Yeah, This Isn't Creepy At All
If I was kissing my dad on the check and opened up my eyes to see a carbon copy of me looking back at me, I'd immediately run my ass to the bathroom and recreate the scene from The Legend of Billie Jean where she chops all her hair off in the mirror all emotional-like. Then I'd dip my head in a bowl of black RIT dye and take the next catamaran to a faraway land where no Hogans exist. I'm for serious. Look at Brooke Hogan and her daddy's girlfriend! Yes, one has 50% more non-biodegradable materials in her tittay area, but they could still be twinsies. It's not right and it's not okay.
And you know Hulk isn't the only thing looking up and thanking the lord for this magical moment. Yesh, his one-eyed wang said a "thank you prayer" before it barfed into Hulk's panties. WHY?! Keep this shit under lock and key.
Here's the "always good for the creeps" Hogans at Brooke's 10th annual 21st birthday party at Pure in Las Vegas last night.
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If you see the Hulk and his girlfriend in person you would think it was his daughter, in fact the first time I seen them in a Tampa mall I thought it was Brooke. She was his assistant, maybe more?, and she worked at one of the Tampa high class topless clubs as a hostess. Makes you wonder how the Hulk met her doesn't it? She is hot but was really visiting the "high price" stores in the mall, maybe the Hulk was spending some money on her that day.
Ha Ha Ha...... Someone should tell them filming for "Be a faggot assed hogan" is shooting, get them all in an suv and throw a god damn grenade in the motherfucker
I cant believe thats NOT HER MOM!!!!
I totally thought it was.\
Brook Hogan is soooooo American Gladiators.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
Brooke looks older than i do and im 37 WOW....
Manly Brooke has no friends so they were giving away free passes to her birthday party. The whole family is a complete joke.
"I've heard of the Twilight Zone & The handicapped zone, but not the errogonous zone...okay?" - Suzanne Sugarbaker
Where is Mrs. Swan when I need her? This bitch looks like a man. I've seen tranny hookers on a rainy night that look better than Brooke. I don't know what can help that face. Its just unfortunate. She looks like her brother's Mom at best.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:17pm.
why do i feel so nauseated while looking at this display of fake tanner, fakes tits, and fake vagines...
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You know what? That man's mustache and expression gives me the willies more than the daughter/lover.
Chinatown anyone?
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:45pm.
Brook/e looks like an ugly Terence Stamp.
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oh thank you very much. now i'm picturing the father in a dress made out of flip flops.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Dear God! Brooke looks like a middle aged tranny!
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
why do i feel so nauseated while looking at this display of fake tanner, fakes tits, and fake vagines...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:31pm.
Hulk's girlfriend is named Brook. The "e" makes all the difference, right? It's not like he's calling out his daughter's name when he's banging this tranny wax figure lookalike.
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Damn, you scared me with that one. It's not - it's Jennifer. Whew! It's already creepy enough.
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Angel sweetness...you're right about Jennifer, but don't you think Hulky wishes her name was Brook? The whole family makes me feel like I need a shower. Creepy indeed.
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Indeed. Cuz, really, saying it even three times is STILL not enough! But yeah, I thought about that after...she practically IS Brook with no "e" anyways! I mean - I'm all for supportive families but if my dad brought home a woman that looked that much like me and was my age...I'd have to run far, far away from that shit. That would freak me out and I'd never be right again....
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:31pm.
Hulk's girlfriend is named Brook. The "e" makes all the difference, right? It's not like he's calling out his daughter's name when he's banging this tranny wax figure lookalike.
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Damn, you scared me with that one. It's not - it's Jennifer. Whew! It's already creepy enough.
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Angel sweetness...you're right about Jennifer, but don't you think Hulky wishes her name was Brook? The whole family makes me feel like I need a shower. Creepy indeed.
Damn, you scared me with that one. It's not - it's Jennifer. Whew! It's already creepy enough.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Chile, if I see another handlebar mustache, honey, I'm gonna lose it! Yes, BRICK HOgan, I'm talking to you, hun.
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How many times have I told you to play "Car Accident" outside! Broken glass and ketchup all over my fine furniture!
Creepy
"Brooke's 10th annual 21st birthday party at Pure in Las Vegas last night"
You're an asshole MK!!!
I was eating some Lo Mein and got a noodle shot up my nose all backwards like and such from laughing.
Worse, I add tabasco sauce to my Lo Mein!!!
DICK
That is SO sick. Hulk hogan OBVIOUSLY wants to fuck his own daughter; why else would he date a woman who looks EXACTLY like her? GROSS...
