Tuesday, May 5th 2009

When A Dirty Mouth Can Get You Into Trouble


If you can't swear during an emergency, when can you? Seriously. Every other word that comes out of my gutter mouth is a "fuck" or "cunt" word, so I can only imagine what I would sound like during a 911 call. The operator would have to wash his ears out with Tidy Bowl and go to confession after he was done with me. When bitches panic, a whole lot of "fucks" tend to come flying out, because they are freaking out! Well, a dumb fuck police officer in Lincoln Park, Michigan doesn't understand this.

When a 17-year-old girl's father, who was at home recovering from brain surgery, had a seizure, she immediately called 911. While the phone was ringing, she said "What the fuck?" I guess 911 starts recording even while the phone is ringing, so the officer heard her curse. His panties got all twisted up and he told her to stop using that kind of language. The girl answered with, "Send me a fucking ambulance!" HA! The cop responded by hanging up on her face!

The girl called a few more times and each time ended with the cop hanging up on her. Yes, the girl kept cursing and threatened to sue him, but the cop also never asked her what the emergency was. He even called her a buffoon. Yeah, what an amazing comeback.

The cop finally called the police department, but made it sound like the girl was the crazy one. While he was doing this, the girl ran a couple of blocks to the police department to get an ambulance. Well, who was there to greet her? Her arch rival, Officer Prudy McPrudester! He arrested her on the spot and booked her for a crime that doesn't even exist.

The girl's father eventually got help and he's recovering at home. The girl and her family got a lawyer and plan to sue the police department.

Obviously, this dude's ears are fragile like fresh spring daisies, so he should probably not be answering 911 calls. All he had to do was tell the girl, "Bitch, calm the fuck down and tell me what the fuck is fucking wrong!" Speak her language! Is that so hard to do?

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tellulikeitis's picture

Wow. Get the liberals talking about shitty police officers is like giving out free donuts to the fatties at Dunkin Donuts.

Don't all cream your pants at the same time, lefties!

yucko's picture

This isn't even really funny to me. This guy was jeopardizing a potentially severe situation for his own unrealistic fuckwit ideals. I wish people like this would get smacked with a brick.

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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

the last time i was rude to a cop it was because he told me he could have me arrested and my car impounded for backing up within a foot of his scooter/motorcycle because he was parked in the fucking middle of the parking lot!
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You know, my experiences with cops (when I'm on either side, altho, I've never been caught for anything really bad)...have always been really good. They've been totally professional, aware, reasonable and direct.

ONCE tho...for a STUPID reason...I was riding my bike the half-block to the street where I could really ride...Now, I'm a "don't-try-this-at-home" rider - I can ride slower than people walk for a long, long time. There were people so I was doing just that...and this woman starts edging towards me as she walks and I'm riding RIGHT on the curb...part of the reason I'm doing that is becuz I'm on an impossibly narrow street that really SHOULD be one way but isn't - there aren't even room for the two lanes of cars, they have to go around each other....so i didn't wanna die, you know?

As she gets closer, I can see her scowling at me...but you know what? I make it. I'm still able to ride around her and stay on the sidewalk but when I get there she screams in my face:
YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE!
I said: NO, YOU'RE gonna hurt someone, why you pushing me off the road?
She said: I'm a COP, you know!
I said: Well, maybe you could put a little more CIVIL in your SERVICE, nawmsayin'?

...and rode off around the corner! LOL! She was off-duty anyways.

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I love how normal citizens aren't allowed to get angry over how they are being treated without the fear of being arrested. You have an negative opinion about how I'm doing my cop job? Straight to the clink for you!

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WTF was that shit?! That girl was scared and Sargeant Prima Donna's delicate ears couldn't discern that she was terrified that her dad was dying. Amazing! Then to have the audacity to slap her with misdemeanors like that when she came to the police station to find out who the asshole was so she could tell him off (well that wasn't such a good idea either, but an ambulance was needed). This was a MASSIVE FAIL on the part of the police, pulling rank like that!

I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.

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I have known many good and loyal officers.

There are bad people in every profession. John List was a fucking accountant.

