Which One Of These Hos Went Home On American Idol?
No, unfortunately Kara DioGOTOHELLALREADY was not the bitch who was sent back into the gutter of tears. The ho who was axed is after the jump. JUMP!!!
NOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOOO! Not Allison! Look at my little troll doll shedding one single tear. Sadness. The world is a cruel and ugly place! I will be pouring one out for my homey tonight. This wasn't supposed to happen.
This shit was all kinds of WRONG. Allison took a bullet for Danny Dykey and that's the truth. It made my teeth hurt when Danny said he thought his X-rated screech of death was "funny." Danny said he laughed about it all night. That shit was not funny. It killed spirits. Shit, people probably died over that shit. Tears were shed. There was blood. It was ugly. People shouldn't be exposed to that kind of horrific nonsense. But of course that ratty tatty ass tampon would laugh about it.
Poor, poor Allison. Bitch's farts probably sound better than Hokey's singing. He'll get his. Just watch. Yeah, right. You know his trick ass is going to win. Glamberace better pull some Showgirls shit and push Chokey down the stairs or pour Vicodin powder all over him so Paula swallow him whole. I know that queen has it in him.
Anyway, I'm going to go cuddle with my bong now and let it sing me to sleep. This hurts. We'll discuss the fuckery that is Paula Abdul tomorrow. I mean..... I. Need. To. Process. That. Mess.
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1-866-436-5702 - 1-866-436-5705 BITCHES START VOTING FOR KRIS!! NO GOKEY IN THE FINALS!!!!!!
I'm so freaking sad for Alli!! She didn't deserved this. Howling-what-his-name needs to be put down!! I will vote for the Big Gay Lion and the other boring guy, just to avoid A taylor Hicks 2.0, what the hell!!! America deserve another Taylor!!!, 'cause they voted off the awesome, wonderful Allison..and the boring guy (kind-of-cute)and the howling-douche stayed..The big Gay Lion is cool, loved him! OMG rainbows and unicorns are just arriving to my door..This is another episode of My little Pony..Frick! I need a drink!!
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finally, i've been saved from perez hilton... and found like-minded sane individuals that also hate chokey and are outraged at allison being cut. OUTRAGED. i never even thought i'd be watching that damn show, and it makes me even more mad that i got sucked in only to have this attrocity happen. did you see the audience in the front last night?!?! allison didn't have a chance--- it was like 12 year old girls going ga ga for the boys. the whole gokey widower thing also has also rang a little hollow for me--- i mean, could you go compete on a celebrity show three weeks or months or whatever after you just lost your spouse? something is fishy about that... very... i liked his friend that got cut at tryouts MUCH better than him. i think chokey only made it b/c they thought it'd make good copy to have that widower story- but now they have laid off of that. so who knows. i had this feeling that allison new that bastard was stealing her spot- and that's why she REALLY hit him during their group performance. in any case, i wanted to throw my glass through my tv when the inevitable cut happened... i actually think simon really liked allison and just knew the public wouldn't like certain things she did- and wanted her to bust out and really do it like she did after she got cut... maybe she should've done a different joplin song- like 'get it while you can' or something... but not 'piece of my heart' like stupid kara and randy suggested... ugh, i would like to believe that, like me, allison wanted to kick both of them in the head after her song even though kara came up to her begging for a hug. that would've really burned my ass if i were allison. she's a polite girl, but i'd like to think that she wanted to punch kara... i wish she would've. she and randy should've been shot for suggesting piece of my heart... tho the dumbass voters might've liked it better. so maybe i'm the fool...
Paula should take her old ass and sit the fuck down and while she's at it take Gwen and her 90's fuckery with her!
Axl would have been a better mentor then Slash.
Bet Kris Allen had John Lennon rolling in his crypt.
Kris is the only reason I even watch this season and even then I have the volume muted...with a bottle of lube and poppers. He needs to stay around until the end.
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Sadness. Her farewell performance was fabulous -- better than the night before. I swear, she was the only one who sang with any soul. So -- Kris, Adam, Danny -- I don't even care who wins. I hate Adam but at this point, I guess he should win. At least he has stage presence though I can't fathom who would listen to his music without the visual aspect. He should get himself to Vegas real quick and get a showroom built/named after him.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:53am.
Hahhaha "anonymous munchkins." I also noticed that she seemed to turn to Adam more than the others. I prefer Adam over the other 2 boys as well. Gokey gives off a stuck-up creepster vibe, and Kris is probably one of those guys whose wife doesn't allow him to have female friends.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Totally ridic. . .she was the only one of them that could sing. She was never pitchy, always hit the notes. Fuckery I say!
