Jon Can't Do Anything Right
Kate Gosselin dragged her beaten down beaver hair onto Larry King last night to pimp out that book she wrote about being a big ass cunt. No, the book is about kiddes or something. But she really should write a book on how to embrace your cuntness, because she is quickly becoming my cunt idol.
Of course, Larry brought up the whole "Jon is bumping on a teacher" thing. Larry read a statement from Jon where he once again denied ever getting sexy with that woman. Kate blamed fame. But she also blamed Jon for being so stupid in the brains.
Kate told Larry, "I am not a celebrity. "I am a mom and a wife. And I feel that Jon is having difficult times realizing that, you know, you can't go to the grocery store without people whipping out their cell phones, calling everyone they know and taking pictures of you. He is dealing very poorly with it. And I feel like these, you know, things are making him realize, oh, my gosh, I cannot go anywhere without everyone knowing. I look at life as a glass half full is my attitude. And I feel like we have learned a lot, the kids have gained a lot. We have benefited a lot. And life lessons is -- you will see in our show. And this is full of life lessons. Life happens. And, you know, we all have to react to what happens to us. And I choose happiness. And I choose to survive anything."
And you also choose to be the biggest cunt who ever cunted. Heather Mills better hop up her game.
You know, does Jon do anything right, Kate? I'm sure can't pee pee right. He can't wipe his ass by himself right. He can't even cry over his slaughtered balls right. Shit, he can't even cheat right! The only thing he does right is do everything wrong! Preach it, Kate!
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ok the fact that theres roughly 4 pages of comments roughly the same about kate being mean and jon being and idot is ridiculous the fact that all of u took time out of ur day to comment about someone whos just trying to live her life the way she wants just shows that ur jealous that she gets attention on this and she doesnt want it or need it at this point i mean come on she 8 kids to take care of so let live without u carin
Kate is just upset he got caught and it went so public. She did not mind the fooling around.
Yeah. Jon was at the grocery store at 3am with his wedding ring off.
New name for the show: Jon and Kate Plus Eight (and a Date)
Submitted by grace kelly on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:24pm.
After Jon goes out for a pack of smokes and never returns they'll have to call it Kate Plus Eight. Though I imagine without him to kick around she'll go hamster and start eating the kids.
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Go Hamster!??!?
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*dies*
she sorta looks like one of the long haired bristly kind.
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Who is this Kate Goosegg?
"And you also choose to be the biggest cunt who ever cunted. Heather Mills better hop up her game."
Anybody up for a round of Celebrity Death Match?
Oh wait, Kate's "not a celebrity."
She's just a professional bitch (and not the good kind, either) with a really awful haircut that deserves a beatdown from Suze Orman and a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
I hate this woman with the heat of a thousand flameless Amish fireplaces.
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I took her statement "I am hesitant to believe" to be referring to tabloids in general; any of their "news stories"...not to the story specific to her husband, Jon.
After Jon goes out for a pack of smokes and never returns they'll have to call it Kate Plus Eight. Though I imagine without him to kick around she'll go hamster and start eating the kids.
Who in their right mind would buy a book from this monster? She is a wanna-be celeb and a tyrant.
Dlisters fighting, oooh yeah!
O/T I've no comment on jon and kate I'm just here for the comments so much better then the actual story
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Clearly the only thing left for Kate to do it to stuff Jon into her baby machine and poop him out a better man.
How in the hell does he stay with this shrill fishwife? She gives new meaning to obsessive compulsive. If my spouse treated me like I was her child I would leave.
Abrasive is as abrasive does...
*eyeroll*
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 1:35pm.
This is the same woman who complained that she could hear her husband breathing when he sat beside her on a couch. Truly, she was annoyed because the poor guy was breathing.
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LOL! No way! I totally used that as a joke once to explain how I treated my bf when I was majorly PMSing.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I guess I'm not a real woman cause I'm done cookin for the day. Kids go to bed, husband call Dominos or cook your own shit.
Kate chews Jon's balls and spits them out!
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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"Submitted by tired of rumers... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:57am.
i'm another hobag whose boyfriend sits down to pee. he also says it's more "relaxing". espech if he has morning wood. HAH! do all y'all's men take 20 minute dumps too? those are the WORST!"
Can't sympathize on the the former as my hubby is a standing urinater, but the half-hour shit sessions do get annoying!
@ Ricki Lake- Do me and the rest of America an enormous favor and run for office in 2012, please.
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This is the same woman who complained that she could hear her husband breathing when he sat beside her on a couch. Truly, she was annoyed because the poor guy was breathing.
How odd that she said last night on Larry King's show that she is, "hesitant to believe" what had been reported about her husband's supposed affair. Wouldn't you expect someone in her position to say, "I love and trust my husband and I know this is all a bunch of lies"? Instead she says she is 'hesistant'. Pretty tentative to me. I wouldn't be surprised if they have both agreed to lead separate lives - Kate is more upset that Jon wasn't discrete about it and now their squeaky clean image has been tarnished.
