Say Something Nice
I feel like I need to Windex my screen over and over again after looking at pictures of these two. Why does HoHan always have to look like she's been sleeping under a car for the past few days? Not even a Lexus either. Bitch has looks like she's been napping under an '81 Datsun. Can't one of HoHan's friends throw an Adderall into a bath tub, so she can dive after it and get sort of clean? Oh, wait. This is a say something nice. I always forget that.
Okay....um...errr...um... Well, it's a good thing White Oprah wasn't at this event, because then she'd hog up all the good shit during their mother/daughter bonding time in a bathroom stall. That's nice!
Here's these two fresh, pristine and young looking beauties posing inside the bottom of a barrel last night.
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Anyone wanna bet which one will end up in porn first?
Lindsay actually looked still like a kid in 2002 when she was 15-16. Ali at 15 looks like a cougar.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/lindsay_lohan_nose1.jpg
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Am on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:25pm.
Ali looks like Paulina Porikova's MUCH older sister.
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*ding, ding, ding,* WINNER....Wait, that was almost TOO NICE...You aren't a White Oprah plant, are ya? *sniffing Am for coke and jizz residue*....Ok, whores she's clean!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am looking at this photo and getting a "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" vibe, anyone else?
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:30pm.
Their combined age is not even 40, so how come they look like a couple of 'cougars' on the prowl?
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They are the stars of a new show: Desperate Crackwhores.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Their combined age is not even 40, so how come they look like a couple of 'cougars' on the prowl?
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
HMMMM...something nice ::taps fingers::
OK, Benjamina Button aka Ali doesn't look a day over 73. HONEST!
::whistles::
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
haven't you noticed that fingerbite thing she's been doing? MENTION IT
Ali looks like Paulina Porikova's MUCH older sister.
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OK, I know I've already said this, but I'm seriously bothered that Ali looks like she's crying in half these pictures.....and for God sakes, someone teach Lindsay how to self tan her feet! She looks horrible!
The white stuff are the crabs that couldn't get into BloHan's crotch because it was over capacity.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I wonder if Allie does the finger bite too or if she just stands there looking old.
Time for the hook to come in stage right and drag these two out of thew spotlight forever!
I really wish this orange psuedo-dyke would just go away and take her sister Methuselali with her.
LORY~I'll take coke for $1000!
Why does Ali look like she's crying?
Submitted by S_G on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 6:04pm.
Let's play a game...
The white substance on Ali's jeans (as seen in the first photo)... Coke or Cum?
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Both... plus foot powder...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
That fucking finger. I want to break it off and stick it in her sister's giant ear.
Here's something nice: Bobby Cannavale is fucking hot.
That is all.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Something nice? Um....Alli held her vom in despite her sister's coke/vodka bref/sweats that close to her....That's nice right?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Aw little Lindz didn't get an invite to the Met? Even z-listers like Ciara got invited to that crap.
Wow. I've never seen a teenager that needed a face lift...Well that's nicer than what I coulda said!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
WHY can't she get a clue and disappear for a couple of years/forever?
Shut up, bitches - Busted Ho is all the rage for next year! These ladies are fashion forward, I tell you!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Well, those girls look great! Not a day over 40!
(that's nice, right?)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 6:19pm.
Lindsay being nice to someone's Mom is very nice. Did that older lady win a contest or something?
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Ok, ill say my one nice thing...I really think that if she didnt have the fuck up parents and the drugs and booze in her life, and not be in Hollywood, she just may be a really sweet girl. I have a friend who is a makeup artist who worked with her on Georgia Rule, and she said she was really sweet, but sooo fucked up.
She just feel into the trap that tons of chickies there do every day. [with her mother leading her by the nose] She never stood a chance, and her sister is going to be the same. I hope the little brother runs for the hills.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Why is she picking her teeth? Looking for remnants of leftover Adderall? Her "younger" sister looks like a washed-out manager who's resorted to sucking cock for her client's movie roles. Isnt she like 12?
p.s. check out hohan's legs. is that orangey washed off look part of the SevinNyne selling point?
fucked up and fug, not a good combo.
Ali now looks like she is going on 50 years old while blohan looks like she has been walking the streets hooking it for 50 years.
ANd that finger in the mouth pose, give it up!!!
SHe must be recycling her coke boggers as she is, besides being fucked up, fugged up, and unemployed, broke as a joke
I wore that striped top to my last "Dress Like an 80's Slut" party.
emlarue
http://iminparentheses.blogspot.com/
I like her style. No matter how busted her face looks, she is always pulled together in the fashion dept. The pics that were posted the other day - she looked used, but her dress and shoes were hot. This one isn't my favorite outfit, but there certainly was thought put into it.
Two fucking nitwits together. Both are doomed to failure. LiLo already is treading water while Ali is oblivious to all the chaos.
LiLo is toast. Only Dr. Drew can save her ass.
What's up with that fugly carpet muncher, SamRo?
Gee, I bet their hair smells T-riffic!!
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Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
White Oprah's the worst stage mother I've ever seen. Where is she? Her meal ticket is going to put her in the poor house.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
Something nice:
Well, they both look high as fuck! Or fug...
"Eat a bowl of fuck!" - John Belushi
http://reverbnation.com/lovebomb
Wasn't it just about three years ago Blohan had friends other than her sister?
Something nice? Um... Ali doesn't look a day over 55 in these photos.
And it's not like Hohan's mouth has seen food in the past five years, so the only thing she could be picking out of her teeth is a wayward, STD-soaked pube from last night's back-alley trick.
I only had to say one nice thing. No way could I have thought up two.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Okay, say something nice...erm.... uh.... this is harder than I thought it would be.... okay, I got one- I got one~
Ali doesn't look as beat as Blohan YET.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Why's she trying to make out with her sister? Sorry Lindsay, Angelina was the first to try and make incest look cool.
Lilo's shoes are freakin awesome. Done!
I like Hohan's flower bracelet.
There! I did it!
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Nothing matters but the weekend
From a Tuesday point of view
Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
It looks like Lohan forgot to slather self tanner on her hands, it doesn't have the same eerie orange glow emanating from her face and chest. There that's nice, the color of the skin on her hands look normal. That took 5 minutes of meditation...
Ali's stomach looks good. MK that was a really hard one.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Oh for f@#$'s sake - why must Blohan put her finger in her mouth every time when she is so obviously saying "This is my new signature pose!" I loathe this piece of walking puke.
"Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes..." -Robbie Williams
Lindsay being nice to someone's Mom is very nice. Did that older lady win a contest or something?
Hey Mike , in '81 they already changed the name to Nissan. Just sayin', but yeah look like sumthin' I scrapped off my boot.
"Haute & Bothered" is a lame pun. It only "works" if you mispronounce "haute."
Nice pic. A WHORE and a WHORE WANNABE. How precious...
K, I'll say something nice: can she afford to have her nails done? Would make her hands look better. And eat a damned samich. U can actually bee too thin.
I was going to say, how does Lindsay know Carol Alt, and isn't she kind of old for a spangled belly shirt?
But that would've been dumb.
Picking at her teeth is so disgusting. I was always taught to keep your fingers OUT of your mouth, especially in public for God's sake.
I dont see anything white on Ali's pants, maybe Im not looking hard enough. Im trying not to look that close at all...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**