Only Flat Stanley Belongs
The White House Correspondents' Dinner was last night in DC and it looked like they put the invite on Facebook, because hos who had no business being there showed up to clink flutes with the President. By the looks of who showed up, this looks more like the White Castle Correspondents' Dinner. How did some of these trollops get in? I'm sure there were a lot of discarded caterer suits in the back hallway, because that's how most of them snuck in. Flat Stanley is the only bitch who deserved a chair at this dinner!
Okay, okay, some of these hos belonged, but only like 99.999999%. See for yourself. In order: Flat Stanley (with date Ed Westwick), Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Trudie Styler, Sting, Jon Bon Jovi, Amy Polar Bear, Natasha Bedingfield, Ty Ty Baby, Eva Longwhoria, Ricky Schroeder, Tommy Girl, a middle-aged alien robot wearing one of Barbara Bush's old ones, Kara DioSTFU, James Franco, Chace Crawford (who can't believe he's that close to boobies), Glenn Close, the baddest Monday-To-Friday-er in the room Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Porkme, a tranny zombie wearing a blonde wig and STAINS' twin brother. See what I mean?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 4:50pm.
I think if the wife wiped the pissy look from her face and just smiled she would look much better.
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I think if the wife wiped the pissy look from her face and just smiled she would look much better.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 4:46pm.
@Sheeps-
"His wife needs that hair-lift thingie from a few weeks ago (for a start)."
In addition to a face-lift thingy!
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Honestly, I don't even think she needs a facelift. I'm ok with older women - I think it looks pretty...just older pretty...it makes sense to me.
But yeah, the hairlift thingie...she needs to do something with her hair.
I think she just needs a stylist...or even to just not wear day makeup in the evening would be a good start.
In the end - I think she just doesn't give a fuck and I'm ok with that - she's the wife, not the rock star.
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@Sheeps-
"His wife needs that hair-lift thingie from a few weeks ago (for a start)."
In addition to a face-lift thingy!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 4:38pm.
What the hell is Jon Bon Jovi even doing there?!?!
I think he's been active in Democratic politics and fundraisers. Plus, it's his life; he just wantsa live while he's alive.
His wife needs that hair-lift thingie from a few weeks ago (for a start).
PS. What the hell is Jon Bon Jovi even doing there?!?!
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O my goodness people! Jon Bon Jovi's wife looks like a woman who's more concerned with taking care of her four children than impressing a bunch of strangers with her fake nose. Give her some credit!
That being said: Would it kill her to apply a little eyeshadow?
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Hollyweird needs to stay their looney asses on the West coast and out of D.C.
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Someone's probably already said this but Natalie Portman makes the rest of them look like trolls.
Slutty McSluttiness becomes her.
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Okay, I seriously thought that was Dick Cheney behind Jon Bon Jovi and his wife. LMFAO.
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What a waste of time this bunch of people are!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 3:23pm.
Trudie fucking Styler I could punch for a week and never get bored with it. Her smug fucking face and her holier than thou bollocks really makes me see the red mist.
hahahaha. I'd watch.
Submitted by Chatham on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 1:30pm.
Jon BonJovi's wife looks like a depressed NJ housewife. Ill-fitting frumpy gown that does NOTHING for her figure, and would it kill her to get her hair done (by someone NOT from NewJersey) and maybe, I dunno, SMILE? What a hag.
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It seriously looks like she's pissed she had to go and did the absolute bare minimum to get ready. It must be terrible to be forced to live in a mansion and have to go to parties all the time-- I truly pity the bitch. Apparently all those years as a "Rock Star"'s wife don't help the aging process.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 1:44pm.
So if you can't tell, I'm insanely cranky because I probably have the piggy flu. *squeals*
You need some oinkment. To put on the rash(ers)
Sorry.
Trudie fucking Styler I could punch for a week and never get bored with it. Her smug fucking face and her holier than thou bollocks really makes me see the red mist.
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I want to send everyone in here a Flat Stanley.
Hey, Amy Poehler, where's that hot slut husband of yours? I heart both of you!
Holy clusterfuck batman! eeek, I'm not sure I would WANT to dine with 1/2 these people.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Ooh, Betty Crackwhore!!!
I have been importing Italians since 199_.
Now it is time to go to the source!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Have a bella Italian adventure, Triston - you will most definitely love the people.
Let me know when you're coming to town: we can bake together! *wink*
Bellaella> Um. It's the White House Correspondents Dinner. They have it every year. People aren't allowed to eat b/c other people are hungry? Isn't that a little much?
Plus, I HIGHLY doubt most people in the US know what "starvation" really is. Regardless of our economic woes, we are still a rich country compared to other places in the world. There is help out there for hungry people...other places don't have it so good.
MizRo:
I am FINALLY trekking to Italy next week. I cannot believe I have never been there after all these years!
But I miss the Big Apple a bit, and I am plotting a return to visit in the near future.
Warn Brooklyn!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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*scratching little sock monkey head* Whatever happened to Natalie Portman's chesticles? Bitch is flat as Flat Stanley!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Jayne and Mickey = pure beauty.
Back in Germany, I see... Good to see you love.
