Thursday, May 7th 2009
STOP IT.
Why does HoHan hate Marilyn Monroe so much? If HoHan loved Marilyn unconditionally, she would quit dragging her beautiful image through the gutter by posing as her over and over again. We all know what happend the last time. It wasn't pretty.
I mean, Marilyn Monroe's body TODAY probably looks better than this trick. When you're trying to look like Marilyn Monroe, but only end up looking like Pamela Anderson after getting gang banged by a dozen sumo wrestlers, it's time to hang up your wig and give it up.
Here's more of HoHan working the hardest she has all month at a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue.
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why marilyn monroe? i actually think lindsay looks a lot like Elisabeth Taylor. i've never got marilyin's appeal. Brigitte bardot was more beautiful.
To parallel the release of the new Star Trek movie.
Someone please get a big piece of toilet paper and wipe out this Klingon. Please!
Ricki Lake,
Who knew you were a HoHan fan???!!!!
I did not even know she had fans left.
But the sad thing is that if HoHan died tomorrow, I doubt people will be wanting to dress up like her or talk about her next year, let alone 45 years later. She'll be Hollywood roadkill left to rot and forgotten in a few days. And that applies to most actors these days anyway.
Although Marilyn is not my favorite classic actress, she wasn't really dumb. She managed to build and control a great career and stayed on top 'till the end despite whatever she had going on in her personal life (which the public didn't really know back then). Her career made her iconic not her life or how she died. Unlike Lohan, who has let her personal life tarnish her image and career choices.
No one wants to hire Lohan these days. And if they do, they do not even want her to look like herself to see if the rag will sell. This post is the best example.
she is wearing a WIG, so relax.
I agree she should just fucking stop it with the Marilyn shit already.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is supposed to be funny, right? Right?....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
lohan doesn't look like marilyn one bit! i don't understand why she keeps on trying to convince everybody she does. marilyn was one of a kind, a beautiful woman, a superstar. lohan is nothing of the above.
Damn. She JUST dyed her hair red and now they've already bleached it up again? It looks like fucking cotton candy. That stuff is all going to be broken off on her pillow by the end of the week.
And that last thumbnail is a total grandma body.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:34pm.
Hi DAE! Long time no see!
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I know. Never again. I've been so, so bored without you guys and Christina.
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Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:35pm.
Its hard out there for a pimp!
And isnt 'falling in love again' an eagle eye cherry song?
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Yep it is, the version Christina sings is a very old one, I forgot the womans name...
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:35pm.
Welcome home DAE, you were missed.
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Awww, thanks Slutts, I've missed you all too!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:36pm.
D.A.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! in da house.
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And I'm never going for that long either, it such a dull world without you guys!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:38pm.
HEY! I thought about you the other day when I saw Christina's photo in People with her adorable baby. Sooo purdy!
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She did what with Max? I have to see! And thanks!
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
I fucking hate this cock-sucking, clit-lapping, smelly, stuck-up, beyond revolting, chain-smoking, street-walking, publicity-hungry, SKANKWHORE!
And why the fuck did she yank the stuffing out of a pillow from the brothel where she moonlights and stick it on her head?
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Damn....tell us how u really feel!
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I hate this fucking herp-infested trash heap with the heat of ten thousand crack pipes!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
She looks absolutely fucking ridiculous, as usual. Why do Blohan & the rest of the skank army (i.e. Jenna Jameson & Jessica Simpson among others) insist on shitting all over icons such as Marilyn Monroe, Betty Page, & Virna Lisi??? And who are the fucktards that work for all these magazines & ad companies that encourage this type of behavior? They all need to be executed via firing squad for this fuckery.
What's next? Greasy Bear as James Dean?
And on a side note, I always thought Sherilyn Fenn, in her younger years, would've been a great Marilyn Monroe. Bert Stern needs to rewind the clock to about 15 years ago & "recreate" that last photoshoot with Ms. Fenn & really honor Marilyn's memory. All he did was piss on her grave with those Blohan pics.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:30pm.
Lindsay needs to understand: You cannot put lipstick on a pig.
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I think Spanish Vogue are proving that you can ;)
Why do I have the sneaky suspicion that ALL involved in this disaster will give fake names for the shooting credits?
Photographer, stylist, hair, makeup and assistant will all be crude variations of Mr/Mrs Smith.
--thanks awfully--
at least she doesn't have her finger in her fucking mouth in these pics. she looks just like her mom in the pose w/her arms up in the air.
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
OMG! How is everyone?!"
HEY! I thought about you the other day when I saw Christina's photo in People with her adorable baby. Sooo purdy!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
spanish vogue? what's next? vogue pakistan?
Blond doesn't work for her.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
I fucking hate this cock-sucking, clit-lapping, smelly, stuck-up, beyond revolting, chain-smoking, street-walking, publicity-hungry, SKANKWHORE!
And why the fuck did she yank the stuffing out of a pillow from the brothel where she moonlights and stick it on her head?
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Damn....tell us how u really feel!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:31pm.
DAE!!!!!!!!!!!
