Braniston 2.0
Jennifer Aniston's ovaries are still hongray for baby batter (sorry, I hate that term too), so she went out to get herself some! The Susan Boyle of the Americas hit up a party for her movie Management at Table 8 in NYC on Tuesday night. Jennifer put her nose to work to try to sniff out the dude with the highest sperm count (she took a class at the Learning Annex to learn that skill) and it led her to Bradley Cooper.
Bradley and Jenny were both in He's Just Not That Into You. I don't know if they had any scenes together, though. I didn't see that wet piece of crap. Anyway, Page Six says that at the party, Jen was getting on Bradley like she was ready to conceive right then and there! A witness said, "Bradley and Jennifer were definitely into each other. She kept touching his chest and whispering in his ear."
Bradley and Jennifer left the party 10 minutes apart.
Yes, his name is Bradley, but doesn't mean ANYTHING. Yes, Jen probably made him say "Angelina Jolie is a fugly fat cunt with caca brains and a rotten coochie" before she let him touch her breasts, but that has nothing to do with anything. She likes Bradley for Bradley and not because his name is Bradley. It's also a good thing she might be hooking up with a Brad, because then she won't have to make that many changes to her "JEN & BRAD 4EVAHs" shrine. Less work!
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This dude was one of the reasons I hated "Wedding Crashers". Just ONE of the reasons
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Bradley Cooper is friggen hot. I can actually picture these two as a real couple. Jenn might want to look into the backstory regarding Bradley's 2 minute marriage to Jennifer Esposito. There must be some scoop there. (If anyone knows, please share).
Her First Response Ovulation Test thermometer probably read "Fer fuck sake bitch, you are running out of time, JUST. DO. IT. NOW.!
They could make it. They both have blondish hair, they both like like having their pictures taken in the buff (put some clothes on Jen) and well I think I read it in Weekly World News.
Man, that dude has to be sitting on a box or something in that tub, or has LOOOOOONG legs. Or a HUGE ass....
And Photoshop award to Jen - she needs a suit to go with that tie. That would make her almost St. Angie. Almost. Except sterile.
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Blanche: I can't believe you said that, if I weren't a lady I'd deck you!
Dorothy: You try. I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date!!
They look like brother and sister.
And she don't have to worry about calling out the wrong name in bed!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
That makes sense, that is until he finds out she don't give head, then she'll be curbed again..
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Subordinates plan and do...
That boy sure has a goofy smile.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
SWEEEEET FUCKING JEBUS CRACKER!!! BRADLEY COOOPER IS SOOO FUCKIN HOT!!
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Naked photos of Jennifer Aniston should be banned.
Somehow they're just... wrong.
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I would KILL to have a figure like hers! A bank account, too!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK