Braniston 2.0
Jennifer Aniston's ovaries are still hongray for baby batter (sorry, I hate that term too), so she went out to get herself some! The Susan Boyle of the Americas hit up a party for her movie Management at Table 8 in NYC on Tuesday night. Jennifer put her nose to work to try to sniff out the dude with the highest sperm count (she took a class at the Learning Annex to learn that skill) and it led her to Bradley Cooper.
Bradley and Jenny were both in He's Just Not That Into You. I don't know if they had any scenes together, though. I didn't see that wet piece of crap. Anyway, Page Six says that at the party, Jen was getting on Bradley like she was ready to conceive right then and there! A witness said, "Bradley and Jennifer were definitely into each other. She kept touching his chest and whispering in his ear."
Bradley and Jennifer left the party 10 minutes apart.
Yes, his name is Bradley, but doesn't mean ANYTHING. Yes, Jen probably made him say "Angelina Jolie is a fugly fat cunt with caca brains and a rotten coochie" before she let him touch her breasts, but that has nothing to do with anything. She likes Bradley for Bradley and not because his name is Bradley. It's also a good thing she might be hooking up with a Brad, because then she won't have to make that many changes to her "JEN & BRAD 4EVAHs" shrine. Less work!
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Do you guys think her mom was ecstatic when Brady P. dumped her? I would think so after the trashing Jen gave her mom. Anyone got anything on that? And is JA still good friends with BradP's mom?
I used to h8te her, then liked her, then now think she very well may be just as wretched as the hoe who took her DH. So, ultimately, WHAT.EVER.
ugh.. I HATED his character in Wedding Crashers!
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Now that's getting fucked by a real man!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:04pm.
My theory is...she has a dick...
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You are in the wrong thread, see yesterday's Kelly Rippa thread.
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LOL!! I loved that thread. Good times.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:10pm.
So what are you saying?
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You are so hot.
I was preparing to remove my clothes & join Bradley in the tub, but as I was removing my panties, I noticed that he looks like a mouth breather. *pulls panties up & buttons shirt*
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:53pm
I think most of it is hype. Here's my theory though - I think she did choose to play the victim card in the whole split and she has had trouble living that down since. Definitely hyped, and I bet she is so over that whole Pitt thing by now.
Just my humble nosy opinion though. I do still kind of like her. That girl got some hair! And a hot bod.
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I agree with you on this. I like her too. It's not doing her any favours now to continually be cast as the dried-up spinster victim. This guy has that blonde, Cali-boy look that is not dissimilar to Brad's type. In other words: he is the anti-John Mayer.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:04pm.
My theory is...she has a dick...
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You are in the wrong thread, see yesterday's Kelly Rippa thread.
My opinion is that Jennifer was extremely busy trying to make a name for herself and working constantly on Friends & in every movie that was tossed to her. She was probably trying to show the world that she didn't need Brad to be an A-lister. Although they were apart for lengthy amount of time because of each's career, she just assumed that everything was okay & solid because they were married. I'm not throwing blame at her, many people have done the same, neglected relationships. I don't hate on Jenn, I don't care, and I used to laugh at all the desperation talk, but I'm slowly beginning to wonder if there isn't some truth to the "desperate" talk.
Speaking of Aniston, the chick who plays Lexie on Grey's Anatomy just had a baby girl and named her...
ANNISTON.
WTF?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I can't stand Jennifer Aniston. She has got to be one of the most annoying women on the face of the earth.
I don't like the over exposed fucktards known as Brangelina, either.
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he's a hottie. go jen. this would not be her worst mistake in men. he seems fairly normal, has been in successful movies, his name is certainly climbing up the hollywood ladder. screw that john mayer dirt bag.... never understood that to begin with. she needs another actor or atleast someone in her business. it's all about being able to relate to one another. how the hell could she relate to mayer? he's music. she needs to find a director or a writer. in the meantime bradley cooper will suffice. i approve.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:53pm
One does wonder, though, how someone who is hot, rich and gorgeous can't keep a guy.
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Seriously. She seems funny and I'm a major slut for funny, but maybe she's high maintenance. John Mayer???? Can you explain that one to me? Unfathomable.
Good for her. This guy is hotter than Brad Pitt and a serious upgrade from John Mayer.
And she can even keep using the monogrammed sheets and towels! Well played, Jen...now don't go ruin it by getting all clingy and shit.
"There's 15 pounds of Frank and 100 pounds of cock." - Ava Gardner
My theory is...she has a dick...
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Leaders dream and talk.
Subordinates plan and do...
Bradley is loverly. He's a seriously hot piece. And they WOULD look good together.
God knows, this woman needs a decent man.
And guess what? His ex-wife's name is...Jennifer.
Chinnifer is the secret JJ Brangeloonie pest control name. If it shows up often enough, they stay away. That's the only reason *I* pick on her!
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I think they'd look really good together.
And I don't get the "Jen isn't sexy" thing. I mean, she isn't exactly sultry, but her body is pretty fantastic. She probably manages well enough. If I had a body (or, rather, were capable of having a body) like that, I'd have no problem with showing it off.
Desperate and barren she hops from one dick to the next. Something smells fishy in Helsinki when the Pittmeister kicks her to the curb for no apparent reason but he sticks around and puts up with the bullshit that AJ gives him..
