pics? omg my fave.
nicole ritchie got pregnant while dying from anorexia and doing all sorts of drugs. So I guess it can happen to hohan. and you know she needs the money she will get whoring out the pregnancy and baby and she is addicted to publicity so she needs to make the next WOW thing happen now.
she cant possibly fuck more than 2 dozen guys in 2 months. come on. ??
She is a moron.
That kid would be better off with Britney.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
This bitch is officially an idiot. She is tricking around in this day and age and she is not smart enough to avoid bare backing dudes and chicks?
I am very disturbed by this, are all these Ho's doing the nasty au naturel? They deserve whatever herpes etc. they get.
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Stewie on Family Guy.
You know, I get sick and tired of telling my daughter to take her fingers out of her mouth ... and she's four. If it really turns out this mess is breeding, I'm packing for another planet.
Submitted by blaaaake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:01pm.
I doubt this bitch even has her period anymore because she keeps starving herself. I don't believe this for one second. she's probably been on the pill since she was Ali's age. next story, MK!
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Yeah, but she could have shot off a random egg even though she is so scrawny & drug infested, unfortunately it happens now & then when periods are unpredictable...I think you are right about the pill, but Hohan doesnt seem like the most responsible girl out there & I think you only have to miss one pill for an uh-oh to occur...Still I think the story is probably bull.
Damn, if that's true she should DEFINITELY get an abortion. The world doesn't want or need another Lohan.
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What is this dumb cunt famous for again?
There's nothing biological that says Hohan can't get knocked up. Anorexic, on drugs, drinking, it still happens. Sad truth when there are so many deserving people who want to be parents and who struggle with infertility, babies are still made and grown in hostile environments (i.e., Hohan's uterus).
That said, didn't she break up with SamRo relatively recently? Is she about 4 weeks pregnant or something? When you can barely know yet?
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Anorexic women can still get pregnant actually. I don't believe this, but if it did happen to her it would trigger a total mental AND nervous breakdown. She would know she'd hit the all time low in whoredom!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Breakdown ~ LMAO!!
I doubt this bitch even has her period anymore because she keeps starving herself. I don't believe this for one second. she's probably been on the pill since she was Ali's age. next story, MK!
Everytime I see a new photo of Lindsay, I have to wonder how much longer she's got left to live.
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Lindsay HoHan with a baby. Hmm. I imagine it would look something like this: http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/debmon5/trailer_trash_barbie_jpg....
I doubt she is knocked up....I dont think she could get pregnant...her body fat looks a little low for her to be ovulating... if she does then the excessive smoking, drinking & drugs has probably ruined her eggs for now & she would end up miscarrying anyway. That embryo would have some serious chromosome issues & would say, nah, fuck it, I am outta here. She does have youth on her side though, so I guess its possible.
Is she really that stupid though to have unprotected sex with so many men that she wouldnt know who the father was?? It sounds harsh, but she should abort or put it up for adoption if thats the case.
please let this heifer not be with child...on the other hand, i didn't know samro could get girls pregnant, so maybe this is a miracle baby...
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I can just envision her delivering now:
the doctor says "push" and Blohan pushes out:
- a bottle of Boone's
- a carton of Marlboro Reds (they match her hair color)
- a bong (with water already in it)
- a crackpipe
- oh, and finally a baby, screaming bloody murder for being in THAT sewage cooze for 9 months!
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Breakdown ~ Blohan's big comeback will be a reality show about the pregnancy and spawn. You just know White Oprah is going to pimp this out to VH1.
This ain't true, but that guy sitting on the ledge is awesome. Hot Slut of the Week material, totally.
I commented on IUC a few times, but I started to realize that all the breaking stories and exclusives were just recycled rumors and the commentor speculation became the groundwork for Ian's ficticious blog entries.
OT: I don't believe it I think its a publicity stunt to make her more sypathetic to the public.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
I call BS
If it WERE true however, any possible spawn of that skanktard would quit that bitch early and abort itself...
Her and Sam have not been broken up that long??? Besides, you have to be around 10-13weeks pregnant before they'll perform an abortion.
the same round of guys who were doing Paris Hilton 6 months ago.
That poor kid will come out looking like the Toxic Avenger.
Breakdown, men admit to having sex with Paris- which is worse?
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Point! Breakdown.
No man worth more than the 50 cents he just begged off the street would put his pole in her hole.
Like someone said before, it's always the sluts with toxic tubes that manage to carry a baby in their swamp pussy.
And this is how she makes her big comeback?
Getting knocked up by God knows who?
What man would even admit to sticking his pole in that tainted hole?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Please, if she were knocked up she would already be selling the story to In Touch.
If it is in fact true, I'd be more willing to believe it happened pre break-up and that's why Sam dumped her.
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Dunno if she's preggers, but wouldn't Allie make a wonderful grandmother?
BlowHan was throwing eggs around earlier this weekend, who knows, maybe it was a subtle hint to her fawning public of news to come?
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Sick, but the first thing that comes to mind is, her uterus looks like it's full of Ben & Jerry's Everthing but the Kitchen Sink baby batter.
I'd have the kid, just out of curious to see which spermie was the winner.
If true, this will be the first time Ian has ever been correct about anything.
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If this cum-encrusted nut garbler is pregnant, I will personally scrape out my uterus & baby-making equipment and weep for all of fucking mankind. And how ironic is it that it's always the LEAST suitable people (druggies, whores, morons) who get pregnant so easily??
Having said all that; I doubt if this is true.
Mother Superior:
how silly of you to think Ali can have children. That ho is in menopause!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston