Thursday, May 7th 2009
STOP IT.
Why does HoHan hate Marilyn Monroe so much? If HoHan loved Marilyn unconditionally, she would quit dragging her beautiful image through the gutter by posing as her over and over again. We all know what happend the last time. It wasn't pretty.
I mean, Marilyn Monroe's body TODAY probably looks better than this trick. When you're trying to look like Marilyn Monroe, but only end up looking like Pamela Anderson after getting gang banged by a dozen sumo wrestlers, it's time to hang up your wig and give it up.
Here's more of HoHan working the hardest she has all month at a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue.
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Sam was just an energy vampire, sucking the life out of her. Maybe she'll come back, but it'll take some time to recover.
Are you guys sure she is trying to look like MM? To me she looks like one of Marge Simpson's sisters. Man her skin is leathery for such a young bitch. Sam must have sucked out all the fluid in her body.
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No way she looks like MM. The last two thumbnails totally look like low-rent Madonna, and to top it off, she has the damn stockings on backward in the last one. Seam goes to the back. Ugh.
Is Hollywood out of ideas? They're doing straight-up remakes of old movies and TV shows now - no change in the screenplay or plot, just different actors.
And now everyone's trying to recapture the aura of MM and Audrey Hepburn with lookalike photoshoots and failing miserably, because there's no mystique to these starlets and nothing interesting about their personalities.
As for LL, it sounds like she's trying to get back into that codependent relationship with Ronson. She doesn't want help and doesn't want to change anything.
What was the last WORK she actually did? It's a bad sign when the most interesting thing you can be is a trainwreck.
ugh this bitch is starting to piss me off! marilyn was pretty and feminine whilst this ho is nasty and gross
There's just no likeness to the great Monroe, who was naturally curvy and had soft gorgeous facial features. The editors of this shoot missed the mark bigtime using HoHan.....she's too skinny with a face that has no softness to it.
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Most amusing is that the Mason-Pearson brush is the classiest and most functional thing in any of these pictures. Imagine being outdone by an inappropriately-placed (and obviously unused) grooming tool. Wow.
Marilyn Monroe looked fresher at 36, than this dumb trick does at 22.
Who is she blowing/eating out at Vogue?
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She is so pathetic. First of all, she doesnt come anywhere near looking like MM. Aside from the fact that her face is totally off, her tits are like 3 cup sizes too big. When she was copying MM's "the Last Sitting", her tits were sagging and hanging. MM had firm, perky, B-cups...and definitely not orange nipples and a million freckles. What, just cause she got platinum blond hair and dark eye make up, that makes her MM?
Whore....
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She can't be Marilyn. She has 0 ass and skin that looks like a Cheetah's coat.
if she wants to be Marilyn Monroe so bad, she should O.D. already and everybody wins!
Looks more like a cheap ass Brigitte Bardot impersonation.
Which Marilyn is she portraying? The one who dated Gavin Rossdale or the one who dated Evan Rachel Wood? 'Cause she ain't no Monroe.
Can't this bag of shit OD on cocaine already? I'm tired of hearing at her and every time I see her I want to barf up the last meal I had.
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You seriously took the words right out of my damn mouth!!!! Ugh, dirty cunt!!!
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:42pm.
What is it? Fuckin' youtube won't let me view it in the UK.
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Well that sucks ass. The link was to the Outcast song "Roses". I think it describes Ms. Lohan perfectly. She thinks she's the greatest thing to come along since white bread, but she's really just a nasty piece of shit.
She looks like the girl from "That 70s Show", the one that was fired for her drug addiction. Coinky dink, I think not!
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:38pm.
Oh Lohan, GO AWAY! No-one likes you and you smell.
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For some reason that makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djlDeFCVOHg
She resembles MM about as much as my dogs arse...
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What is it? Fuckin' youtube won't let me view it in the UK.
Oh Lohan, GO AWAY! No-one likes you and you smell.
Submitted by Niko on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:27pm.
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MM was a great gifted actress who managed to steal every scene from Lord Olivier among others.
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Trudat. She's much more closely related to the likes of Jennifer Coolidge or even Tina Fey than this ho.
