Tuesday, May 5th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Andre Leon Talley
When Andre Leon Talley hit the red carpet at last night's Costume Gala shit, whores should've scuttled away. There's no topping this! And by that I mean he's totally a bottom. But seriously, an Adidas graduation tarp paired with "pilgrimess at a fancy party" shoes and Aretha Franklin's charm anklet? Only Andre Leon Talley could pull this off. Andre probably just rolled out a bed and onto this outfit. It's that easy for him. I need him to touch me on the forehead and bless me with his fabulousness. Just one glimpse at Andre makes my no-no shimmy and that's a good thing.
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Apparently, they've changed the name to...
Australia's Next Top Eyebrows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtoEFWbDklk
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
ESE,
I bought bacon this afternoon. Make a mean brekkie sarnie.
Honestly just glad to have you amongst us.
xxx
If you do need me, email mk for deets of mail.
Am off for the night.
GO NUCKERS!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:25pm.
you know damn well which tour ya booked!! once things are settled, i think i'm gonna go back to CT and hit Foxwoods... or catch a Britney show at the Mohegan Sun... i hear it's a place to get up on stage and dance!
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Well, she does say it right in Circus:
"Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do!"
So there you go. Damn - I wish I'd remembered that on the Britney thread...it's too far now...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
not for nothing, but it's what i got playing...
"They disembarked in 45
And no-one spoke and no-one smiled
There were to many spaces in the line.
Gathered at the cenotaph
All agreed with the hand on heart
To sheath the sacrificial Knifes.
But now,
She stands upon, Southampton dock
With her handkerchief
And her summer frock, clings
To her wet body in the rain.
In quiet desperation, knuckles
White upon the slippery reins
She bravely waves the boys Goodbye again.
And still the dark stain spreads between
His shoulder blades.
A mute reminder of the poppy fields and graves.
And when the fight was over
We spent what they had made.
But in the bottom of our hearts
We felt the final cut."
... see ya, all
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:25pm.
you know damn well which tour ya booked!! once things are settled, i think i'm gonna go back to CT and hit Foxwoods... or catch a Britney show at the Mohegan Sun... i hear it's a place to get up on stage and dance!
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See if you can get Britney to do it, I've only seen her wander around stage in a catatonic daze.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:25pm.
you know damn well which tour ya booked!! once things are settled, i think i'm gonna go back to CT and hit Foxwoods... or catch a Britney show at the Mohegan Sun... i hear it's a place to get up on stage and dance!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
ESE,
Glad to hear it.
If you need a break from Fla., the couch is no joke. Some PNW air might do you some good.
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Or, you can join me in Vegas May 18th for a week of wholesome, family friendly fun. Or drunken carousing and gambling. I keep forgetting which tour I booked.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
thank you... and, um(lemme find a joke)... is there bacon included in this proposal?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
Glad to hear it.
If you need a break from Fla., the couch is no joke. Some PNW air might do you some good.
Keep on yang. We lurve you.
EEG, i'm coping... refreshing, waiting for her number to be online so i can put $ in her account, thanks for asking
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
where can you find the millionaire? a friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ___classymingle.com____ She has been intimate with millionaire who she gets to know on this site , some celebrities have a profile on that site. you can talk with them online. loooool~~~
It looks like he forgot to take off his raincoat!
Re; Face Transplants:
Ok, so no lie - I was watching this comedian who was talking about a guy he met who lost his nose in some tragic accident or something...and he said that they, basically, GREW (cloned) a new nose for him on his forehead...do you think that's what MJ's doing? That's why he's always SO covered up...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
It's great! If you scroll so you can just see his feet he could be Fantasia or Aretha or Jennifer Hudson or just about girl with black feet who might wear a long dress!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
It's a fucking moo-moo thats been bedazzled! Andre, you should be ashamed of yourself. I think that's worse than wearing a banana clip on the runway!!!
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!! The sound geek at the Q got hold of that shit "Single Ladies" song!!!!
There's no "Single Ladies" shit in basketball!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:30pm.
Momus - well, I'm still waiting on one of our manufacturs to give us a quote so I have two for comparison. The client wanted the bid today, but, it's going to have to be tomorrow. I just got off the phone with the manufactur and it's not ready till tomorrow.
UGH!
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Call him back! Tell him you need it today because tomorrow you're going to have ebola food poisoning from eating rotten mystery meats at lunch today!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Carrot!
It's dem sexeh eyebrows!!! Mmmmmm kayyyyy!
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Momus - well, I'm still waiting on one of our manufacturs to give us a quote so I have two for comparison. The client wanted the bid today, but, it's going to have to be tomorrow. I just got off the phone with the manufactur and it's not ready till tomorrow.
UGH!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:00pm.
