Say Something Nice
I feel like I need to Windex my screen over and over again after looking at pictures of these two. Why does HoHan always have to look like she's been sleeping under a car for the past few days? Not even a Lexus either. Bitch has looks like she's been napping under an '81 Datsun. Can't one of HoHan's friends throw an Adderall into a bath tub, so she can dive after it and get sort of clean? Oh, wait. This is a say something nice. I always forget that.
Okay....um...errr...um... Well, it's a good thing White Oprah wasn't at this event, because then she'd hog up all the good shit during their mother/daughter bonding time in a bathroom stall. That's nice!
Here's these two fresh, pristine and young looking beauties posing inside the bottom of a barrel last night.
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Ali reminds me of Susan Lucci.
I hate to say this, Lindsay looks like she's having a meal of dirt from her finger nail, cause she is not posing like that to be cute(Eye roll). Rhianna and Lily Allen must have altered their Shhhhh tattoos by now RIRI says Oh not she didn't, and Lily's says, Oh yes she did!!The nicest thing is Mom stayed home.
"Get that corn outta my face"!
What do these assholes hope to accomplish standing out infront of every and any opening night after night?
in that pic ali looks like lindays mom xD
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umm? aahh? ... (something nice?) ... errr! ?!? ... it's Wednesday, only two more days to the weekend...
She looks perplexed or constipated. Oh and filthy!
Has it ever occurred to Lindsay to just stay home one night? JUST ONE NIGHT? The best thing she could do for her 'career' is to fake her own disappearance for about 6 months. I'll help her.
Yeah, but you don't need all that for a career.
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Well, right - if Britney, Miley and Hilary Duff are considered singers...
But if there were fairness in this word, they'd all be working at McDonalds - and Ali too.
At least they didn't have to get all dressed up for the Met, this event was much more casual. There, that was nice.
Has Lindsay become a habitual nail biter?
I didn't even realize that was Ali! I thought it was some new piece Lindsey was using to get Sam jealous. They are both so gross. Just go away already! Lindsey needs to step it up Britney style if she wants press coverage for doing nada.
What's up with her new "finger in the mouth" pose? Retarded. She doesn't even look cute doing it.
Ummm...LiLo's watch is awesome. Seriously.
But she's a cracked out whore and doesn't deserve it. So...
*grabs Clarisse's shank and chops LiLo's hand off*
*pulls watch off wrist stump*
*runs away*
*Kidding.*
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Umm something nice...Ali's nose doesn't look fucked up and crooked in some of the pics! That's all I got for these two Twats!
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Submitted by magnificent_G on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:05am.
WTF - Ali sings? That girl could actually have a fucking career...what the hell is she doing? Like, she's not amazing or anything but still!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb-yPlS4-dM
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I agree... about her being not amazing. In fact she's got a totally ordinary voice. I know amateur singers who have voices 10 times better and can sing really, REALLY well.
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Yeah, but you don't need all that for a career.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by kbcan on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 7:39am.
You know these two attention-whores and their wretched mother are obviously following sites like this to read about themselves.
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Cuz they know we are all fat, spam-eating, mom-jean wearing haters, dontcha know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
You know these two attention-whores and their wretched mother are obviously following sites like this to read about themselves. So why can't they figure out they look disgusting and clean themselves up? And they are not at all helping their so-called "careers"?
Or is this whole family so deluded that they just think the negative comments are from jealous haters?
Something nice......um.....my monitor didn't shatter when this picture popped up on it. That was nice.
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I didn't even realize that was Ali. Holy shit. She's got the witchy poo nose and jaw line which makes her look ancient. She's so unfortunate looking.
Blohan's got that awful lipstick that Britney used to wear when she was in full cuckoo mode so could a mugshot be coming around the corner?
Morning sluts!
Say something nice? Okay, it looks like Blowhan saved a lot of money by doing her own make-up and using "Wet N Wild".
Hmmm, say something nice....
It's a good thing Ali doesn't have blond hair cause she'd be looking like FlapJack from Cartoon Network.
What?! My son watches that shit!
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WTF - Ali sings? That girl could actually have a fucking career...what the hell is she doing? Like, she's not amazing or anything but still!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb-yPlS4-dM
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I agree... about her being not amazing. In fact she's got a totally ordinary voice. I know amateur singers who have voices 10 times better and can sing really, REALLY well.
is her sister the only "friend" she has???
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:57pm.
That black haired girl has wonderful blue eyes, but she just screams emotional train wreck to me. Voice of experience, I'm afraid. Still, wish I could hit it... Very much...
the black haired girl is 'cough' her younger sister and those are contact lenses which she has taken to wearing- her eyes are naturally brown
and if you wish you could hit it you've got some serious eye/brain problems
Firecrotch needs to lay off the fake tan. She is streaky and she forgot her hoofs.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:51am.
@TITS: To be fair, I watched Margaret Cho record this on her show...and it sounded VERY LITTLE like this when she left the producers to "do their magic"....so there you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safIXksYMQA
It's not as good as Ali but still!
