Clorox On The Ass
Sacha Baron Cohen really wanted to get into character when he filmed Bruno, but it sounds to me like there wasn't an authentic gay on set to help him through this process. Sacha decided to bleach every single hair follicle on his body, so he could have the body of a hairless European twink power bottom. But who bleaches anymore? Well, besides my cholita cousin who thinks we all can't see her blonde moustache glistening in the sun. Don't tell her I told you that. I mean, every gay knows waxing the ass is the only way! Invisi-bleach is so 80s.
Anyway, either Sacha didn't want to waltz with wax or nobody told him. Sacha found out the hard way that bleach is not the answer. The Sun says that shortly after he got bleached, his no-no turned into an ouch-ouch. A source said, “He had a bad allergic reaction to hydrogen peroxide, which is a strong bleaching agent. It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days. He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation. Crew members found the whole incident hilarious and it slowed down filming for a bit, but Sacha soon got over the discomfort. He has suffered no long-lasting ill effects.”
Down for 3 days?! What kind of fake gay is he? If you're going to act the part, ACT the part. Dip that ass in some oestrogen cream, shake it off and get back out there! There have been times where my b-hole was on death's door, but I slapped it into action, inhaled and handled my business. There's no crying in butt sex!
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M.E.
The freight train is a comin' TRUST
Sugaroo ~ Some people don't eat anything while doing this! I have heard that it is healthier when you eat only dinner but, berfore 8pm!
I did it once a couple of years ago for two weeks! I lost 11 lbs. and was able to get in that slinky black dress for a charity event I was chairing! When I ate dinner, I only had boiled chicken, and veggies. It gets old real quick.
Bradi - fuck sipping it! I chugged that shit and chased it with Diet 7Up!
In college, I had a class with this one chick with a unibrow, a mustache and the hairiest legs I have, to this DAY, ever seen on a woman.
And her last name was McMahon, to boot.
And she would try to bleach that forest?
Um, NO.
Wax, please!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:53am
And you're supposed to just sip on it, right?
Don't play quarters or anything....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Gracias!!!
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:51am.
Master cleanse is:
2 Tbs. maple syrup
2 Tbs. real lemon juice
? Cayenne pepper
? water
Can someone tell me how much Cayenne? How much water per the above amounts?
Thanks!
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And then what? DO you drink it all day? When can you eat and what can you eat? Isn't this the thing Beowulf took to lose weight?
So many questions!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Dallas, 1tsp cayanne, 8 oz agua
Migraine - I've had NO poo times yet from that shit. Just nasty taste in my mouth!
Master cleanse is:
2 Tbs. maple syrup
2 Tbs. real lemon juice
? Cayenne pepper
? water
Can someone tell me how much Cayenne? How much water per the above amounts?
Thanks!
I used to bleach my upper lip but that shit is bloody obvious in the sun. Now I just wax it! lol
I have learned MORE things on Dlisted than I ever thought possible. Thank you MK, for all the knowledge.............no, no holes, fisting, tea bagging, salad tossing and the list goes on!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:41am.
Well .....it's better than shooting from the other hole, right?
*glances at M.E.*
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That would be painful, no?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:34am.
*biscuit shot out of mouth over to the other side of the room*
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BWAH!
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Well .....it's better than shooting from the other hole, right?
*glances at M.E.*
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:34am.
*biscuit shot out of mouth over to the other side of the room*
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BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:33am.
Slutts, my no no might need a good bleaching after this cleanse!
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We can practically smell you from cyberspace M.E. Stop that crazy shitastic diet!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:27am.
If I bleached my no-no area, I'd look like one of those baboons with rainbow-tinted asses!
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I was kinda thinking the same thing LOL! If I bleached my no-no it would look really odd...not that I would - I lack bravery...but yeah...it's already the same colour as my nalgas (look at me go) so no point, really....
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
WTF is Master Cleanse and how does it make you lose weight?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:33am.
Slutts, my no no might need a good bleaching after this cleanse!
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*biscuit shot out of mouth over to the other side of the room*
Slutts, my no no might need a good bleaching after this cleanse!
Submitted by harrybalsac on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:28am.
How about you? Has anyone turned your browneye blue?
OMFG! I think I just pissed myself.
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
MK, you are killing me today! "There's no crying in butt sex!" LOL
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Thanx Stoney!
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You could go play outside in the fresh air and sunshine, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:16am.
