Say Something Nice
I feel like I need to Windex my screen over and over again after looking at pictures of these two. Why does HoHan always have to look like she's been sleeping under a car for the past few days? Not even a Lexus either. Bitch has looks like she's been napping under an '81 Datsun. Can't one of HoHan's friends throw an Adderall into a bath tub, so she can dive after it and get sort of clean? Oh, wait. This is a say something nice. I always forget that.
Okay....um...errr...um... Well, it's a good thing White Oprah wasn't at this event, because then she'd hog up all the good shit during their mother/daughter bonding time in a bathroom stall. That's nice!
Here's these two fresh, pristine and young looking beauties posing inside the bottom of a barrel last night.
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Look at the 5th thumbnail. Are her hooves painted with two different shades of red? WTF?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Why is Hohan always picking at her teeth? Get some floss already. And her fingernails are disgusting. She is over.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Let's play a game...
The white substance on Ali's jeans (as seen in the first photo)... Coke or Cum?
Looks like the cocaine is really keeping the weight off.
See, I can be nice!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
-Ali Lohan 15 1/2 years old
-Ali Lohan 15 1/2 years old
-Ali Lohan 15 1/2 years old
I have to keep repeating this to myself because I still can't believe it.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I forgot to add one thing, Lind's must being going down the incest is best road.
What the Fuck nice is there to say? Lind's looks like a street whore that robbed a rich white bitch. Ali she's going down the same path. That Dina & Michael I'll tell you what they are the finest parents ever!!!! There I said something nice. You didn't say I had to mean it.
Submitted by Cara on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:52pm.
Also, I didn't think any pose of Blohan's could be more obnoxious than the blowing kisses pose, but the "I'm picking pubes out of my bottom teeth with my fingernail" pose is definitely worse.
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Her bitten-down DIRTY nails. Oh my God, that is so fucking nasty.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
teen.com in the background, am I reading this right?
What have two reeking menopausal memaws gotta do with this?
Wait - is that Ali? Holy shit! Oh, I mean...(tries to think of something nice)...
Nope. I got nothin'. Sorry.
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Someone needs to snap her fingers off so she'll stop with that ridiculous pose she keeps trying to pull.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Also, I didn't think any pose of Blohan's could be more obnoxious than the blowing kisses pose, but the "I'm picking pubes out of my bottom teeth with my fingernail" pose is definitely worse.
wowsers ali looks like an old hooker.....how is it possible she is so young?? OLDIE HAWN
Holy fucksticks. These two are just... wrong. Very very wrong. Ali looks a decade older than Lindsay (who looks at least 40 herself), if that's even possible. Sorry, I think that's the nicest thing I can say.
Can we take Ali's face to rehab?
What's up with this new chewing on my finger/picking the chunks of bad shit out of her mouth pose?
Never mind the finger in her maw, what's this frown she's always rocking? Who told her that looks good? Wait until she has the grand canyon wrinkle between her eyes from doing that shit.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
1) ali looks like an anorexic dude in drag
2) hohan looks like she just flew out of jc penney's headquarters in little rock, arkansas
FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! This whore needs to go the fuck away! That Cartier bracelet that rotting cunt is wearing would pay my car payment for about 6 months! FUCK!!!
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in the right light, ali looks like she can pass for 40...usually she looks atleast 45...lilo looks about 39...
there...i said something nice...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
The sis needs to stop with the black makeup and the black hair... why cant young girls just be/look like young girls?
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
It's good to see Lindsay is getting on well with her grandma.
But what in shhh...'s name is going on with that finger pose she lately does?
She did that at the hotel photoshoot, too......
NOT SEXY.
Ali is 15 going on Benjamin Buttons.
the one that isn't Lindsey looks terrible.totally unattractive.is she on the yayo too?
She's so fucking out of it on whatever drug cocktail is her current fave, she doesn't realize she forgot to spackle that shit onto her hands and feet! And that jammy lipstick color is all wrooooong!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Ali doesn't have any kids yet?
Hohans got skankles....Ali is....not so great?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
skank overload... *eyes explode*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
skin the color of a pumpkin is SOO attractive! See that was sort of nice, right? She looks like she is o.d.'ing on her self tanning crap...and I would not pay two cents for anything that had her name on it...give it a rest Hohan...and take your BENJAMIN BUTTONS sister with you for realz...
Okay... deeep breath.. here goes: they both have nice eyebrows.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
How old is that Ali? 16? Jesus. I just want to put a boot so far up her ass she stops thinking she's going to become a singer or an actress, wipe that makeup off her face, put some normal clothes on her, and put that ignoramus in school. That must be my maternal side coming out. I never realized I had one.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:28pm.
*shockey face*
QUICK! Someone sit on Sugar while I steal her keys! She's going to go postal, drive to LA and run this skank over!!!
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ROWR!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
M.E. It's cause she smells shit! "Gahross, it totally smells like unwashes ahss in here." LOL
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:24pm.
I hate this mobile anal wart more than M.E. hates Shitney.
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*shockey face*
QUICK! Someone sit on Sugar while I steal her keys! She's going to go postal, drive to LA and run this skank over!!!
In the main pic it looks like her hours spent posing in front of a mirror trying to look like marilyn monroe might pay off one day. hence the eyeliner and red lipstick.... ON A RED HEAD!!!
I wonder if the finger in the mouth is a code to the ex lover.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Allie looks as though she can't stand Lindsays coke breath.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
I hate this mobile anal wart more than M.E. hates Shitney.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I bet this two degenerates lezz out on each other once the blow takes over.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Aside from the finger in the mouth. WTF is up with that "I smell shit" face she always has?
Two words: Dental Floss.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Im right behine you Sugaroo with baited breath!
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Poor Ali. The older she gets, the worse her face looks. Oh well...at least she's thin.
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Her problem is she is so delusional she doesn't get what a joke she has become. She truly believes she's sexy, alluring, a good actress, and in control of her life.
When the fuck is she going to have her public meltdown?????????????? I AM WAITING!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:05pm.
The Orange Tan Stain is so unevenly applied..
hey stupid..you have to put it on your feet, too!!!
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That's what I noticed. Her hands and feet are white and the rest of her is patchy orange.
And she needs to eat some meat! Or if you prefer, some fucking lentils and shit with protein in it.
Fuck!
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The New Improved Wyle E
"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
Man, that girl is LOST. SamRo must have gotten the remainder of Lindsay's sanity and dignity in the breakup. There wasn't much so she just tucked them into one of her high top sneakers on the way out.
And I really despise that coattail-riding, uneducated, non-talented, fool-ass sister of hers.
Anybody could bang this whore if they showed her an 1/8 of catnip, a baggy containing two tablespoons of baking powder, or just a couple of children's aspirin they referred to as "the good stuff"... But who'd want to?
Since she sticks that finger in her mouth all the time, it is slightly cleaner than her ass.
That was pretty nice, all things considered.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:15pm.
CO-MOTHERFUCKING-SIGNED.
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Signed, sealed, delivered and owned.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:09pm.
Finger in the mouth is the first step on the slippery slope of posing with a fist in your pussay in penthouse.
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You spelled fish wrong.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
HoHand has a major problem going on with that hairline of hers.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............