Jon Can't Do Anything Right
Kate Gosselin dragged her beaten down beaver hair onto Larry King last night to pimp out that book she wrote about being a big ass cunt. No, the book is about kiddes or something. But she really should write a book on how to embrace your cuntness, because she is quickly becoming my cunt idol.
Of course, Larry brought up the whole "Jon is bumping on a teacher" thing. Larry read a statement from Jon where he once again denied ever getting sexy with that woman. Kate blamed fame. But she also blamed Jon for being so stupid in the brains.
Kate told Larry, "I am not a celebrity. "I am a mom and a wife. And I feel that Jon is having difficult times realizing that, you know, you can't go to the grocery store without people whipping out their cell phones, calling everyone they know and taking pictures of you. He is dealing very poorly with it. And I feel like these, you know, things are making him realize, oh, my gosh, I cannot go anywhere without everyone knowing. I look at life as a glass half full is my attitude. And I feel like we have learned a lot, the kids have gained a lot. We have benefited a lot. And life lessons is -- you will see in our show. And this is full of life lessons. Life happens. And, you know, we all have to react to what happens to us. And I choose happiness. And I choose to survive anything."
And you also choose to be the biggest cunt who ever cunted. Heather Mills better hop up her game.
You know, does Jon do anything right, Kate? I'm sure can't pee pee right. He can't wipe his ass by himself right. He can't even cry over his slaughtered balls right. Shit, he can't even cheat right! The only thing he does right is do everything wrong! Preach it, Kate!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:16am.
her explination made no fucking sense. is she advising jon to be sneakier?
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yeah, right? wth
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I can't believe that these people are barely in their mid-30s and have so many kids. I'm his age and it makes me shudder. I would hate being a 32 year old man with kids coming out of every crevice of my home. Most guys his age are working on their careers and are barely thinking of settling down. If anyone should be blamed for this mess, it is indeed Jon. Look, he dated his wife, I'm sure there were many times when her bossiness and cuntiness came out. He knew what he was getting into and he still married her. He was fine with just the first two twins, but you have to be an emasculated pussy to let your wife talk you into fertility treatments when you already have a decent amount of kids. Heck, I have two and want another one (sometimes), but my hubs has made it clear that he doesn't want the responbility of raising another one. I see the wisdom behind this, and have made myself content. Not only did Kate have more kids without his feelings in consideration, she continues to whore the whole family out despite Jon not liking it. Let Jon Gosselin be a lesson for pussy-whipped balless dudes--think twice before marrying an egomaniac.
Ugh. I hate people going on and on about what a "REAL MAN" would do, like every guy needs to be some chivalrous white knight to fulfill every goddamn wish the woman has. You know what a REAL WOMAN would do, hos? She'd stop flying all over the country to give speeches about what a great mom she is and she'd fucking stay home, actually BE a good mom, acutally FUCK her husband once in awhile, and you know, have a nice warm home-cooked meal on the table for them all every night. Then at night she'd slip into some slinky lingerie and heels, get Jon a nightcap, and give him a lapdance before fucking his brains out. That's what "REEEEAAAAL WOMEN" do, didn't you know? Ugh.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:25am.
how did KIEFER hijack this post?
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Simple, he's KIEFER!
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cuts down Norfolk Pine and decorates it in his honor*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@Farrah. Thank G'd no sausepan lids....
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Can we nominate her for Hot Slut OTM? Her hair alone could take it. Plus it would probably piss her off, which...what doesn't?
HELLOOOOO FARRAH!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:23am.
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hahahahahahaha.
how did KIEFER hijack this post?
Crazy/Lavadama- LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:17am.
I am so out of the loop. I have no clue who this is. I think that's a good thing.
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it's that woman with 8 kids crying babies that makes us thank G'd every day we don't have kids..
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(Edited) "I look at life 'half way full'"....more like FULL of pura mierda
In every interview she's done since this scandal, she has basically called Jon an idiot. On the Today show she said that Jon was going to be with her, but at the last minute she decided it would be best for him to stay home with the kids. I stopped watching their show because of the Cunt Queen, but I'm watching next season. I have to see this shit from their point of view.
Mark my words: This marriage WILL NOT LAST.
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If Jon is as spineless as people state he is, then he has to have a cunt to make a relationship work. Two spineless people can't make a relationship work because neither knows what to do or has the ambition to do what need to be done, 2 alpha cunts can't make a relationship work because it would be too much of a power struggle.
1 cunt + 1 spineless =perfect match
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:17am.
I am so out of the loop. I have no clue who this is. I think that's a good thing.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:18am.
TEAM KIEFER!
TEAM KIEFER!
TEAM KIEFER!
*gives side eye to cat*
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I just want to go on the record and state that I don't think its her fault why her husband cheated which is why I don't understand why she's answering for him.
