Wednesday, May 6th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Cisco Adler Of Hamsters


Here's a clip of a tiny hamster with a serious case of the tireds. You'd always want to be napping too if you had fluffy balls like that to lay on all day and night.

AND when he isn't sleeping, he can totally teabag himself!

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Posted by: Michael K


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I love this little sleepy baby hamster!
How can you focus on the balls of something so sweet....

Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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Stoney ~ have confidence in yourself and in the future. You'll endure and survive if you dump the clod's ass. As my parents would say, "this too shall pass."

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Oh the poor little guy. That can't be normal. Surely there is something wrong with him? I'd definately be taking him to the vets to check that out. My cats testes weren't even that big and he is a BIG cat.

Anyway he is super cute, little sweetheart.

Eww gross. That's why I only get the female hamsters. Well I used to. Anyway it's pretty cool that gets to use his balls as a pillow.

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Stoney's picture

thank you hotmami, sweetas, stocky, migraine and eeg. I love you guys so much and your support means everything. so much i'm doing this on the blackberry. I will figure out my worth soon...i can feel it bubbling inside. I think you would all be surprised to see who I really am. just a regular angry hot single. fucking rock. on.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:30pm.

:)

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Hotmami,

Welcome home.

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TEAM SINGLE STONEY!

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Add to last post: I know it's not an easy decision to make to leave someone. I miss the hell out of my husband sometimes, and you will miss the hell out of your bf, too. But it's better to do it now while you are still young instead of waiting until you are resigned to all the B.S.

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OK, so I'm way late to this convo, and I'm sure you've gotten all the advice you need, but Stoney, girl, you need to drop this dbag like a bad habit. I went through the same thing with my soon to be ex husband. Mooching off of my money to hang with his people and buy alcohol and pot was much more appealing than getting a job and supporting his own bad habits. Not to mention that he was out late every night while I was at home with our son. If nothing else, it will shock him into acting like a man and not like a boy who cries when he doesn't get his allowance. You can do so much better than that. He's too damn old to be acting like a fucking frat boy.

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despite his mutant balls...

that made me all warm and fuzzy on the inside i can hardly restrain mahself from smiling and melting all ooohey gooey!

:)

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Submitted by rook on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:08pm.

one time i bought hamster food from petco and the cashier told me her hamster's balls kept growing and got so big she had to put him to sleep.
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Hahaha, that cracked me up. Maybe because that's what I had to do to the ex. :)

rook's picture

i used to have hamsters. the male ones always had huge nuts that they would stick out the entrance of their little plastic house to cool off.

one time i bought hamster food from petco and the cashier told me her hamster's balls kept growing and got so big she had to put him to sleep.

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Why is pigez Hilton on Larry King?

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M.K. that hamster sleeping was awesome!

Stoney ~ dump the clod. Take it from me...men rarely change. You deserve better than some asshat like that. It's tough to leave relationships but once you do, you will look back and be glad that you did.

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While watching "Army Wives" I couldn't believe my eyes when on the small screen appeared a LARGE head. It was Taterhead Willis! Yes, Rumer Willis had a role on the show and I must say she is just as horrifying on screen as she is in photos.

She looks like Natalie Portman's homely sister.

Sweetas's picture

Stoney! XOXO At 40, chances of him changing his ways are pretty slim. Just sayin. Go home and kick some ass gf!

Migraine Sally's picture

Stoney

I wish I could fly you here and give you some cocktails and a shoulder gurl.

Stoney's picture

Good night everyone. I'm gonna go borrow what I'm short on rent from my friend and go cry in beer then give the bf the silent treatment when I get home. Have a great night.

*trips on wedges walking out*

Fucking life.

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Sweetas's picture

Stoney, GDI. Why do smart women let this happen to us?? (Yes, I said us.) Ask yourself what you're getting out of it - sounds like not much.

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Cheesie's words for today: Do not feed the trolls! They're obese enuf as it is.

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:43pm.
Oh girl..I am so sorry. I was in your exact situation from 2003-2005. I NEVER thought I would be able to quit this guy and/or get over him. No amount of people telling you to leave will help, you will find your way out...unless he makes 180 degree change. I just know that I am way happier now that I am out of that toxic relationship....

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Stoney

:(

Dallas's picture

Stoney ~ No need to hate your life! Hate his fucking life..........

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:21pm

LOL. Good Luck, Stoney. Remember, you're strong, you're beautiful, You can do better.... BLAH BLAH BLAH.

(and please give updates if you can)
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:16pm.

BINGO

I think I might use that mother comment you made.

*rubs hands together*

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:05pm

It sounds like he needs a mother, not a fucking girlfriend. And it's all good to go out and have a drink after work, but not EVERY god damn night, and especially not when money seems to be an issue. He cares more about getting drunk than doing anything else. And his running away to his friends house is unacceptable.

Stoney, I think you should take some time by yourself (a break if you will) and see if that'll scare him enough to change. Because the stuff he's doing is immature kid shit. And it gets old trying to chase after him and keep track of everything he's doing.

