No Chicken, No Peace!
Not since the great Popeye's uprising of two weeks ago, has there been a revolt this big over delicious chicken! As some of you may know, The Mighty Oprah handed down coupons for a free grilled chicken meal for today alone to absolutely fucking everyone! It has created CHAOS! I think a few dozen people already threw themselves out of office windows, because they couldn't get the stupid thing to print. And some whores that did manage to print out a coupon are getting SHUT DOWN when they go to their local KFC to get their chicken!
Gothamist reports that at a KFC on 42nd and Madison in NYC, bitches have staged a sit-in after they were told Oprah's free lunch was no longer valid. One person who was there wrote in, "I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?"
PETA is in their offices right now, laying back and jacking off to this. They are loving it. But seriously, over GRILLED chicken?! I could see if it was fried chicken, but grilled?! What in the eff am I supposed to do with grilled chicken? Stare at it?! Bitches are nuts. They should just go chew on a tire instead, because it probably tastes the same.
You know who else is jacking it to this? OPRAH herself! It's the power of the O at work! Gayle is going to get it good tonight, because this has put O in the best mood ever.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:26pm.
NEVER. EVER. EVER!!! eat KFC.
That is all.
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is it because of that video with the chicken abuse? that had me off chicken for SIX months.
People are fuckin lunatics for free shit! We have this place called Chik-Fil-A where I live and when a new one opened they promised free chicken for a year to the first 100 people, or some such shit. So I'm driving down the road, minding my own fucking business when I see people CAMPING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER outside the goddamn place. And it wasn't even set to open for days! Beyond madness.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:25pm.
Hahahahah! Reminds me of my friend from high school that was all goth and worked at Po'Boys Restaraunt (a country chain) and had to answer the phone 'Po' to go' and ask people if they wanted a bellywasher(a drank).
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I could have handled the "Po to go", but I would have drawn the line at "bellywasher".
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:34pm.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
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Hahahahahahahahaha, well said, man, well said!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I don't get it either. grilled chicken?? no thanks.
It's not about animals being eaten - I'm no vegetarian. It's about the crap they add to that food and the HORRIBLY inhumane (that word is such a crock, really) way those particular animals are treated.
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Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:08pm.
Someone emailed me this bullshit coupon yesterday. I had to "install" some special printer program crap. I did not even print one and it said something along the lines of "you cannot print anymore coupons due to a maximum number already printed". I did not print out even ONE! Fuck this shit. I could careless. Totally not worth the wait of a long ass line for cold flattened chicken along side the scum dirtbag residents of the city I live in. No thanks.
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The same thing happened to me.
First off, why do we need to install some fuckin' software on our computer just to print out shit. That's Pure de Fuckery right there.
Second, I had the SAME PROBLEM! But I kept trying and trying and it finally printed out. I think they made it difficult on purpose because they knew that assholes were going to raid KFCs all over the country and act crazy for free chicken. They were hoping many would be discouraged, but it didn't work.
You know, this has happened before. Remember the free breakfast at Denny's after the super bowl. Denny's all over the country said they were raided by Americans begging for their free meal. You can't give shit out for free and not expect a riot! That's fuckin' UN-American!!!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
Animals are for eating. So long as I don't have to kill it myself. I'll remain forcably ignorant to the killings.
NEVER. EVER. EVER!!! eat KFC.
That is all.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:00pm.
No one in KFC has ever said "what have ye wrought?"
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In KFC's defense, I don't think I've heard any other restaurants say that either....except for
"Ye Olde Tavern" in Shreveport.
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Hahahahah! Reminds me of my friend from high school that was all goth and worked at Po'Boys Restaraunt (a country chain) and had to answer the phone 'Po' to go' and ask people if they wanted a bellywasher(a drank). She got all dull-face-crisp-articulation on it.
Jim
You crack my shit up!!! I have tears in my eyes!!
On topic - The chicken is good peeps. I printed my coupon this morning with no trouble.
Ugh. I live in Rochester, so I saw that Popeye's piece live on the news, and at the time, days before it went "viral," I was thinking it was some racist, piece-of-shit reporting. And another thing: We here in Rochester have Wegmans, one of the best - if not The Best - grocery chains in the country. You can go there, drop a few bucks, and walk out with a healthy, fresh meal for your family. No need to head to Popeyes' drive-thru in your leased Lexus, behaving as if they just ran out of the last food on earth in an attempt to starve your children. Fuck.
