Would You Hit It?

There's a few things you should no before you truthfully answer that question. This dude probably lives in a room in his grandparents house. He most likely works part-time in the storage room at a Blockbuster near his house. He eats his own semen, so he can keep his jizz count up and doesn't lose any unborn babies. He loves to spank his nalgas while he's spanking his little Jedi warrior (that's totally what he calls it) . He likes to wear diapers and isn't ashamed to admit it. He wears briefs. He "poos" in his pants sometimes. And don't even ask me what he does with all those action figures in the background. The places they've been....

So if you haven't passed out, checked yourself into the nearest hospital or barfed up all your insides yet, what's it going to be? As for me, I'd hit it. WELL, he'd clean up afterwards!

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:06am.

What the FFFFFFFFF??????

Submitted by sunshine99 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:32am.

DVD Ripper for Mac

Submitted by Kristin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:57am.

His story is here. Yikes.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chrischan

Submitted by MixedFriends on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:13pm.

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Submitted by dblplus on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 7:36pm.

Hey, if drinking his own keeps him from breeding, I'm all for it.

Submitted by mclintock160 on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:20pm.

Oh chrischan.....
He was already featured on dlisted on Oct 21st of last year for CAPTION THIS.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/28877

But for anyone who already doesn't know the creepy entirety...

Just read this.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan

Nightmares...just fukin nightmares...

Submitted by TCCB6869 on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 5:11pm.

ITS SCAREY BUT THESE FREAKS DO EXIST. They are the future Jeffery Dahmers and Ted Bundies of the world. Be afraid BE VERY AFRAID!!!!

Submitted by Katt on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:31pm.

Goddamn it, I have seen some fucked up shit on here, but this takes the cake. I'm hoping it's fake...otherwise he needn't worry about the "unborn children"...NO ONE is gonna fuck that. Ugh. I need a shower and a bowl to rinse way the dirtiness.

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Submitted by valorious on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by KG on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:38am.

MK, I thought you were just being you and you were just saying all those things to be gross and funny. I didn't realize you were serious! I like he says that private matters should be private. He spanks himself?! wow.

Yes, but not to the point of killing himself, so I guess it's OK!

Submitted by LunaChick on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:07pm.

Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:38pm.

"For some unknown reason, I couldn't watch past the recycling his semen bit...and I have watched some pretty gross shit in my life."

Me too. I just had to turn it off at that part. I fear what the rest of the video is like. *shudder*

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Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:06pm.

That's some serious brain damage right there fo sho.

Submitted by youreanidiot on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:51pm.

I believe you mean "a few things you should 'know'" (as opposed to "no") you moronic waste of space.

Submitted by surgngnl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 2:46pm.

oh.

my.

god.

Submitted by fatgurrl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:38pm.

For some unknown reason, I couldn't watch past the recycling his semen bit...and I have watched some pretty gross shit in my life.Jeffery Dhamer in training should have his Grampie take him in for a psych eval....

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:24pm.

I aint no Trekky but I knows there's som-in off kilter in that boys brain.

Submitted by lazee on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:12pm.

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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:58am.

I must be a geek because I also said that was not a "real" star date.

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Submitted by lazee on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:10pm.

He obviously has a problem. I feel sorry for him, but I would not let him around small children.

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Submitted by modianos on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:58am.

The dude(?!) starts with " Captain's log, Star date April 28th, 2009"

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I couldn't take this fella seriously. Everyone knows it was Stardate 62789.7
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fo realz! star dates dont have letters in them! sheesh
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a big cup o yum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B435SzgfRk

Submitted by Brie on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:57pm.

old news!

that's chrischan of 4chan fame

Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:58am.

The dude(?!) starts with " Captain's log, Star date April 28th, 2009"

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I couldn't take this fella seriously. Everyone knows it was Stardate 62789.7

Hmph.

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Submitted by anna hannah on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:39pm.

Michael you have finally found a way to creep me the fuck out, don't ever post this sick twists shit on here again.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:33pm.

There's something not right here.

