No Chicken, No Peace!
Not since the great Popeye's uprising of two weeks ago, has there been a revolt this big over delicious chicken! As some of you may know, The Mighty Oprah handed down coupons for a free grilled chicken meal for today alone to absolutely fucking everyone! It has created CHAOS! I think a few dozen people already threw themselves out of office windows, because they couldn't get the stupid thing to print. And some whores that did manage to print out a coupon are getting SHUT DOWN when they go to their local KFC to get their chicken!
Gothamist reports that at a KFC on 42nd and Madison in NYC, bitches have staged a sit-in after they were told Oprah's free lunch was no longer valid. One person who was there wrote in, "I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago...and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken...or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?"
PETA is in their offices right now, laying back and jacking off to this. They are loving it. But seriously, over GRILLED chicken?! I could see if it was fried chicken, but grilled?! What in the eff am I supposed to do with grilled chicken? Stare at it?! Bitches are nuts. They should just go chew on a tire instead, because it probably tastes the same.
You know who else is jacking it to this? OPRAH herself! It's the power of the O at work! Gayle is going to get it good tonight, because this has put O in the best mood ever.
Ha Ha Ha......Oprah is a fat fuck who deserves to be shot!!!!
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I went into a KFC yesterday randomly to get dinner for my husband and me. It was CRAZY (I'm in TX). There were people everywhere and they were all mad. There were at least three cashiers having to handle each transation, together. After I heard a lady say, "It's been 40 minutes! WHERE is my food?" I left. I had no idea it was because of Oprah! Stupid freakin' Oprah! Curses!
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Staging a protest because you didn't get something you aren't entitled to anyway? People really are disgusting scroungers. If you told people to go to a crack house in East New York on Christmas Eve at 3:00 am for some free dog shit on a stick, they would show up. I guess all those people who staged sit ins for civil rights or to end wars must feel really stupid right now that their priorities were so fucked up.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:34pm.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
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Um we're made of meat, So I guess throw some BBQ sauce on me!
And this is absoulutly crazy DUMBASS CHEAP FUCKS! I tried this chicken like a week ago and it was AWFUL!!! Beyone belief! Not even ranch dressing helped it! The regular recipe is hella betta.
I just got over food poisoning from KFC ... I ate it Sunday - it obliterated my insides.
I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin
That's another thing: I can't trust anyone who tells me to 'unthink' anything.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
"unthink what you thought about us" FUCK OFF! they use battery hens! scum of the earth!
i tried some of that this past weekend...it tasted more like rotisserie than grilled. and when i asked for ranch they gave me bbq, that made me kind of mad b/c they don't sound remotely similar, but i already drove off and i wasn't about to turn around because i was super tired and didn't want to drive there in the first place. it was a favor for someone. anyway, i don't know why i'm ranting. the point is that the chicken is definitely not worth all that
Can't stand Oprah, who's to blame for this fuckery.
This is exactly why I like to bring my own live chicken to work....whack its head off and cook it myself. It's a little messy with the guts and the feathers but it's totally worth it.
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It's probably all the 500lb. fat asses who live on "disability" so they don't have to work freeing up a lot of time so they can go sit at KFC and protest not getting their two pieces of chicken. Dumbasses. Granted, I printed up a couple, but I sure as hell will not wait there to use them. If it's busy, then oh well!! Get a life, losers.
Geez, buy a chicken, throw some spices on it, and bake it. It's not that expensive, and you get more than two pieces.
If I get excited about getting something free, it would be for something I can't make myself, like ice cream.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 6:07pm
I'm always afraid when I see big glops of mayo
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Forget jizz. When I was 16 I worked at Wendy's drive though and the window was open all the time and there were always gnats flying in and landing in the mayo. I would try to pick them out with the knife but I probably never got them all.
We tried to use our coupon today and the chick a the counter told us it would be a 30 minute wait. There were only a couple of people there. Very shady.
I don't belong to PETA or have an office but the laying back and jacking off part is all me
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 6:07pm
I'm always afraid when I see big glops of mayo. You just can't trust fastfood workers. I once knew this pothead who would jizz in the cream gravy at Sonic. Dirty fucker.
I printed four of those coupons. I haven't tried to use any yet. I figured that riots would break out. You know how people get over free shit. I worked an information table that was giving away umbrellas once. People were literally pushing and jostling other people around them just to get one. It's just a freaking $3 umbrella!! WTF?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Um....
Yes some people are really that fucking poor. Although I wouldn't stand in a mile long line and kill a bitch over some damn chicken-I'm one of them..
I can see how someone would get pissed.
Shit, some of these people were counting on this free meal to supplement their grocery bill....
I'm not mad at them
Balenciaga Bitch ~ that chick would not eat anything white?? How about salt??
What did her boyfriend have to say about his? Did she ever swallow or was that off limits too?
PS: good to see you in the DListed evening rounds!
