Thursday, May 7th 2009
Susan Boyle Is April's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Since Susan Boyle is basically the ruler of the planet now, it's no surprise that she won Hot Slut of the Month by a landslide. Other hos tried to catch up, but nobody can hold a candle to her beauty or talent. Homegirl was so excited about this that she forgot to zip up her fly! Bust out, Susan. Bust out!
Thanks to all who voted!
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Of course she's a Hot Slut, she almost never wears a bra! No doubt she's a freak as well.
Jesus H Christ! Could someone make her look in a mirror once and zip up her god damn pants.....
No wonder I tried to run over Jane.......
Love, Blanche Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:17pm.
Oh & I forgot Na-na-na-na-na.
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Um...I can't even figure out where that part goes. Now I think you should be hot slut of the year.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
this pic restores my faith in her innate dorkiness
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The quadriped always wins.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh & I forgot Na-na-na-na-na.
@Slutts: Ok, Ok! Smoking baby for hot slut!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:07pm
And this is not about you, it's becuz I'm so bitter but: This is not a singing competition.
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Yes it is, listen to me sing.
I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
Submitted by soul on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:58pm.
of course she won! she will always be a winner with those pipes!
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And this is not about you, it's becuz I'm so bitter but: This is not a singing competition. Just sayin'
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is Susan Boyle a tad special?
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I think buttons and zippers might be a little new-fangled for her.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Is Susan Boyle a tad special? For real. I'm not trying to be snarky here. I just keep looking at this photo and can't help but ask. The boobs are flopping around, the zipper's down, some belly's poking through the bottom of the blouse, ... she just has that short-bus look about her.
of course she won! she will always be a winner with those pipes! :)sing it Susan!
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Submitted by Grandma J on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:45pm.
why is her fly down?
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when you got it flaunt it!
The hot mess with a hot voice! LOVE HER!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
why is her fly down?
Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 8:53pm.
She's going to end up looking like every other pop singer out there!
I see London, I see France
I hope she's wearing underpants
(or she really will be like every other pop singer)
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Imma rowdy chick; sometimes I have to fight cuz my mouth's too slick...
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Brava Susan!!! But oh noooooo - they made her dye her salt 'n pepper locks already! She's going to end up looking like every other pop singer out there!
this is sheer proof there is no GOD!!! not a kind loving one, that is!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
FUCKING RIGGED!
RECOUNT!
Scotland's # 1 Barbie should have owned this shit! Usually I could give two shits about HSotM but I'm pissed. Fuck this Susan Boyle crap.
We just have to accept it bitches. There will never be another slut as hot as Phoebe. It's just never gonna happen. *sigh* I can't believe it but I kinda miss her now...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I voted for Susan. I liked her better when she was authentically frumpy. Her "make-over" has made her even frumpier.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's gonna have to up her game with a skirt if she wants that career-making upshot to happen. No bra - check! - but the zipper nonsense isn't going to make the cut.
Work it, girl! You don't look a day older than any other busted Ho pulling that sh*t out of her bag of tricks...
another try...check out vintage SB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxES80FbRmM
definately a hot slut and her fly is definately open.... still hot though
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:24pm.
SEE?!! I bet if someone talks to SB she will not even be honored that she won
...well I think she should be honored....it's not like she get called hot on a regular basis, although with her knickers and gut hanging out like that, she might have heard slut a few times.
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Imma rowdy chick; sometimes I have to fight cuz my mouth's too slick...
I fucking knew it. Susan can sing, but I voted for Jesse James because I'm trying to get him over to my house to play "garage". Woof.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
She really is freakin ugly, dear lord.
Hot Slut or not, there's nothing sexy about walkin around with your fly open.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:03pm.
Is her fly open in that picture?
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You betcha! Can't wait til she makes a joke out of that.
this is just barftastic. minus the -tastic.
Goddamnit. Let's just quit the whole Hot Slut business. The title's meaningless.
Is her fly open in that picture?
oh, lord, she has a dick now? was that part of the makeover.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Spaghetti Cat counts! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
walking around with yer fly open is the new black...
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Leaders dream and talk.
Subordinates plan and do...
Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:18pm.
I just spoke with Scotland's #1 Male Barbie and I should let you know he feels that SB wining is not right! He SO wanted that title!
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SEE?!! I bet if someone talks to SB she will not even be honored that she won. I'm very happy for her success on the show, but she is not going to wear the HSOTM crown with pride.
I just came to read Ricki Lake's comment on this thread...lmao - I knew I wasn't going to be dissapointed.
I just spoke with Scotland's #1 Male Barbie and I should let you know he feels that SB wining is not right! He SO wanted that title!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:02pm.
It is a conspiracy I tell you, just like the winners of today's CT contest; it those same people that win over & over; they probably enticed MK to declare SB the winner by sending him a couple of gift certificates to the Olive Garden & Red Lobster. MK would whore out family members for some endless soup, salad, & breadsticks.
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Hahaha... maybe they tossed in a few KFC coupons too.
Her fly is down.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:00pm.
I am sick of people bitching about animals being Hot Slut. How often have they ever moved beyond Hot Slut of the Day? Very, very rarely, and Spaghetti Cat don't count. I imagine more fat, white pig women have made it further than cute animals have. So, yeah...one more reason to cut SB's throat like the fucking pig she is. Her very existence disgusts me
I agree with what you dais. Except the a nimals part. I fucking HATE animals being HS. So deal with it.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:56pm.
LOL
I got what you meant and well...If I had a dollar for everytime I've had crush on astraight guy.
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Damn that heterosexuality. It ALWAYS gets in the way. I can't tell you how many gay guys I've wanted to turn straight because I got along with them so well. Fuckers.
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What a coincidence!
Ive wanted to turn straight guys gay because I wanted to have sex with them.
It is a conspiracy I tell you, just like the winners of today's CT contest; it those same people that win over & over; they probably enticed MK to declare SB the winner by sending him a couple of gift certificates to the Olive Garden & Red Lobster. MK would whore out family members for some endless soup, salad, & breadsticks.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:56pm.
LOL
I got what you meant and well...If I had a dollar for everytime I've had crush on astraight guy.
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Damn that heterosexuality. It ALWAYS gets in the way. I can't tell you how many gay guys I've wanted to turn straight because I got along with them so well. Fuckers.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
I voted for the male Barbie (go Scotland, go!)because Frumpy gets on my nerves already.
Her story is predictable as hell. They'll put her in some musical where she can sing 'I feel pretty', then she will accept the £1 Million for the cherry pop porn where she will play under name 'Susan Putyourdickbetweenmyboyles' together with 'Simon Poundwell'.
After that she'll be shamed and retire from the public as a fashion stylist for the goats of Wales. Yawn.
I am sick of people bitching about animals being Hot Slut. How often have they ever moved beyond Hot Slut of the Day? Very, very rarely, and Spaghetti Cat don't count. I imagine more fat, white pig women have made it further than cute animals have. So, yeah...one more reason to cut SB's throat like the fucking pig she is. Her very existence disgusts me.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:55pm.
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Didn't mean to lump S#1MB in with the inanimate objects...(s)he was my second choice.
I love Susan Boyle...unzipped pants, gaping blouse buttons, and everything else.