Only Flat Stanley Belongs
The White House Correspondents' Dinner was last night in DC and it looked like they put the invite on Facebook, because hos who had no business being there showed up to clink flutes with the President. By the looks of who showed up, this looks more like the White Castle Correspondents' Dinner. How did some of these trollops get in? I'm sure there were a lot of discarded caterer suits in the back hallway, because that's how most of them snuck in. Flat Stanley is the only bitch who deserved a chair at this dinner!
Okay, okay, some of these hos belonged, but only like 99.999999%. See for yourself. In order: Flat Stanley (with date Ed Westwick), Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Trudie Styler, Sting, Jon Bon Jovi, Amy Polar Bear, Natasha Bedingfield, Ty Ty Baby, Eva Longwhoria, Ricky Schroeder, Tommy Girl, a middle-aged alien robot wearing one of Barbara Bush's old ones, Kara DioSTFU, James Franco, Chace Crawford (who can't believe he's that close to boobies), Glenn Close, the baddest Monday-To-Friday-er in the room Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Porkme, a tranny zombie wearing a blonde wig and STAINS' twin brother. See what I mean?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
STFU, bitches! Tyra looks great! And she's not even allowed to lose too much weight cuz it fucks with her new demographic's self-esteem. True story.
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So, are her Kreepy Karen Carpenter calves allowed to gain weight, or is is just her Oprahesque orca...er, I mean, upper half that's under the "I've gotta be fat for tv" contract?
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Hey Lady! That's how I gain weight! Get off of us deformed heifers! Go eat a gazelle or something!;p
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Deformed heifers, gazelles???? Tiger drooling....
don't get mad at tiger...me no likey Tyra....She up to no good wif our prez...no good I say...
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
STFU, bitches! Tyra looks great! And she's not even allowed to lose too much weight cuz it fucks with her new demographic's self-esteem. True story.
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LOL! I usually think she looks great - she's just SO annoying. Take it down a notch, Tyra, we can still hear you.
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Ok, THAT I can get with...but, you know, I like the fact that she's not askeered to get silly. And when I watch ANTM it become painfully obvious that it's the one thing those young bimbos really respond to....I have to say I'm really glad she kicked the whole dress-up, magic mirror crazy-ass shit whe was doing last cycle...that was TOO TOO much! And i don't watch her talk show but I LOVE this! - It was, pretty much, all I needed to know:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSwYMHkZgLg
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Michelle need to watch that skeezer is all I'm sayin'. Ty-Ty after her man...m'mmmm....FOR REALS...'Chelle, you take them earrings off and have Sheniqua and LaQuita hold you back when you gots to get all in that Ty-Ty ass!
No, whores, I really believe Michelle better watch her back. And I'll cut Ty-Ty over some skankdom like that...but watch it happen...
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Mmmmmhhhmmmmm *cocks head/purses lips/raises eyebrows* You know she was all up on him. (I would be, too - don't hate)
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Yeah, I know...We finally got a real hot piece as a prez...I'd be all up on that too, but HELL NAW if Ty-Ty gonna be the new Black MM! Naw! I say GRACE JONES!!!! That would be AWESOME!!! Yes, that's my vote...'Chelle would just havta put them earrings back on and move the hell out of the White House...Grace can sing too! Can you imagine her version of "happy birthday, Mr. President..."???? AWESOME!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
STFU, bitches! Tyra looks great! And she's not even allowed to lose too much weight cuz it fucks with her new demographic's self-esteem. True story.
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So, are her Kreepy Karen Carpenter calves allowed to gain weight, or is is just her Oprahesque orca...er, I mean, upper half that's under the "I've gotta be fat for tv" contract?
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Hey Lady! That's how I gain weight! Get off of us deformed heifers! Go eat a gazelle or something!;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
STFU, bitches! Tyra looks great! And she's not even allowed to lose too much weight cuz it fucks with her new demographic's self-esteem. True story.
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So, are her Kreepy Karen Carpenter calves allowed to gain weight, or is is just her Oprahesque orca...er, I mean, upper half that's under the "I've gotta be fat for tv" contract?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
STFU, bitches! Tyra looks great! And she's not even allowed to lose too much weight cuz it fucks with her new demographic's self-esteem. True story.
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LOL! I usually think she looks great - she's just SO annoying. Take it down a notch, Tyra, we can still hear you.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Michelle need to watch that skeezer is all I'm sayin'. Ty-Ty after her man...m'mmmm....FOR REALS...'Chelle, you take them earrings off and have Sheniqua and LaQuita hold you back when you gots to get all in that Ty-Ty ass!
No, whores, I really believe Michelle better watch her back. And I'll cut Ty-Ty over some skankdom like that...but watch it happen...
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Mmmmmhhhmmmmm *cocks head/purses lips/raises eyebrows* You know she was all up on him. (I would be, too - don't hate)
Ok, I'll put it in - since I'm all bitchy now anyway:
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 2:55pm.