Falkor - I just about puked that crap up this morning! it was DISGUSTING! But I'm full.
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Don't worry M.E., just like butt sex, Master Cleanse will work out in the end.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:16am.
Falkor - I just about puked that crap up this morning! it was DISGUSTING! But I'm full.
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lemon, syrup and red pepper...not a good tasting combo...but good for your waistline though!
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You could go play outside in the fresh air and sunshine, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
If I bleached my no-no area, I'd look like one of those baboons with rainbow-tinted asses!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Falkor - I just about puked that crap up this morning! it was DISGUSTING! But I'm full.
Nice of you to use the Olde English "oestrogen". He is British?
PS MK, triamcenolone, hydrocortisone - over the counter - it will sooth the most irritated no-no. Not "oestrogen" unless you want to sound like Betty Boop.
@The Real Mimi:
I got chills! They're multiplyin!
That picture is SO cool...but then I had a philosophy moment*sigh*...good girl turned bad to get the guy is what everyone seems to be trying to do now...and it is NOT pretty like Olivia made it look! *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
LOL Falkor, this time I was not offended. Not sure what the big deal is!
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whatever...
I didnt start the topic of fisting...I just commented on it!
Why do I have to be blamed for everything!!!
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You could go play outside in the fresh air and sunshine, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
Is SBC wearing a thong?
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Yeah, putting hydrogen peroxide in your no-no regions will cause bad reactions. I guess it disrupts the pH level or something. When I was younger, I did that once in the front female area (because I thought it would disinfect a slight cut I had and I ended up spilling it) and it burned like hell!!! I wanted to die!!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:56am.
Well considering I started the Master Cleanse this morning, clorox on the ass doesn't sound so bad.
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Oooohhh..so you started it already eh? remember, dont eat until sundown no matter what! Whenever you get huger pangs just drink the liquid, but after the sun goes down you can eat whatever you want! Youll be surprised how satisfied youll feel and how quickly the weight will come off...even without exercise!
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You could go play outside in the fresh air and sunshine, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:59am.
I had the same thing happen to me once, and it sucked!
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Hahahahahaha....I have no words!!!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:02am.
topalina
get out the K-y I have big ass hands.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!
That made me lol.
topalina
get out the K-y I have big ass hands.
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Fucka doodle-do.
*peeks in*
Oy Vey
*runs out after the other girls*
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:59am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:55am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:53am.
*passes devilgirl the bugspray*
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You really ARE an Angel!!!!!!!
*grabs and sprays furiously*
Ozone be damned!~
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Ha! I have to say my version of Hail Mary's when I use bugspray too...I don't exactly damn the ozone but, you know, I make some space for myself to be a little destructive when it comes to cockroaches...it's all about balance, right?
ONT:"There's no crying in butt sex!"
Lie-teller. Nice try, tho:) I have a feeling you've spent one or two days at a time crying over YOUR no-no hole, MK...don't try to deny it!
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LMAO @ your entire post! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:55am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:53am.
*passes devilgirl the bugspray*
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You really ARE an Angel!!!!!!!
*grabs and sprays furiously*
Ozone be damned!~
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Ha! I have to say my version of Hail Mary's when I use bugspray too...I don't exactly damn the ozone but, you know, I make some space for myself to be a little destructive when it comes to cockroaches...it's all about balance, right?
ONT:"There's no crying in butt sex!"
Lie-teller. Nice try, tho:) I have a feeling you've spent one or two days at a time crying over YOUR no-no hole, MK...don't try to deny it! Or else you would have given it some WAY cuter name, fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
And they say cutting-edge, hard-hitting journalism is dead.
I had the same thing happen to me once, and it sucked!
lol
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
*looks in, runs after Sugaroo and devilgirl*
Ew, I thought that picture was that Peter Pan guy. Not a good look for anyone.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:52am.
MY GOD!
*leaves thread, slams door, mumbles about ppl and their need to talk bullshit*
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Right behind you, DG!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Well considering I started the Master Cleanse this morning, clorox on the ass doesn't sound so bad.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:53am.
*passes devilgirl the bugspray*
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You really ARE an Angel!!!!!!!
*grabs and sprays furiously*
Ozone be damned!~
*sprays again, looks for DDT*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days.
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Wow...and it's so embarrassing when stuff like that happens to your face, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
@falkor:the mid size peen is too much going up my ass as far as i'm concerned....;)
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
*passes devilgirl the bugspray*
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock