Jon Gosselin Is Hot For Teacher
UsWeekly is the Joey Greco of tabloids! Last week, they ran a cover story claiming Jon Gosselin was doing illegal sexy times with some 23-year-old trick. They both denied away. But UsWeekly isn't backing down and has shot Jon a Kate-approved death stare in the form of this cover. Es. Can. De. Lo.
UsWeekly has pictures, video and quotes from the brother of Jon's supposed mistress. Jason Hummel says his sister, third grade teacher Deanna Hummer (typo, but it belongs), first met Jon back in January at a club near both of their homes. During the weeks that followed, Jon wooed Deanna. When Kate was away on business, he would invite Deanna over to sunbathe her nalgas on the lawn of his house. And when she wasn't rubbing her business all over his grass, Jon was over at her house slapping his ruler on her chalkboard.
Jason, who probably had a can of Natty Ice in his hand while talking to Us, said this: "A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."
"Ick. Nast."? That is the exact words I uttered when I first saw Kate's hair.
Jason, who is truly an underground poet, says he is speaking out about his sister's fuck life, because he needs the money so he can make another layaway payment on that sweeeeeet Trans Am he's been getting hard for. No, he said he's trying to protect her. Jason explains, "She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker. He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air." Yeah, yeah. Don't fuck me in the ass without lube and tell me it doesn't hurt. Jason should take some of his Hooters posters off the wall to make way for his "Brother of the Century" plaque.
So what happens next? Is Kate going to finish Jon off by Lorena Bobbitting his peen once and for all? Or are they going to keep denying all of this? I don't know. But I do know that everyone in Pennsylvania should be on the lookout for a rabid beaver hitchhiking along the highways. Once Kate finds out about this, the mangy beast on her head is going to bust out of there before the bloodbath begins.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Although I can not blame him for cheating. They really do seem to hate each other. I think Kate let the fame go to her head and she is seeing dollar signs. I cringe the way she talks to those poor kids. She just kind of barks orders at them. I hope Jon and Kate are saving money for therapy for those kids. Especially Maddy.
PS: Is it possible this is all a publicity stunt?? It is odd how this is coming out right when the book is coming out.
I've done things that looked a lot worse and were still very innocent. Hes a boy, he likes to go out and play when the warden isnt around.
Kate the Kunt deserves every horrid thing that's happened to her. She has done nothing but spit in the face of everyone who has helped her, even her family and parents.
Jon the Jerk is a boring, brainless douchebag who passed his mongoloid looks down to his kids.
Sorry, but they're no longer "preemies', they're past the point of having any odd looks due to being born small, they are just ugly.
The twins Cara and Madie are even worse hildabeasts, Madie is so disgusting in looks and personality, it will take a blind and deaf man to want to fuck her.
God those kids are ugly.
If he's truly stepping out on her, I'd totally understand. She's such a bitch at times and treats him horribly in public. Yelling at him and causing a scene. She's lucky he hasn't choked the shit outta her yet. But we all know he wants to.
I would never encourage any friend to cheat and break up his family. But if a buddy was married to Kate, I'd buy him a drink and say 'I TOTALLY understand..."
I'm tired of this whole "poor Jon" biznass! If his life of free vacations, hair plugs and handouts had been soooo bad, he should've just gotten a job, divorced Kate, and made a private life for himself out of the camera. Instead he used his celebuwhore status to boff some young ho, throwing more mud on his family in the process. Someday those kids will understand and they'll wanna bust a cap on both Jon and Kate. It'll be Jon and Kate plus eight little ninja assassins!!
These reality shows are so full of bullshit. Going out of town on business = pimping out your kids to the highest bidder. She is a tyrant and he is a wimp. Poor kids.
Jon (if that was him) in the video on US Weekly's site wasn't sneaking out the back door, he was waltzing out. And who the hell was taping that? Probably that brother. Douche.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:04pm.
and nothing more needs to be said :)
BRA-FUCKIN-VO
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US Magazine has a clip on their web site of Jon supposedly sneaking out the back door of Deanna's house at 7:30AM:
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/see-jon-and-kate-dad-sneaking-out-of-mist...
Kate doesn't have a "job" that requires her to travel. She has pimped out her children & made money off of them, then travels to try to make even more money off of them. She is riding this gravy train as long as it will last and milking it for everything she can. Ditto for her spineless husband. They're both selfish pieces of crap & their children will pay a high price for the decisions their parents have made. Neither parent seems to care about what all this media attention (good/bad or indifferent) will do to their children. All they care about is making money. Period. Shame on both of them.
whatever, kate is annoying and jon is a whore.
as if this is the first time he cheated on her, he's probably been cheating on this dumbass bitch since she got knocked up with the twins.
but I think the question here is what kind of NORMAL sane person with STANDARDS would cheat WITH jon?
NAST.
Jon is a mofo for doing this; I don't care what kind of bitch his wife is, but when you take on the role of a parent, you work at giving them the best homelife that you can. If he can't take his balls being squeezed by an uptight bitch, then leave and get your own place. Acting like a frat boy at 2:00 am doesn't cut it. Plus, if you are going to cheat, don't bring it into the house where your spouse lives; go to a motel or the backseat of your car, but bringing that shit into the place where your family lives is one of the lowest things.
Its going to be an Oprah moment for sure. Lets see how thisc scandal is spun
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I'm predicting an appearance on Dr Phil in not so distant future.
While I don't think what Jon did was right I am definitely NOT suprised. KATE IS THE MEGA BITCH FROM HELL!
I challenge anybody to watch a few episodes of that show and you can see what a horrible human being she truly is. TLC doesn't even bother to edit her like they used to.
She a vicious shrew.
I feel sorry for the kids, both their parents suck.
*muah* Love you guys!
Actually, that rant came from the depths of my raging soul. Today the worthless piece I'm living with is in the doghouse again. *sigh*
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:04pm.
glad to see your feeling better Stoney! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hahaha Stoney, that's WHY I feel sorry for him. He's so stuck in this bubble, he's not seeing the big picture on how much his life sucks while living with Kate and having cameras constantly in his house. Poor guy is all.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
"Cheating isn't right. Treating your spouse with disdain and disrespect isn't right, especially in front of your children. Neither one of them is an innocent party."
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Absolutely right! And what kind of hoe bag goes for a married dude with no job and 8 kids!?!?!?
I find that no day is a good day without a nice stoney rant.
I <3 stoney.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
How could anyone feel sorry for Jon? He has made MANY decisions along the way to put himself in this position. First, he MARRIED that cunt Kate. He procreated with her and had two kids which is fucking enough, and THEN went along with the fertility treatments for Kate KNOWING the odds of multiples are greatly enhanced and THEN agreed not to reduce the pregnancy and bring six more screaming slow-looking unnecessary brats into this fucking world to suck up the resources on this planet. THEN he agreed to stick cameras in his own home to film his children for MONEY, quit his job, create WEBSITES about his children and sit by while Kate trapsed around the country selling books about his fucking family. What makes it SO much worse is that he goes through life in a such a boneheaded fog, so incompetent on the basics of home ec he basically forces his wife into the position of a raging nagging cunt. THEN he fucks a SKANK who possibly may even be the teacher of his own children. FUCK JON. Fuck them all! I hope the entire family gets sucked into a bermuda triangle like void never to be heard of or seen EVER, EVER again.
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And stoney, yeah, I noticed that no "little miracles" are permitted in Gold Circle seating, too. She undoubtedly wants to make sure that only Benjamins sit up front and center, Jacksons move to the back.
I would so love to picket this.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I guess what pisses me off most about this whole mess is that there are decent folks who actually watch reality television shows about "real" people for tips on how to raise a family -- and not as entertainment. At least when my mom and dad watched TV families while raising me, they knew what they were watching was FAKE and just a made-up story.
For the sake of the kids involved, I hope this brings the Gosselin media empire crashing to the ground. But I'm afraid it could give Kate the opportunity to develop a new "career" as an inspirational "single mom", raising eight children by herself (aside from the nannies, chef, tutors, production assistants, and craft services). More dollars!
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I'm feel soooo sorry for Jon. First he has to deal with the "truth" possibly coming out and then he has to deal with Kate's constant bitch-fits coming his way. For Example: "It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us." Kate on record of the "scandal" via EW. What a fucking CUNT!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by poo on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:23pm.
Wait, you mean to tell me they don't give out discounts for other families "blessed" with IVF litters? WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE MIRACLES???
LMAO
Anyways, if any of you wants to write this abominable resource-sucking child-pimping family some hate mail, here's how to do it!
letters@sixgosselins.com
Teehee.
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Cheating isn't right. Treating your spouse with distain and disrespect isn't right, especially in front of your children. Neither one of them is an innocent party.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:37am.
I have never watched this show. I will never watch this show. I refuse to enable a television conglomerate to spread this filth in to the place I have made moderately safe for my child. I hate Disney for the same manipulation of children and young adults.
In my opinion only folks...
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I applaud you for that :)
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Kate Gosselin helps her audiences understand how to juggle the most stressful of days but still come out feeling successful and blessed."
ha ha ha .... hmmm what about the nanies and Chef that TLC provides?
I have one baby and I strugle to keep this house loking decent.
Let's not forget the guy is unemployed. Yes, Kate is a MEGA bitch, but even bitches deserve honesty.
If anything Kate will have to pay him spousal support if they were to divorce and she won't let that happen. I've watched the show maybe 3 times and I can't imagine living that way, you can feel the tension and there is not a drop of affection in that family... sad
Submitted by poo on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:23pm.
I can see the performance now. The litter rides around on their Big Wheels while the cunty little twin whips their asses and screams "Peddle faster!"
Of course he cheated on her! Have you seen the way she speaks to him on the show??? She totally emasculates him. Good for him. She deserves it.