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"Bitch, calm the fuck down and tell me what the fuck is fucking wrong!" Speak her language! Is that so hard to do?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:55pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/05/2009 - LMAO! I teach at a major university and I can tell you that English is about to disappear as far as the "younger people" are concerned. All you need to know is fuck, awesome, like, and fuck. Then point at things to get your idea across.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kids around here love "Y'know whut ahm sayin?".
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Submitted by Lavadama
Turns out there was someone that got killed a couple of blocks away from where I lived, and the cops chose to stop and question THE GIRL WITH THE GLITTERY PINK BIKE.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/05/2009 - LMAO! I teach at a major university and I can tell you that English is about to disappear as far as the "younger people" are concerned. All you need to know is fuck, awesome, like, and fuck. Then point at things to get your idea across.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kids around here love "Y'know whut ahm sayin?".

No, actually I don't. How do they pass their SAT'S?

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Apparently this control freak wasn't on phone duty due to disciplinary action!

the vid says he had several commendations on his record, and good performance reviews which in real world talk means NOTHING. He was probably commended by his fellow cops, and it's almost unheard of for a unionized employee to have a bad review on file. Doesn't happen - rare as hens teeth.

more news:

When Ledesma walked into the police station a short while later to find out the officer's name so she could file a complaint against him, she was arrested for misusing the 911 system and locked up pending a court hearing.

She had been charged with phone harassment and disturbing the peace, both misdemeanors.

According to police, she repeatedly swore in the lobby of the police station and yelled at McFarland, an officer for 20 years. Once she was arrested, the report says, the teen refused to comply and had to be restrained to a bench.

Police Lt. Brian Hawk, who previously had said he supported McFarland's decision to arrest Ledesma, is overseeing an internal investigation into how the 911 calls were handled.

The city prosecutor said he reviewed the evidence in the case and wasn't satisfied he had enough to prove Ledesma guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

"At this point in time, the city chooses to not prosecute the matter further," Kohlstrand said, adding that charges could be reinstated at any time over the next two years.

Why the fuck did City Prosecutor Norman Kohlstrand feel the need to add that she could be charged at any time in the next two years?

This story just went from bad to worse.

Perfect example of closing ranks.

Fuckers.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

the last time i was rude to a cop it was because he told me he could have me arrested and my car impounded for backing up within a foot of his scooter/motorcycle because he was parked in the fucking middle of the parking lot! then he gave me shit about how far back my seat was laid, gansta lean ya know, then he asked where i was from and told me he didn't know how they did things in MT BUT IN CA.... blah, blah blah.... i ended up being quiet and just rolling my eyes so i could get the fuck out of there after his 15 min of bitching me out.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:29pm.

Yes this cop was clearly an asshole for doing what he did but then again the girl shouldn't have been wasting her time to calling him back to get his name and to make threats about getting him fired. There was plenty of time for that after she got help.

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I agree, this was my thought when I viewed the report. As angel_1 said, she is young and she was panicked, so I wouldn't be too hard on her, but doing that did not diffuse the situation any. And when you tell a supreme douche/asshole that you're going to sue them, that tends to bring out even more douchie-ness...if this went to trial, a lawyer would probably use this to try to show that the girl wasn't really all that concerned with her father, blah blah blah, but I doubt it will get to trial...if the PD is smart, they'll settle with the family. I think the rule should be to be extra tolerant and liberal minded when dealing with folks who call 911...

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Hairicane, the dude was in training to be a cop at the time. I as his neighbor had previously been asked to answer some questions about his character by some dude doing a background check on him. He told me to call the force if I had anything to add, so obviously when I noticed what had been going on with his cat (this whole cat thing is a long story) I called the police and told them I had make a huge mistake answering his background check questions like I had. They seemed genuinely concerned over the phone and had me come in and leave a written statement. Nothing ever came of it ultimately, the guy got the job. But he did come to my boyfriend's restaurant, in uniform, and I fucking bitched him out and told him that I knew what he had done, that he disgusted me, and that he wasn't welcome back. Well instead of arresting me he left with his tail between his legs and never showed his ass back there again.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that right now, this cop is pretty much a red-headed step child to the rest of his co-workers. He totally disgraced the department and made them all look like asshole idiots. Even among cops there are those who the rest of them don't like, and that is probably THIS guy. He's probably an asshole even to his coworkers, all holier than thou.
Before this incident I'll bet you could find cops he works with that would tell you they wouldn't be surprised to see this dickwad in this situation.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

TheStraightMan's picture

This is what you get when you combine a sense of entitlement & authority with a job that requires service. Self-righteous douche bags who look down their noses at the people they are supposed to help. Then their asshat unions make it so they can never be fired for obvious misconduct.

