Jon Can't Do Anything Right
Kate Gosselin dragged her beaten down beaver hair onto Larry King last night to pimp out that book she wrote about being a big ass cunt. No, the book is about kiddes or something. But she really should write a book on how to embrace your cuntness, because she is quickly becoming my cunt idol.
Of course, Larry brought up the whole "Jon is bumping on a teacher" thing. Larry read a statement from Jon where he once again denied ever getting sexy with that woman. Kate blamed fame. But she also blamed Jon for being so stupid in the brains.
Kate told Larry, "I am not a celebrity. "I am a mom and a wife. And I feel that Jon is having difficult times realizing that, you know, you can't go to the grocery store without people whipping out their cell phones, calling everyone they know and taking pictures of you. He is dealing very poorly with it. And I feel like these, you know, things are making him realize, oh, my gosh, I cannot go anywhere without everyone knowing. I look at life as a glass half full is my attitude. And I feel like we have learned a lot, the kids have gained a lot. We have benefited a lot. And life lessons is -- you will see in our show. And this is full of life lessons. Life happens. And, you know, we all have to react to what happens to us. And I choose happiness. And I choose to survive anything."
And you also choose to be the biggest cunt who ever cunted. Heather Mills better hop up her game.
You know, does Jon do anything right, Kate? I'm sure can't pee pee right. He can't wipe his ass by himself right. He can't even cry over his slaughtered balls right. Shit, he can't even cheat right! The only thing he does right is do everything wrong! Preach it, Kate!
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I don't understand why she has to answer for her husband. He should be out there accounting for himself. If my husband cheated on me there is no way I would be out there making excuses for him
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I can't wait until her kids get older and write a tell all book about her controlling, OCD, cunty behavior. I can't even watch her or the show for fear I might kick my foot into the TV screen. She is a complete asshole.
Sure, her glass is half full... OF PURPLE DRANK!
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Bitch, please...take a dulcolax. And then bleach that asshole!
she is right. she isn't a celebrity- she's a fucking loser.....though most celebs seem to be losers these days.
who the fuck is this bitch anyway? I have no idea.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
I'm starting to love this egomaniac too. If you're gonna be a cunty, hatefully ugly, meaniewife then be the best cunty, hatefully ugly, meaniewife you can be!!! Ain't no halfsteppin!!
And is Jon a mentally challenged individual that doesn't realize that cameras + 23 year old nonwife = trouble? I'm expected to believe that a 32 year old man is THAT stupid.
Fuck that, get your monies Kate. No matter who you have to hang out to dry. Your kids are going to grow up to hate you regardless.
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My feelings are sensitive.
I can't even think of anything other than STFU AND STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF KATE.
Ever heard of no comment?
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Jon and Kate are both assholes. They deserve none of the millions they have made. How anyone can watch their show and support these 2 unemployed baby pimps is beyond me. Disgusting.
Your are not a celebrity?
Then Why are you wearing those Sunglasses that scream " Don't look at me, I'm a celebrity" you fucking cunt!
Ugh Jon is not saint, but this woman is a MONSTER, I can't stand her, He is useless right? why doesn't she divorce his ass then?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Of course she chooses happiness... right after the notoriety and money that comes from whoring out her kids. Sure, her glass is half full... OF PURPLE DRANK!
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Please MK, in the Kingdom of Cuntness....Kate isn't worthy of carrying Heather's leg.
They should change the name of their show to America's Next Top Cunt or something like that.
Kate is really embracing her inner butch with that hair.
"I am not a celebrity."
Um, WRONG BITCH!
She's right about one thing, though. Jon IS a total retard.
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What, is she now an outfielder for the Mets or something?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
'you know, you can't go to the grocery store without people whipping out their cell phones, calling everyone they know and taking pictures of you.'
bitch, please. i didn't know who you were until yesterday.
I only watched J&K+8 once and even that was enough to show me that Jon is a beaten-down shell of a man and Kate is a raging, emasculating bitch.
She is showing her massive cuntiness all over the media during this mess, and just proving to the world why Jon cheated on her ass.
we have learned a lot please watch our show so you can see me beat my husband and kids
thank you
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
ARGH I am sick of hearing about this TWAT. next.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Lezbo explosion in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
Her children are just as loud and annoying as her.
I saw her last night as I was scanning. I caught the part about: And I choose happiness.
She looked absolutely miserable! Her normal look, I guess?
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She's flat and that's that!
Yeah, I'm sure those kids will turn out fine with all those stellar life lessons.