Kate's going to be in town next week for a special event called “Multiple Blessings: Surviving to Thriving with Twins and Sextuplets”
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Here's the dollah breakdown:
"Tickets: $100.00 Gold Circle Seating (includes pre-show Meet & Greet and a copy of Kate’s book); $45.00, $40.00, $35.00 Reserved Seating; $20.00 Children 12 & Under (limited quantity, not valid for Gold Circle Seating). First 500 Show Tickets purchased (excluding Gold Circle) include after-performance book signing."
One hundreds bucks for "Gold Circle"?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Thirty-five bucks for the cheap seats????????
AFTER-PERFORMANCE?
WTF?
Best of all, here's some awesome lie-telling from the official press release:
"The Gosselin family is a role model of support and perseverance in spite of any problems thrown their way. Sharing her tips for getting through each day successfully and organizing your life so you can live it to the fullest, Kate Gosselin helps her audiences understand how to juggle the most stressful of days but still come out feeling successful and blessed."
BLEAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:37am.
I have never watched this show. I will never watch this show. I refuse to enable a television conglomerate to spread this filth in to the place I have made moderately safe for my child. I hate Disney for the same manipulation of children and young adults.
In my opinion only folks...
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I wholeheartedly agree.
I am positively GLOWING that Kate couldn't refrain from being a cunt in the press release. Absolutely incredible.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Can someone explain to me exactly what is so great about this show? Since when is having 8 kids something to celebrate? So many old-school grandmas did it, I don't see anyone singing "For she's a jolly good fellow!" to them. Hell, I can go down to my local welfare office and see that shit go on everyday.
@louise_brooks - she's still completely clueless about her beyotchiness.
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"It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us.
In my opinion the "cuteness" factor wore off a long time ago with those kids. All they do is whine and scream. Although I should be grateful because reminders of those brats are what makes me remember to take my birth control pill every night. LOL.
Jon and Kate won't get divorced because they both want to keep the cash cow going as long as possible. And I'm loving how Kate was true to her catty bitch nature in the press release she put out in regards to the story.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:45am.
The kids look like mongoloids sometimes.. I'm sorry but they do
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Preemies tend to look like that. I know because my daughter was born less than a pound. They just look like aliens but most tend to grow out of the whats called the preemie look.
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A 23 year old teacher. What a smart woman. Hook up with a dude who has 8 small children and a semi psycho wife who happens to be on tv. I'm glad this dumb bitch is not teaching my children.
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They both seem like such wretched human beings. I cant stand the sight of either one of them. Nothing is going to come out of this, except for maybe a tell all book on how they not only overcame infertility, but also infidelity, how convenient!
That greedy cunt wife of his will manage to cash in on this somehow...I dont ever see them getting a divorce, she will just take her controlling evil bitchy nature to the next level & make sure he wakes up every morning wishing he hadn't. I hope the pussy was worth it because memories of that will be all he will have left to cling to.
I think Jon is a thousand times worse than Kate. He is such a clueless immature bonehead. He totally deserves to be fucked in the ass in court after knocking that raging cunt up with six babies after twins and then cheating on her with a gotdamn toddler. What a complete and total douchebag. Too bad the boys in his family look like his hideous ass.
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God, what kind of moron has sex with a cowardly pseudocelebrity with 8 kids. Jon is such a stupid spineless douche. As if his kids didn't have enough reason to resent him (and kate)... now this? Was the dumbass girl romping around on the lawn while his kids were home?
I don't agree with how she treats him, but he comes off looking like the bigger ass here. Grow a spine and divorce her, coward.
The kids look like mongoloids sometimes.. I'm sorry but they do.
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i feel sorry for Jon. If you've ever watched the show HE is the one that interacts with the kids, not kate. she's too busy shooing the kids, or shouting orders from another room. and dont EVEN get me started on that hair.
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
I have never watched this show. I will never watch this show. I refuse to enable a television conglomerate to spread this filth in to the place I have made moderately safe for my child. I hate Disney for the same manipulation of children and young adults.
In my opinion only folks...
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Dear God, can you imagine what the child support payments will be?
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Heh...wasn't that Jon's defense the last time he was caught with some other chick?
I never watched the show, but I've seen enough of Kate's shrill, emasculating ass on The Soup to know that she's a raging cunty bitch. I don't advocate cheating or anything, but I really wouldn't blame the guy for cheating on her. I would've killed the bitch by now, so he's a better person than I am even if he is a big ass cheater.
Kate just released a statement via Entertainment Weekly:
"It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us."
Damn. She can't even NOT be a bitch when she's trying to defend her husband.
Kate is a bitch but Jon is a cowering pussy who needs to grow a fucking spine. It would be really hard for me to have any respect for my husband if he took all my shit ten fold with his balls between his legs. I'm a bitch & hubby is an asshole. Works like a charm!
Dear God, can you imagine what the child support payments will be?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:41am.
Agreed. I watched 2 episodes and vowed to never do it again. Honestly, how can some of you watch this?! Maybe I'm too easily irritated, but I couldn't stand either parent and the constant sound of screaming kids made my ears bleed.
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