Megan Fox Is A Genius
I've always liked this Megan Fox trick, because she is a proud card carrying member of The Slut Club. But Megan should probably not do that thing called thinking, because that's how quotes like the one she gave Elle Magazine are born. In the with Elle, Megan kind of dumped on ScarJo for trying to be all smart and shit.
Megan said, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”
And then Megan toppled over, because she had a brain aneurysm from trying to process so many thoughts at once.
Seriously, learning SAT words? Megan, kitten, don't hurt yourself now. If you try to think anymore, your purdy little head might combust and then there will be cobwebs everywhere. You don't want that. We know you're the Albert Einstein of whores, so just take it easy.
One more thing, I know you think that green smegma oozing out of your pores is "sexual confidence," but it's actually dumbassness. That's also what happens when you think. Don't do that!
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Quite frankly, I think she always looks dirty. It must be all that oozing.
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This bitch is so useless. Her pictures in Elle aren't even sexy. I'm not hating, they just weren't. Either you have it or you don't. She doesn't. Next stop: Penthouse.
Don't worry about h8rs thinking you're stupid, Megan! Just let your tattoos do the talking, that will fucking set 'em straight!
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This should be called 'How Not to Ever Get A Good Role' 101.
She should have gotten Dont take me Seriously tattooed on her arm instead of Marilyn Monroes face (perhaps one of the lamest tattoos I've ever heard of...an actress getting another actress face on her ARM)
Remember when Lohan was asking why ScarJo got all the good roles offered to her...
What a bunch of skanks.
Except ScarJo who can sit on my face whenevs...no rush.
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WTF does "just really confident sexually" even mean?
wasnt she a man?
She should probably focus on learning how to act...then she can throw out bitchy comments.
This is probably the second or third time she has put her foot in her mouth during an interview. She should just as little as possible from now on.
Also, EVERY interview devolves into a conversation about her sexuality. Get a Grip. You would think she was the only good looking girl on the planet.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:48pm.
Girls like this we used to call hoowas...girls with "sexual confidence" never came up.
Forget about the SAT score, what's her STD score?
LOL!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:53pm.
Angel if you ever lived in NY , many people still say it that way!
This is a new generation and although sex hasn't changed...people are just way more outspoken about it than before.
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LOL!@hoowas!
I had to say it out loud to get it. LOL!
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Girls like this we used to call hoowas...girls with "sexual confidence" never came up.
Forget about the SAT score, what's her STD score?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
So knowing how to throw a guy a good fuck is now called "sexual confidence?" Gimmee a break. If that's the case I've known lots of chicks with
"sexual confidence."
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 1:20am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:42pm.
What does being sexually confident have to do with being smart? So you don't want to prove your smart because you're already sexually confident? Or you want to be taken seriously even though your not smart? What are you trying to say!?!?!
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I think she's trying to say that she's a skank with a limited vocabulary.
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She sounds like an a-hole, sprouting the word 'retard' for instance. I'll take ScarJo with intelligent words any time. And Megan is confident with her sexuality?? So was I when I was her age...duh!
She sounds like an a-hole, sprouting the word 'retard' for instance. I'll take ScarJo with intelligent words any time. And Megan is confident with her sexuality?? So was I when I was her age...duh!
A tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm...yeah, she basically just said she's going to shut up and look sexy rather than speak more than 5 minutes and remove all doubt of dumbassery. Understood.
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This broke ass AngieJo, bitch get over your self! You can't hate on Mrs Ryan Reynolds (le sigh) when your banging David effin Silver's has been crooked peen!
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haha, I never saw the appeal of Brian Austin Green. didn't he attempt a rap career during his 90210 fame?? yeah, real smart bitch, this one. I doubt she's had plastic surgery though. she looks exactly the same in those high school pictures from the day before. good looking girl but like Judge Judy says, "beauty fades, dumb is forever!"
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:22am.
It's after 10a.m MK! Where are you? Megan Fox has long passed her expiration date! NEW POST!
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B-day sluts are up Devilgirl!
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It's after 10a.m MK! Where are you? Megan Fox has long passed her expiration date! NEW POST!
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This broke ass AngieJo, bitch get over your self! You can't hate on Mrs Ryan Reynolds (le sigh) when your banging David effin Silver's has been crooked peen!
This broke ass AngieJo, bitch get over your self! You can't hate on Mrs Ryan Reynolds (le sigh) when your banging David effin Silver's has been crooked peen!
This broke ass AngieJo, bitch get over your self! You can't hate on Mrs Ryan Reynolds (le sigh) when your banging David effin Silver's has been crooked peen!
Someone wake up M.K......
who cares if she's dumb, she's hot
not everybody can be smart
she looks like plastic to me. i don't get her appeal at all. BTW, megan, not to worry, you'll never be like ScarJo EVER.
Submitted by effinczarina on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 5:18am.