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Rikki Lake:
PS It was most CERTAINLY Marilyn's death that made her iconic, not her acting or body of "work." I don't think even her most hardcore fans would deny that. She was not a talented actress by any standard, was NOT highly regarded in her day, and made a lot of shit movies along with her few classics. That alone would make her more infamous than say, Katherine Hepburn? Psssh. Riiiiight.
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You must be joking. MM was a great gifted actress who managed to steel every scene from Lord Olivier among others. It was not her fault that her contemporaries only saw the sex pot not the serious artist. To compare her to KH is unfair, KH was a wasp with good education, MM came from the pits.
And just what the GD hell is going on in that last thumbnail? I think that's a stray dog looking for lunch. I'm sure once he got a whiff he decided starving was a better choice.
I've seen toll booth hookers with nylon wigs who look better than this spool of tampon string.
I'm pissed that there are morons out there who keep hiring her.
Um...she looks like Lindsay Lohan in a cheaper wig.
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who cares? I would have more respect for her if she moved to Mars or just put a paper bag over her head.
The Curious Case of the Lohans for real.
sorry I can't spell for shit today.
somebody should punch her in the face.
same goes for Paris Hilton, they both look sound and probably are the biggest douches in the universe.
Halfta say it... the side profile of Lindsay in that wig makes her look like Dina! Or is it Dena? Anyway, it makes her look like her MOM!
Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
The only "career" Lindsay has is making the gossip papers and posing for cheesy has-been photos.
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WoW...if I didn't know that Monroe was dead, Lindsay looks just like her. Amazing!!!!
*as much as humanly possible eyeroll*
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Ugh. Yes because MM looked like a washed up, size 1/2, redhead with a wig on.
The resemblance is uncanny *eyeroll*
Gawwd..she looks like an old drunken cougar that stumbled out of a pickup truck at the junkyard after an allnighter with Bubba!
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but then i don't think she cares at this point how she looks. she's broke and has a huge coke habit to maintain.
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This untalented piece of caca is the next Dana Plato. The only difference is DP got knocked up by some black dude and Blowhan is getting fingerbanged by an ugly dyke.
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HoHan looks hella old.
I don't believe this shit. didn't she learn anything from that horrid MM spread she did a while back? i don't know this girl must love getting slammed, jammed and insulted.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:20pm.
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i totally agree.
I believe that MM is laughing her ass off
at this uninteresting tart who doesn't
resemble anyone but the crackhead who
stole my rims last week.
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She looks like a piece of herpes crust from Vadge's ass.
Hear that? that's the sound of Marilyn pounding the shit out of her coffin lid to get out, find Blohan and kick the living crap out of the skank.
PS It was most CERTAINLY Marilyn's death that made her iconic, not her acting or body of "work." I don't think even her most hardcore fans would deny that. She was not a talented actress by any standard, was NOT highly regarded in her day, and made a lot of shit movies along with her few classics. That alone would make her more infamous than say, Katherine Hepburn? Psssh. Riiiiight.
bitch please, hohan looks NOTHING like Elizabeth Taylor either.
If she looks that bad before photoshopping wouldn't it be easier just to completely CGI her ass rather than try to clean up the original?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:09pm.
If she wants to look like MM she should try cracking a smile every now and then.
She never looks happy.
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The best she can do is weakly imitate MM, because we all know that when LL kicks the bucket, no one will be clamoring to do a Lindsey Lohan cover shoot.
Shit SpiceDong, I ain't a Lindsay fan! Where'd you get that?
Marilyn might have still built a career, but then again, so did Paris Hilton. This doesn't mean they're not dumb, it means they're shrewd. Yes, that Marilyn, having to decide which dick would be the most advantageous to suck...what a genius! lol
If she wants to look like MM she should try cracking a smile every now and then.
She never looks happy.
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What I don't understand is, why does ANY magazine give this coke whore the time of day? She's not doing any movies, and is fairly ugly. Or, is it because she's taken a page out of the pearASS hilton book of "how to be a high paid whore" and is now selling her own downward spiral as a way to make money? You'd have to be totally jaded & cynical to do that... come to think of it, that's probably what she's doing. Even more, she probably created this whole thing, just so she wouldn't have to act anymore (she hates it); she can just be photographed drunk somewhere, and VOILA! Someone will pay her big bucks, to photograph a celeb who's spiraling downwards...