Thursday, May 7th 2009
STOP IT.
Why does HoHan hate Marilyn Monroe so much? If HoHan loved Marilyn unconditionally, she would quit dragging her beautiful image through the gutter by posing as her over and over again. We all know what happend the last time. It wasn't pretty.
I mean, Marilyn Monroe's body TODAY probably looks better than this trick. When you're trying to look like Marilyn Monroe, but only end up looking like Pamela Anderson after getting gang banged by a dozen sumo wrestlers, it's time to hang up your wig and give it up.
Here's more of HoHan working the hardest she has all month at a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue.
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That comedy spot she did not too long ago was pretty funny.
She needs to give it up on the modeling/pretty thing and do more comedic movies. Shed be good at it and gain a lot of respect instead of the disdain she gets for doing craptastic dumb sh*t like this.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Is it just me, or does she kinda have a pumpkin face going on?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:21pm.
freebird - Blohan flashed the firecrotch long before Shitney showed us hers, repeatedly.
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I think I remember that - freckly more than firey.
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And bald.
Thin lips she sports on both ends.
Ew. I just grossed myself out.
*barfs in trash can*
Her tan looks so natural in the picture where she's doing a "V for victory"
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
She looks awful and Im very disappointed in Vogue in any country this is not worthy.
She's starting to look like her mother and that is NOT a compliment.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:21pm.
freebird - Blohan flashed the firecrotch long before Shitney showed us hers, repeatedly.
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I think I remember that - freckly more than firey.
freebird - Blohan flashed the firecrotch long before Shitney showed us hers, repeatedly.
Wow, that is something else.
She's NOT a model and she's only famous now because she's going crazy over vagina.
Why are talking about her again? Non story about a non person.
My fav quote of the day?
"I know a lot of people who used to be gay; I don’t know anybody who used to be black."
- Miss California Carrie Prejean's preacher, pastor Miles McPherson says
Personally, I know some people who used to be black... now they are Wayne Brady. *LOL*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Oh for fucks sakes, the last thumb just about gives you a peek of her firecrotch.
GO AWAY!
People need to stop entertaining this bitches delusions that she's relevant.
The body is that of a flabby teenage boy.
The hair is a a dark-rooted fake disaster.
Her skin has the texture of rotting wood.
Why does she think she looks like Marilyn of the perfect skin, curvy body and beautiful hair that totally fitted her face?
Her pussay is thisclose to hanging out in the last picture. You ain't britney bitch.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:13pm.
That last thumbnail, it's as if a garbage bag is attacking her, the garbage bag is smarter than the editors at Spanish Vogue.
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AHAHA Trash bag:1 Blohan: 0
TEAM TRASHBAG!
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:06pm.
gotta say, thats a refreshingly unusual take on marilyn monroe... I like it :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What. The. Fuck? NO.
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
ridic. not even a close second to mm. who in the world told her she did?
Why oh why is this girl famous?
She looks ridic!!
She can never EVER even remotely resemble Marilyn Monroe.
She needs to be stopped!!
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:06pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA GOOD GOD. She looks positively ridiculous.
I don't know why anyone would claimed to be a fan of Marilyn Monroe would be incensed that a dumb skank like Hohan is imitating her. Marily was the ORIGINAL dumb skank. People who drone on and on about her are so foolish.
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Mmmm, I gotta agree with you on that one. People only like her so much because we never got to see her age and become irrelevant. She sure didn't get her roles for being a good actress.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Was the purpose of this to make Blowhan look more ridiculous and desperate? Wish granted.
bitch not only looks like her mom, she looks like she's her mom's age.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Lindsay- i am your last supporter but you'd better get your shit together, its not even entertaining anymore
did she bleach her own hair for this shit??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hohan and "glam" just do not go.
Coked up hipster with overpriced clothes look? She's got that shit down. Silver screen legendary beauty? Uhh, I donnn tink so.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Last thumbnail had epic potential!
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Beter ten halve gekeerd dan ten volle gedwaald.
SHE LOOKS LIKE STEWWIE GRIFFIN FROM FAMILY GUY WHEN HE DRESSED IN WOMEN'S CLOTHS, OH FUCK YOU CUNT!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:10pm
Bwhahahahahahahaha, she looks like one of those off-brand Barbie's
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LMFAO! So true. The hair was little drier and the skin color was a little more orange!
She and Marilyn share 0 similar features. Why do people keep paying for her to pose in practical mockery of a legendary beauty such as Marilyn Monroe? Lindsay is skinny, red headed, thin-lipped and dead eyed.
She looks more like a Charlie's Angel wanna-be
That last thumbnail, it's as if a garbage bag is attacking her, the garbage bag is smarter than the editors at Spanish Vogue.
Oy god, this bitch. Damn her.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:11pm.
She is so relevant… oh no wait, she’s not.
Hohan go away far, far away and don’t forget to take your trashy family with you.
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LMAO!!!!! OMFG! Tooo fucking funny and sooo true!
I wanna know the dumbass that's taking pictures of her....seriously???
What the shit is this?
Hohan sucks.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
She is so relevant… oh no wait, she’s not.
Hohan go away far, far away and don’t forget to take your trashy family with you.
Shit, even Marilyn Manson is insulted by this fuckery.
Maybe it's another Funny or Die spoof. I know which one I'm voting for.
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100% DMBAS
get a life blohan. preferably one that isn't dead and better at living than you.
So when is she gonna start bangin' Obama?
Bwhahahahahahahaha, she looks like one of those off-brand Barbie's; the ones that have blonde hair, but it's a nasty texture, the eyes are too close, and instead of an all-American look, the dolls looks like a reject from Hustler Magazine. Bwahahahahaahahahaha.
She looks like she's doing a spoof of Charlies Angels or something that would be a costume get up on SNL!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
She looks like a dried out tweaker tranny who lightened her hair with chlorine bleach, gas and mashed potatoes.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:04pm.
this is so wrong. hasn't she od'ed yet?
Hell, the drugs probably act as preservatives at this point! She'll be like Wino -- around forever. Practically embalmed.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Who the fuck is hiring her for anything? Who even likes looking at this pickled Herring?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA GOOD GOD. She looks positively ridiculous.
I don't know why anyone would claimed to be a fan of Marilyn Monroe would be incensed that a dumb skank like Hohan is imitating her. Marily was the ORIGINAL dumb skank. Seriously. And to top it off, LINDSAY is the better actress of the two! I mean, they're both young starlets who got hooked on booze, drugs, and dick. But oh, since Marilyn OD'd 60 years ago she's an "icon." Will we be celebrating Hohan in half a century if she OD's at 30? Le doubtful. Marilyn was good as a sperm repository for presidents and sports stars, that's about it. People who drone on and on about her are so foolish.
Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:05pm.
She looks both trashy and trashed. Someone who gives a crap about this girl needs to intervene, if there is anyone who truly cares.
I kinda used to.
If she was trying to emulate Marilyn she failed yet again.
She looks more like a malnourished Vadge circa 1991.
"FUCK kissing. His dick looks like a gherkin" - Samantha Jones
How about a lethal dose of pills now, Linds? You can be just like Marilyn.
She looks both trashy and trashed. Someone who gives a crap about this girl needs to intervene, if there is anyone who truly cares.
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And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
She looks a lot like that hamster that slept on its own balls in the mouth area. Have her teeth always looked so rodent?
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this is so wrong. hasn't she od'ed yet?
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Fucka doodle-do.
What I don't understand is why Spanish Vogue sees one ounce of hotness in this skank.
I should send this to my brother's girlfriend. She's obsessed with Marilyn and loathes anyone who tries to emulate her. Especially HoHan.