Wednesday, May 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Cisco Adler Of Hamsters
Here's a clip of a tiny hamster with a serious case of the tireds. You'd always want to be napping too if you had fluffy balls like that to lay on all day and night.
AND when he isn't sleeping, he can totally teabag himself!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:44pm.
36 1/2 weeks.
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:29pm.
Damn, you're pretty patient. I would have just jumped the median and given him the finger.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:31pm.
I SECOND being sick of today and want this shit to end.
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:43pm.
You have your reasons for staying this relationship. Like all addicts, you'll quit him when you ready to.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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chefcammi - how far along are you?
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:36pm.
what do you mean your mans a G?? i meant 'an L' as in a blunt. that's what we call em :)
but yes -DAY, WE ARE SICK OF YOU. PLEASE END. NOW. :)
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Oh, Thought you meant something else. Please excuse the stupid. It's running rampant today.
But the other meaning was clear, and that is PLEASE FRIDAY NIGHT, COME QUICKLY. Or perhaps a little bit of FUCK WORK/SCHOOL/RESPONSIBILITY. Or a side dish of FUCK YOU AUNT FLO!!!
*sigh*
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
For the record, as long as we're talking about UGLY babies, I'm cool with the baby talk. @ single Stoney: Here's the thing. You guys telling me to dump him join my entire family, coworkers and every single friend I have. Apparently I'm a pathetic, dependent, overly-forgiving, needy, in-love bitch who cannot admit failure after investing so much over the past two and half years. I don't know why I think it's going to get better. Fuckity fuck fuck. I just can't quit him.
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:38pm.
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The guy was probably drunk (and lost!). In the "questionable" parts of town, you know you get the staggering crazy or drunk asshole walking out in the streets, traffic or not. I saw a bum at Royal/75 one time - so out of it he stumbled off the sidewalk and brushed up against a moving dart bus. The fool is lucky he lived. Scared the shit out of me, though.
ChefCammi ~ I am sorry............are you miserable??
Dallas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:29pm.
Oh my goodness girl, I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious!
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Beter ten halve gekeerd dan ten volle gedwaald.
..still havent popped.
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
Oh and about ugly babies, parents of ugly kids should just keep in mind that Sophia Loren was an ugly child. So all hope is not lost!
Reeter ~ LMAO!!! That is funny.........No, I was on Northwest Hwy. at Inwood, going back to my office in Preston Center. Strangest thing!
Hate to shock you MK, but that hamster's balls are totally average. Hamster males all have big fluffy balls that drag behind them on the floor.
And they love their balls, because they use them as pillows. I've seen hamsters fluff their balls just like a feather pillow, then happily plop their heads on them and fall asleep.
@EastEndGirl -- Alright I'll look out for you. I'll be the skinny black girl. No stand ups dammit!!
If for some reason you gotta cancel...email my ass trini_sugah@hotmail.com
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:31pm.
what do you mean your mans a G?? i meant 'an L' as in a blunt. that's what we call em :)
but yes -DAY, WE ARE SICK OF YOU. PLEASE END. NOW. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:29pm.
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Were you in Oakcliff or what? : )
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:29pm.
O.M.G. really? that ridiculous. but nice of you to call 911 rather than running him over. what an ass!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:23pm.
MMMMMMMMM, a big bowl of mashed potatoes. That sounds so good. I loves me some mashed taters.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:23pm
ME TOO!!!
Well, my man's a G, and I don't have a dog, but I am SICK OF TODAY and I want to go home and sleep or play video games and eat ice cream.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
I was just sitting at this red light (in the left hand turn lane) and this asshole gets off the bus and decides to cross. I was scratching the side of my nose and asshole stops right in front of my car and starts mocking me! WTF? The turn signal turned green but I couldn't go because this asshole is standing in front of my car.........so, I honk my horn and he grabs his heart and falls to the ground....people behind me are laying on their horns, pissed I am not moving. I got of my car to check on the asshole and as I approached him, the SOB starts laughing! To make a long story short, I had to call fucking 911 to get this crazy loon out of the way! The police finally came and arrested him! Is there a full fucking moon? Scared the shit out of me.....
*gives in to whining*
i am so fucking tired today. and i do not want to be here. i want to be at home with my puppy and an L and a big bowl of mashed potatoes. hhppmmmhh.
edit to add: i am pmsing. that would be why.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Awwww, he was resting his fuzzy cheek on his sac until he fell over. Precious! I have felines so I can't have rodents in the house. Or nice furniture.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:46pm.
That hair usually disappears by the time their two, it's pretty normal! My kids had it!
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TWO? Like two years old? Wow, that is a long time for a little girl to be looking like Chewbacca!
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*spews water all over monitor*
OMFG! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:13pm.
AAhhhaaahhaaaaa.
YEA FUCKIN RIGHT!!!! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
...his balls are like little pillows.....Tommy Girl must be so envious!!! SEE GREEN BITCH!!!!