Don't eat that shit!!
http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/f-kfc_fried_videos.asp
Yeah, that's a PETA link and they're crazies but I don't care. There's killing chickens and there's BRUTALLY killing chickens. They use farms that employ meth-heads who enjoy stomping and tormenting them to speed metal.
Man I didn't even become vegetarian because of animal rights but I have my limits.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:13pm.
THANKS. I think i'm headed to new orleans for good at the end of july.
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New Orleans is different than the rest of La; it is so many things: haunting, beautiful, busy, historical, lots of blues & ragtime music, and the architecture is amazing. But I saw it before Katrina, so I don't know if it has changed. Good luck with your move.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 05/06/2009 -
Sluttsville, are you in LA?
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No, I lived there for 3 years, I moved away 6-7 years ago.
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THANKS. I think i'm headed to new orleans for good at the end of july.
I hate KFC so I'm just enjoying reading the comments from people losing their shit because the coupon won't download or print. Or their local KFC won't take the stupid coupon. "It's not working and I really need this to feed my kids!" WTF these people can obviously afford the internets which aint cheap but they can't afford to feed their kids without a free coupon for KFC?
Submitted by jim on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:03pm.
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JIM/CHARLE - WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? COMEDY GOLD!!!!!
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 05/06/2009 -
Sluttsville, are you in LA?
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No, I lived there for 3 years, I moved away 6-7 years ago.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:04pm.
You're at work, right? Have the IT guy fix it if your network crashes. It's a FREE CHICKEN LUNCH.
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*slaps forehead* Geez, what was I thinking. Btw, I replied back to the friend a warning of the "License Key" agreement so she had to do another mass email to warn everyone, and they were not happy. I kinda felt like you when you said that Jack Bauer was not real earlier.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:06pm.
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Sluttsville, are you in LA?
the point is, if kfc said people could get free chicken with the coupon, then they should honor the coupon. that's what i'm sayin
(keep the chicken. i loves those crumbly buttery biscuits dunked in hot gravy an mashed tators! nummy nummy)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:06pm.
You always get to go to the fancy places. *pouting*
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:54pm.
All that chaos over chicken? really?. Are they really THAT poor or are they so cheap they can't pay for their own food?. It's ridiculous.
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Dude. SO MANY BITCHES ARE LIKE THAT. FUCK. THEY LIVE FOR EVERY LAST SINGLE THING THEY CAN SQUEEZE FOR FREE. I HATE THAT. LAST NIGHT ALL I HEARD ABOUT WAS THE FREE-GIFT-WITH-PURCHASE-AT-ESTE-LAUDER. I PRETENDED TO GIVE A FUCK FOR LIKE 1 MINUTE THEN I LEFT TO DANCE BY MYSELF.
Someone emailed me this bullshit coupon yesterday. I had to "install" some special printer program crap. I did not even print one and it said something along the lines of "you cannot print anymore coupons due to a maximum number already printed". I did not print out even ONE! Fuck this shit. I could careless. Totally not worth the wait of a long ass line for cold flattened chicken along side the scum dirtbag residents of the city I live in. No thanks.
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Yeah! today's economy sucks, but making such a fuzz over some free fast food crap is way too much when there are other cheaper and healthier alternatives. Such behaviour belongs to trully TRULLY poor "third-world country" starving humans.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:00pm.
No one in KFC has ever said "what have ye wrought?"
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In KFC's defense, I don't think I've heard any other restaurants say that either....except for
"Ye Olde Tavern" in Shreveport.
Someone who lives in Manhattan needs to go take a pic of these idiots having a "sit-in" over grilled chicken!
Idiots all the way here. Oprah for promoting KFC, KFC for selling Dirty Bird, and people for eating there!! Don't they know the poutine is the only thing worth getting?? hee.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:45pm.
Someone emailed this promo, and when I clicked on the link, it stated that a coupon printer program had to be installed first, and you had to accept the agreement.
You're at work, right? Have the IT guy fix it if your network crashes. It's a FREE CHICKEN LUNCH.
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You are so hot.
I JUST HEARD THE COUPONS WERE NO GOOD, BECAUSE OPRAH'S FAT FUCKING ASS CAME IN AND ATE ALL THE FUCKING CHICKEN HER FAT SELF!!!! FUCK OPRAH AND HER FUCKING RACIST FUCKING SHOW..FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT!!!
