Clorox On The Ass
Sacha Baron Cohen really wanted to get into character when he filmed Bruno, but it sounds to me like there wasn't an authentic gay on set to help him through this process. Sacha decided to bleach every single hair follicle on his body, so he could have the body of a hairless European twink power bottom. But who bleaches anymore? Well, besides my cholita cousin who thinks we all can't see her blonde moustache glistening in the sun. Don't tell her I told you that. I mean, every gay knows waxing the ass is the only way! Invisi-bleach is so 80s.
Anyway, either Sacha didn't want to waltz with wax or nobody told him. Sacha found out the hard way that bleach is not the answer. The Sun says that shortly after he got bleached, his no-no turned into an ouch-ouch. A source said, “He had a bad allergic reaction to hydrogen peroxide, which is a strong bleaching agent. It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days. He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation. Crew members found the whole incident hilarious and it slowed down filming for a bit, but Sacha soon got over the discomfort. He has suffered no long-lasting ill effects.”
Down for 3 days?! What kind of fake gay is he? If you're going to act the part, ACT the part. Dip that ass in some oestrogen cream, shake it off and get back out there! There have been times where my b-hole was on death's door, but I slapped it into action, inhaled and handled my business. There's no crying in butt sex!
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*leaves thread, slams door, mumbles about ppl and their need to talk bullshit*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
getting your no-no waxed is the worst.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:38am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:30am.
so....no fisting for sacha for 3 whole days? too bad for him...
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Hey Letinstar...I never have understood the errrr..erotic allure of *fisting*; I don't get how it could possibly be physically arousing. It sounds painful.
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joe shmoe: i googled that fisting shit a few days ago (i was bored, sue me)...and i didn't find it particularly erotic either...it looked awfully painful...but some folks are into it...
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I have trouble trying to get a regular ole mid-sized peen up there much less a fist!
Anal prolapse anyone?
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Submitted by harrybalsac on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:36am.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/08/government-funds-study-gay-se... OH SNAP!
WTF! They should just call MK!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:46am.
fisting would bring on poo baby abortion times. in the sock slot.
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I feel like having a poo baby abortion time. I want to smite the heavens. Wanna fist me?
K, that might have taken it too far.
It looks like theres a little white spot right where the poop hole should be on dem shorts!
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You could go play outside in the fresh air and sunshine, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya missy! How YOU doin!!
fisting would bring on poo baby abortion times. in the sock slot.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:45am.
MK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes very yucky!!!
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Thanks Teddy! That was it! Haven't seen that show in a while.
MK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hi LCT! I miss being on facebook :( my work blocked it :(
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Ew.
TMI.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:30am.
so....no fisting for sacha for 3 whole days? too bad for him...
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Hey Letinstar...I never have understood the errrr..erotic allure of *fisting*; I don't get how it could possibly be physically arousing. It sounds painful.
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joe shmoe: i googled that fisting shit a few days ago (i was bored, sue me)...and i didn't find it particularly erotic either...it looked awfully painful...but some folks are into it...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:36am.
Exactly. He should be on TV; not that fat bastard Pigez.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:27am.
ubmitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:15am.
Boring.
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I beg to differ. MK's description of his dying butt-hole had me on the edge of my seat.
MK's never boring. I was talking about Sasha Baron Cohen.
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IMO, every topic on here is relatively uninteresting.. its all about MK. His writing is why I read here.
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oh please, Borat was comedy gold. genuis.
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Fucka doodle-do.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/08/government-funds-study-gay-se... OH SNAP!
Mrs F, Its always sunny in philidelphia
EMLA cream, Sasha. What a light weight.
*It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.*
~Bill Hicks~
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:31am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:27am.
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Yeah, agree I'm kinda over him.
I never even saw his first movie. I don't think i ever even saw his show. He's like Will Farrell. Funny on TV but boring in the movies.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:30am.
so....no fisting for sacha for 3 whole days? too bad for him...
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Hey Letinstar...I never have understood the errrr..erotic allure of *fisting*; I don't get how it could possibly be physically arousing. It sounds painful.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
one of you dlisters will know this - what is the show/movie i saw where some women are going clubbing or something, trying to pick up men, and one of them embarasses the others by announcing that she just "bleached her asshole"??
MK are you sure he was talking about bleaching his hair? He might have been getting a pink wink.
Its probably another stunt for his movie. I bet they have it on film. I'm not excited about this movie.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:25am.
I heard Mario got his mom a moustache trimmer for Mother's Day.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:27am.
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Yeah, agree I'm kinda over him.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
so....no fisting for sacha for 3 whole days? too bad for him...
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Submitted by harrybalsac on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:28am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:25am.
How about you? Has anyone turned your browneye blue?
Never ever ever! I have a don't not enter sign tatooed there! LOL!
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GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Pulease I cry all the time during butt sex. guys like it when they think theyre hurting you. Trust.
MK your butthole hangs like sleeve of wizard.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:25am.
How about you? Has anyone turned your browneye blue?
In that case, he needs to peroxide his mouth. Can't stand this guy most days. MK on the other hand, I'll take a double order of anyday. No crying in butt sex, indeed!
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ubmitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:17am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:15am.
Boring.
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I beg to differ. MK's description of his dying butt-hole had me on the edge of my seat.
MK's never boring. I was talking about Sasha Baron Cohen.
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Submitted by harrybalsac on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:23am.
There's no crying in butt sex!
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I'll have to take your word on that one, Harry's behymen is intact!
Behymen!!! Hahahahaha!
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Try getting an anal fissure. That'll really fuck up trying to bottom....
There's no crying in butt sex!
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I'll have to take your word on that one, Harry's behymen is intact!
I'm telling you, it takes more of a man to take it up the ass and enjoy it. Myself, I havent mastered that art.
Why am I expecting him to be yelling "Leave Britney Aloooone"!
well, there'd be plenty of crying if I tried butt sex, tell you what. and that's sasha? really??
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:15am.
Boring.
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I beg to differ. MK's description of his dying butt-hole had me on the edge of my seat.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
Boring.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.