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Leaders dream and talk.
Subordinates plan and do...
Sooo funny Michael K. Actually, I think they might just make a nice couple. And think how cute the kids will be.
Chinnifer is only relevant as the footnote to Brangelina, which is what keeps her in the papers in the first place.
If David Schwimmer left his wife for Angelina, he'd be in the papers too.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:53pm
I think most of it is hype. Here's my theory though - I think she did choose to play the victim card in the whole split and she has had trouble living that down since. Definitely hyped, and I bet she is so over that whole Pitt thing by now.
Just my humble nosy opinion though. I do still kind of like her. That girl got some hair! And a hot bod.
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One does wonder, though, how someone who is hot, rich and gorgeous can't keep a guy.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
He is so hot. But there is a reason why he plays an asshole so convincingly in every single movie he is in!
And I feel bad for Jen Ann. Somehow she has turned into the bad guy in the brangeloonie three-way. Being cheated on with a much younger woman for all the world to see has to be a real self esteem killer...maybe why she has such horrible taste in men now. People hate on her so much for no reason.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:53pm
I think most of it is hype. Here's my theory though - I think she did choose to play the victim card in the whole split and she has had trouble living that down since. Definitely hyped, and I bet she is so over that whole Pitt thing by now.
Just my humble nosy opinion though. I do still kind of like her. That girl got some hair! And a hot bod.
BC is hot!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:37pm.
They look like brother and sister.
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Great observation. A lot of celeb and non-celeb couples actually look alike & some psychologists theorize that we're attracted to people with similar facial features.
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Have you ever seen people that look like their pets? What's that about?!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
You know, I used to really like her but somehow she just became kind of whiny or contrived since the Pitt split. I try not to blame her for that because I'm sure its hard to live life publicly and the magazines posturing it all...but she just can't seem to get beyond it in my perception of her. Mayer didn't help matters. Ick Nast.
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Does she really whine or is that all hype?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:40pm.
I'm dead serious here. Why do people hate on her so much? I think she's pretty and she seems like a nice person.
Uh...............should I start running away now?
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You know, I used to really like her but somehow she just became kind of whiny or contrived since the Pitt split. I try not to blame her for that because I'm sure its hard to live life publicly and the magazines posturing it all...but she just can't seem to get beyond it in my perception of her. Mayer didn't help matters. Ick Nast.
I wonder if there's any truth to these stories of her being desperate and clingy?
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:44pm.
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Yeah, I know,(I like Jennifer Esposito, too, btw) but Bradley Cooper has always set off my gaydar.
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Esposito and Cooper were both on Law & Order - different seasons, though. One on L&O and one on SVU.
I can't believe I admit I know that.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:42pm.
Jen Chiniston strikes me as the type that would yell if you suggested 69 or some other position.
Damn straight...She bores me.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:42pm.
Jen Chiniston strikes me as the type that would yell if you suggested 69 or some other position.
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You mean there's other positions? *orders copy of the Kamasutra*
JIM ~ ditto. Who gives a flyin' monkey piss about Chiniston and her drama.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:44pm.
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Yeah, I know,(I like Jennifer Esposito, too, btw) but Bradley Cooper has always set off my gaydar.
I cry foul. BradleyBoo is trying to up his profile so he can get signed to do this:
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/05/bradley-cooper.html
He might have to give her some batter for this!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Whenever I see Bradley Cooper, I think of James Lipton since Cooper was in the Actors'Studio. You can see Cooper in the audience with this earnest expression on his face, while JBlow talks about her "craft." I think if Maniston cannot get John Stamos, then Cooper is an excellent choice. I don't know, but even naked, Maniston is just not sexy. Maybe she just does not have the sexy gene.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:40pm.
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I love Jennifer, too. Bradley Cooper seems pretty hot in a heterosexual way...for a gay guy.
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Gay? He was married to Jennifer Esposito, though!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
UNLESS THIS BITCH GETS FUCKING NAKED WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HER OR HER OVARIES!!!
I hope Jen does on eday find the right man and settle down.
Until then I say - Jen, your young, sexy, succesful - have as much fun as possible sod what other people say/think
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:40pm.
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I love Jennifer, too. Bradley Cooper seems pretty hot in a heterosexual way...for a gay guy.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:37pm.
They look like brother and sister.
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Great observation. A lot of celeb and non-celeb couples actually look alike & some psychologists theorize that we're attracted to people with similar facial features.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
i would hit him for sure and i juste haaaaaaate to be mean but that contrived sexy photo of jen makes her look a bit butterface.....okay maybe a lot butterface....but anyway, hope it works out for her! *crossing fingers and legs*
What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:38pm.
ROFLMMFAO "she'll have to be Q-tipped again"
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Jen Chiniston strikes me as the type that would yell if you suggested 69 or some other position.
I would loan him my copy of GQ but the pages are stuck together.
i think i like how they look...
Run Bradley. Run away now. Quickly.
I'm dead serious here. Why do people hate on her so much? I think she's pretty and she seems like a nice person.
Uh...............should I start running away now?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
those pics - hahaha.
There's a sweet collection of pics that show Jen touching just about anyone's chest.
So her grabbing Bardley's moobs doesn't mean anything.
Let's give her a break and hope she'll find a dude soon. Otherwise she'll have to be Q-Tipped again.....
*sigh*