Only Flat Stanley Belongs
The White House Correspondents' Dinner was last night in DC and it looked like they put the invite on Facebook, because hos who had no business being there showed up to clink flutes with the President. By the looks of who showed up, this looks more like the White Castle Correspondents' Dinner. How did some of these trollops get in? I'm sure there were a lot of discarded caterer suits in the back hallway, because that's how most of them snuck in. Flat Stanley is the only bitch who deserved a chair at this dinner!
Okay, okay, some of these hos belonged, but only like 99.999999%. See for yourself. In order: Flat Stanley (with date Ed Westwick), Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Trudie Styler, Sting, Jon Bon Jovi, Amy Polar Bear, Natasha Bedingfield, Ty Ty Baby, Eva Longwhoria, Ricky Schroeder, Tommy Girl, a middle-aged alien robot wearing one of Barbara Bush's old ones, Kara DioSTFU, James Franco, Chace Crawford (who can't believe he's that close to boobies), Glenn Close, the baddest Monday-To-Friday-er in the room Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Porkme, a tranny zombie wearing a blonde wig and STAINS' twin brother. See what I mean?
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Mrs. Bon Jovi is quite hag-like...Tyra & Katie Holmes actually look appropriate for the occasion...Amy P. who I like, looks like a little, sloppy frump.
Owen Wilson was there too but absolutely refused to have his picture taken.
all that's missing are 'the girls next door'
Why are all the men wearing the same cheap ugly suit? It looks like they were handing those things out at the door. They have hideous satin lapels, matching satin tie, and satin covered buttons.
Mariska's husband is wearing one, plus Rick Schroeder, Tom Cruise, Chace, Samuel Jackson, and maybe some of the others.
And somebody needs to tell that Tudor guy with donatella to put on an undershirt. In a sea of cheap suits, he manages to look even cheaper.
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I am glad this is the creme de la creme that gets to represent our country at these ordeals. How reassuring.
I see Demi has taken another trip in the way back machine.
about time we had a pic of crazy eyes he's so weirdly sexy! and katiebot scrubbed up nicely
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:23am.
Submitted by TechnoViking on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:44am.
Yeah, I miss the sitings of the bubble gum wrapper as it blew down Rodeo Dr. as well, on a slow day. good times... Although, Grace Jones in the White House does have a certain appeal to it...
OT: Stains twin brother is hawt.
Obvious troll is obvious. Most trolls today don't have the intelligence to be subtle and effective. What's the world coming to!
On topic: my guess is we're seeing the big campaign contribs here
Wrong, MK*!
The other strap* to this gown belongs at the dinner, too.
It had an invitation. Really, it did! And should have been photographed along with its friend left strap, and all of the other movers and shakers at the gathering.
These are the people who can hold things together in times of crisis!
We need them! More pictures please! World peace can happen.
Hos rule!!!
All we need are more images like these, and that missing shoulder strap!
*MK is never wrong!
*Right strap is claiming to have been on duty at the Winehouse performance in St. Lucia, but I'm calling it out on that sh*t. Obviously no one but rum and Coco Lopez were paying Amy any mind at all. Right strap is nothing but a party animal. Right strap defends itself by presenting photos of itself at the Met Ball, working the entire evening in Madonna's hair..
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Submitted by TechnoViking on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:44am.
What would you like us to talk about?
ps you should stay FAR AWAY from the open posts.
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flat stanley was HSOD about a week or so ago...completely on topic to mention the flatness of these so called celebs.
My tables??? Done and dusted thank you! Boring enough?!
Submitted by TechnoViking on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:44am.
Please get some new material...it's tired. I am not sure how comments can ruin a blog anyways.
I still don't know what flat stanley is...someone care to clue me in? And who is the blonde in the silver dress?
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Submitted by TechnoViking on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:44am.
you're off topic
OT: i never heard of "flat stanley" till today.. who knew?!... dlisted learning
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with the bravery of being out of range."
The handful of idiots who constantly chat with each in the COMMENTS section are ruining this site.
The comments were the best/funniest section of this blog until these morons started chatting about how they spent the afternoon dusting the countertops and finished it off by taking a nice poo before putting the kids down for a nap. UGH.
