Clorox On The Ass
Sacha Baron Cohen really wanted to get into character when he filmed Bruno, but it sounds to me like there wasn't an authentic gay on set to help him through this process. Sacha decided to bleach every single hair follicle on his body, so he could have the body of a hairless European twink power bottom. But who bleaches anymore? Well, besides my cholita cousin who thinks we all can't see her blonde moustache glistening in the sun. Don't tell her I told you that. I mean, every gay knows waxing the ass is the only way! Invisi-bleach is so 80s.
Anyway, either Sacha didn't want to waltz with wax or nobody told him. Sacha found out the hard way that bleach is not the answer. The Sun says that shortly after he got bleached, his no-no turned into an ouch-ouch. A source said, “He had a bad allergic reaction to hydrogen peroxide, which is a strong bleaching agent. It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days. He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation. Crew members found the whole incident hilarious and it slowed down filming for a bit, but Sacha soon got over the discomfort. He has suffered no long-lasting ill effects.”
Down for 3 days?! What kind of fake gay is he? If you're going to act the part, ACT the part. Dip that ass in some oestrogen cream, shake it off and get back out there! There have been times where my b-hole was on death's door, but I slapped it into action, inhaled and handled my business. There's no crying in butt sex!
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"There have been times where my b-hole was on death's door, but I slapped it into action, inhaled and handled my business. There's no crying in butt sex!"
LMAO! Michael, you fucking whore! You are too funny.
WOW! He is so cute! I hated Borat but am a big fan of Ali G. But this look is so CUTE!
I love Borat! I loved Borat & can't wait to see Bruno.
I never would have known that was him.
i could not believe that was Sacha Baron Cohen. how the hell did he make all those hair folicles disappear? that much pancake makeup?!
lol! great post! brave dlist hos fessing up your physical stats! even my doctor doesn't know for sure :)
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BTW-from the trailer, the Bruno movie looks damn funny! The Borat movie got on my nerves...
~crying laughing~ Michael K, why do you do this to me??? I read your posts and I die a little inside everytime... ROFLMAOFF!
"There's no crying in butt sex!"
Don't I fuckin' know it. I've had to bite the pillow and take it like a man for years!!! I understand, girlfriend, I understand ~wiping my eyes
Oh, and thank you for my new tag line.
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I knew I should have grabbed that tag line when I had the chance. I was in tears myself!
~crying laughing~ Michael K, why do you do this to me??? I read your posts and I die a little inside everytime... ROFLMAOFF!
"There's no crying in butt sex!"
Don't I fuckin' know it. I've had to bite the pillow and take it like a man for years!!! I understand, girlfriend, I understand ~wiping my eyes
Oh, and thank you for my new tag line.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
"There's no crying butt sex"
LMAO!
Now, I'm not one to objectify the human body, but damn that Cohen has a great ass. Isla Fisher is one lucky lady.
Oh,Michael K you make me laugh so hard every day!
"There is no crying in butt sex"
Cohen is kind of a one trick pony, comedy wise. Some of his best stuff was extremely funny, but it gets stale and repetitive very quickly.
Is bruno funny to others? To me seeing a flamboyant gay is not the sole basis of an entire movie--I work downtown after all.... From the clips of bruno I have seen, I'm just not humored enough to watch more.
When it comes to gay humor, MK provides a sufficient amount that by the time I am done here, I don't really need to go elsewhere. I guess we have a monogamous gay humor relationship... :o
It's creepy how people are so obsessive about removing all of their body hair.
What is the appeal in making your ass look like a toddler's?
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ISMU,
I recall that you have lost all the baby weight and was really happy with that?
If my memory is correct, YEAH YOU. If not, sorry slut.
And it is tiring, I just got me a big dog that needs lots of walkies and don't eat the ebil bread or potatoes.
I can't wait to see this movie!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:44pm.
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It just seems to exhausting to be that focused on your body. And that is me talking out mah fat ass! :P
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ISMU,
Will not give up beer. Is summer. Am Canadian, we love us some beer.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:40pm.
I wanna be a size 6. Wawawa.