"I once knew a girl who wouldnt eat ANYTHING white! Ranch, mayo, tartar sauce...and she was dead serious, in the 3 years I knew her nothing whiter than beige entered her mouth!
So of course I would eat sour cream tacos and fries drenced in ranch all the time around her...Id even hold off eating for a few hours until she was free to eat with me just so I could do it!"
Wow, some trauma with "White or beige sauce" must have sent her over the edge. Id love to hear that story!
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Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:11pm.
My cousin worked at KFC in the 70s and when they got bored they used to empty the vacuum dust into the '14 herbs and spices'...
hahahaha. 14 herbs, spices, and dirt.
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I love that people will protest and "sit in" over not getting free chicken but when it comes to civil liberties no one wants to do a damn thing.
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Submitted by jim on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:48pm.
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i can't get my damn coupon FUCK MAN!
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I waited in the KFC drive-thru for 45 minutes tonight.
Somebody asked if people are really this desperate and broke?
It's 3 days until Pay Day, and YES.
My workplace actually sent the link out to everybody via email, so if we get a bunch of trackers and viruses on the network, at least I can't be blamed.
P.S. The chicken is crappy.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 6:07pm.
@lucky charms
Im gonna have to disagree. The Wendys Spicy Chicken sandwich is the best. Leaf lettuce no mayo....nothing against mayo but certain condiments bring out the homo-phobia in me
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I once knew a girl who wouldnt eat ANYTHING white! Ranch, mayo, tartar sauce...and she was dead serious, in the 3 years I knew her nothing whiter than beige entered her mouth!
So of course I would eat sour cream tacos and fries drenced in ranch all the time around her...Id even hold off eating for a few hours until she was free to eat with me just so I could do it!
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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:31pm.
THE BEST CHICKEN SANDWICH IS BK'S TENDER CRISPS. I EAT ONE TO TWO OF THOSE FUCKERS A WEEK. EXTRA MAYO AND LETTUCE.
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BK has surprisingly good sandwhiches....I used to love those angus burgers..not like a burger at all but so good!
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@lucky charms
Im gonna have to disagree. The Wendys Spicy Chicken sandwich is the best. Leaf lettuce no mayo....nothing against mayo but certain condiments bring out the homo-phobia in me
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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:50pm.
Thanks for the tip, Charlie. My first job was at BK, when we had to sneak out and smoke bowls just to cope with the orange and brown polyester uniforms, the pervy fat-ass manager and his FIVE ugly, greasy, fat, bullying daughters, and yeah, the FOOD!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
what is it about chicken that brings out the worse in folks....
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:43pm.
"Are you crazy, Chick-Fil-A is a whole different story...if Oprah had coupons for Chick-Fil-A, I would have downloaded every virus & trojan to print out coupons. Their waffle fries are gooooood eatin'"
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Chick-Fil-A is worth slappin a bitch for a sammie. And waffle fries of course. No Chick-Fil-A in LA, but we have Sharky's out here (delicious mexican fast food) so it's a fair trade. And amazing weather. AND MAYBE LEGAL POT!!!! *crosses fingers*
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:31pm.
THE BEST CHICKEN SANDWICH IS BK'S TENDER CRISPS. I EAT ONE TO TWO OF THOSE FUCKERS A WEEK. EXTRA MAYO AND LETTUCE.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:35pm.
It's not about animals being eaten - I'm no vegetarian. It's about the crap they add to that food and the HORRIBLY inhumane (that word is such a crock, really) way those particular animals are treated.
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ITA. I don't eat there because of their practices, but PETA also takes everything too far the other way. Vegetarianism isn't for everyone, but respect is. Bitches. lol.
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:43pm.
OMG, I grew up on Chick-fil-a sammies! There aren't any near Chicago, so I was so happy when McDonalds basically ripped them off with the "Southern Chicken" sandwich. Make mine with extra pickles, please!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Cheap asses! I just got a coupon in the mail for this stuff priced at $1.99. $1.99! I know we're in a recession but damn you can't give up 2 dollars for some nasty chicken? I'd rather eat yummy delicious chicken at Bill Miller's. Mmmmm chicken strips....
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:43pm.
"Are you crazy, Chick-Fil-A is a whole different story...if Oprah had coupons for Chick-Fil-A, I would have downloaded every virus & trojan to print out coupons. Their waffle fries are gooooood eatin'"
Yeah, I will admit Chik-Fil-A is pretty fuckin delicious...way better than KFC! I live in Louisville but I can't say I've ever eaten it... I will harm some waffle fries and a Chik-Fil-A samich!
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
@xerquina:
And that's what bothers me so about PETA...see that? How you have to qualify? Assure people you are not insane? Fight to prove that these atrocities do, in fact, exist and that if we can learn to sacrifice a few of the multitude of luxuries we enjoy, we might be able, together, to help to eradicate them. But now, of course, thanks to PETA, if you choose to speak up about it; to advocate; to live it, you must be crazy. Bother!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
My cousin worked at KFC in the 70s and when they got bored they used to empty the vacum dust into the '14 herbs and spices'...
