Thursday, May 7th 2009
STOP IT.
Why does HoHan hate Marilyn Monroe so much? If HoHan loved Marilyn unconditionally, she would quit dragging her beautiful image through the gutter by posing as her over and over again. We all know what happend the last time. It wasn't pretty.
I mean, Marilyn Monroe's body TODAY probably looks better than this trick. When you're trying to look like Marilyn Monroe, but only end up looking like Pamela Anderson after getting gang banged by a dozen sumo wrestlers, it's time to hang up your wig and give it up.
Here's more of HoHan working the hardest she has all month at a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue.
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Yeah, okay.
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Lohan never fails to put the "hag" in haggard.
Marilyn Monroe's body TODAY probably looks better than this trick BAWAHHAHA HAHA... Oh *wipes tear*
Yes I agree STOP IT.
Bitch looks horrible...u ain't Marilyn bitch stop trying!
Is she trying to duplicate Marilyn's corpse, she is succeeding.
Marilyn was a size 8 and beautiful and the oppposite of haggard looking...Lohan....yeah.
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HAHAHA. I saw this earlier and have been waiting for MK to post about it. You are not Marilyn and you never will be. Are you also listening Jessica Simpson?
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
I was thinking more Joan Van Ark.
Isn't "Spanish Vogue" one of Phoebe's old stomping grounds? I must check her Wiki.
She looks more like Dina every day.
What is it with her front teefs? Optical illusion or are they really greying concave little chiclets?
They distract so much. Like little rat teeth.
she looks 30 something yikes
Even stray cats won't play with that bundle of yarn on her head.
Horrible just horrible!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Will someone PLEASE put this licked dickhole out of my misery????
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100% DMBAS
in the 2nd thumbnail she looks kinda like Angie Dickinson. That's the only nice thing i can say, so I'll stop.
*sings*
"Who's that crackwhore..."
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She should do an Ann-Margaret photo shoot
I have to wonder what kind of audience they're hoping to attract by selecting Blohan.
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Lindsay, how loved you once...now, I just want to make you sleep for about 2 months.
I'm surprised the make up isn't covering up her meth face. Photoslop that bitch.
*sigh*
She just looks... ridiculous.
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