HAAAAA I had a hamster just like this when I was 12! And I had a dream about him last night. Weirdness
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bitchette: LMAO I thought you were talking about your BF not your BFF! I was like "Wow! she's not the jealous type I guess!" LMAOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:46pm.
That hair usually disappears by the time their two, it's pretty normal! My kids had it!
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TWO? Like two years old? Wow, that is a long time for a little girl to be looking like Chewbacca!
Lmao! Yah 2 yrs old. But it thins over that period so it's not as hairy!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:46pm.
That hair usually disappears by the time their two, it's pretty normal! My kids had it!
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TWO? Like two years old? Wow, that is a long time for a little girl to be looking like Chewbacca!
KD - the last one is my 3rd one! LOL. And I aint birthin no more crotch fruit!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:54pm.
on your theories:
my bff (since i got no chillens of my owns) first babeh, out of wedlock was a girl (1 pt for you!) but looks like and exact mix of mommy and daddy.
2nd baby - girl, looks exactly like daddy (will be inneresting to see how that turns out)
3rd baby - girl, too early to tell who she looks like.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ME- I think usually the third one looks like the mom. So you better get busy! It is like caveman science or something that the first ones usually look like the man so they know that its their kid. I heard something about that somewhere.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:51pm.
RE: Ugly babies.
I think some parents are in complete denial about their childs looks.
my cousin wants to put her ugly baby as a model is soo sad
Mi nephew was so ugly when he was a baby, my sister doesn't have any pics of him from when he was a baby LOL, He grew into his looks he is a very handsome 23 years old man now, just for the record.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Trini,
Just look for the tall slut slurping back her ceasar. That is me in my avi.
I like to be surprised.
That is common in this city, I got very lucky with my house. I pay $1 a square foot, have fab garden, and basement with laundry. Park across the street.
Sorry you got a dickhead.
RE: Ugly babies.
I think some parents are in complete denial about their childs looks.
my cousin wants to put her ugly baby as a model is soo sad
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Both my kids look EXACTLY like my BH. NOTHING, AT ALL like me, except the blonde hair.
It's not fair.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:38pm.
Beauty and the Beast aint about personality or character, its about money, free handbags, free vacations and daddy issues
Well, I consider myself not to bad looking at all and my man is "not pretty " to say the least, people look at us like he has a lot of money(which he does not), and I'm a gold digger. I consider myself extremely lucky to have somebody like him he is charming, he is smart, he is funny, and he loves me oh, and I have Bad taste in men.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Sheeps : so I shouldn't be packing my "bags"? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:36pm.
He is Guatemalan and she is Puerto Rican and something else. So yeah, mostly hispanic. Her ears are even hairy! But at least it isn't like pube hair or anything. It's soft. *pets baby*
That hair usually disappears by the time their two, it's pretty normal! My kids had it!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:19pm.
I just saw on the elevator tv that Arnie wants to open the debate to legalize weed in Cali!
I love me those elevator news scrawls, to pass the time when you're stuck. Yes, he says he wants to open the debate but wouldn't approve the plan solely to earn tax revenue. (That is, they'll come up with some medical or crime rationale.) But I think the feds have the last word on drug policy.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:38pm.
Yah even though i hate him right now, his sense of humour is one of the reasons I WAS attracted to him!
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TEAM KIEFER!
KK I vote SINGLE STONEY TOO...but think about the fall line up.
@EastEndGirl -- He's just an asshole, totally overpriced accommodations. I have to pay for laundry and most utilities. he won't drop the price even a little, so I hate him.
Yay meet up...maybe we can exchange emails or something and I'll send you a picture, so you know what to expect and shit.
Anyone else notice that babies that are born outside of marriage and especially those where the relationship doesn't last, those babies pretty much ALWAYS are the spitting image of the father, and also usually girls? I'm not trying to sound offensive or anything, like there is anything wrong with it, it's just an observation.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:38pm.
Beauty and the Beast aint about personality or character, its about money, free handbags, free vacations and daddy issues
@bitchette, tater isnt a good example cause nobody knows what demi looked like before plastic surgery. Cause it aint changin' the DNA!
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bitchette - yes, he grew into his features. LOL
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:36pm.
He is Guatemalan and she is Puerto Rican and something else. So yeah, mostly hispanic. Her ears are even hairy! But at least it isn't like pube hair or anything. It's soft. *pets baby*
EEG - yes. I'm a masochist (did I spell that right?) God damn serious case of curiosity killed the cat.
And THANK you for the kitteh advise. No de-clawing. I'm going to make him a scratching post. Hopefully he'll use it instead of me carpet.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:33pm.
he a handsome boy now?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:21pm.
My husband's theory on ugly babies is they were not concieved out of love!!!! But he's an idiot!
YOUR HUSBAND IS A FUNNY GUY! LOL.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!