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Part of me does and part of me wholeheartedly subscribes to the school of "I'll do anything to lose weight except eat right and exercise".
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You sluts want a cheap cleanse?
Try some crack!
5 dollah, kiss cravings away!
Share a shack with Bobby!
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I wanna be a size 6. Wawawa.
Sacha has a great ass.
I am 5'5 and 131 lbs...............
Sugaroo ~ It is nasty tasting..........have something near to insert in mouth when finished gulping!
Here - I'll make you all feel better even tho I'd rather slap the lot of you (lovingly, tho:).
I'm 5'4" and if I drop below 130 I look emaciated. O yeah - and I'm hovering betweeen 135 and 140 right now.
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EEG - 5'7 + right now 126 and size 4.
M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:25pm
I was close!
But you should be weigh around 120, that's skinny.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bradi,
See fuckery! Damn big bones. Is there a surgery for that?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:22pm.
She carries it all in her tits.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
we are a bumch of tall bitches in this piece!
Im 5'7" :)
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almost 5'8"? Ok, that makes much more sense. Skinny hor!
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I'm still recovering from seeing Cassie's ham sandwich so close you can see the mustard and then this info! I had no idea gay people's no-no holes were as sensitive as the regular persons (duh) somehow I thought they were extra non sensitive and wide lol. Mine just shrieks at the mere whisper of a peen anywhere near it. I thought it was just a prude and pretending to be tiny. Not-so. Wow I kinda feel for gay guys now!
Ok, so that means M.E. is about 127-128 now and 5'5"? Just trying to get an idea. That's how much I weigh but I'm short, 5'3", and in a size 6-8 jean.
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eh. Master cleanse is too hard for me. I just ate nothing but fruit for 2 weeks (SUCKED! But hunger leaves after the 3rd day. for real) and lost about 10 pounds. Granted some must have been water weight but the unlimited fruit thing worked. You don't gorge on it after a few days. and lotsa water. That was my cheaper cleanse (than expensive supplements) and way less daunting than thinking 'no food for 2 weeks'.
I'm 5'7 1/2.
EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:22pm
We're Twinkies!!!
I wear about 6 tho.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
All this bruno shit... anyone else wondering if dude is AC/DC?
M.E.,
Wait a GD minute, I am 5'9" and around 135 and wear an 8-10.
That right there is unfair fuckery.
I think M.E. is about 5'5" or sumting...
Be jelly... Ima 5'9"ish....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:17pm.
I'll stil be in the 120's, high teens.
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Bitch! Hor! Sloot! That is all.
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Ok then...
I guess you're a tall bitch.
*jelly face*
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Stoney. NO! I'll stil be in the 120's, high teens.
OOH! It's boobie friday.
*goes to take pic*
The last ten pounds?! Um, ok. How much will you weigh then? 95 lbs?
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Stoney, EEG - I'm mainly doing it to CLEANSE myself. And lose the last 10.
Yes. I'm a paranoid bitch!
I agree Stoney and love to nag her SKINNY paranoid ass.
Hear that M.E.? You have no weight to lose doll, unless you want the nice boobies to go away!
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:59am.
Sugaroo ~ Some people don't eat anything while doing this! I have heard that it is healthier when you eat only dinner but, berfore 8pm!
I did it once a couple of years ago for two weeks! I lost 11 lbs. and was able to get in that slinky black dress for a charity event I was chairing! When I ate dinner, I only had boiled chicken, and veggies. It gets old real quick.
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It sounds nassy. It also sounds like you'd gain it right back once you go off it, no?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
M.E., if you are wearing a size 3 jean, why do you need to do the master cleanse? I'm starting to worry about your dumb ass!
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Yes, it does make your no no raw!
M.E. on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:58am.
Bradi - fuck sipping it! I chugged that shit and chased it with Diet 7Up!
-EW! But I guess you do what you gotta do. I tried something similar but not this exact recipe. I had to chase it with cupcakes. HA!
Ok no not really. But I did take a multi vitamin religiously while doing it and made sure to eat something like a meal. It worked ok.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!