Only Flat Stanley Belongs

The White House Correspondents' Dinner was last night in DC and it looked like they put the invite on Facebook, because hos who had no business being there showed up to clink flutes with the President. By the looks of who showed up, this looks more like the White Castle Correspondents' Dinner. How did some of these trollops get in? I'm sure there were a lot of discarded caterer suits in the back hallway, because that's how most of them snuck in. Flat Stanley is the only bitch who deserved a chair at this dinner!

Okay, okay, some of these hos belonged, but only like 99.999999%. See for yourself. In order: Flat Stanley (with date Ed Westwick), Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Trudie Styler, Sting, Jon Bon Jovi, Amy Polar Bear, Natasha Bedingfield, Ty Ty Baby, Eva Longwhoria, Ricky Schroeder, Tommy Girl, a middle-aged alien robot wearing one of Barbara Bush's old ones, Kara DioSTFU, James Franco, Chace Crawford (who can't believe he's that close to boobies), Glenn Close, the baddest Monday-To-Friday-er in the room Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Porkme, a tranny zombie wearing a blonde wig and STAINS' twin brother. See what I mean?

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by doubled_mama on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:45pm.

I don't get all the fuss about Natalie Portman. So shoot me, I just don't see it.

Glenn Close, is beautiful for a woman her age.
Is it just me or does Demi NEVER age?
And ew Bon Jovi is looking rough...

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:37pm.

They let that cult freak Tom Cruise in the White House?!

So, what do you think? Pat down or full body cavity search for Tommy?

Submitted by qiwuo on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:30pm.

where can you find the millionaire? now many single have accounts on ___ClassyMingle.com.____ .it's a big millionaire and celebrities dating site. it's a big chance to meet your classy lover in your life time.so if you are single, what are you waiting for..

Submitted by OPlease on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:15pm.

Is the tranny-zombie Donatella Versace? Looks like her.
I think Mariska Hargitay looks pretty fresh for mid 40-s especially since she's been sick or something.

Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:06pm.

"the baddest Monday-To-Friday-er in the room Samuel L. Jackson" - I love it!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:03pm.

Bon Jovi's wife (a 4-time mother, so I'll be kind) is not as hot as you'd expect for a rock star. In a 2007 Daily Mail article I read, Bon Jovi compared the duration of his marriage to those of Bono and Springsteen. tee hee

Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:01pm.

This kid, tommygirl and asston just want to wax the president's pole.

Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:01pm.

Ew, they all look like a bunch of old, washed up has beens.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:58am.

Sexual preference aside, Ed Westwick has got to be one of the queerest (as in odd-looking) looking celebs of today.

Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:53am.

Whoa. Glenn Close looks damn good. She has to be 60-ish. But, ah, are those gold lamay (should be lame but i don't have an e with an accent) open-toed pumps? Where's Frank Sinatra and the rest of the rat pack?

Submitted by bensucks on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:50am.

Glen Close is the only hot one out of all of these bitches. James Franco too but he needs to lose the girlfriend...
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:49am.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:46am.
chuck bass! vampire boy is way hotter and tall

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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:47am.

and who the f is flat stanley?**************************************************************
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:47am.

Crapola. Just started watching CSINY which i recorded last night...Asslee and Pete Wentz episode :o( bbl

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ELB...Take that firrrrst crap over to Perez, we don't roll that way. posted by someone i used to think was a cyberfriend :o(