Baby Anniston!
Chyler Leigh, who plays Dr. Lexie on Grey's Anatomy, popped out a baby girl today. Chyler and her husband, Nathan West, named the poor child Anniston Kae. This is the closest Jennifer Aniston will ever get to having a baby friend of her very own, right? Jen should send Chyler a fruit basket as a thank you.
A few months ago, Chyler said she was planning to name her baby Aniston, but I thought the trick was just telling jokes. Back then, Chyler said, “It was just something…my husband and I were trying to look for different names and both of our kids have a traditional and a unique name, so we were kind of just looking for something not as common."
Chyler and Nathan's other kids are named Noah Wilde and Taelyn Leigh.
Noah Wilde sounds dangerously close to Noah Wylie. It sounds like Chyler and Nathan like naming their kids after NBC stars. They are totally going to name their next kid Cox after Courtney Cox. Shit, that would've been better than Anniston Kae!
Source: People
All her kids have terrible names.
I grew up in Anniston, Alabama.
During the Civil Rights Movement, people traveling the South to register Blacks to vote were ambushed in Anniston. Their bus was set on fire and, as people exited the bus, they were beaten and arrested.
Anniston is considered a contaminated town by the government due to decades of PCB dumpings by the local Monsanto plant.
Anniston is now where any leftover Serin gas is incinerated at Fort McCllean.
Fuck a buncha Anniston.
My Mom's pick for me was Grieselda. I gave her my first side eye, and then gratefully my Dad picked Linda, because it means pretty in Spanish. Thanks Dad you were so right! LOL!
"Get that corn outta my face"!
One of my best friends from college has the last name Cocks! She said she used to hate it, but now she likes it "because it's a conversation piece." :)
------------------------------------------------
"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I am so glad my parents gave me a unique name that didn't make me want to beat their asses down as an adult.
I went to school with a Yoshika, a Kibibi, and a Dorcas!
WTF?!!!
***************************************
The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
That baby reminds me of Kojak for some reason.
Actually Anniston isn't the worst name ever- like Brooklyn it's somehow less annoying than it should be. There is no excuse for Wilde-West though. That's warcrime level stupid. If they really wanted to shock they should have called her Susan. I've not met a Susan under 40 ever and it's a good bet she'd be the only Susan in class and would stand out amoungst the 30 Lilys. Is it the law that every baby girl in England has to be called Lily?It seem that way.
*******************************************
The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
~ Twain
DVD Ripper for Mac
Gross. Looks like Verne Troyer
.
Perhaps you have great accomplishments in your careers,But you still can not find your other half of the right.you can log on __ClassyMingle.com___. a professional dating place for all the single people.go and meet your own classy single!!
Don't you people have half a clue? Anniston is a city in Alabama, halfway between Birmingham and Hotlanta on I20.... It's not worse than Montana or Dakota or Cheyenne.....
That picture is very very skeery.
I really hate that the celebutards are stealing hippy thunder this way. Giving children fucked up names is OUR job! You're taking all the fucking fun out of it, man!
edited becuz I find my typos SO very annoying.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
There are zillions of unique baby names without one being after a fortysomething actress more known for her bikinis and her hair than her talent. Guys...really...Anniston? WTF?
Creepy pic MK!
LMAO @ Anniston's baby pic.
It's all kinds of scary
_______________________________________________
"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:49pm.
*******************
Ok, I'm going to have to give him the props for putting the brakes on Declan. Although the more I think about it, it does have a ring to it. I'm going to need 3 cats now, thanks.
Honestly, this trend to give children ridiculous, pretentious, elitist sounding names has to end.
************************************************
Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I stopped watching Grey's because I CAN'T STAND Chyler Leigh. I fucking hated Lexie.
Didn't she make out with her brother (not like AngieJo, worse)? Yuck.
Noah Wilde West
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:49pm.
****
Thanks! I wanted to name any of them Declan and my husband laughed in my damn face and said fuck no. Jerk. In hindsight, I'm kind of glad he nixed it.