Where were you on the Xtina thread a few days ago?
Long time no read.
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Christina thread? *zooms of the look* ♥♥♥
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:31pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm
WELCOME THE FUCK BACK HOBAG!!!!
(p.s. I used to be Bradiful Bitch in case you don't recognize me.)
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Thanks BB! :D ♥♥♥
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:32pm.
why hewoooouw DAE!! :-D
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hey missy! ♥♥♥
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:32pm.
Hey DAE! we thought you gone on the road with Xtina, LOL ♥♥♥
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Ah, if only eh? lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
D.A.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! in da house.
This fuckery is going in Spanish Vogue???? Hohan looks even more ridiculous than her pathetic MM imitation in NY Ragazine.
Welcome home DAE, you were missed.
Edited: Yeah, you would think that I could at least get your name right.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
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I forgot to pay the internet bill (oops) and they cut me off. I've only just got back online
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
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Its hard out there for a pimp!
And isnt 'falling in love again' an eagle eye cherry song?
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:24pm.
She's starting to look like her mother and that is NOT a compliment.
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Crossed with Michael Lohan in drag.
Thank the Lord SamRo was a chick and not able to knock Lindsay up because the first born would have been some throw-back.
She FINALLY had her hair looking decent, even if the rest of her was still f'd up. Why did she have to go and dye it platinum? What a deluded skank.
Hi DAE! Long time no see!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I fucking hate this cock-sucking, clit-lapping, smelly, stuck-up, beyond revolting, chain-smoking, street-walking, publicity-hungry, SKANKWHORE!
And why the fuck did she yank the stuffing out of a pillow from the brothel where she moonlights and stick it on her head?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:32pm.
HA!! she is like a overgrown coked out strawberry shortcake! BWAHAHAHAA!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:27pm.
Can these girls please stop with trying to be Marilyn? First of all there was only ONE Marilyn Monroe. Secondly, her life wasn't as amazing as its made up to be, especially towards the end. I like Marilyn I thought she was underrated as an actress but, she wasn't somebody you should look up to.
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Because she was immodest in a time of modesty, a rebel....she was subtlety sexy without being slutty. Every girl wants to be sexy, every girl wants to be admired and marilyn owned that sh*t...thats why people like her.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
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good god, please kill it!! seriously folks, the first Marilyn-go-round was moderatetly interesting because it was shot by Bert Stern. this mess looks like it was shot by Bert Stenberg, LI bar mitzvah photographer! dreadful! it's amazing people actually pay her to do this. she needs to just sign on with some celebrity-imposter agency and be done with it 'cos her days of being an actress are officially OVA!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
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I forgot to pay the internet bill (oops) and they cut me off. I've only just got back online
holly fuck, batman, where you been????????I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
These pictures will also be featuered in the Photoshop Awards once they come out.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
Hey DAE! we thought you gone on the road with Xtina, LOL ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
The Spanish are known for being stylish and they deicde to put strawberry snortcake on the cover?!
Seguridad!!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
why hewoooouw DAE!! :-D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Why is HoHan still getting offers to pose for Vogue?
DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm
WELCOME THE FUCK BACK HOBAG!!!!
(p.s. I used to be Bradiful Bitch in case you don't recognize me.)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
DAE!!!!!!!!!!!
Where were you on the Xtina thread a few days ago?
Long time no read.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
holly fuck, batman, where you been????????
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:29pm.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
holly fuck, batman, where you been????????
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Fucka doodle-do.
Lindsay needs to understand: You cannot put lipstick on a pig.
i'm so mortified and confused. if she is a redhead then what's w/ the dark roots???
she looks absolutely awful! and that's after an intervention professional hair and makeup artist. that's the best they could do. THAT'S THE BEST THEY COULD DO!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:25pm.
EEEW that grossed me out too!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
what's up with the Oompa loompa tan?
whack
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!
OMG! How is everyone?!
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:25pm.
She looks awful and Im very disappointed in Vogue in any country this is not worthy.
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Vogue has been sucking for a while now IMO. All the best fashion mags sold out to celebrity over fashion years ago. BOOOO!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Where is the Marilyn? I refuse to believe that even LILO thinks she looks like Marilyn here.... if she's trying to dress up like mommy, she's doing it right.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:25pm.
LMFAO! *tries to compose 'busy face' at work*
Fuck this bitch.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
How on earth does a (what is she 22?) 22 year old girl look this old?
I'll be honest and confess I always thought she had a decent set. But that's it.
I think flicking through Vogue might be acceptable but what in the world she is doing IN Vogue? This says more about the magazine than old girl Lindsay. The toe curling whiff of desperation of Vogue to pay a crew to shoot someone who does.. well, not very much at all is mind-boggling.
--thanks awfully--
hahaha! she looks like Dina in some of those photos!
Can these girls please stop with trying to be Marilyn? First of all there was only ONE Marilyn Monroe. Secondly, her life wasn't as amazing as its made up to be, especially towards the end. I like Marilyn I thought she was underrated as an actress but, she wasn't somebody you should look up to.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.