Afternoon Crumbs
What's the number to 911! RiRi totally stole Dr. 90210's signature 'do - Hollywood Tuna
More of Megan Fox rolling around in her chonies in Esquire - Egotastic!
Footballer Nicklas Bendtner was caught with his pants down. In the literal sense. - Towleroad
Um. Can we discuss this over a vaporizer and a plate of Fritos nachos? - Hollywood Rag
Patty Heart's daughter has her titty balls out in GQ Italy (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Next up, Hugh Jackman is going to promote Wolverine in fucking Antarctica - Lainey Gossip
Kelis' eff tape from the past might be the reason why her marriage failed - Scandalist
HoHan and SamRo reunite for the 1,234,576th time this week - Just Jared
Filly Bundchen and her big ass wedding ring - Popsugar
Vintage Megan Fox. You know she was the school skank! My hero. - Cityrag
If you haven't already, vote on Dlisted and Logo's "Feel This Bitch Award" - Logo
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this girl needs her bob back asap
Lindsay must have had to get her coke before Sam left.
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cant RI RI see her hair is way too high up making her forehead appear even taller than normal while trying to hide it at the same time??? too many YES slaves around her to even address how she looks, so sad, i mean last month she appear to be wearing a mullet and no one said a thing?? poor rich thang who may have some so sort of mental regression now from that beat down by that chimp of a boyfriend! glad they didnt create off-spring.
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Two words for you ho's. DiGITAL FUCKING VAPORIZER! Well that was three, but you get the point! I was sooo stoked to just read that shit b/c my boyfriend just got me the digital Volcano like 2 days ago. This smokers new best buddy :) Oh, MK I will share a vape bag w/ you any time!! and in-n-out fries animal stylie ANY fucking day
Estrogen a-poppin!
Did anyone else notice the pee-stain on Hugh Jackman's pants (second row, left picture), or could it SOMETHING Else???
I saw Wolverine. It was pretty sucky!
I never noticed until I looked at those pictures how absolutely "not special" Kelis' is in the looks department. She's about as average as it gets.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:33pm.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
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Ha! This is the sort of sentence I would construct on anal-retention day (it has no set date, it's always a surprise)! LOL!
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hahaha - Winston Churchill, who apparently had distinctly anal issues re grammar, said it.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:33pm.
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Ha! This is the sort of sentence I would construct on anal-retention day (it has no set date, it's always a surprise)! LOL!
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
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Footballer Nicklas Bendtner was caught with his pants down. In the literal sense. - Towleroad
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mmmmm, mmmmm! I'd like to exchange warm gooey's with this hot dude - fucker is cute!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:27pm.
LiRo doesn't look so much like they're reuniting as it looks like SamRo is leaving and LiLo now has to sleep in the street...
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I totally agree. This is one sick, dependent relationship that is never gonna work unless both get clean.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
LiRo doesn't look so much like they're reuniting as it looks like SamRo is leaving and LiLo now has to sleep in the street...
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:10pm.
Megan Fox is an Aussie? I didn't know that.
Into the sherry already?
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Different time zones, my friend. It's Happy Hour here, which means I can slurp while you must work.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:10pm.
Megan Fox is an Aussie? I didn't know that.
Into the sherry already?
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You are so hot.
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I thought she was American too (and she probably is.) I read something the other day that said she was an Aussie...but it was probably wrong.
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riri has nice boobs.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:10pm.
Megan Fox is an Aussie? I didn't know that.
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Thank you Missjanetexas! ;-P
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
That hairdo makes her head pop out even more. It's a giant, ugly, skunk striped balloon head.
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The surgeon who did Meagan Fox's nose job did a great job.
Megan looking all chola-rific, all she needs are those exquisite sharpie eyebrows
Someone call c brown this cunt needs another slappin'
I give every single celeb in today's Afternoon Crumbs a big ol' ZZZzzzzzz. I remember when people were actually interesting. Seems like a long time ago.
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Megan Fox is an Aussie? I didn't know that.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:48pm.
AGREED! She is the hotness.
I love your avie!
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Fox used to be a chola!
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Rhianna has a case of "Mariahitis". why the fuck does she wear everything three sizes too small? she looks like an idiot 90% of the time.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
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Submitted by Axl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:28pm.
RiRi looks like an alien skunk
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Took the words right out of my mouth
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"Filly Bundchen" LMAO!!!! I have never understood the big deal with her. I wouldn't call her pretty of even cute. She does have a nice rack though; which is probably what Tom Brady said I Do to.
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"Ick. Nast."
OK, Gizz Buttchin has an amaaazing body, but her fucking face makes me wanna punch somthing. Buttahface...but we all know that
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Vintage Megan fox looks like a lite-chola. RIRI needs to take that dead raccoon off her head.
damn I'd go gayelle for Meg Fox. DAYUM
and RiRi, why are you fighting the hot? She looks so ridiculous
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Maybe Rihanna and Chris were doing sexy, horny fight and it went too far.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:36pm.
"True Blood" comes out on DVD on May 19. You MUST watch it, you'll be obsessed! IT'S SO GOOD!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I like her sweater.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
For fuck sakes RiRi pull your shirt up. Less chance of nipple slips and your titties will look sooo much perkier.
CHARLES MANSON
I BET YOU RI RI BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN THAT CAR AND HET GOT PUSHED OVER HIS FUCKING LIMIT AND STARTED SWINGING BACK. OF COURSE A DUDE WITH 50 POUNDS MORE MUSCLE POWER IS GOING TO DO A LOT MORE DAMAGE. SO THEY END UP GETTING BLAMED FOR IT.
I voted, I tried to think how MK would want me to vote so I voted for the wig and True Blood even tho I don't have HBO. I wonder if it's out on dvd yet?
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:25pm.
God she looks like one of those unique birds on the Galapagos islands. NOT CUTE!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:25pm.
God she looks like one of those unique birds on the Galapagos islands. NOT CUTE!
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I was kinda thinking her hair was the colour of the stuff birds leave behind.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
I voted!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Pepe le Pew died on RiRi's head!!!!!
I love how when Blohan leaves Sam's place at 6:30 and 7:30 AM people say she "spent the night." HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I guess some people clearly don't understand the hours of the cokehead.
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In the Logo awards, "True Blood" is a nominee for "best show you're not watching." Seriously, how can anyone not be watching "True Blood"?! It's sooooo damn good!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Meghan fox is hot!
Wtf? Kelis has sex tape?
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