Jon Can't Do Anything Right
Kate Gosselin dragged her beaten down beaver hair onto Larry King last night to pimp out that book she wrote about being a big ass cunt. No, the book is about kiddes or something. But she really should write a book on how to embrace your cuntness, because she is quickly becoming my cunt idol.
Of course, Larry brought up the whole "Jon is bumping on a teacher" thing. Larry read a statement from Jon where he once again denied ever getting sexy with that woman. Kate blamed fame. But she also blamed Jon for being so stupid in the brains.
Kate told Larry, "I am not a celebrity. "I am a mom and a wife. And I feel that Jon is having difficult times realizing that, you know, you can't go to the grocery store without people whipping out their cell phones, calling everyone they know and taking pictures of you. He is dealing very poorly with it. And I feel like these, you know, things are making him realize, oh, my gosh, I cannot go anywhere without everyone knowing. I look at life as a glass half full is my attitude. And I feel like we have learned a lot, the kids have gained a lot. We have benefited a lot. And life lessons is -- you will see in our show. And this is full of life lessons. Life happens. And, you know, we all have to react to what happens to us. And I choose happiness. And I choose to survive anything."
And you also choose to be the biggest cunt who ever cunted. Heather Mills better hop up her game.
You know, does Jon do anything right, Kate? I'm sure can't pee pee right. He can't wipe his ass by himself right. He can't even cry over his slaughtered balls right. Shit, he can't even cheat right! The only thing he does right is do everything wrong! Preach it, Kate!
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"What normal man would do that."
First find me a "normal man" on TV,
Second most "normal" men I know are gay.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:44am.
the only dude I know who pees sitting down has a prince albert. Its like a showerhead instead of a hose.
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Candy, I wasn't responding to you, just "your side" in general. I also wasn't being abrasive, I was just stating my point. Now that that's out of the way....what is the only situation in which spineless person would be viewed worse than the mean, overbearing one?
When the spineless person is the one with the penis, of course. ;-) Buh-bye.
Riki, since you are responding to me, I don't see why you are so abrasive. I'm looking at it from my point of view and as a woman who has been in a similar siuation. I have indeed been watching the show. I've known about this couple way before TLC even gave them a regualr show. They did a series of specials on them on Discovery Health for the first 2 years before they came out with their own show. Kate has always been this way. Jon knew it before we did.
All I'm saying is that hes a grown man who did not need to resort to cheating to teach his wife a lesson. It shows a lack of maturity. She holds him down because he lets her do it, she holds him down because thats the only way she knows how to be and its all toxic. What normal man would do that. he needs to grow a spine and leave if he wants to leave.
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@Farrah..I heard Octomom has a broken uterus so she wont be knocking out anymore potential social security applicants. Cant say I'll be sorry that there wont be any more little burdens upon the welfare state, sucking the titties of hardworking, taxpaing citizens, leaving the comfort of her womb in the near future
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And there really isn't anything more irritating on television than the opening credits of this ridiculous show.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:53am.
@Farrah...That's because he's a good companion and a well trained pet.
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yeah, he's a good yak. Now, am i getting my weenie dog for xmas this year? i promise i won't spoiled him like my parents'! *batting eyelashes*
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They should have stuck with having girls. Those boys are quite slow looking.
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i'm another hobag whose boyfriend sits down to pee. he also says it's more "relaxing". espech if he has morning wood. HAH! do all y'all's men take 20 minute dumps too? those are the WORST!
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:43am.
How about don't be an asshole, whether you're a guy or girl? Sounds like equality to me!
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Amen!
She dishes it, he takes it. That works for some people but generally not at that extreme. I pretty much run our household but it wasn't a calculated move to be HBIC. It just doesn't behoove us to have me work full time with three kids so I stay home. My husband doesn't see our kids or our house as my job for him to help with- when he's here, things fall on whoever happens to be there to do it. I'll admit I get pissy when some things he does don't get done fast enough or in the way I'd do them but I try to be really conscious of the fact that sometimes it's that things get done, no matter the when or how.
Seeing how we joke around about my HBIC status compared to how Kate wants to play the martyr and Jon the helpless, downtrodden "good" guy makes me appreciate the balance we've found.