There's certain bad thing's i'll put up with in my marriage, but kiddie shit is NOT ONE OF THEM. And fucking with the house money isn't either. That's a big no-no. Fuck him.

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Yes he is 40. Yes I am 29. Yes I hate my life.

*goes to new jon and kate thread to blow off steam*

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Please tell me Falkor is not starting her stupid "cool bedroom tricks" chat that she learned from the Military Choker?

*slams door*

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Nex's picture

Stoney - I don't know you at all, but the same story just happened to me. Boyfriend 'to cool to work' or actually pay for/do anything showing even a tiny bit of commitment ; accusing me of being a stuck up, materialist idiot.
Well, I decided to tell him that if it weren't for me (a materialist, stuck up idiot) he would be homeless with debts right now.
He is now living with his parents. It's harsh for me, but you can't be a fool forever. And 2 1/2 years seem to be the turning point.

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Stoney ~ If he is the way you just described......the prick is NOT going to change! Not for you, not for anyone.

It is, what it is!

Falkor's picture

@stoney

You bitch everyday about your bf....you seem to hate him so I dont think things will end well between you guys.

Yeah, all guys are assholes but you need to find an asshole who makes you laugh with his assholery...whose assholery you can respect...

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:05pm

ive read sometime before you said your bf is 40. im 28 and i thought i had a bad case of the peter pan syndrome..."IM 21 AND IM NEVVVVVERRRRR GROWWWWING UP!!"

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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:51pm.

Actually, the problem is, he never sees anything wrong with his actions. He thinks it's totally fine to not come home if I'm pissed at him and crash on his friend's couch. He thinks it's totally fine to not come home when I'm sick because I should have gone to the doctor sooner. He thinks drinking with his friends until 1:30 in the morning when he owes me months of rent money is ok because I just need to lighten up and give him a break. He thinks that by the time 1:30 rolls around and I'm close to losing it he'll just stay at his friends to avoid the fight. Of course, there never would have been a fight to begin with if he wasn't out spending money he had no business spending. And now he claims he DIDN'T spend any rent money, that his friend bought his drinks, and I'm just a raging nag with a stick up my ass. Um, mother fucker, you came home after eight hours waiting tables with $12 in your pocket. Oh wait. You came home to the parking lot and turned around and left when I got angry. Ok, so I guess I did want to get into it, lol. God I hate men. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:19pm.

The Governator wants to legalize small amounts of marijuana for recreational use and tax it to the max to make up for the budget deficit. He knows that latests props won't pass.

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Dallas's picture

Lavadama ~ Very well said!

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Bitchette ~ Is that a "rottie" in you avie? My sister has a rottie and she is the sweetest dog!

Stoney's picture

An accidental pregnancy! Brilliant bitchette! LOL

Too bad he talks shit about girls who do that.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:50pm.

i know, right? This guy is measuring 2 weeks bigger, so I'm more like carrying around a 38 1/2 week baby.. Dr's estimate he'll be over 9#'s like my last son.
It's not so much the pregnancy right now as everything else going on in my life thats stressing me the fuck out.

Kinda looking forward so to R&R in the hospital...

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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.

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@stoney

ill be your lover if you decide to dimp your boyfriend....dont worry, my last "bf" taught me some really cool bedroom tricks that will make you squeel with exhilaration!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:43pm.

well, i don't think 2 yrs is that long, and if you were happy until recently it was not a waste of time. your friends and fam?? don't know what to say about that, but you are obviously a smart bitch and i can't see you staying in something that was making you really unhappy. so like Momus said you'll be done when your ready.

on a side note- my bff (again) i hated hated hated her boyf, her family hated him, he was an all around ass. she got pregs, threatened to leave him and he has turned around 180 degrees, is now a great husband and father. so maybe he needs a wake up call? or not.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:19pm.
I just saw on the eleavtor tv that Arnie wants to open the debate to legalize weed in Cali!
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Woohoo! That is good news! Of course its easy to get a prescription for it here, but its so silly that its still illegal. It just needs to have the same rules around it that alcohol does, no smoking and driving, age limits, etc.

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:43pm

I don't know you well Stoney, but that one story you told us about your BF running off with his friends while you were at home with a busted ear told me everything I needed to know about your man. If he's not there for busted ears and PMS, he ain't gonna be there for the more important things. And, as sad as it is, some men just won't change, even if they have a good woman.

So, if it comes down to marriage and all that, are you willing to stick by the man that he is today and hope that he'll change? or are the bad things with you two so unbearable that he NEEDS to change in order for things to work out?

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M.E.'s picture

cammi - pfft. You still got a couple weeks! Have you started dialating at all?

Dallas's picture

Stoney ~ I have know idea how old you are however, one day you will wake up and look at youself in the mirror and realize YOU are worth a hell of a lot more than this piece of shit can EVER give you...........

Reeter's picture

Stoney-
If anyone tells you they embrace change and feel no fear making these life decisions...they are lying to you. You're normal to feel this way.

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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:44pm.

how bout all of teh above!

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