Heidi & Seal's Spears Themed Vow Ceremony
Every year, Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows, because they are full of love....and themselves....and money. So why not, I guess? Usually, they go down to Mexico, but because the pigs are coughing on everyone and giving them the shits, they opted not to. Instead they threw themselves a "white trash" themed party at a friend's beach house in Malibu. You know, because she's knocked up, so they thought it would be heeeee-larious. That is RACIST towards Brit Brit!!! And seriously, if they were going to do this shit, they should've done it right and hired Our Lady of Cheetos as their wedding coordinator.
I mean, Heidi Klum braided her hair, Seal wore a mullet wig, an Elvis impersonator presided over the ceremony and they decorated the joint with pink flamingos. What the fuck kind of white trash wedding is this?! Where's the screaming naked baby on the arm of the bride? Where's the possum on a barbie? Where's the PURPLE DRANK? Where's the mattress surfing? Where's the bouquet made out of Natty Ice cans? This is just a bunch of rich hos trying to do it Spears-style and failing!
Here's more pictures from this bunk ass affair including some of Debra Messing who I think got confused and thought it was a BLOODS themed wedding.
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Is it wrong of me not to like them and find them annoying?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I've heard she is a real bitch on wheels IRL and he isn't exactly a Wal-Mart Greeter himself. But look a her. She is not aging well. BWAHAHAHAHA! Burn!
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I live in Germany and I don't know jack SHIT about Heidi Klum other than the fact that every time I see her she seems to be having the time of her life, as it should be.
I wish them no ill will and congrats to renewing your vows white trash style!
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Heidi IS white trash.
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i thought it was king kon trying to kiss britnyy
Their kids are so ugly.
That party seemed fun. They're obviously into costume parties and each other, so why the hell not.
She looks like Bo Derek in "10" in those pics.
They always seem like a nice, happy couple to me. Good for them.
'From reading the article about them on People, I got more of a feeling they were making fun of Mexicans, hence Debra M's outift; this is getting worse and worse..'
Boomsy...you are the only one that got Mexican outta a do rag, doesnt that make you sterotyping?
uhhh, being poor doesnt make you 'white trash'...there are lots of classy people with not a lot of money, just like unclassy rich people. Get over it...everyone needs to stop with the hurt feelings...you are what you are. This politically correct crap is what is wrong with this country.
I don't see what the reason is for hating them so much.
They just seem like they are having fun and love each other. I don't think they are falsely parading it (like Heidi and Spencer), they are having a ceremony that you don't have to watch if you don't like.
People must have fun with them, because they have guests.
And yes, they are rich, so what, they earned it. I guess it is not the best timing, but I wouldn't revolve my life around the most convenient time for everyone else in the world if I wanted to have a private ceremony.
"I thought it was a Beauty and The Beast themed party when I first looked at the pictures.."
Me too.
"I've never seen a white person in a trailor park with braids and beads...think she's a little confused."
Yeah, peroxide blond is more typical.
For all that I like these two.
From reading the article about them on People, I got more of a feeling they were making fun of Mexicans, hence Debra M's outift; this is getting worse and worse...
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:12am.
Something tells me that Seal has like a 12 inch cock. That's why they are always so happy.
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According to Heidi, that's what made her interested in him in the first place... she saw him wearing biker shorts or something.
That dick is probably long, sweet and made of gold to make her still interested in that butt-ugly husband of hers.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
I don't know why but I like how much fun they seem to have together. It doesn't seem to be Heidi and Spencer type attention whoring just a couple who like fun.
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:58am.
Don't you just love it when rich people pretend that they're poor? *rolls eyes*
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Spot on, man. Especially during a recession, that's just poor taste.
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I've never seen a white person in a trailor park with braids and beads...think she's a little confused.
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Something tells me that Seal has like a 12 inch cock. That's why they are always so happy.
I really have nothing bad to say about them, they actually seem 'normal' and (ugh) nice
To their credit, they're not American. So trailer living would be a kind of interesting cultural phenomena, right...? Like we might wear lederhosen...or Sheeps - he wears lederhosen, right?
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I thought it was a Beauty and The Beast themed party when I first looked at the pictures..
Seal looks like that Disney cartoon version of the Beast with that stupid furry thing on his head..
Someone out there is going to be outraged by this. Me, my only hope is that they really didn't call it a 'white trash wedding'; they should know better than that. Why are these two always so happy? My brain can't absorb it this early on a Monday...
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I want to take my coworker's ukelele and beat him with it til he cries like a 5 year old girl. Enough already!! FUCK!!!!
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:58am.
Don't you just love it when rich people pretend that they're poor? *rolls eyes*
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Hmmmm...I feel myself warming up to the hatred, just now...
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White Trash? LOL! I totally thought it was Planet of the Apes and then I thought it was King Kong. It's really hard to play white trash when you're SO black.
That being said: I don't hate these people. Can't tell you why.
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Don't you just love it when rich people pretend that they're poor? *rolls eyes*
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Is it bad if I think the leopard skin balloons are cool?
BARF. I give hiedi credit for waking up to that everymorning. He is one ugly mothafucka!
They are both annoying. Her dress does look kind of like Britney's wedding dress. Can't tell here if it's backless too. Not that I care.
In Germany no one can stand her. She's always making the sweet baby voice that Nicole Kidman does as well. Not cute, Heidi, not cute.
Debra Messing looks like she got her outfit from the Lindsay Lohan collection.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Good for them, they seem very happy! At least she isn't the other Heidi who makes a mockery of marriage.
Narcissists. Can't stand 'em.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:47am.
What is it about these two that is just so unappealing??
I always get bad vibes from these two.
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So Do I. And this whole ordeal just makes me loathe them more. Tacky.
They make my balls itch. And not in a good way.
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Well if bamboos and a bandanna are considered white trash then I am sure in for a rude awakening.
What is it about these two that is just so unappealing??
I always get bad vibes from these two.
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