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Well written :)
To me it sounds like Meg read a survey that boys 16- 30 took and made a promise to fulfill everything on the list.
Pretty, easy, sexy, good-looking, sex-addicted, not into marriage and kids, something to show your friends, long hair, big (plastic) boobs, make-up, not too much brains (boys get scared of that sometimes), thin, oozing stuff....
She forget self-worth, self-respect, confidence, smartness and depth.
Or maybe Megan, Scarlett actually has a brain? Something you lack, evidently.
At least ScarJo doesn't look like a tramp 90% of the time. Scarlett's also hotter.
DOES IT OOZE OUT OF YOUR PORES MEGAN?
Yes, because that's just the type of thing an "insecure" person (remember the awards show?) would say. She is full of shit. I didn't buy her self-deprecating act when she tried to play that angle and I don't buy any of it now, especially with this fuckery. No, no.. she doesn't want to use $10 dolla words to sound SMART like ScarJo (who is egoic as well, but at least she has a brain) but is willing to throw dollars freely for plastic surgery to achieve that SEXUAL CONFIDENCE THAT OOZES OUT OF HER PORES, NATURALLY. This coming from the same hooker who claims not to be the "marrying type" WHEN SHE'S HAD A FIANCEE FOR YEARS. Yeah, fail Megan. Keep your hijacked AJolie face and attempt at her attitude and stop speaking for life because you only reveal your dumbassery with every uttered word. She has to "turn on" the "sense" gene, because her claiming to be a geek while generally lacking intellect and apparent confusion about being considered a "sex symbol" when she poses half naked in every magazine she appears in AIN'T WORKIN.
Men who say that they have the longest are usually the ones poorest endowed.
Jussayin'.
Any time that she spends speaking is time away from sucking dick, so what is she supposed to do?
Times are tough, and sucking dick is this whore's business.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:42pm.
What does being sexually confident have to do with being smart? So you don't want to prove your smart because you're already sexually confident? Or you want to be taken seriously even though your not smart? What are you trying to say!?!?!
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I think she's trying to say that she's a skank with a limited vocabulary.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:57am.
I'm not usually this expressive, but I think I love yoo! I can watch a movie and type at the same time...sorta
Go pro or go home!
Submitted by valorious on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:55am.
If you're stoned, your mission has been accomplished.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:45am.
Thank you! I have found my mission for this evening and it is to watch some really fucked up shit. I knew there was a meaning to this tired existence. I'm stoned...have mercy!
Go pro or go home!
This skank looks like a low budget Lindsay Lohan version of Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:45am
Never a dull moment with that hot trick, hey?
Go pro or go home!
Submitted by valorious on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:43am.
That's my dad!
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Team Valtrex, I love your evil avie! Sam Haig is scary good.
Go pro or go home!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:34am.
No, you had it right. Tomorrow we're all going Square Dancing!
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Dear. Poor Man's Angie J.
GO AWAY! You can't act or speak for shit -- and you would melt if you're put by fire.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:29am.
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I knew something wasn't right about that picture. I meant *poker*.
Apologies to TV & Mr President, hahahahahhaa
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:17am.
'guys' polka night'
now i'm picturing them in flouncy dresses and clogs.
brr
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Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:56pm.
Hahaha..Think nothing of it, Mr Prez. It's like being a fly on the wall on the guys' polka night. *Most* edifying.
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... you can have him, i don't want him, he's too fat for me.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
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Submitted by fabhell on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:02pm.
DID MISSY ACTUALLY SAY RETARD?! What in the hell?
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So fucking what! Retard is a great word! Fuck all the 'tards who might be offended! Besides, they are too retarded to even notice so the only cunts getting offended are the pc fucks who get offended about everything on someone else's behalf and that's just patronising and in my book way more offensive in itself!
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true. cunt and retard are the new shock words. like fuck 20 years ago.
haha wonder if that girl trying to get an ambulance used 'retard' in her rants.
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Submitted by fabhell on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:02pm.
DID MISSY ACTUALLY SAY RETARD?! What in the hell?
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So fucking what! Retard is a great word! Fuck all the 'tards who might be offended! Besides, they are too retarded to even notice so the only cunts getting offended are the pc fucks who get offended about everything on someone else's behalf and that's just patronising and in my book way more offensive in itself!
Team Valtrex. That's HOT! Youse guys are still making me laugh. Got a breath of the goood green and life is looking good. Again. Thanks for the memories.
Go pro or go home!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:56pm.
Hahaha..Think nothing of it, Mr Prez. It's like being a fly on the wall on the guys' polka night. *Most* edifying.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:43pm.
Is it me or does she try WAY too hard to be like Angelina?
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She doesn't try hard... Angelina just oozes out of her pores
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I just smother myself in its deliciousness until my caca even smells like something off of their menu (The one and only M.K)
Is it me or does she try WAY too hard to be like Angelina?
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