Ciao from NY, Triston. Email me! *muah*
Who the F is Flat Stanley? (below)!!!! Only the greatest boy that ever lived! He could mail himself in an envelope!
Well, when you have a mama like Jayne Mansfield, it is next to impossible to age badly. That's great genetic stock and we all should be so lucky!
kisses from Munich!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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So why the fuck wasn't I invited to that free dinner that my tax money is paying for? After all, I am no less important then them!
WTF is going on with this presidency when C-listed stars are eating at the White House when thousands are starving just outside?
*hugs and licks, Triston* Me too honey!
My total girl-crush for years now. And she just ages so well.
MizRo!!!
I'd push my mama down a flight of stairs just for one kiss from Mariska Hargitay. That is a natural hottie. A rarity in Hollywood.
The rest of them? I couldn't care less!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I've always felt bad for Mrs. Bon Jovi: they were HS sweethearts and he's cheated on her forever.
Demi is starting to morph: it's time to let yourself age gracefully Demi, her surgery is starting to show and not in a good way.
Mariska looks beautiful as usual - love that woman. Love.
Donatella? All the money in the world can't save that face brut.
Sting and Styler sicken me.
Whoa, rough crew. I mean... I can see a few token respectable Hollywood types, like Glenn Close, Mariska Hargitay, and Sting and Trudy, even Samuel Jackson and Amy Poehler, but the rest? Damn. One step from inviting Bret and the Rock of Love Bang Bus girls.
How SAD is it that Flat Stanley is the most INTERESTING one there?
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The shoes on the woman standing behind Eva Longwhoria perplex me. Gold jellies?
Deb> It WAS funny. I was snorting away over here. Wanda Sykes was hilarious, too.
I really, really hope Tom C. is not trying to get Scieno crap infiltrated into the White House somehow. God, he's SO CREEPY.
Imagine Mrs. Bon Jovi when she's not all spiffed up and looking her best.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 1:44pm.
Bon Jovi's wife looks BEAT. YOW! He doesn't look that bad; has there ever been rumors of him having plastic surgery?
Supposedly not. Just swarthy Mediterranean genes.
that's such a motley crew.
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It looks like Donatella Versace has a really thin mustache! hahah
Okay, WTF is up with Sting's thumb nail? Cut that shit! Oh, and Trudie looks like she should be serving me some dew water in the fucking forest.
Bon Jovi's wife looks BEAT. YOW! He doesn't look that bad; has there ever been rumors of him having plastic surgery?
Natasha Beddingfucker has wonky boobs.
WHO THE FUCK ARE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE?
James Franco needs a Calgon moment! TAKE HIM AWAY! He needs a 10-year nap. Beat!
Ugh, Natalie Portman is such a pretentious twat.
So if you can't tell, I'm insanely cranky because I probably have the piggy flu. *squeals*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
HTF did most of these people get invited esp. Tommy Girl and his beard?
Did they pass a law against color in fashion? Geez, I like understated color, but this is ridic.
Obama's speech was excellent, and very funny in parts. CNN has the video.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jon BonJovi's wife looks like a depressed NJ housewife. Ill-fitting frumpy gown that does NOTHING for her figure, and would it kill her to get her hair done (by someone NOT from NewJersey) and maybe, I dunno, SMILE? What a hag.
Submitted by mharker on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 1:21pm.
really? someone cast ed westwick as a teenager? wow.
wasn't that a blind item recently?
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Tyra actually looks good for a change. Eva Longwhoria looks ridiculous and overdressed; where did she think she was going? Compared to Obamas, most of the others are overdressed and silly-looking, too.
How and why Ed Westwick, with what looks like a receding hairline, was cast as a high school kid eludes me. I guess he's supposed to be ridiculous?
Demi can't afford to buy ashton pants that fit?
Love that grey and white fluffy dress - so huggable!
Tryra looks good - very professional, not sleazy at all, only comment is the dress should have been floor length.
Eva Longwhatever is dressed for a awards show!
Ricky Schoerder needs a tray in his hand.
that pic with the dazed looking guy and three chicks - tell me that was taken in the parking lot and not at inside at the event!!! please!
Glenn looks like she's wearing a kite. Or some kitschy balloon drapes. but her nice smile makes up for it - and those arms!
that woman clutching her purse and hem near the end (no idea who it is) should never wear a dress like that. NOT complimentary for a small chested woman. Flat Stella? I keep looking at the little black connectors on the bodice to collar expecting to see nips.
Yellow hair and ecru do NOT go together.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
How did all these losers get into this shindig?
Correspondents dinner? Well this makes sense. News is entertainment and entertainment is news ergo - the guest list.
We have a big election coming up where I live and I'm getting all my news on that from the parties themselves and the blogs. Main stream media has become a joke insofar as credibility is concerned.
Who got to sit with Helen?
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WTF kind of suit is Tommy Girl wearing? Glenn Close is 62, I think, and she outshines all the trash. Demi Moore, who gives a flying fuck! Wanda Sykes rocked though!
Glenn Close looks fabulous! The lady has style.
Trudie Styler also looks quite lovely, but she should have told her husband Sting to dress appropriately for the White House. Put on a tux, dickweed.