No Chicken, No Peace!
Not since the great Popeye's uprising of two weeks ago, has there been a revolt this big over delicious chicken! As some of you may know, The Mighty Oprah handed down coupons for a free grilled chicken meal for today alone to absolutely fucking everyone! It has created CHAOS! I think a few dozen people already threw themselves out of office windows, because they couldn't get the stupid thing to print. And some whores that did manage to print out a coupon are getting SHUT DOWN when they go to their local KFC to get their chicken!
Gothamist reports that at a KFC on 42nd and Madison in NYC, bitches have staged a sit-in after they were told Oprah's free lunch was no longer valid. One person who was there wrote in, "I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?"
PETA is in their offices right now, laying back and jacking off to this. They are loving it. But seriously, over GRILLED chicken?! I could see if it was fried chicken, but grilled?! What in the eff am I supposed to do with grilled chicken? Stare at it?! Bitches are nuts. They should just go chew on a tire instead, because it probably tastes the same.
You know who else is jacking it to this? OPRAH herself! It's the power of the O at work! Gayle is going to get it good tonight, because this has put O in the best mood ever.
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Why are people losing their minds over something they never had? So you missed out on free stuff. So the fuck what. It's not like they're handing out gold bars. It's just chicken.
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Hahahaha LA! Definitely cholatized chicken!
Ewwww Incitatus. Now I have to go a Googling to find a nakey McRib.
(hi happy hour!!!!)
uhm. thats kind of fucking hilarious.
free chicken, huh. pssh.
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I happen to like their grilled chicken. It was a little dry but overall it was decent.
I was waiting on long line last Saturday and could you believe that there was a few people making the line with a "one free piece of chicken" coupon. ONE free piece? That was so fucking ghetto. I was embarrassed for them when I came in like Daddy Starbucks, when I cleaned house ordering three buckets for a family gathering I was going to.
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Where's Phoebe? Does she know about this?
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wtf
Eating beaks and feet make people that happy?
I agree, its grilled, why bother?? KFC has some yummy trashy fried chicken, but grilled? Ick. I am sure its still completely unhealthy & overprocessed & tastes like crap on top of it all...why not just indulge once in a great while & get the greasy fattening tastier version if you are going to be unhealthy anyway.
Grilled chicken at home tastes waaaaay better than any grilled fast food version & its definitely better for you.
People need to stop being so cheap & lazy...its not like you are starving.
KFC chicken is nasty anyways. It's all about the mashed potatos and the biscuits.. mmmmmmm. damnit now i am hungry.
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DeeDee on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
I think KFC's grilled chicken is as authentic as McDonald's McRib. The grill marks are pressed in and Bertha draws in the black marks with her eyeliner.
- bwahaha...Cholanized Chicken!
What?
WHAT?
Chicken Butt.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
For a woman who struggles with a life-long weight problem, she's giving coupons to KFC?? That is some crazy shit right there. And I'm curious to see the type of person who chooses waging a sit-in at a KFC for some chicken as a priority in life. They look like the Cyrus and the Spears families, correct?
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Well its grilled so im sure its much healtier..and if u get healthy sides like greens or green beans..you should be ok!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Are they gonna call 911 about too?
Grilled, Fried, it's FUCKING CHICKEN.
Learn how to cook.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
I think KFC's grilled chicken is as authentic as McDonald's McRib. The grill marks are pressed in and Bertha draws in the black marks with her eyeliner.
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I worked at McDonald's for a bit, and the McRib was the sickliest shade of gray I've ever seen before it's cooked. I still kind of love them though. I guess you could say I have low standards about what I put in my body;)
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A crazy man's utopia
I'd want my mother fucking chicken too.
I say viva la revolucion!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
I think KFC's grilled chicken is as authentic as McDonald's McRib. The grill marks are pressed in and Bertha draws in the black marks with her eyeliner.
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Ahhhhhh....
Has anyone tasted the new chiken yet? Is it any good?
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Way to go Oomprah.
HERE IS AN IDEA FUCKS..GET A FUCKING LIFE AND JOB SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN DOWN TO THIS SHIT HOLE OR WAIT IN LINE AT DENNY'S FOR 44 HOURS TO GET A FUCKING PANCAKE!!! AND OPRAH'S FAT ASS THINKS THAT THESE SIDES ARE FUCKING HEALTHY?? THE COLE SLAW IS ALL FUCKING MAYO, THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALL BUTTER AND THE BISCUIT IS ALL SHIT...NO WONDER OPRAH IS SUCH A FUCKING FAT BITCH!!!
I just want a coupon for their mashed potatoes. Mmm mmm MMM! Crack with gravy, even though they taste like the styrofoam container they come in.
Pffft. A sit-in and chaos over a fucking free chicken meal. Pathetic.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
ha ha you brave one!
Someone emailed this promo, and when I clicked on the link, it stated that a coupon printer program had to be installed first, and you had to accept the agreement. I read the agreement and it sounded to me that you were allowing the promo company to install a tracker program on your computer. I don't think one night of living in your bathroom is worth the risk. Notice in the fine print that it states that the License Keys will not be removed with the software is uninstalled.
"This software uses anonymous, assigned numbers and/or anonymous information about your computer or device (“License Keys”) that enable you to print a limited number of coupons, serialized certificates, and other copyrighted and trademarked material ("Content"). No personal information is required or collected in connection with the installation or operation of the software. The License Keys identify your computer or device, authorize access to the Content, and will only be used in strict compliance with our Privacy Policy. The License Keys will not be removed when the Software is uninstalled."
I think KFC's grilled chicken is as authentic as McDonald's McRib. The grill marks are pressed in and Bertha draws in the black marks with her eyeliner.
For a woman who struggles with a life-long weight problem, she's giving coupons to KFC?? That is some crazy shit right there. And I'm curious to see the type of person who chooses waging a sit-in at a KFC for some chicken as a priority in life. They look like the Cyrus and the Spears families, correct?
Oprah = fried chicken = stereo typical much?
There. I said it.
The beauty of small town living, the KFC 20min away is happily serving free food!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:35pm.
KFC is Bojangles bitch! well, i like boston market too.
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Anyone for a bout of Chicken Flu?
OH HELL NO! I have two coupons sitting in my printer tray right now. I was gonna go tomorrow after work. OH HELL NAW! I live in Florida. You may see me on the news.
I prefer fried over grilled too but I prefer free more plus it has two side with it. My daughter got hers today after school. She walked there and just finished eating I didn't hear of any backlash. I'll have to wait and see though.....
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whatever. kfc is boston markets bitch!!!!
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Don't those Oprah loving fools know that there is no such thing as a free lunch?
didnt KFC Know this would happen when it was publicized on the big O's show
This is definitely the right way to save the Americans from obesity! Well done, Oprah!
Give up the nasty KFC chicken! People have a right to shit their brains out!
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