Of course it's fixed! & anyone who's surprised by this obviously hasn't watched any of the previous seasons.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:47am.
I actually cried a tear for Allison. When she was saying goodbye to the 3 guys, she reminded me of Dorothy at the end of "The Wizard of Oz".
She hugged and kissed Adam like he was the Scarecrow, but the other 2 could have been anonymous munchkins!
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 10:13am.
Allison at her worst is infinitely better than Danny-Boy. What a rip-off.
Amen. Allison is MUCH better than Danny and Kris. I wasn't always her biggest fan, but I always liked her better than those 2 guys. I get the Kris appeal, but Danny.... ugh. Gross.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
FIXED 100%.. I didnt' see one poll that had her on the bottom.. i'm now disgusted and officially done watching this show. Not because I thought she would win, but she is SO OBVIOUSLY more talented than Kris and Chokey.
@snowpiece..
yeah, a seperate post would be good.. I still want to know if it's a slap in the face to the contestants when your "judge" gets up and lip synchs to her new song ..meanwhile they have to practice and go in front of millions of people live and get critiqued every week?!?!?!?!
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:55am.
I agree with everything you said except the part where you said if Allison had sung that well every week, Chokey would be gone, not her.
While it's true that everybody's "swan song" seems to be their best singing, Allison at her worst is infinitely better than Danny-Boy. What a rip-off.
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My kid saw No Doubt last Sunday and while I sitting(forever) in the parking lot waiting to pick her up..every other word outta Gwens mouth was FUCK !..FUCKING !MUTHAFUCKAS!...
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Paula was awful last night and I'm still laughing this morning. She can't dance like she used to either.
I'm in an extremely foul mood today, so I ain't sugar coating shit. Gwen fucking Stefani has NO business being on a show about singing. & wasn't the theme rock week? When the fuck did lame-ass No Doubt become rock?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:51am.
I love "Just a Girl" so I was happy they chose to do that song, but unfortunately it just wasn't the same :( I don't know if they tried to update the vocals or what, but it was just a little too rough for me to love it.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I was SO pissed that Allison was booted over Gokey. I FUCKING HATE GOKEY. He always has this pompous, superior look on his face, and his voice just grates my soul. HATE!
Allison's performance last night was AMAZING. She had nothing to lose, so she wasn't nervous and was just having fun. If she had sang like that every week, I think she would've gotten farther. Girl definitely has a career ahead of her though, no doubt about that.
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This is how you start off the day right! Getting to work and being able to read this shit with your coffee first thing in the morning.
MK said...
"Glamberace better pull some Showgirls shit and push Chokey down the stairs or pour Vicodin powder all over him so Paula swallow him whole. I know that queen has it in him."
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Plus, who doesn't love some Vickie powders? Mmmm.
so what about No Doubt? At first I was happy they were singing that "old" song but then I was like, "hey, wait a minute. you went off, had a solo career, two kids, became a designer and here you are back trying to be that same little girl again? I'm not buying it."
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THIS IS HOW THE FINALE WILL BE: SUPER CHRISTIAN WIDOWER GOKEY VS. FLAMBOYANT AND GAY/BI ADAM SHOWDOWN
Kris, who is a married man has been a surprise but he's not a polarizing figure. He doesn't wear his religion on his sleeve yet he's not afraid to get down music wise. With the right management he will be the Daughtry this year.
What kind of music will Adam put out? I can only see him touring in Joseph and the Dreamcoat. Gokey is Taylor Hicks 2.0
snowpiece on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:29am
ahahahahaha...It was all very LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, WEEEEEEEEE, IMA FEREVAH A GIRL!
AND On the same day her drug addiction comes out.
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Danny=Daughtry??? Not really ha ha more like Taylor Hicks!
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brandi: OMG Paula! I jsut knew she was going to be age innappropriate. My bf was like "isn't she a little old for this?" LMAO
On the news this am they were comparing her to Britney! LOL
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This is fixed! Adam being in the bottom two last week? Allison leaving before Danny? Yeah, right.
AI is becoming too fangirl for me. The girl singers don't stand a chance anymore. People who vote are either Twilighters or church-goers. Which explains why Kris and Danny are still there.
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Yep, still fucking MAD!
But let's touch on Paula for a moment, shall we...
I still don't know what that steaming pile of hot mess was but it was almost like a Boot Leg version of Broke Boot Move Shitney from the ever epic and never forgotten VMA's after a helium explosion.
But FUCK CHOKEY!
TEAM ADAM FTW!!!!!
