Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

What superstar has a seriously annoying girlfriend? She bugs her dude with constant diva-like demands ... even during his golf games! (Gatecrasher)

This might be too too too obvious, but I'll go with Justin Timberdouche and She-Hulk Biel?

Which famous TV (and film) personality once try to off herself? We’ve heard tales before of her abusive past, and the odds she had to overcome to become a success. What has never been publicly revealed was a failed action she once took at the depths of her despair. Ever the consummate planner, she even wrote out instructions as to the exact floral arrangements she wanted at her memorial. (Blind Gossip)

Oh, lord. If I type her name, will I be struck down? Op...No, I felt a little ting. Not going to do it.

Which celebrity couple is nicknamed “Bye-bi STI” for their habit of picking up men or women for threesomes… and leaving them with sexually transmitted infections? (3am Girls)

Sting and Trudie? You know how those kinky tantric bitches do it.

This up an coming B- list television actor is on a very hit ensemble show. He hasn't really done much except for the show, but because of his high name recognition and the show's popularity I am giving him a B-. Anyway, he and this teenager starting dating and it was fairly public until he started dating his C+ co-star. She is C because her name recognition isn't as big. Anyway, our actor has continued to date the teenager and his co-star as well as others. When our actor was out of the country doing press, his co-star found out about the teenager and has vowed revenge. As an added twist, the teenager has been our actor's drug purchaser so that he is never caught actually buying his nose candy. (CDAN)

Chuck Bass (who ironically has the face of a catfish) and that Vanessa broad from Gossip Girl?

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Submitted by kImß€®£¥ on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:53pm.

#4 has to be Milo Ventigmilia and Hayden Panetierre.

Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:21am.

Jessica Biel is a b****.I have a cousin who works with Justin Timberlake and has met both Jessica and Cameron Diaz. She said Cameron was really nice but Jessica is not.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:32am.

what idiot wants a floral arrangement if tey off themself? If i was to off myself i wouldn't care wtf went on.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:40pm.

This fucking douchebag website spammer is in every thread tonite.

Anyway, I like oprah for the suicide plan. Though so many celebrities have abusive pasts and depression, many answers would be correct.

I don't think its rosie, because nobody cares what she thinks.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:40pm.

Last one sounds like Ed Westick. But who was the "teenager" he dated before Jessica whatever her last C+ name is?

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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:10pm.

Could you be afraid to type M----- S------?

(me too)

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:35pm.

just because timberlake is doing well doesn't mean he ain't white trash

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:23pm.

Isn't number 1 Ryan Phillipe?

See? I know some things!

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 7:48pm.

i hear beyonce is secretly in love with JT.

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Submitted by lise1914 on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:54pm.

I'm almost entirely sure that #2 is Martha. Read the description! Sounds like her completely.

Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:44pm.

wow, gross gross gross.

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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:05pm.

FINALLY!!!
I can guess "One of the twinks from Gossip Girl" and be right!!
#4 Chuck Bass....real name Ed Westwick, Catfishface.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:27pm.

I also thought Oprah for #2. But she's so narcissitic, she probably would have done a whole show about suicide and then do her big reveal and
insert her big ass into the discussion.

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:02pm.

Submitted by mharker on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:27pm.

My guess for #2 is Rosie O'Donnell, although it probably is Oprah.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:22pm.

Teri Hatcher was never really in movies, though. Lois and Clark (the Superman thing) was a TV show.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.

Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:00pm.

lol somehow I can't see Rosie O'Donnell caring about the floral arrangements at her funeral.

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Submitted by mharker on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:57pm.

My guess for #2 is Rosie O'Donnell, although it probably is Oprah.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:22pm.

Teri Hatcher was never really in movies, though. Lois and Clark (the Superman thing) was a TV show.

Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:50pm.