For some reason it bothers me more that her mother ALSO has a lover that looks like her daughter...........Brooke must be seriously F'd up. If you see her with a sharp object, run the other way.
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"Well they be drinking and you know, ain't no good. I don't hang around them. Fact of business, I'm a tell ya the truth, I'm scared of them. So, I stay on this side and they stay on that side."
Eww she looks like a Ken doll with tits. When is she goin to give up trying to be sexy. And if he/she already invested in after market breast, why not after market ass?!? I think the ass shoulda came first. It hurts too look at a backside that flat.
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¿donde está machín?
'Dude looks like a lady' but reversed...
Their so natual looking arent they??
Tedious twats.....
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"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Which one doesn't have a functioning peni....no, scratch that.
Which one doesn't have shrivilled testi....no, scratch that too.
Which NON-BALD person in this pic has functioning ovaries???
Yeah, I think that makes sense...
ahem..
Excuse me, I have a question.
Which NON-BALD person has functioning ovaries? because I can't tell who's who.
Thank you.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:31pm.
Hulk's girlfriend is named Brook. The "e" makes all the difference, right? It's not like he's calling out his daughter's name when he's banging this tranny wax figure lookalike.
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Damn, you scared me with that one. It's not - it's Jennifer. Whew! It's already creepy enough.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
OMG! This is some Benjamin Buttons shit!!!!! Brooke looks older than the Hulks GF. Deeeeeesgusting!!
Use your dipstick Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!
Brook/e looks like an ugly Terence Stamp.
Hulk's girlfriend is named Brook. The "e" makes all the difference, right? It's not like he's calling out his daughter's name when he's banging this tranny wax figure lookalike.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I almost threw up a little in my mouth!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Nick (that is his name right?) thinks he's throwing gang signs but it's probably sign language for 'shoe' or some such.
good to see the son is really trying to help his dead friend... why isn't he still in jail?.... wait for it.... wait for it... money
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
the GF looks younger than brooke...brooke looks like a old dried up whore
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"Do you think Bill Kaulitz's carpet match the drapes? If so, a bitch will get their eye poked out while playing his skin flute."
XD
I guess some girls are attracted to a grandfather figure.
I know its easy for me to say with a full head of hair, but I think if I go bald, there's not going to be a skull handkerchief in my future.
This whole family is trash. No talent and fame/money hungry to boot.
Brooke looks like a fucking mannequin in the pic w/her brother. And lord why is she wearing those fugly shoes? That dress isn't so bad, but paired w/the shoes, not a good look.
Feed the electra complex.
Holy fuck - Brooke is a major tranny.
"Brooke's 10th annual 21st birthday party" - LMAO!
ETA: Loved the reference to Billie Jean - that movie rocks!
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:09pm.
LOL, here.
*flashes perky c cups*
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Look at the picture of Brooke and Nick.
Her head is HUGE, much bigger than Nick's. And she has a man's jaw and 5-o'clock shadow.
There is just nothing attractive about Brooke. She has her dad's body and her mother's face. A completely unfortunate combination.
Some one....anyone... I just can't ... no words for it... the last thumbnail....W.T.F.
So, which peroxided tranny is which?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nick is younger than Brooke...he's not even allowed in the nightclubs in Vegas. Why bother showing up?
They're pure, unadulterated trash, the whole bunch of them.
That being said, I'd hit the hulk any day. I have a thing for aging, muscular, daddy types.
But that's just me.
Looks like Brooke let Hellen Keller do her makeup again.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Fucking sick. Everything about this family is nauseating. It's just one big bleached, greasy, plastic, dirty, testosterone overloaded mess.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:54pm.
You are dead to me.
WELL IM DEAD TO MYSELF BUT I KEPT ON SPRINGING BACK UP.
the fact is all tranny tramps with bleached blonde hair and plastic parts look pretty much the same. Hulk is in luck that he lives in Florida too. That's their prime stomping ground.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Wow, they are all so gross & unattractive...Worse looking than even the Osbournes.
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:54pm.
CHARLES MANSON
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You know I love you Charles, but please, step away from the Popov and tender roast beef for a few, I think it is starting to mess with your brilliant mind!
I still love you though!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This family is disgusting.
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:54pm
*puts hands over ears*
LALALALALALALALALALAICANTHEARYOULALALALALALALALALALA
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Nick should be too ashamed to show his face in public, much less at a publicity event.
To have my dad dating a girl who could be my twin ... I'd start shopping around for a psychiatrist for him or work on severing parent/child relationship or something. That gives me a serious case of the creeps.