I havent been near KFC since and I wont be starting now- free crap or not...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
This Orca shit just made life a hella LOT WORSE for thousands/millions of chickens. I hope that careless bitch chokes to deth on her next chicken bone. I've always been on the fence over Orca, but not after today.
I printed mine out and got my free chicken from the KFC/Taco Bell down the street. They called it an Oprah Meal.
It was juicy, tasty chicken. They may flash-fry it before putting it on the grill - it was that juicy.
I typically try and avoid KFC (health reasons - you eat KFC and unless you are blessed with a great metabolism, you get fat) but given my bank account now, free food is free food.
Hey most people like free stuff. I don't care if you're a homeless bum or a fucking gazillionaire, the promise of free stuff turns people into crazed, foaming at the mouth bitches.
I did this walk for a breast cancer charity once. After the walk they always give away goodie bags full of free shit to people who participate. Well we got our goodie bag and were getting to ready to leave and pando-fucking-monium broke out at this stall a few feet away. Apparently they forgot to put one of the items in the goodie bags so they were handing them out to people. First come, first serve, if they ran out you were shitouttaluck. The free thing? An uber-tacky stuffed pink poodle with a ribbon with fake rhinestones around its neck. People were clawing, pushing, shoving, trampling small children, to get these damn pink poodles. Now I could understand if it was a bunch of 8 year old girls or gay men doing this clawing, but it was basically a bunch of middle-aged, grown ass women acting like crack addicted monkeys needing a fix.
PS I still have my pink poodle somewhere.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:26pm.
NEVER. EVER. EVER!!! eat KFC.
That is all.
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is it because of that video with the chicken abuse? that had me of chicken for SIX months.
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I've seen/read/heard about a lot of ugly abusive things done in order to animals to make them into food, KFC was up there among the worst. They throw SO much away too. Even in grocery stores...SO much of that abuse and slaughter and packaging and gas used so they can throw a quarter of it in the garbage. That really bothers me and KFC is a HUGE offender there too. Like I said: I'm no vegetarian but I don't even LIKE the idea of eating all that fear and misery and the smegma covered antibiotics ...just blech. If people would stop eating there...gah. Whatever. Nobody cares
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i hardly eat anything from outside. my mom is a chef.even though i'm no PETA loonie it still sickens to hear and see some of the shit they put animals through.
Submitted by CeeCee on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:20pm.
Don't eat that shit!!
http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/f-kfc_fried_videos.asp
Yeah, that's a PETA link and they're crazies but I don't care. There's killing chickens and there's BRUTALLY killing chickens. They use farms that employ meth-heads who enjoy stomping and tormenting them to speed metal.
Man I didn't even become vegetarian because of animal rights but I have my limits.
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I'M TOTALLY WITH YA CEE CEE.
THANKS 4 POSTING THE LINK. I WON'T WATCH IT - I'VE SEEN PLENTY, BUT I HOPE OTHER PEOPLE SEE IT. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND 4EVER ABOUT EATING MEAT. IT'S EVIL HOW THEY'RE TREATED. and i figure rectal cancer is the karmic return for that. i knew this fat 300lb muthafucker who ate like a i don't know what. he thought he was the king of the world. I think he's resting in hell now. Died last year of colon cancer that spread. He was too busy eating to notice.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:26pm.
NEVER. EVER. EVER!!! eat KFC.
That is all.
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is it because of that video with the chicken abuse? that had me of chicken for SIX months.
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I've seen/read/heard about a lot of ugly abusive things done in order to animals to make them into food, KFC was up there among the worst. They throw SO much away too. Even in grocery stores...SO much of that abuse and slaughter and packaging and gas used so they can throw a quarter of it in the garbage. That really bothers me and KFC is a HUGE offender there too. Like I said: I'm no vegetarian but I don't even LIKE the idea of eating all that fear and misery and the smegma covered antibiotics ...just blech. If people would stop eating there...gah. Whatever. Nobody cares.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:39pm.
People are fuckin lunatics for free shit! We have this place called Chik-Fil-A where I live and when a new one opened they promised free chicken for a year to the first 100 people, or some such shit. So I'm driving down the road, minding my own fucking business when I see people CAMPING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER outside the goddamn place. And it wasn't even set to open for days! Beyond madness.
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Are you crazy, Chick-Fil-A is a whole different story...if Oprah had coupons for Chick-Fil-A, I would have downloaded every virus & trojan to print out coupons. Their waffle fries are gooooood eatin'.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:22pm.
Ugh. I live in Rochester, so I saw that Popeye's piece live on the news, and at the time, days before it went "viral," I was thinking it was some racist, piece-of-shit reporting. And another thing: We here in Rochester have Wegmans
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.