Haha I like this BI:

BLIND GOSSIP 05/04
Here’s the inside scoop on three women with floundering careers. Actually, the word "career" when used in connection with any of the three is debatable, because none of them has a job that requires anything remotely resembling skills. If you ask them, they like to say they are an "actress", "model", "entertainer", "fashion designer" or "singer", but the truth is, none of them have any hope of a long-term plan. Girl 1 thought her reality show gig would propel her to higher heights, but she has completely bombed when trying to explore any opportunities beyond the reality genre. Her acting skills were described by one director as "appalingly bad". Expect her to return to reality as if it was a purposeful choice. Girl 2 once had a job, but dropped her career to become the accessory of a former reality star. Her last movie bombed and she has since flunked every audition for anything resembling a real gig. Now that her relationship is over (yes, it is), and she is running out of money, she may have nowhere to go but reality TV. Girl 3 also made her bones as a reality star, but has dabbled in absolutely everything. Thankfully, we’ll be seeing less of her in the US as she spends more time overseas, where she can still command appearance fees that are a mere 25% of what she once earned.
Girl 1: Kristen Cavalari
Girl 2: Vanessa Minello
Girl 3: Paris Hilton

COME AT ME, BITCH!

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:36pm.

#3: Peter Andre and Jordan.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by missrepresent on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:18pm.
#1 is definitely Biel.
I MIL works with a woman who's son's girlfriend is her personal asst.

Case closed! *gavel*

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:34pm.

The only part about #4 that makes me think it can't be Chuck Bass is the fairly public relationship with the teenager...wouldn't that mean we would have heard about it? The rest of it sounds like him especially since he just went to the British Film Awards...

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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:18pm.

I can see Oprah for #2. She will reveal certain things that make her look like a victim, like the abuse and rape. She is the victim in those cases. But with things like her alleged forays into Gayle's no-no, and the suicide thing, she won't admit to. First of all, they could make her unpopular in the public's eye. Admitting to attempting suicide would get her attention but a lot of it would be negative, even if she is Oprah.

COME AT ME, BITCH!

Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:15pm.

1. Tims/Biel- She is an annoying clinger.

2. Oprah? If so, I bet it would be the most exquisite memorial in history.

3. Sting

4. Ed Westwick/ that Vanessa girl

Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:02pm.

I cannot envision anyone putting anything up Trudie Styler's toxic vagina. Unless of course it was the snake from Mambo/Fair Game. Then it's a party! Die bitch....die.

Submitted by Hairicane on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:22pm.
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That seems like a good guess, but is she a super planner?

I first thought of Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Anniston, but neither have reported abusive pasts...so, I got nuthin'!

Edited to add: Everyone at Blind Gossip is saying Oprah. And MK started to say it..."Op....."

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:57pm.

I also thought Oprah for #2. But she's so narcissitic, she probably would have done a whole show about suicide and then do her big reveal and
insert her big ass into the discussion.

Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:55pm.

Y'know, everytime I read these blind items I can't help but wonder, is every celebrity a dirtbag? Does fame mean you must be an asshole or have skeletons in your closet or a dildo up your ass or drugs up your nose? Must you cheat on your spouse or neglect your family or be ridden with sexually transmitted diseases? Is it impossible for a nice normal person to be talented and famous?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:52pm.

Just to be different, I'm going to go with Terri Snatcher for #2; She's famous because of Desperate Housewives (I guess?) and she was in Superman and she did reveal major child abuse and depression in her past.

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:51pm.

OH yeah. #1 is JT and She-Wolf.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:51pm.

Stoney, Usher married his beast. Not him.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.

Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:50pm.

PSL ~ thanks for the catch!

Change my guess to:
1. Jack Wagner & Heather Locklear
...I googled famous celeb golfer. Sounds like a good guess to me.

Submitted by snarkolepsy on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:49pm.

Chuck Bass (who ironically has the face of a catfish)
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MK should totes be writing for 30 Rock. Hilarious.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:48pm.

Why would Timberdouche pander to Diva-esque demands from a beard? I mean, let's face it, he's not the one in the relationship that likes to go diving for clams. Both of those two give off super gay vibes.

#3....ugh. Shawn and Larry King, lol.

I bet Sting and Trudie have rampant crabs because you know they keep their shit 70s style. Just thinking about this BI makes me sore, ew.

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Submitted by harrybalsac on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:48pm.

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Submitted by missrepresent on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:48pm.

#1 is definitely Biel.
I MIL works with a woman who's son's girlfriend is her personal asst.
Apparently she is a total beyotch. They were in Dubai or something and she got treated like royalty, but still wanted more. She wanted some amusement park shut down for her as if she was really famous.