For 3.99 I'll go to the local taqueria for a GD real meat burrito over this artery clogging bullshit.
So, let me see if I get the logic here. KFC is now offering grilled chicken, as in, better than fried, to be healthier, yet, still accompanied by a biscuit, cole slaw and or mashed taters?
Oxymoron much?
Submitted by jim on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:48pm.
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THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT!!!!!
No one in KFC has ever said "what have ye wrought?"
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You are so hot.
Fuck people and their whacked sense of entitlement.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:54pm.
All that chaos over chicken? really?. Are they really THAT poor or are they so cheap they can't pay for their own food?. It's ridiculous.
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Some people are that poor and cheap nowadays with this economy...but I say if the regular 3.99 is eaasily affordable for you....you should skip all this fuckery and just pay for it. 3.99 isnt that much...
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Calm the fuck down people! All you get is a foot, a beak and a neck anyway!
This thread has made me hungry, goddamn it.
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:35pm.
OH HELL NO! I have two coupons sitting in my printer tray right now. I was gonna go tomorrow after work. OH HELL NAW! I live in Florida. You may see me on the news.
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We might see you on dlisted if you call 911!
No way would I use those coupons, what if KFC had "special" pieces for the coupon holders. Heck, KFC doesn't even appeal to me even if it's free.
Submitted by jim on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:48pm.
HERE IS AN IDEA FUCKS..GET A FUCKING LIFE AND JOB SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN DOWN TO THIS SHIT HOLE OR WAIT IN LINE AT DENNY'S FOR 44 HOURS TO GET A FUCKING PANCAKE!!! AND OPRAH'S FAT ASS THINKS THAT THESE SIDES ARE FUCKING HEALTHY?? THE COLE SLAW IS ALL FUCKING MAYO, THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALL BUTTER AND THE BISCUIT IS ALL SHIT...NO WONDER OPRAH IS SUCH A FUCKING FAT BITCH!!!
CHARLES MANSON
JIM ITS NO WONDER A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE FAT BITCHES AND OPRAH IS NO EXECPTION. YOU START EATING 3000 CALORIES A DAY AND SOONER OR FUCKING LATER YOULL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WHALE. THE ONLY FUN PART IS WHEN YOU HAVENT EATEN IN ABOUT TWO DAYS AND YOUR DRUNK OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS ASKING YOUR NEIGHBOR TO GO TO KFC AND GET SOME TENDERS WITH BAR-B-QUE AND HONEY MUSTARD AND A FUCKING DOUBLE ORDER OF MASH WITH EXTRA EXTRA GRAVY. THATS WHERE THE FUCKING FUN PART COMES IN WHEN YOU TAKE THE TENDER AND START DIPPING IT IN SAUCE AND THEN THE FUCKING MASH AND GRAVY.
Well so far I've had two bags of doritos, and Ice cream cone and a box of hot tamales. I can't exactly talk about healthy eating, but what's up with people and free shit! I don't get it.
I will however cut a skank for some Free Ice Cream.
Priorities. IDK how to make Ice Scream.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
someone needs to do a taste test...
kfc grilled vs. el pollo loco...which is better?
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Hahahahahahahahaha, that's too funny.
The Manhattan KFCs aren't going to give away shit! The rents are too high for that kind of fuckery.
I printed mine out this morning, after several attempts. I sent the link to everyone I know and I'm going to make copies. You can't tell a copy from a print if it's in Black and White.
You can't give away free chicken- folks go fuckin' crazy!!! *LOL*
I will use my coupon in Queens or LI because the fuckers in Manhattan won't accept it. The head office better wake up the Colonel and tell those Manhatta fuckers to start taking those coupons.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:54pm.
Why are people losing their minds over something they never had? So you missed out on free stuff. So the fuck what. It's not like they're handing out gold bars. It's just chicken.
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Cause Oprah said so.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
For a woman who struggles with a life-long weight problem, she's giving coupons to KFC?? That is some crazy shit right there. And I'm curious to see the type of person who chooses waging a sit-in at a KFC for some chicken as a priority in life. They look like the Cyrus and the Spears families, correct?
Maybe Oprah is knocking boots with Kernal Sanders?
All that chaos over chicken? really?. Are they really THAT poor or are they so cheap they can't pay for their own food?. It's ridiculous.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.