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eec LMAO I loved your whole post
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NOOOOOOOO
I really don't understand why people vote for Gokey. Yes, he's a good singer but he has ZERO star quality and we don't need another Justin Timberlake-Robin Thicke 3.0 hybrid of douchery! We just don't!
First Anoop, now Allison what the hell is going on?!!
Adam better BRING it. Work Adam!
This.... is American Sausage Party!
I despised Pokey from day #1 - he is so fake I turned diabetic after hearing his tale of woe. I agree w/ 1st class to hell's post! Allison was robbed but will go far I predict & be around for years to come! She was too good for AI. Pokey dresses like a dork, is a chubby perv & his smile makes me gag! and yep those glasses - plzzzzzzzzzzz.
Supposidly Allison won a Telemundo contest in another country - so what - Adam has been performing in plays, musicals et al for years - seems like a double standard?
Again, don't think ANYONE IN USA is voting for the guy just Paula & Ryan!? No one could like that thing Pokey, he is really HOKEY. Know the show is fake now.
Allison is the best, look how young she is & the way she can sing anything! She sings country, rock, metal, ballads, R&B you name it. Simon didn't like her & doesn't know talent. She is going to have a great career (did Janis proud last night) & I will buy her CD's - only one on AI I have ever said that about. All the stuff said about her was unfair & not true.
Gokey I call Pokey - must have something going w/ Ryan or Paula. Gokey needs to go back to the church choir, guy couldn't sing in the shower. I agree w/ Dirty Girl & everyone else on him...he is fake & does look like a molester. Gokey is in because it is fixed - has to be. Who is voting for Pokey Hokey no one is my guess - someone at Fox or Paula & Ryan???? He is one of the worst singers I have ever heard in my life. Husband said 12 yr old girls must be voting for him but I doubt anyone is.
Adam is good but started liking Allison better. Adam always sounds the same to me.
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Danny needs to go ASAP His cheesy antics are not amusing. Kris is more eye appealing Adam is the true winner I am a middle aged woman and I for one have disliked Danny from day 1 Churchy, widowed sympathy card DOES NOT get you AI title Much as I luv RDJ this hack can't compare. Adam for the WIN!
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 6:26am.
That whole post is hysterical!
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Who's Deb?? I actually voted for Kris, n-o-t because he's the best, but he was so out of his element and tried so hard. So when he was safe, I *knew* it would be Allison because she doesn't have the fan base and was often in the bottom 3. Of course, she's super talented but with 4 left, it was not gonna be Gokey or Adam to leave. It's not a given that Adam will win though he's my fave...just needs to switch gears and tone down the eyeliner a bit.
Isnt it a slap in the face to the contestants when your "judge" gets up and lip synchs to her new song ..meanwhile they have to practice and go in front of millions of people live and get critiqued every week?!?!?!?!
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Damn, that's messed up. I'm not an Alison fan, but I felt for sure Kris was going home. Adam better win this shit!
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As a Dlist recap AI follower only, I cannot comment on performances, but I have to say that AI is not good for Glambert! Woof! Suckin the hot out at a rapid rate! Run Glammy! Run!
The short one is cute as a button though!
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I'm in the UK and so can't vote for this fuckery so which whores stateside do I have to murder for putting that cunt Gokey in the top 3?
C'mon, I want names you bitches!
Let me guess, all the conservative cunts and religious retards vote for him by default because he represents their cuntarded "values" or somesuch shit?
Fuck that cunt. He's a semi-fat fart with a child-toucher face. He looks like he should be on a list somewhere.
You know his wife died just to get away from that mess.
Maybe its because the story broke that Allison won a contest similar to Idol before. I don't think for one second that they go by 'America's vote' They choose who they want to win.
I for one can't stand that Glitter Fairy and thats why I don't watch. He's too pompous. As for Danny, I like him. He will be this year's Chris Daughtry for sure
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Ah man..Superpop, Debb is not my saviour nor my lord. Debb expressed an opinion without name calling included. Your opinion differs from Debb and you can't accept that fact. I am not defending anyone per se, I just think that there was absolutely no need to drop something like 'retarded cunt' just because you love Adam. Debb doesn't. In fact, hatred was expressed in Debb's comment. But I did not see any insults...much less anything of the 'retarded cunt' caliber. But yeah ok whatever.
I hope it's a little bit clearer for you now, sweetheart. Don't forget to attack me again in your reply =) you just keep proving my point time and time and again. <3
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WTF Deb youre a dick head
Okay, drunk on the delete tab... delete...Debb is still an idiot!