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AW I love me some Margaret Cho Ho! I even like her tattoos and I normally hate tattoos.
That show she had years ago was hilarious.
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
She has one of those 'Shhhhh' tat's on the finger she's being doing the multiple poses with lately. Looks like a message for someone.
@TITS: To be fair, I watched Margaret Cho record this on her show...and it sounded VERY LITTLE like this when she left the producers to "do their magic"....so there you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safIXksYMQA
It's not as good as Ali but still!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
first i thought, shit, she's orange, then i thought, ok, that must be her new girlfriend who's about forty. then i relized it's her 14-year old sister
something nice.
Their mom isn't there.
That's nice.
Something nice?! They're both still among the living! Heck, I guess Dina would think that's nice,at least...
Ali is fucking FUG. Like Rumer fug. Go the fuck away, you wannabe drugged-out starlet.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
say something nice,uh? you see that dust particle on the faaaaaaar corner,it looks nice.
what's with the posing with her finger in her mouth? I think I've seen a ton of those pics already.
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The headliner is to get your attention. The Blohan sisters are dirty, mangy looking skanks.
Meet me in Open Post? Would love to hear you are at least coping if not semi ok?
The nicest thing I can say about these two is that neither of them has spawned as of yet. If we're lucky, they'll both turn out to be sterile (assuming Lilo doesn't take a dirt nap anytime soon).
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--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Last one is obviously Ed Westick. But who was the "teenager" he dated before Jessica whatever her last C+ name is.
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something nice... uummm... the background behind these two shit filled skanks is very nice, i guess
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That black haired girl has wonderful blue eyes, but she just screams emotional train wreck to me. Voice of experience, I'm afraid. Still, wish I could hit it... Very much...
Cuter than samro, but I really like samro--I grew to like her watching the way she dealt with lilo. Class act near as I can tell. Hohan is a pinball in the game of life.
PS, what's with hohan's eye makeup? Did she get a straight guy to do it or something? Looks like 90% of the racoon girls I used to see at middle school when my kids were that age.
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Something nice: they are rocking the Dollar Tree and Claire's Boutique accessories. Check out the rad Wet 'N Wild 99 cent coral nightmare on their lips. The discount wallet with key chain hanging off of it will be the next big thing on the red carpet. Just you wait, Sarah Jessica Parker and Victoria Beckham will be copying this look immediately. Oh, and they are very well put together for having gotten dressed and ready in the Chevron gas station bathroom.
For someone to be hawking spray tan, Hohan always looks as though she has slathered herself in hot wing sauce. Not a very good advertisement for what I am sure is a high quality product. [Insert maniacal, sarcastic laughter here.]
The day shift hooker next to her has that vomitous look on her face because Hohan's breath smells like rotten smegma.
Lastly, the timing on this is hilarious; the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala was held yesterday. Just a couple of years ago, Hohan attended the event. Now it appears the best that she can do is get paid in meth and wine coolers to appear at the grand opening of the local TGIFriday's. EPIC FAIL!
She STILL can't seem to get the last of Sam's pubes out of her teeth.
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That poor child looks 45 and she is still a teenager. I bet she looks at Lindsay who is "the pretty one" and says "Fucking waster and loser. Why'd you get the good genes and the best acting gigs and then go fuck up the Hohan name for me. Skank!"
She is SO saying that.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:31pm.
Had to laugh at the related videos column: Hayden Panettiere
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Haha! I noticed that too - I almost posted it as it is JUST as elegant as these two put together.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:07pm.
WTF - Ali sings? That girl could actually have a fucking career...what the hell is she doing? Like, she's not amazing or anything but still!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb-yPlS4-dM
I can't find the pic that made me hate her SO much but hey - check out this Lindsay pick! It's very nice! If you're looking for somewhere to place your penis that is!:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31528
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I bet she sucks cock really well. That's something nice, right?
And oy! that vid! How... um... wholesome. You're correct her voice doesn't suck. That's assuming that anything we heard resembled her actual voice. I could see her doing jingles - like 'stinky cat'.
Had to laugh at the related videos column: Hayden Panettiere
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Oh WAIT say something NICE..... ummmmm okay..... the media wall looks really nice!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by KobeLover on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:23pm.
....someone teach Lindsay how to self tan her feet! She looks horrible!
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WTF??? Serious? Please don't worry about her fuckin feet cuz the crack cocaine she's snortin will eventually fall on top of her feet too and she can just sorta "blend" it in as she squirms around with that fucking dirty ass stained finger in her mouth tryin to be lookin all sexay, eh? as long as she looks "hot"??? She'll be dead before year end.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:07pm.
Hahaha. Nice lindsay pic. I think her blow-up doll was modeled after that pic.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
WTF - Ali sings? That girl could actually have a fucking career...what the hell is she doing? Like, she's not amazing or anything but still!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb-yPlS4-dM
I can't find the pic that made me hate her SO much but hey - check out this Lindsay pick! It's very nice! If you're looking for somewhere to place your penis that is!:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31528
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Oops! Say something nice: neither of them looks nerdy or overly academic