You shouldn't post this stuff. I honestly think this guy is being sincere, and he doesn't realise that he is making a fool of himself.

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:01pm.

He has every eight year olds toy in the universe packed into his basement of hell. Hmmm wonder why? He talks like what he is saying is normal. He is freaky and crazy as hell. I wouldn't touch that man with a stick. He has no clue of biology. If he is so open about what he is doing why don't his grandparents explain to him why it is wrong? Aren't deviates committed any more? Like one before me said pray for the children in his neighborhood.

Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:58am.

The dude(?!) starts with " Captain's log, Star date April 28th, 2009"
Ya should have known right there that something was seriously wrong.
He is such a FAKER cause I don't see any Star Trek shit in his room and he didn't end with "Live long and prosper". WTF??
Drinking his own spunk, disgusting. Wearing adult diapers, worrisome.
WHO THE FUCK IS HE TALKING TO?????? The scariest part of all!!!

Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:42am.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by KG on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:38am.

Submitted by _Virginny_ on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:33am.

Someone like this mingling amongst us and people are worried about the damn PIG FLU???

Submitted by TeriAnn on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:20am.

Yes I think you should take it down, there's something not right with him. You can tell he's not all there.

Submitted by TeriAnn on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:18am.

I so totally just puked in my mouth when he said he squirts in a cup and drinks it. ewww, just did it again writing it. OMG, just as bad as two girls one cup shit.

Submitted by me0595 on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:05am.

I'd hit it.

Of course I just watched this video on a computer with no sound.

Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:52am.

I will pray for the children that live in this guy's neighborhood tonight. I can totally see this guy snapping from all his "stress" one day and taking a kid down to his basement for some stress relief.

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Submitted by poshrules on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:51am.

add me to the "i'm scared" group. mostly because even though he's veered terribly off course, I kinda understand his logic. poor thing...ok now add me to the "this makes me sad" group :/

Submitted by BargainBasement on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:50am.

I believe this guy is autistic. Please consider taking this video down, MK. This is actually quite heartbreaking.

Submitted by hamblettamaud on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:46am.

DEAR GOD, help me not to watch this crap any more.

Submitted by mcstain on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:44am.

I've seen weirder. He reminds me of a guy in college with Asperger's Syndrome. He could name the capital of any state or country. At night, he'd jerk off on himself all night. So, this guy drinks his jizz and shits his pants? Gross, but he's morally more adept than the lot of Catholic priests.

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:39am.

Dispicable. I'm grossed the feck out....and it takes a lot to make me stop a video (which just made me think of the other fecking "glass jar in the shithole" vid that I stopped.

UGHhhh...I'll be going to church for lunch and ducking my head in that bird-bath of holy water.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:38am.

Damn you, MK! *raises fist* I have just spent the last hour and a half reading in horrified fascination about Creepy PeePee boy here. This is one SICK ASS MOFO. I haven't the words to express just how fucked in the head this freak truly is.

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Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:35am.

You've outdone yourself with this post. I watched with horror, confusion, and awe.

Submitted by Philip Traum on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:32am.

The best thing is that he's a gigantic homophobe and yet he enjoys drinking his own semen. Here's a picture of Chris "recycling" http://imgur.com/2j47O.jpg

Submitted by z0mgeddie on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:29am.

I think he has Asperger's or something..He reminds me of this d00d I knew when I used to play World of Warcraft. He made me wish I could smite him in real life.

Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:28am.

MK i am going to pretend like your kidding.
no one tell me otherwise.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:27am.

Sheeps,

Fortunately "planning" to reproduce and actually figuring out the logistics are two different things. I suspect that even with the internet at his disposal, he will try and have his children with a Skeletor figurine.

Submitted by lola_lotion on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:24am.

LOL! it's Chris-Chan!!!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:23am.

Oh my.

Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:12am.

Nooooooo. I absolutely would not hit it.

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:11am.

Um, so he'd rather boil the unborn babies with his stomach acid??? I bet he "recycles" his friends' sperm, as well. This guy is obviously a bit off his rocker, so the humor is limited.