I'm with Bellaella.
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Of course, both MizRo and Bellaella were talking about nekkid celebs, not this...but Bellaella DID have a comment on this thread that goes with THIS:
Me too. Lots of those leftover will go straight in the garbage. Also, the food is REALLY overpriced and yeah - that's you tax dollars hard at work. Do you have any idea how many half-eaten, overpriced meals your tax dollars provide? Me neither but I know that it's lots and lots. Socrates (via Plato) said that politicians shouldn't have wealth (they should be taken care of but not richly) cuz that kinda money effects their ability to lead in a balanced way. I tend to agree.
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Jon Bon Jovi's wife looks like she would cut a bitch for looking at her man more than 3 seconds, Jersey Style!
STFU, bitches! Tyra looks great! And she's not even allowed to lose too much weight cuz it fucks with her new demographic's self-esteem. True story.
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They should just start calling this "Hollywood Night at the White House" because I'm betting half of these people couldn't name a correspondent, much less know what the event's about.
All of these assholes think they should be best friend's with Obama because he was "Hollywood's Choice". I voted for Obama but the man's supposed to be a president, not a fucking celebity. Run the country and stop posing with Demi Moore.
LOL! I totally put a political comment on the wrongest thread and now it's totally not relevant anymore and, as you'll see, I din't even get a WTF? Thanks for reading guys! ;p
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Tyty aint popping outta birfday cake. Hopefully she'll drown in the purple drank before its her time to sing
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Michelle need to watch that skeezer is all I'm sayin'. Ty-Ty after her man...m'mmmm....FOR REALS...'Chelle, you take them earrings off and have Sheniqua and LaQuita hold you back when you gots to get all in that Ty-Ty ass!
No, whores, I really believe Michelle better watch her back. And I'll cut Ty-Ty over some skankdom like that...but watch it happen...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Natalie Portman's breasts have retreated inside her rib cage to escape Penn's smokey cokey breath.
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And who knew Ed Westwick would trump them by finally coming out! My man Stanley may be flat but he can toss a salad, trust
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Go Eddie, Go Eddie, it's yo' birfday!
Good for that lil' QUEEN! You go boy!
but, uh EdMan, if you ain't really gay and all...you know, you can call me...I'm just sayin'...
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Why isn't Rupert Everett hosting Donatalla as usual? Too much swelling from his facelift?
Now, Sam Jackson can show up anywhere and class up the joint.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Tyty aint popping outta birfday cake. Hopefully she'll drown in the purple drank before its her time to sing
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:31pm.
'Flat Stanley meet Fat Tyra, Fat Tyra, Flat Stanley'
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...and now we know how Stanley got flat.
Talk about a douche convention! WTF is bony ass Kara DioSTFU doing there!? I'd love to punch her in her goddamn face everytime I see her on TV but her pointy, protruding bones might cut me up.
Eva LongWHORia is proudly displaying her whorishness with that condom dress she has on. Seriously, bitch is really proud of all the blow jobs she's had to do to become "famous"!
I'm just glad to see Mariska doing better - and she looks really beautiful here!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:53pm.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
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And who knew Ed Westwick would trump them by finally coming out! My man Stanley may be flat but he can toss a salad, trust!
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
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LMFAO!! Franco needs to learn how to lead a beard around like Tommy Girl - force human female in front for photos with death grip hand hold and maniacal grin.
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See??? Now that's how it's done...Tommy Girl know he gonna get his peen buffet (hence the maniacal grin), but he know how to work his beard too...(he don't know how to dress her, cuz even my g'mama'je'e would find Katie's outfits "too dowdy"), but Tommy Girl do know how to parade a beard...and that's what that bought ho be fo...So...Tommy Girl= 1: Franco= 0
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Wow - they've really expanded the criteria for a White House Correspondent.
LOL at the Cruise couple's typical awkward hand-clutch of death. Creepiest pair ever.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:31pm.
'Flat Stanley meet Fat Tyra, Fat Tyra, Flat Stanley'
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Provie, get wif me here...You know TyTy baby is doin' her some Obama, and you know our new prez gonna make TyTy Baby the black Marilyn Monroe...Watch Tyrasaurus sing "happy bifday to ya, Mista Prez"...Just watch. It'll happen...Michelle, take yo' earrings off!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
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LMFAO!! Franco needs to learn how to lead a beard around like Tommy Girl - force human female in front for photos with death grip hand hold and maniacal grin.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
Franco's beard looks nice - I love her dress. And why does everyone (except Katie Holmes) look so squat? Bon Jovi is like a bobble head and it hurts me to say so. He's normally hot on a stick.
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I know! Poor Franco's beard! He's like totally walking 5 steps ahead of her lookin' for a peen buffet and leavin' some nice assed sushi behind....:-( Closet cases are SO RUDE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
'Flat Stanley meet Fat Tyra, Fat Tyra, Flat Stanley'
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Just went to the Daily Mail's site and apparently, that stupid cunt Gordon Ramsey was there as well. I have no idea how that bitch got invited by his being there makes even less sense than Tommy Girl and his beard-bot being invited.
Franco's beard looks nice - I love her dress. And why does everyone (except Katie Holmes) look so squat? Bon Jovi is like a bobble head and it hurts me to say so. He's normally hot on a stick.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 7:20pm.
How in the name of Hades did I ever miss the major hwatness that is Mariska H.'s hubby? Who is he?
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He's tall.
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I must say Sheeps, I like how you cut right to the heart of the matter.
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Now, Sir, it is never unlawful to fight in self-defence. He, then, who fights a duel, does not fight from passion against his antagonist, but out of self-defence;
Aside from Samuel L. Jackson, Mariska Hargitay, and Ed's flat male date, this group contains some of the most annoying people ever! Who would be able to dine with these slugs without throwing up? I figure other people were invited to this event but they backed out when they saw the guest list.
EwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW! Well I guess that Obama DOES need to keep catering to his young-voter demographic, but do ANY of the fans of these ho... I mean HOnored actors actually vote???
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 7:20pm.
How in the name of Hades did I ever miss the major hwatness that is Mariska H.'s hubby? Who is he?
He's tall.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 7:46pm.
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Now, Sir, it is never unlawful to fight in self-defence. He, then, who fights a duel, does not fight from passion against his antagonist, but out of self-defence;
"How in the name of Hades did I ever miss the major hwatness that is Mariska H.'s hubby? Who is he?"
I want to say his name is Peter Hermann. I'm 100% sure of his last name, not so much with the first. He's an actor. They met when he was cast as the love interest of Stephanie March on 'L&O:SVU' back in the day.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Why everybody dressed in fug gear????? Shit, everybody stylist either had the night off or said, "fuck it, this uppity bitch ain't payin' my ass enough, so here's my revenge..."
I mean, it's like these celebuwhores look just like the rest of us skanks tryna PUR-TEE-FY us'selves and failing miserably at it (oblivious to it all, though)...Shit!
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what the fuck has Demi Moore done to her face???
She always had the most natural looking face work though mind you,you can really see the resemblance between her and taterhead....
I love Glen Close although that dress is a bit wierd..
Not a good pic of Amy Pohler although I love her-her baby is totally adorable and every pic of him hes laughing!!
Most of the rest of them I dont even know who they are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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How in the name of Hades did I ever miss the major hwatness that is Mariska H.'s hubby? Who is he?
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Now, Sir, it is never unlawful to fight in self-defence. He, then, who fights a duel, does not fight from passion against his antagonist, but out of self-defence;
As a militant non-smiler, I'm feeling Jon Bon Jovi's wife. Good for you, honey! Resist the pressure to smile on cue! My craziest friends are the ones who smile all the damn time.
I'm glad Mariska Hargitay is feeling better. I love her so I can't hate her for having such a hot-ass husband.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 5:55pm.
When John Kerry was running, Jon Bon Jovi played at one of the rallies (the one w. just John Edwards). Is it wrong that I spent the entire time staring at/taking photos of his hiney?
Depends what you did with them. How are things going for John Edwards? Anything new in his life?
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Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
natalie is likely just embarrassed that she wore such an incredibly ugly dress.
damn, gina.
TITS - how do we know what MK looks like???
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I would only be there for one thing
Giving a mean side eye to James Franco's chick. Damn she looks BORING!
James...you must be hella boring to find that year old salad attractive.
Sheeps> Yah. When John Kerry was running, Jon Bon Jovi played at one of the rallies (the one w. just John Edwards). Is it wrong that I spent the entire time staring at/taking photos of his hiney?
ed westwick sorta looks like mk in a way.
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OMG what the f$% is doing Donatella versace with Henry Tudor?? That mummy leaves her crypt every year for Fashion week, I didnt know that she make special appearances with LIVING PEOPLE.
Jonathan looks yummy, too yummy to spend anothe minute with that zombie...
Flat Stanley has more depth than Ed Westwick could ever dream of having.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 4:50pm.
I think if the wife wiped the pissy look from her face and just smiled she would look much better.
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Agreed. I think she's just not that into this whole event...like she left and there's still laundry to be done and one of the kids had a hissy fit til he threw up or something on the way out....
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I bet every time Nicole Kidman sees pics of Katie in the magazines she bursts into fits of laughter.
Kidman was talented enough that she did not have to have TommyGirl's spawn.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 4:46pm.
In addition to a face-lift thingy!
hahaha. You devil-cat, you.
If I were the wife at home with a cheating rock-star hubs, I'd make that dood pay and pay. I'd take monthly trips to Bali and keep the fridge stocked with caviar and Grey Goose. I'd prolly waste some money, too.
Gee I wonder why Natalie Portman looks so serious... The only time I really see her *not* smile in pictures is when they take pictures of her walking her dog.
She almost looks.... I dunno, GUILTY here.
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