Alleged Dog Molester Turns Herself In

Natasha Lyonne turned herself into a NYC court room this morning. A bench warrant was issued for the 27-year-old when she missed 4 scheduled hearings. She is facing charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually fondle her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

Reuters reports:

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

Dogstouching dogs? That's a new low. Actually, my dog is a slutwhore and likes to be groped so she can come over here anytime. I'm joking!