We need to stop approving cop salary and budget raises every time they ask for it.

CindyC's picture

What an asshole! If my family member died because of this, I would probably track him down and shoot him.

It's sickening. Did he lose his job? He certainly deserves to.

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LIKE, FUCK! FUCK? FUCK! Fuck, dude.

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Since everybody is busting out their cop stories, I have one.

I was 12 years old and riding the girliest, most glittery bike in the whole neighborhood. I was even wearing overalls!

Anyway, Two cops pulled over and asked me where I was going, what I was doing ETC. I was then given the "you fit the description of someone we're looking for". Turns out there was someone that got killed a couple of blocks away from where I lived, and the cops chose to stop and question THE GIRL WITH THE GLITTERY PINK BIKE. Yeah, that's totally what a killer would use as a getaway vehicle.

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pennythecat's picture

what a fucking moron. Yet another example of how cops are dipshits who would be nothing if they couldn't use their badge to take the place of their balls. I hope this idiot gets creamed in the lawsuit.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 05/05/2009 -

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're, like, fucking awesome.

...and don't think I don't like fucking know it. Just pointing out that the girl is only speaking her native tongue.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:45pm.

She should have said, "Send me a monkey-fighting ambulance in a Monday-to-Friday hurry!!!"

WOOOOOOORRRRRRRD!!!!!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

I cursed a highway patrolman out last summer and all he said to me was "That's not very ladylike Ms Devilgirl"

Now THAT'S a grown up reaction one should be able to expect from a gun-toting person who represents an entire state's law agency.
What state you in, DG?

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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She should have said, "Send me a monkey-fighting ambulance in a Monday-to-Friday hurry!!!"

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What a fucking ass douche. I hope she sues.

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This fucking sucks - ASSHOLE, and the mojority of them ARE, What sucks is even if she does sue him they won't get much, no life was lost and unless the father suffered permanent brain damage no real damages can be proven they'll give her a shitty ass offer that her attorney will probably advise her to take it. UUGGHHH that makes me mad - fucken hate cops.
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:30pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:27pm.

and then they make it damn near impossible for a good guy like my man to get a job as a police officer because he has one misdemeanor charge from fucking 10 years ago when he was 19. glad everyone's got their priorities straight.

That's too bad. Everybody makes mistakes. They're hiring from the human race, not perfect robots.
Someone's past shouldn't haunt them for the rest of their lives if it was just a minor incident and they've been without further incident for TEN years.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Hairicaine, I live in West Virginia...in the civilized part! The cops here have always been a fucking joke, for the 30 ridiculous incidents I see in traffic EVERY DAY, I have never seen a crazy ass driver be pulled over. So much fuckery goes on where people's lives are in immediate danger on the roads, and cops here seem to mostly focus on busting kids for pot.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:22pm.Third, we used to live next to a now-Deputy Sheriff who left his cat locked in his apartment for a month to die. I called to police and filed a formal report and obviously, documented animal abuse isn't a valid reason to keep someone off the force. It goes on and fucking on. Our lives are in the hands of trash.

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That's fkg evil and disgusting.

I think the police are the wrong ppl to go to to complain about a cop. I assume you also tried animal control or the Humane Society and they told you to file a complaint?

I cursed a highway patrolman out last summer and all he said to me was "That's not very ladylike Ms Devilgirl"

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BangoSkank's picture

Jesusfuckingcuntlickingchristallfuckingmighty.

Really? These are the assholes answering 911 calls?

We're all fucked.

And as someone else pointed out, he was all self-rightious toughguy on the phone with the foul-mouthed little chicky, but ran from the reporter like a hairless puss. Nice job, Officer.

I try to respect cops. When things get fucked up, they're the first ones you call and they put their lives on the line daily... But there are just so many of them that are assholes. It's a real struggle.

