Dr. Drip & Mr. Dull
Let me just start by saying that I like Keanu Reeves' filthy ass. I'm sure his dick butter tastes like some gourmet shit, but I cannot condone his acting skills. I've seen more raw emotion resonating off of a used condom lying on the sidewalk. That is why I do not understand why someone actually thought it's a good idea to cast him as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in a new movie. The stoner barely has one personality, let alone two!
The Hollywood Reporter says Keanu will star in a modern version of the novel The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde called Jekyll. They also said plot details are being kept under wraps. SPOILER ALERT! Keanu plays a dehydrated piece of broccoli who turns into a....dehydrated piece of broccoli. There's an OSCAH coming his way....
The producers of this soon-to-be wreck should put their coins into a much more highly-anticipated Dr. Jekyll project instead. I'm talking about a sequel to the epic masterpiece that is Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde! The world wants a Sean Young comeback!
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He is very cute but this dude hit his high point in acting in the Bill and Ted movies!
why does everybody pick on this guy? loooove him.
I love Keanu. Bad actor but I just think he's hot.
Dr. Drip and Mr. Dull. LMAO! I just spit ice tea on the keyboard while reading this story. Broccoli? Shit that is funny!
I remember in hs theater we watched Much Ado About Nothing and he was in it. Denzel Washington played his brotha from another mutha. And yeah, Keanu sucked.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I know he isnt a good actor or even an actor, whatever...but for some unreasonable reason i love him. So LEAVE KEANU ALONE! lol
I'd have more respect for Keanu if he didn't complain so much about making "My Own Private Idaho." so you had to kiss River Phoenix, was that really so bad??
Keanu Reeves's and the words "acting skills" used together in a sentence....He will finaly be Googleable under the word act
Totally agree with Love Anderson about Devil's Advocate. Tho I think its awesomeness is partly due to Pancino and hottie Charlize in there. Any other actors could've turned that movie into a joke.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Loved him in Point Break with Swayze!
Cannot hate on Keanu, at least he's maintained some dignity throughout his career. Regardless of his acting skills, he's still got more going for him than today's trashola.
"Most righteous"
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Beter ten halve gekeerd dan ten volle gedwaald.
Ah, I forgot all about The Devil's Advocate! Great movie!
The only thing I really loved in him was "Devil's Advocate" and "Bill & Ted".
I mean I like The Matrix stuff but he wasn't all that.
He sucked in Dracula.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
Off Topic- But Mickey Carrol, one of the Orig. Munchkins
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I'm sorry DG, but did you say that Tom Cruise died?
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ROFLMALTC!
*A term coined by our very own Jiggywiddit; Roll on floor laugh maniacally a la Tom Cruise*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
Yeah, I remember that joe. But then I thought, "Well it is Winnipeg".
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*snickers*
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
Sorry to hear that.
*passes you a tissue*
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Awww thanks! What a week, Kiefer in trouble, Mickey passing away!
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:52am.
In 1995 he did Hamlet on the stage in Winnipeg. He didn't get totally horrible reviews.
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Yeah, I remember that joe. But then I thought, "Well it is Winnipeg".
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
Off Topic- But Mickey Carrol, one of the Orig. Munchkins
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I'm sorry DG, but did you say that Tom Cruise died?
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:46am.
Was that the one where there was a girl one of the guys killed and he kept going to visit her dead body?
I saw it years ago. I forgot he was in that.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
Sorry to hear that.
*passes you a tissue*
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Off Topic- But Mickey Carrol, one of the Orig. Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz, passed away yesterday. He was a St.Louisian and a pal of my Uncle's.
He is now with Dorothy and the rest in the Emerald City in the sky. He was 89, two months short of his 90th Bday.
Just had to mentione that.
*wipes tear*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Isn't he meant to be really clever, outside of the filmsets? He's still a wretched actor, mind.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
love bill and ted. most excellent. bogus.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Dirty, drunk, stoned, whatever. I love him. He'd have to check into the hospital for "exhaustion" after I was through with him.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:46am.
Love him. If he showed up at my door and opened his coat and instead of guns strapped to him Neo-style they were all sex toys, I'd totally be down.
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I never thought of this one before, Sprainy. Thank you!
I don't hate him, I just think he a shitty actor.
The problem is that he has the fucking IQ of a geranium.
i really dig the dirty keanu and i make no apologies about that...and quite honesty, i'm not aware that he can actually talk, let alone act...and that's the way i like it...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
I have seen Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, and oh what a piece of shit it was. Tim Daly is hot though.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:52am.
In 1995 he did Hamlet on the stage in Winnipeg. He didn't get totally horrible reviews.
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LOLOLOL
I'm speechless!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHA
*gasp* something about *choke* faint... praise... damning? LOLOL
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I think he did a good job in Little Buddha, but he sucked hard in Dracula and Dangerous Liasons. Kinda liked him in Speed, too. He's one of the very few actors whose movie I'm actually willing to see merely because he's in it.
I like Keanu, so I cannot hate on him and any of his acting choices.
Someone FedEx him some deodorant!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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In 1995 he did Hamlet on the stage in Winnipeg. He didn't get totally horrible reviews.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
I have a soft spot in my cold black heart for Keanu
Love him. If he showed up at my door and opened his coat and instead of guns strapped to him Neo-style they were all sex toys, I'd totally be down.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:40am.
I think his acting skills were fab in Bill and Ted's!
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Did you ever see The River's Edge? I think that was his first movie.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:40am.
I think his acting skills were fab in Bill and Ted's!
Vomit on the dick butter comment! *wipes up puke from floor*
OMG! Loved Bill and Ted!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Love Keanu, sorry!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
I think his acting skills were fab in Bill and Ted's!
Vomit on the dick butter comment! *wipes up puke from floor*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This is all very disturbing. I can't even address it.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
have they not see how he single-handily ruined Dracula. Keanu should not be near a time-piece. EVER!
I love Keanu..he was the hotness in Speed. However MK, you are right his acting can sometimes be really bad.
I just feel sorry for him, he has suffered a lot of heartbreak. Loss of a baby, girlfriend, best friend...sadness.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
I love his filthy ass too! I don't care how he looks or how he acts, he will always be hot to me. : )