Thursday, May 7th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Dr. Robert Rey

Dr. Robert Rey of Dr. 90210 is so fucking entertaining. Mostly because he thinks he's like the Steven Segal of plastic surgery. Bitch is like all into martial arts and zen shit. He's also fun to point and gawk at, because he looks like he came straight out of the pages of an International Male catalog from the 90s. You know he owns stock in that company.

Here's Dr. Fancy Highlights trolling the streets of Beverly Hills flashing his shit at the paps. Normally, a dude's muscly abs would make my ass lips clap like it's at the opera, but all I want to do is turn my head and give him a "Why are you doing that?" side-eye. And Dr. Rey is also on notice for wearing his cell phone on his waistband. That's never acceptable!

Posted by: Michael K


I think it's funny that this guy always sports a stethescope. I've never actually seen him use it on the show.

His abs look like he had a couple of kids. The bottom area looks flabby like, extra skin. yuk. he's so annoying too.

KT's picture

i hear this dick isn't even board certified..

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You rest what case Stoney?? Sugarloo is right. You come on here boasting that you're a big bad liberal and all you do is put people down if they don't agree with you. You call people cunts and old?? Yea, okay, we're not as smart, beautiful as you..so sorry. And let's not forget that when anyone wins the Caption This contest, you NEVER congratulate, unless, of course, it's you...then you congratulate yourself. Wow, you lost weight, let's celebrate. LMAO P.S. Yo Miss Liberal, some people have kids and care about them...don't you????

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:50pm.

Gotcha. I hope he gets what he deserves.

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Dr. Rey is semihard because he is turned on by exhibiting himself. check out the package people...that ain't no cocktail frank!

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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 7:54pm.

Peterson left his first two wives for the next wife. Kathleen Savio left HIM. She had a boyfriend and was days away from being officially divorced.
There were many domestic violence calls when they were married. She told her sister and others that she feared for her life, and that if she died and it looked like an accident that Drew had murdered her.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

you can totally see his dick in those pants...doctor 9021-no-no.

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Eeww....His torso looks womanish and the blond highlights in his hair are too obvious.

Life's picture

uhh, maybe he should put some plastic into that tiny peen of his and less into his hair and veins?? and those abs are leathery and bloated, maybe he should lipo that bloat a lil downward but then what will he do with the bloat in his head?? ok, i'll admit i dont need a john holmes to make me purrr but come on, for fuck sakes, diguise that thang with stripes!!!

"The More You Know, The Less You Need"

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OK, so someone beat me to it, but Drew Peterson has been indicted for his 3rd wife's death! Get his ass!!!!

And really, isn't murder a little extreme? If you don't want to be married to your spouse, DIVORCE them. Jeez.

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Zappy's picture

@ Deb

It's about time! But that arrogant cock that he is won't give it up for the young wife that he disposed of. What a pig he is.

Deb's picture

Drew Peterson has been indicted for the murder of his third wife, Kathleen Savio! Now maybe we'll find out what happened to (4th wife),Stacy too. I wonder if his chola-browed young girlfriend will finally take her kids and get out of his house.
Fucking creep thought he'd get away with it all.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

soul's picture

his washboard abs are his billboard.LOL Hayley and Robert own their fakieness.

here comes the humiDITY! 81F =(((

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 7:28pm.

He could do himself a favor and wear it in his jock...on vibrate.

"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:45pm.

Can anyone explain to me why I have so many freckles on my face when I spend very little time outside?
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It comes from spending too much time indoors
wearing diapers, recycling your jizz, and collecting Star Wars action figurines.

Who knew?

"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings

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snark, isn't he wearing scrub pants? And I don't think those have pockets. Just sayin.

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 7:08pm.

So if you don't want him wearing his cell phone on his waistband, where is he supposed to put it? It's not like he carries a purse.
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In the pocket of his carpenter jeans?

"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings

Kiefer charged with assault.

http://wcbstv.com/breakingnewsalerts/kiefer.sutherland.jack.2.1004067.ht...

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@Clarisse:

I'm SO sure I don't really want to know but I really REALLY want to know: How does one detach one's retina? *wincing*

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Submitted by hardworkingdiva on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:41pm.

He is just sooo unattractive. He's sad. He seems like he was a nerd in high school and is trying to overcompensate for it now and he is being what he believes everyone else will perceive as cool. He is just so awkward and seems to have low self esteem. Ugh. Gross.

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Agreed, you completely nailed it hwdiva!~ compensation and constant approval seeking are the keywords.

For what's been seen on his show, Dr. Rey seems to be cornering his own kids into the same daddy issues he still suffers (rejection), hopefully the cycle will brake with him.

