When A Dirty Mouth Can Get You Into Trouble
If you can't swear during an emergency, when can you? Seriously. Every other word that comes out of my gutter mouth is a "fuck" or "cunt" word, so I can only imagine what I would sound like during a 911 call. The operator would have to wash his ears out with Tidy Bowl and go to confession after he was done with me. When bitches panic, a whole lot of "fucks" tend to come flying out, because they are freaking out! Well, a dumb fuck police officer in Lincoln Park, Michigan doesn't understand this.
When a 17-year-old girl's father, who was at home recovering from brain surgery, had a seizure, she immediately called 911. While the phone was ringing, she said "What the fuck?" I guess 911 starts recording even while the phone is ringing, so the officer heard her curse. His panties got all twisted up and he told her to stop using that kind of language. The girl answered with, "Send me a fucking ambulance!" HA! The cop responded by hanging up on her face!
The girl called a few more times and each time ended with the cop hanging up on her. Yes, the girl kept cursing and threatened to sue him, but the cop also never asked her what the emergency was. He even called her a buffoon. Yeah, what an amazing comeback.
The cop finally called the police department, but made it sound like the girl was the crazy one. While he was doing this, the girl ran a couple of blocks to the police department to get an ambulance. Well, who was there to greet her? Her arch rival, Officer Prudy McPrudester! He arrested her on the spot and booked her for a crime that doesn't even exist.
The girl's father eventually got help and he's recovering at home. The girl and her family got a lawyer and plan to sue the police department.
Obviously, this dude's ears are fragile like fresh spring daisies, so he should probably not be answering 911 calls. All he had to do was tell the girl, "Bitch, calm the fuck down and tell me what the fuck is fucking wrong!" Speak her language! Is that so hard to do?
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Since when do actual police officers answer 911?
Apparently that cop wants to get shit canned. I can't believe how rude he was. When people call 911, the fucking Emily Post manners go out the window.
If your sensibilities are so delicate you can't handle a goddamn fuck word that someone busts out with in a moment of fear and anguish, then maybe your pansy ass should get to steppin' to the unemployment line.
Even if she hadn't offended him with her swearing, he's probably one of those insufferable pricks who would only send an ambulance after reminding her to say "please".
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
People like that mother fucking self-righteous superior piece of shit cop make me goddamn mother fucking STABBY!!!! Jesus fucking christ!!!! My goddamn fucking father needs a fucking goddamn ambulance, this is not second grade wash my fucking mouth out with soap time you overly sensitive bible thumping feces infested cunt smacker! Fuck!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
YAY profanity galore!
what a dumb muthafucka!
What a cunt! when my oven was on fire and I called emergency I used every single curse word available! MY FUCKING OVENS ON FUCKING FIRE! WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT DO I DO! The lady was very nice actually and just told me to go outside and wait... I felt like an idiot because all I had to do was close the door and when she told me to they now have me recorded saying "it won't blow up will it?"
Im not a big fan of lawsuits, but in this case... I hope this FUCKING BITCH gets FUCKING everything, including prudie mcprudes shriveled up balls in a mason jar. FUCKIN-A!
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
not in the least bit surprised
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
That fucking cop is a fucking horse's fucking ass!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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