No one cares about your boring housewife lives.
For ESE eyes only....queue sexay music..
Edit...looking at inbox.
O/T...this is relevent...really...WHAT?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:39am.
got it
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:36am.
be quick... ya never know, there could be canadians about.. heehee
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
No question that it is intentional. I am going to wait two hot minutes, then break my ultimate dlisted rule. If you are still here I am going to post my mail for you. O.K.?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:21am.
surviving... her account finally popped up(i really think they do this intentionally so people don't have any funds over the weekend)so $ will be there first thing in the morning
*edited to be on-topic*... OT: nope, changed my mind
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
All right?
O/T...didn't even look!
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:51pm.
On topic: Where's ESE when you need him? HA! Bye!
drinkin', where else?!... later, Mr. P!
OT: oh, there's a topic?!?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Very lucky daughter. Anyway, my Theraflu is about to knock me out again so good night.
On topic: Where's ESE when you need him? HA! Bye!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
Hi angel! I just woke up a couple of hours ago and am feeling better. Didn't even watch the game. I hope you had a good Mother's Day. We used to make disgusting pancakes for my mom on Mother's Day morning when I was a kid. Mom probably wished she was childless after taking a bite.
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Ha! Poor Mommy! I, actually, gave my kid breakfast in bed today - she's young and sweet and we had a fabulous day! Simple day:)
I'm glad to hear you're feeling better.
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Hi angel! I just woke up a couple of hours ago and am feeling better. Didn't even watch the game. I hope you had a good Mother's Day. We used to make disgusting pancakes for my mom on Mother's Day morning when I was a kid. Mom probably wished she was childless after taking a bite.
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LOL Mr. Pres!
Illness really does bring out the best in you!
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Submitted by nikimirror2 on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:12pm.
Dear SPAMMER, I'm going to sign up to your dating site just so I can French kiss you with my pig flu mucous mouth (getting better, but nasty). We'll see how amazing and gorgeous you look with a red nose and a head full of snot!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
looks like they let anybody into this crapfestival, so i ask, where the hell is my invite?
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iS a good thing Angel you do not know who she is.... she has a dead something on her face as bangs....
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I don't get what actors/actresses have to do with the Government. Can anyone enlighten me?
Why do they get invited to these things? Just because they have money?
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Samuel L J looks like he's calling for help because white folk appear to be shape shifting all around him at this gathering, but nothing compares to his fucked up thumb there, thats for sure, yeeesh!!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:36pm.
_Did someone mention Tyra Banks? Well, I was just watching Mayamee on Wh1 and that bitch has even a bigger forehead, which she hides with a piece of ..... can someone help me?
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I don't know who that is...but - a do-rag?
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_Did someone mention Tyra Banks? Well, I was just watching Mayamee on Wh1 and that bitch has even a bigger forehead, which she hides with a piece of ..... can someone help me?___________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:50pm
Pssh; if Tyra tried anything Oprah would snatch her weave off so fast and send her to some God forsaken country before she could even bat her eyes. Trust.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
He looks like a very smelly fellow.
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Holy mother of God, oh and I have no idea what the convo is, the fact that you guys can keep track of all the convos you are answering..... hats off to you.
On topic, MTV and the White House....did Obama sell his soul to Viacom. I wish Viacom will actually use its money for Channel 13, I just went to their gala and none of these mofos attendend. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:35pm.
@Tigerlilly:
I'll be honest - it's totally the first thing I thought, too, when I saw that picture...she tryna get herself a little Obamaction, fersure...
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'Chelle better not be havin' it...but after Hillary and all that battle axe butch put up with????...Naw, 'Chelle...DON'T DO IT!
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You know how I see it? Obama is no Clinton. I see more like COUNTLESS advances by Tyra - crazy TyTy sitting too close - TyTy smiling sexy eyes - TyTy rubbing up and down his side with her Victoria secret boobies making ridiculous model faces...while poor Barack just sits there and giggles like a schoolboy saying : "No, no...really no...please...really, I don't...no, no...I have to go..." Tyra slipping her hand down the length of his body down the treasure trail and then SLAP! Michelle takes her out! THE END:)
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AHAHAHAHAHA! I hope that's how that goes down....but I'm not so much distrusting 'poor Barack' as I'm distrusting 'lil trouser snake Barry'...TyTy push them Victoria's Secret Boobays in his face and it's lil Barry autopilot times...Know what I mean????