Any douche that hangs up on an emergency phone call because of filthy language SHOULD be sued! Case closed. Next fucking case!

What if that man had died all because some pansy ass couldn't handle a foul mouth? She is 17 years old - do they really think that the youth of today can string together a sentence without using the F bomb! lol ... Come on , lighten up.

I've had fights with 911 operators. They're not the most sympathetic f*cking people to talk to. And they do get snippy when you're hysterical! Can't imagine any of them working a suicide hotline!!

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Fuckity fuck! What a fucking dick bag. I hope that family sues the FUCK outta that police department.
I sure as fuck would.
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I hate cops and this is the reason why. They are such power tripping fuckfaces! A cop once accused my sister of being a prostitute, because when he went through her bag, she had breath mints and lipgloss. He actually asked her is she was "working the streets"

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This is outrageous. It's amazing what cops think they can do... For fucks sake!

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/05/2009 - LMAO! I teach at a major university and I can tell you that English is about to disappear as far as the "younger people" are concerned. All you need to know is fuck, awesome, like, and fuck. Then point at things to get your idea across.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're, like, fucking awesome.

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Damn, whatever happened to that whole "serve and protect" bit?

Your tax dollars at pay.

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:29pm.
While the cop was clearly in the wrong here, it's a goddamned shame that many younger people simply cannot communicate without using profanity. Fucking kids!

LMAO! I teach at a major university and I can tell you that English is about to disappear as far as the "younger people" are concerned. All you need to know is fuck, awesome, like, and fuck. Then point at things to get your idea across.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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WOW. Un-fucking-believable. What gets me is that the cop told the rescue squad that he didn't know what was going on because he "couldn't get through her comments" when first of all, he never asked, and secondly, he kept hanging up on her! Hopefully now that the story's out there will be pressure on the department to fire the motherfucker. I hope that family sues the shit out of them.

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Haha!! There's our Carrottop putting it all in perspective!

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PEOPLE ARE EVIL. I dont know why this very simple fact eludes everyone and we all insist in the good in human kind. Just cause this guy put on a unform, doesnt mean he is not capable of doing evil and bad things. The reporter keeps asking him what he was thinking when he ignored her calls...like the guy could give you a satisfying answer. The thing is: he is just a bad human being and that's that...

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:29pm.

Yes this cop was clearly an asshole for doing what he did but then again the girl shouldn't have been wasting her time to calling him back to get his name and to make threats about getting him fired. There was plenty of time for that after she got help.

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To her defense, she was calling 911. That must have been pretty freaky...her having to think: Well, what else am I supposed to do? And she's only 17...they LOOK like adults but...

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Who knows if they wouldn't cuss in a situation like this? I don't think her foul mouth has naything to do with her age or manners. People panick and react in different ways. Whos to say what's appropriate.

It's obvious that this guy hasn't worked the 911 line often and more importantly he doesn't have a brain. He must be from the Scarecrow lineage


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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:22pm.
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Gawd, Sens, what state do you live in? Sounds like a nightmare.

We lived on a hella corner apartment recently. I vowed after that experience that I would never live in a corner apt or house cuz we were always being woken up the middle of the night, but in this case mostly by crooks who I had to call the police on. The police would come and I'd have to wait to talk to them. Big chunks of my nights were taken out living in that neighborhood - ant it was a "nice" neighborhood. The next place we moved to is a CORNER house (now). We get all kinds of tom phuckery....not as bad, but still, there's some kind of weird vortex about corners, intersections it seems...

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It's too bad most cops are such assholes. Some of them can really wear the shit out of their uniforms.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:27pm.

and then they make it damn near impossible for a good guy like my man to get a job as a police officer because he has one misdemeanor charge from fucking 10 years ago when he was 19. glad everyone's got their priorities straight.

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I wonder what Luckycharms (CHARLES MANSON) has to say about this.

Few Words's picture

911 answered the phone?

putsomestankonit's picture

Yes this cop was clearly an asshole for doing what he did but then again the girl shouldn't have been wasting her time to calling him back to get his name and to make threats about getting him fired. There was plenty of time for that after she got help.