He's not a responsible adult. I don't care how much he takes care of his children. He's not a man. A man would stand up and state that he's tired of being her doormat and leave if thats what he wanted to do. A man doesn't go out and cheat and then possibly bring home STDs all because his wife is a controlling person. No one deserves that. This woman does not deserve that from him.
People tend to forget that she has 8 children. Her domineering behavior is normal for a mother with that many children. If he does not like to be treated that way, stand up and be a man and say so.
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Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:11am
Oh yeah, it bugs the shit out of me. I can't even put into words how angry her statements have made me. If you don't want to be with him anymore, then fucking leave him already. Anybody who fronts like they are the authority on anything makes me stabby. This bitch tries to pretend like she's got everything under control, but it's all downhill from here.....
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Maybe I grew a heart for this chick, but if I had to take care of 8 kids while my husband was out being a moron I'd be cranky too.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:15am.
Well thank god one of us was on it!
*gets candle, lights it*
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!
I wonder how many ppl I can annoy doing that all day!
*cat gives Devil the side eye*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I am so out of the loop. I have no clue who this is. I think that's a good thing.
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her explination made no fucking sense. is she advising jon to be sneakier?
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Fucka doodle-do.
MK hit the nail on the muthafukin head - She constantly tells Jon what he is doing wrong on their show. I am soooo against cheating, but I feel his case is a special exception.
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She chooses to be happy? She looks at life as a glass half full? Yeah fucking right. She really must not realize what a horribly bitter, mean and unhappy person she comes off as to people. Either that or she is stupid as fuck for thinking anyone buys this shit. No one thinks you or your life are magical and perfect Kate. Funny thing is, they might be a lot more of both if you weren't so fucking obsessed about it. Dumb fucking harridan.
Ooh, I'm totally on Team Kate. Jon is a little pussy boy who fucked a 23-year old teacher while he had 8 kids at home. If she continues to verbally chop off his balls, more power to her. He deserves it.
I do hate her hair more than words can say.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:14am.
Fertility drugs
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:10am
ha ha ha.. that's right! Ugh it makes me sick that she is chosing the $$ over her family. sick.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:13am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:04am.
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!!!
Should we have a candle light vigil for him during his hour of need????
I started one last night!
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!
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I've never watched this show, & only know what I do from skimming MK's posts about these people. Were all the kids conceived naturally? Or did they do fertility treatments & then cry about how poor they were when they found out multiple babies were coming?
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Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:11am.
Yep. It's what is putting her in running for cunt of the century.
I guess she figures she's got to really put it all out there, since it's only 2009 and her cuntiness has to endure 91 more years to win it all.
oh-and "glass half full"...are you kidding me? She is such a negative person.
I have never watched this show, but now I want to just to see how awful she really is to Jon.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:04am.
TEAM KIEFER!!!!!!!!!!
Should we have a candle light vigil for him during his hour of need????
O/T- Kate's hair??????
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This cunt has a "glass is half full" attitude??!! Riiiiiight....half full of cunty cunt-juice maybe. Hahahaha.
Does it bother anyone else that she continues to publicly talk about how Jon is a total fuck up? Between her statement yesterday and these comments last night, she's made a point of picking him out and discussing how he's fucked up instead of just giving the old standby answers. Im all for honesty, but if you're going to talk about your husband's fuck ups, at least include your own faults.
Beware future spouses of the Gosselin daughters. Kate is raising five ball cutting wives.
If she knew he wasn't dealing with the recognition and all that came with being on tv, then WHY did she push for another season when he clearly said he was not interested? Oh yeah! Money and freebies. You can't bully someone all the time Kate and expect them not to act out. You reap what you sow.
those poor kids. growing up on telelvision has to suck somuch ass. and she's a fucking loser.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I look at life as a glass half full is my attitude
Half-full of what??? Raging bitchahol???
I think the kids are really cute - although one of the twins (Maddy) - her personality is bossy just like her mom's and once when I watching the show she was having meltdown and hissy fits and I decided I couldn't watch the show anymore...
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
No matter how much of an emasculating bitch she is, he chose her. So good luck with that, Jon.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
I have never watched her show, but since Jon's steppin' out last week, I know absolutely everything about this couple...everything.
I can't STAND her hair
You are a miserable wench and have sold your children's souls for fame and fortune you stupid twat!
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That little speech up there is really obnoxious.
"I'm not a celebrity, I'm a mom and a wife...and my husband can't figure out that just being a Family Guy (haha) means that people are gonna chase you all around and take your picture wherever you go..."
She went on to say: "He's an idiot. But it's ok - I'm perfect and I'll fix him - don't you worry."
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Ok, this shit was kinda juicy for a quick minute. Now the urge to scream STFU at kate is growing with each new headline this bitch makes.
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