****
100% DMBAS
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:41pm
Those are great names. Yeah, Jaden is becoming popular, but at least you were setting a trend! Still a great name. I always wanted to name a boy Jordan and a girl Morgan, but I don't know if I'll have any - maybe some cats!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:35pm.
****
It's Jaden. And I've seen it Jaiden, Jayden, Jhaden... all manner of fuckery for both boys and girls.
We also have an Adam and a Ronan.
****
100% DMBAS
We were talking bout horror movies earlier, but this is gonna give me nightmares tonight
Anniston?! She named her kid Anniston?! Somewhere, JA is having multiple orgasms.
***********************************************
I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:57pm.
God! White people and their ugly new WASPY names they give their children! (I'm white) Fuck I hate these names with the excessive consonants. Kadence, Anniston, Mackenzie, Keagan, blah blah. They're even worse than that other trend of just respelling normal words with a Y or another hip vowel to turn them into names.
This reminds me that in HS there was this girl whose parents gave her the name Maria, but spelled Marrhea. Like... diarrhea.
I am not necessarily a proponent of boring-ass names, but some of these are just so ugly.
---------------------------------------------
Idiotic spelling gets my goat too. A woman I work with named her daughter Emmalea. Pronounced Emily.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:03pm.
What's your son's name?
PS You are hilarious!!!! Thanks for all the laughs.
Why is Jen having so much trouble getting pregnat? Is she really a Transgendor Male? Is that why Brad was always smiling. He doesn't seem to be smiling anymore with Angie. Jen can hide that dick really well. Whats the number of her plastic surgen I want to get my eye's done The crows feet are starting to show a little.
HAHAHA I went to school with a girl who's last name was Moran but during school assembly if she was called they would pronounce it MORON - funny ass shit. Made those assemblies worth sitting through, hearing those teachers trying to pronounce hispanic last names!
________________________________________________
I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
LMFGDAO! This is sooooooooooo going to be my desktop background!!!
These poor babies with fucked up names.
PS I think her silly name is pronounced like Kyler. Like Tyler. With a K. But spelled with a Ch.
Hands down the scariest picture I've seen all day.
Six years ago we named our first son something nobody had ever heard of- now it's one of the most overused, overthought, overspelled unisex names.
****
100% DMBAS
God! White people and their ugly new WASPY names they give their children! (I'm white) Fuck I hate these names with the excessive consonants. Kadence, Anniston, Mackenzie, Keagan, blah blah. They're even worse than that other trend of just respelling normal words with a Y or another hip vowel to turn them into names.
This reminds me that in HS there was this girl whose parents gave her the name Maria, but spelled Marrhea. Like... diarrhea.
I am not necessarily a proponent of boring-ass names, but some of these are just so ugly.
Yes, but in the couple's defense, if they had given birth to twin girls, they were prepared to name the second Jolie Mae.
MK: They are totally going to name their next kid Cox after Courtney Cox.
I went to school with a kid who's last name was Cocks. His life was a living hell K-12. These stupid celebrities never stop to think what's going to happen to the kid later on down the road.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
This craziness has GOT to stop.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:27pm.
****
I gave up trying to figure it out and just call her Chrysler.
****
100% DMBAS
I'm not bothered by Anniston as a first name.... it's better than like Chandalier or some shit!
The only way Anniston might be acceptable as a given name is if it's a family name, otherwise it sounds dumb at best, and pretentious at worst (or vice versa).
Whoa...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Leaders dream and talk.
Subordinates plan and do...
This is the reason Jen won't ever have kids. She doesn't have great genes.
Is that Chyler with a soft ch like Charlotte, Chyler with a medium ch like Children, or Chyler with a hard ch like Christmas?
I love when parents try to get "creative" with their kids names.
Like my Sister in Law. She named her kids Zane and Lyeric. Don't parents realize that kids have to eventually face other kids?
**************************************************
"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
FUCKING HILARIOUS MK!!! I'm pretty sure there's a special place next to the cheating priest for you on the bus to Hell.