She also said it is a "private matter" and that they are dealing with it behind closed doors. Too bad she hadn't used the same sensitivity before inviting TLC into her home on a weekly basis to expose and document the very private moments of her children.
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Oh my Lord, no one would give a rat's ass about Jon's cheating or Kate's castrating reaction to it if these two hadn't set themselves up as two holier-than-thou champeen breeders. She's always invoking the Lord and trotting her kids off to Christian pageants and Christian amusement parks to drive home their holy Christianity - I am SO glad this shit happened to them! I haven't been this pleased since Amy Grant ran off with Vince Gill, essentially flipping off Jesus AND her husband and kids and his wife and daughter. Hee.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:42pm.
Is it cool if I think you guys are ALL right? Kate is cunt. Jon is a immature pushover. He shouldn't have cheated by I can see why he did. They should all just DIE.
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yeah stoney that about sums it up. both are a waste of space.
I love the way you keep replying to me with nothing substantive to address my point. Could it be because you transparently don't have one yourself? I thought so.
PS It was you who started fighting with me, as anyone who can read can attest. Run along now. Simple minds bore me so.
Only if you have had sex with both men AND women, Stoney. Those are Xerquina's rules!!!!!!!! lol
oooh i'm a victim now cuz i don't wanna argue with your ignorant ass? yeah okay,kid.
Is it cool if I think you guys are ALL right? Kate is cunt. Jon is a immature pushover. He shouldn't have cheated by I can see why he did. They should all just DIE.
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Lol ok. It was anything but a "simple question," but ok. You're such a victim Xerquina, just like Kate. I 'pity' the both of you, lol.
Everyone together now: GO RICKI GO RICKI
@ricki lake. really, ricki? a simple muthafuckin' question and this is how you act like? cyber trash talkin' and shit.i guess there is no point in reasoning with you.
This bitch needs to shove her husband's dick in her mouth and shut the fuck up...maybe then he will stop cheating on her
-that picture above looks ready-made for "I'm a celebrity get me out of here!"
-I can't stand this bitch at all, cheating is not ok but it is understandable.
Especially in this case.
-How did they support the twins before the sextuplets? Last I checked fertility treatments are expensive as fuck so to call him a lazy ass I think would be incorrect. Unless she has always been the breadwinner.
-At least I don't have to hear about Ocotmom for a few days god was I getting sick of that loon.
P.S. Ricky Lake I heart U
No offense to those who watch the show but:
THEY CAN BOTH FUK OFF!!!!
and this thread can kiss my ass.
k bye now :)
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:14pm.
@Farrah...A doggie for Christmas sounds good. Are you gonna train him/her...?
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yes baby! i will! i wuvs you♥
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@LA...S'all good, just checkin in to make sure you were keeping the younglins straight. We be out, play nice.
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Lol Xerquina, yeah I'm immature but you implying I have no room to talk because I don't put my dick into vagina was the most intelligent grown-up thing I've ever read. I called you dumb because you ARE dumb, not because you disagree with me. I didn't call Candy names, ho. Now please, sit down and shut the fuck up, like REAL WOMEN SHOULD!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:13pm.
The GoGirl!!
PS I secretly want one.
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i SO wanna get you one so someone would share her real experience with that thing
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Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:12pm
OH MAH GAH THORNHILL...*gets all laid back* Sup?
You're right. I ♥ teh MoFriends.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Did that woman have the UNMITIGATED GALL TO SAY THAT SHE IS NOT A CELEBRITY?!?! Just a WIFE AND A MOM?!?!?
Then why in the FUCKERY does she have a TELEVISION SHOW!!!
BULLSHIT...BULLSHIT...BULLSHIT!!!
@Farrah...A doggie for Christmas sounds good. Are you gonna train him/her...?
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@ricki lake.i see your point the first time you made it ricki. but their is no need to be sexist about.all the posts say kate is a 'cunt' and jon is a poor guy. i don't kno where you got this real man stuff from.
it's okay to have an opinion but not okay to call someone 'retarded' simply 'cause they disagree with your reasoning. in short, grow the fuck up ricki.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:09pm.
It is from the Star, but they are saying she is getting a little from her bodyguard and personal trainer.
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:10pm.
The GoGirl!!
PS I secretly want one.
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@LA...It's probably because most of the men you know are gay. Good use of the politically correct "Most"..
Stoney...Men sitting down to pee are called women.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
There are men out there sitting down to pee?!
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can't get worse than that shit for girls to pee standing up.. what was its name? somethingcup??
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Come to think of it, I think Kate should come out with her own sex tape. Maybe Jon, maybe not! Details to be released on the Oprah show next week!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . so tired of this story. Wake me up when Cunty Kate is caught doing sexay times on the side . . . with the SAME 23-YR OLD TEACHER!!
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:01pm.
eh.. yeah, and the economy and this and that, etc, etc... question was.. am i gonna get a doggie this xmas?
btw, Open Post Hosted by Kate's Possum Hair
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There are men out there sitting down to pee?!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:46am.
Funny how all this controversy comes about just when she is promoting her new book.
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I wonder if Jon boy is getting any today? Come to think of it, I have a sawbuck says it ain't with Kate.