WHEW! Proposal is DONE! Off to the boss for editing, then.......we'll see!
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Lucky you. I'm still writing my motion for appointment that I must file today.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I was just checking out pictures of the woman who had the first face transplant in the U.S, and it's pretty amazing what they did.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Not sure if this was discussed yet, but has anyone else seen the new "True Blood" trailer?!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Clarisse, that gets the biggest damn high five ever.
WHEW! Proposal is DONE! Off to the boss for editing, then.......we'll see!
No I didn't go. First time in like, ten years. Non-stop rain, plus being sick and broke...it just didn't make sense to go.
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Stock Broker!!!
In the immortal words of Wooderson... "All right, all right, all right!!"
Carrot!
No matter what, you will always have me!! BONUS!
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Clarisse ~ come sit on my lap so I can forgive you for waking me up.
Stoney, did you go to MiM?
And on an unrelated note--fucking christ. Everybody decided to mow their damn lawn today and of course my window is facing the wrong side. It's like they can't manage to do it in the morning and always know exactly when I need to be reading or focusing on something. I can't tunnel my mind through that irritating noise.
It smells like damn cow poo in here. I am not impressed.
"AUTHORITIES BAFFLED AS BEAR TRAPS BAITED WITH DOUGHNUTS CONTINUE TO DECIMATE POLICE FORCES ACROSS AMERICA"
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I can't..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:36pm.
cops can smell a drop of boston creme from 40 city blocks away
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:33pm.
Like when they put a crash test dummy in the water for those National Geographic shows. That shark must be pissed after taking a chunk out of the same shit shauna sands tits are made of
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lmao @ Stoney's Proposal
lol at dropping water on sharks' snouts. I'm more in the mood to waterboard a bunch of cops though, after today's story.
But the shark thing does bring me to a debate a sparked a few years ago, which is "If I shot a whale, would it even feel it?". My guess is HELL NO. Being shot at point blank range would be like a mosquito bite to those fuckers. I feel like I would have to shove something in its blowhole to really GET IT.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I feel in the mood to taunt some sharks.
I want to go drop a big thing of blood in the water and wait till they come and start biting at my boat then Chinese water torture them by dropping blood from an eyedropper right onto their big snouts.
Stoney - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! OMG I wish!
I have to be more technical and descriptive. Break down, material costs and labor, for each.
Yeah, they need to see where $53,000 is going.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:27pm.
JUST PUT IN SOME FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID MONEY AT 5% AND WATCH THE GODDAMN DOLLARS ROLL THE FUCK IN. SPIN AROUND IN YOUR STUPID TWIRLING CHAIR THEN CASH YOUR PAYCHECK AND GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN ROAST BEEF AND A STUPID LITER OF VODKA AND CALL IT A FUCKING DAY.
End proposal.
LMFAO, I'LL Gave you all my money if you give me something like that
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Stoney - seriously.
If sharks' sense of smell is so awesome, wouldn't they be able to smell your blood through your fucking skin? I mean it's only a couple inches of fat and flesh. Wouldn't a human in general smell like a swimming sack of In-N-Out to a shark anyway?
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
COME AT ME, BITCH!
JUST PUT IN SOME FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID MONEY AT 5% AND WATCH THE GODDAMN DOLLARS ROLL THE FUCK IN. SPIN AROUND IN YOUR STUPID TWIRLING CHAIR THEN CASH YOUR PAYCHECK AND GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN ROAST BEEF AND A STUPID LITER OF VODKA AND CALL IT A FUCKING DAY.
End proposal.
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you are all some funny sluts/whores/dudes today
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:06pm.
why are bitches going to the beach on their period, THERE COULD BE SHARKS!!!!!
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Yes, it's called mother nature's way of culling the dumb ones.
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Considering a great white can smell one drop of blood in 30,000 gallons of water.
*shock*
I'm off to happy hour with my boss bitches!
I'll drink a couple for all of you!
c' ya all tomorrow!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Just write the proposal in Charles Manson speak, M.E.
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fling!!!!
I have to go... I'm going to keep an eye out for the fire that's burning here in SB
Sorry....I just call 'em like I see 'em. You guys can have Bale. There are limits on how douchey a guy can be. He's crossed the douche-line into the unfuckable zone.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I have brain damage today. I cannot for the LIFE of me think straight. And I'm having the hardest time trying to word a propsal. UGH!
Kill me now.
Stock Broker,
For the LAST time, I said that I was sorry for waking you up!!!
Sensi,
OH NO YOU DID NOT just put Zac Effron in the same.
sentence.
as CHRISTIAN FUCKIN BALE?!?!?!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:50pm.
Oh, and I hate it when my cell phone rings and I ignore it, then my house phone immediately starts rining.
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One of my BIGGEST pet peeves!