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Submitted by Candy on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:44am.
How come it never crosses anyone's mind not to have more children than they can afford? And something tells me that Kate knew about Jon's little piece on the side and didn't care until he got caught
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I think having 8 children is ridiculous but they decided to have them together and they're already here. If I were in that situation I'd pray for the oppourtunity to make that much money. When its all over if they do the right thing they would not have to worry about hand outs ever.
As for her knowing about the affair, IMO I don't think so. What I see is that she needs to stop treating him like a child and let him answer for himself. This is the problem that is not being addressed.
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@Farrah...That's because he's a good companion and a well trained pet.
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Yeah, he cheated, but no, he's not to blame. They both are. Pretending Kate had nothing to do with driving him over that cliff is ridiculous, while absolving him of all responsibility is ridiculous as well, since he made the choice to stick his dick into something human for once. They are both at fault. I am just tired of people acting like it's ok for her to treat him however she wants, BUT OMG HE BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING IN RESPONSE OR ELSE!!!
PS Talking about how great you and your family are while they're actually falling apart is not a career, it's not working, and quite frankly I find it more appalling than Jon needing some human contact.
PPS If you've ever watched this show, you'd know there is no way in HELL Kate would trust Jon to do any sort of media blitz or representation for this family. Please. You think he's "forcing" her to go out and do this shit? You think HE was the one who wanted 8 kids by the time he was 28? Yeah fucking right.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:31am.
*hugs*
Okay, Quick Poll: Let's see who's a stupidcuntmanhatingfamewannabe by a show of hands.
Kate, way to own it!
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:44am.
The Breakdown - my boyfriend sits down to pee because he likes to.
Hilarious story - we were out with another couple and drank a lot and I started ripping on him for peeing while sitting down, and the other gal cracked up and outed her boyfriend for doing the same damn thing! Is this common?
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YES!! Apparently, cause my bf does that too. He says is more comfortable for him because he doesn't have to make any effort nor pressure.
And it cracks me up that I find it so strange when I see him standing when he pees.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:38am.
(((Hugs)))
Don't be fraid! Things will be ok. * calling contractor Chief Gray Elk to do Cherokee Indian rain dance for S.B* Wish I could send you the daluge we are having here!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:31am.
Please pray for the fire victims in Santa Barbara. I am on warning...But have not been
evacuated yet. This fire is out of control
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OMG, stay safe.
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Submitted by Candy on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:44am.
How come it never crosses anyone's mind not to have more children than they can afford? And something tells me that Kate knew about Jon's little piece on the side and didn't care until he got caught.
"Its honest work and it pays off."
Where's this honest work you speak of?
This cunt is getting upstaged by OctoMom and she's just jelus!
All of this is publicity bullshit.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Funny how all this controversy comes about just when she is promoting her new book.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:39am.
Only cries when I leave and leaves his hair around in the spring.
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you don't say! i have to tell him daddy will be back soon, give him a treat, and well... hang out with him.. i lurvs him, tho.
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The Breakdown - my boyfriend sits down to pee because he likes to.
Hilarious story - we were out with another couple and drank a lot and I started ripping on him for peeing while sitting down, and the other gal cracked up and outed her boyfriend for doing the same damn thing! Is this common?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
He cheats yet she's to blame. Wonderful logic. If she didn't go out and pimp that book, who'd be paying the bills? Jon doesn't work. It would be up to the state to provide for those children. I don't blame her for going out there and securing their future. Its honest work and it pays off. If I had the oppourtuntiy I'd do that same, especially if my husband wasn't doing it.
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@Farrah...You are right about the sausepan lids though...way to give yer life up, knocking out offspring you don't need, want or can afford...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:37am.
it be HAWT ovah herre! i have the hot ginge threatening to go work on that thing we call front yard as i enjoy the A/C.. he could use a little tan, chu kno'?
on T: i wonder if this woman's husband's left side has any feeling any more. She's always slamming him with her monster hands.
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Lol thanks Missy. I just get irritated when hos act like it's ok for women to be sexist and treat guys like shit because society 'owes' them or something. How about don't be an asshole, whether you're a guy or girl? Sounds like equality to me! I may just have to start a Menimist Alliance in response to over-zealous Gloria Steinem wannabe skags.