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So if you don't want him wearing his cell phone on his waistband, where is he supposed to put it? It's not like he carries a purse.

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M.E.'s picture

Ok, I'm out. Have fun! Night!

M.E.'s picture

EEG - BH totally inserted his foot into mouth and made himself look like a comple homophobe asshole, to which he's not and made the kid feel like a douchebag, which HE'S NOT! HIS FATHER IS!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:34pm.

Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:32pm.

That describes him too.

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Who him?

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Who me?

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Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:32pm.

That describes him too.

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Who him?

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:11pm.

What does RCMP mean?

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Really Crazy Monstrous Peen.
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That describes him too.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:19pm.

Can I just say men can be completely clueless insesitive bastards sometimes? UGH!

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Of course you can! You just did! LOL! Sing it, sistah!

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EastEndGirl's picture

M.E.,

Just sometimes?????

Sorry boys.

M.E.'s picture

Can I just say men can be completely clueless insesitive bastards sometimes? UGH!

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Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:11pm.

What does RCMP mean?

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Really Crazy Monstrous Peen.

I'M JOKING!

Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

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Falkor's picture

What does RCMP mean?

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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.

Sugaroo's picture

ULTIMATE PEEN HELPER!

I just saw the ad and I have now officially seen everything. A vacuum to get the peen hard. It's called Pos-T-Vac and it's covered by Medicare. Takes four minutes to achieve blast-off.

A PEEN VACUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

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Migraine Sally's picture

O.K. all, it's been real. I'm outtie of the office in 3....2....

See you hookers manana!!

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:00pm.

Sugaroo

One day, perhaps we will team up and go on our own recognizance mission to find him!

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We can do that. I'll bring the rope and catnip.

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Sugaroo

One day, perhaps we will team up and go on our own recognizance mission to find him!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
.......interest in anyone who deems it necessary to discuss the 3 day old jizz left in their hair after having been choked out by their military psycho boyfriend.......

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Don't you mean RCMP boyfriend? You know, the one who wears his dress uniform to go out for Slim Jims?

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Hahahaha! Yeah, that would be the one!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:50pm.

Sugaroo

Well that sucks!!

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It's okay, Migraine! That was really nice of you to send it to me! I probably would have thought it was him too, if I wasn't so obsessed with the lad! BWAH! Seriously, thank you for trying.

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Sugaroo

Well that sucks!!

Clarisse's picture

Ooooooooooooh-Rah!!!!!!!! WFT!

So, my BIL had to have surgery for a detatched retina!!! Talk about EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!

Ew ew ew!!!!!!!!

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yucko's picture

Can anyone explain to me why I have so many freckles on my face when I spend very little time outside?

I sometimes go outside at night for like 30 minutes at a time, but that's the most at any given time. And I often leave my blinds open but the sunlight is usually not directly hitting my face.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:29pm.

Sugaroo

Sisto has left dramaqueen's hands and is on his way to Love Carrotop

He's coming dear!!!
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I have some very sad news. That's not Jeremy Sisto. I don't know who it is, but it's not him. Someone lied to you, Migraine. Or they made a mistake. That is definitely not him. Thank you anyway, though!

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Sugaroo

Sisto has left dramaqueen's hands and is on his way to Love Carrotop

He's coming dear!!!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
.......interest in anyone who deems it necessary to discuss the 3 day old jizz left in their hair after having been choked out by their military psycho boyfriend.......

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Don't you mean RCMP boyfriend? You know, the one who wears his dress uniform to go out for Slim Jims?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/07/2009 -

Can I masturbate to it first?

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You may

NOT

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:09pm.

Ok, I'm gone! MDG 64 time!

*waves at everyone*

*gives finger to roo*

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Still beating a dead horse, still playing the martyr.

*yawn*

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:09pm.

Thanks, sweets!

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Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:19pm.
@DG- yeah dlisted is the place for politeness and consideration for others feelings. Period times, smelly discharge, and all that crap is made for this site

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Actually Falkor, it isn't. However it is my opinion. So by all means, keep discussing those topics because I will be sure to avoid any thread that they are on, along with a bunch of other people who find them disgusting and un-bloody (pardon the pun) necessary. If you have the mental age level of a 5-14 year old, I guess they are cool and funny topics, but as an adult, on a gossip site, I find that I am long past finding amusement or interest in anyone who deems it necessary to discuss the 3 day old jizz left in their hair after having been choked out by their military psycho boyfriend. Sorry, but I don't think I am alone in that thought, I could be wrong, but me thinks not.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............