Hey, at least if our Prez falls for a former supermodel, it's much more understandable than slick Willy and his merry skank assed maids....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:38pm.
obama is a 'long legged mack daddy' so i hear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV415yit7Zg
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I got a funny feeling running up my leg - MACK DADDY!!!! Damn, this made me laugh harder than the Motherlovah video.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:38pm.
obama is a 'long legged mack daddy' so i hear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV415yit7Zg
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Prov - where else am I going to get this kind of top notch schooling? Thank you for that. I was confusing an elevator pimp with a general mack, only to find that a playa is not a mack, he might live in weak women's houses. I'm not sure, but I think I do have some whore in me. Or on me, maybe it's just on me. I think it's an elevator whore. Is there a mack whore playa daddy? I have a lot to learn.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:35pm.
@Tigerlilly:
I'll be honest - it's totally the first thing I thought, too, when I saw that picture...she tryna get herself a little Obamaction, fersure...
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'Chelle better not be havin' it...but after Hillary and all that battle axe butch put up with????...Naw, 'Chelle...DON'T DO IT!
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You know how I see it? Obama is no Clinton. I see more like COUNTLESS advances by Tyra - crazy TyTy sitting too close - TyTy smiling sexy eyes - TyTy rubbing up and down his side with her Victoria secret boobies making ridiculous model faces...while poor Barack just sits there and giggles like a schoolboy saying : "No, no...really no...please...really, I don't...no, no...I have to go..." Tyra slipping her hand down the length of his body down the treasure trail and then SLAP! Michelle takes her out! THE END:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:32pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSwYMHkZgLg
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OK, that had me laughing!!! Oprahlite! ITA, it is nice to see a beautiful girl not taking herself so seriously, even if there is still a lot of 'LOOK AT ME!!!!!' to her, at least she's fun to look at.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Yeah, I know...We finally got a real hot piece as a prez...I'd be all up on that too, but HELL NAW if Ty-Ty gonna be the new Black MM! Naw! I say GRACE JONES!!!! That would be AWESOME!!! Yes, that's my vote...'Chelle would just havta put them earrings back on and move the hell out of the White House...Grace can sing too! Can you imagine her version of "happy birthday, Mr. President..."???? AWESOME!
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We have a winner!!! Grace would be able to fix this whole economy thing, North Korea would STFU real fast and the middle east would finally start respecting women or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!! *BANSHEE SCREEEEEAMMM!* And you know she would top Jackie O on first lady style.
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DONE!!! Oh France think they all that with Carla Bruni as first Lady....FUCK YOU FROGS, and...
Pull up to the bumper, baby...
USA! USA! USA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hmmm...Ed Westwick, I can't decide if it's Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Inbreeding or a touch of Downs Syndrome? I think I need to run more tests...
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:35pm.
@Tigerlilly:
I'll be honest - it's totally the first thing I thought, too, when I saw that picture...she tryna get herself a little Obamaction, fersure...
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'Chelle better not be havin' it...but after Hillary and all that battle axe butch put up with????...Naw, 'Chelle...DON'T DO IT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
obama is a 'long legged mack daddy' so i hear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV415yit7Zg
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Yeah, I know...We finally got a real hot piece as a prez...I'd be all up on that too, but HELL NAW if Ty-Ty gonna be the new Black MM! Naw! I say GRACE JONES!!!! That would be AWESOME!!! Yes, that's my vote...'Chelle would just havta put them earrings back on and move the hell out of the White House...Grace can sing too! Can you imagine her version of "happy birthday, Mr. President..."???? AWESOME!
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We have a winner!!! Grace would be able to fix this whole economy thing, North Korea would STFU real fast and the middle east would finally start respecting women or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!! *BANSHEE SCREEEEEAMMM!* And you know she would top Jackie O on first lady style.
@Tigerlilly:
I'll be honest - it's totally the first thing I thought, too, when I saw that picture...she tryna get herself a little Obamaction, fersure...
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