@Farrah. don't you be raggin on my son. He only stole the butter twice. He don't poop in the house (ever). Only cries when I leave and leaves his hair around in the spring.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:29am.
Ugh. I hate people going on and on about what a "REAL MAN" would do, like every guy needs to be some chivalrous white knight to fulfill every goddamn wish the woman has. You know what a REAL WOMAN would do, hos? She'd stop flying all over the country to give speeches about what a great mom she is and she'd fucking stay home, actually BE a good mom, actually FUCK her husband once in awhile, and you know, have a nice warm home-cooked meal on the table for them all every night. Then at night she'd slip into some slinky lingerie and heels, get Jon a nightcap, and give him a lapdance before fucking his brains out. That's what "REEEEAAAAL WOMEN" do, didn't you know? Ugh.
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THANK YOU! Your marriage and family are falling apart, so you decide to go on a book tour and talk about what a fuck up your husband is? What the Hell? Marriage is a partnership. It takes both people actively working on the marriage to make it work. She gets a FAIL.
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:25am.
how did KIEFER hijack this post?
I guess you don't know someone named Jack Bauer!
TEAM KIEFER!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:36am.
You'd be fun to drink with :)
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and all you other hwat horz! I'm very scared
and I hope this fire is put out soon
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:32am.
Stormy tornado weather times in my neck of the hillbilly woods!
What's new with you?
O/T- Kate's hair! (can't think of anything else to say about her)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Um, no Xerquina, but you know, it's not like I have to fuck a woman to see how heterosexual relationships are. It's not as if there is any dearth of them or their representation in our society. My obvious point, which you clearly didn't get, was that notions of how men are supposed to be are entirely as antiquated as those of how women are supposed to be. I sincerely doubt the hos harping on Jon being a "REAL man" would see no problem in suggesting get be a REAL women and stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen for the rest of her life. Are you actually retarded, or just trying to fight with me? Dumbass.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:31am.
Absolutely. I'm glad youre ok ♥
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Why? Why everyday with these fucking fucker loosers?
They're lives are a TV show, WHO CARES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
xxyxz
I'm on it bebe!
Thanks Reeter♥
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Yikes xxyxz!! This has been a bad week for you, will do.
*sending blessings and light to Santa Barbara*
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:26am.
@Farrah. Thank G'd no sausepan lids....
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Norton (our... er.. dog) does even more pooping, crying, messing, stealing of butter, etc, etc than 8 kids.
Case closed.
@DG and mah beeshes: whatssssup!!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:31am.
Please pray for the fire victims in Santa Barbara.
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You got it!
I bet she makes him sit down to pee!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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@Farrah. Thats life imitating art. She wanted to be AJ but he didn't have the balls to play Pitt...
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Leaders dream and talk.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:29am.
Ugh. I hate people going on and on about what a "REAL MAN" would do, like every guy needs to be some chivalrous white knight to fulfill every goddamn wish the woman has. You know what a REAL WOMAN would do, hos? She'd stop flying all over the country to give speeches about what a great mom she is and she'd fucking stay home, actually BE a good mom, acutally FUCK her husband once in awhile, and you know, have a nice warm home-cooked meal on the table for them all every night. Then at night she'd slip into some slinky lingerie and heels, get Jon a nightcap, and give him a lapdance before fucking his brains out. That's what "REEEEAAAAL WOMEN" do, didn't you know? Ugh.
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what the hell do you know about a real woman? have you ever been with one?!
Please pray for the fire victims in Santa Barbara. I am on warning...But have not been
evacuated yet. This fire is out of control
@Slutty and elmo:
I agree with both of you. I think she's abusive, tho...there's being a leader and then there's being a cunt-bitch-fuck-you leader....
Obviously, Jon likes to be led around by his dick but if she doesn't learn to respect him a little better, I think he'll leave. There are lots of leader women to be had out there and soon enuff he'll realize that a significant number of them would know, right away, if they were divorced and come get him....
That's why isolation is so important in these situations - victims need to feel like there's no way out....this thing (fling or not) was kinda like a first step...
PS. Hi, Farrah!:)
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:29am.
ITA!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............