Tuesday, May 5th 2009

When A Dirty Mouth Can Get You Into Trouble


If you can't swear during an emergency, when can you? Seriously. Every other word that comes out of my gutter mouth is a "fuck" or "cunt" word, so I can only imagine what I would sound like during a 911 call. The operator would have to wash his ears out with Tidy Bowl and go to confession after he was done with me. When bitches panic, a whole lot of "fucks" tend to come flying out, because they are freaking out! Well, a dumb fuck police officer in Lincoln Park, Michigan doesn't understand this.

When a 17-year-old girl's father, who was at home recovering from brain surgery, had a seizure, she immediately called 911. While the phone was ringing, she said "What the fuck?" I guess 911 starts recording even while the phone is ringing, so the officer heard her curse. His panties got all twisted up and he told her to stop using that kind of language. The girl answered with, "Send me a fucking ambulance!" HA! The cop responded by hanging up on her face!

The girl called a few more times and each time ended with the cop hanging up on her. Yes, the girl kept cursing and threatened to sue him, but the cop also never asked her what the emergency was. He even called her a buffoon. Yeah, what an amazing comeback.

The cop finally called the police department, but made it sound like the girl was the crazy one. While he was doing this, the girl ran a couple of blocks to the police department to get an ambulance. Well, who was there to greet her? Her arch rival, Officer Prudy McPrudester! He arrested her on the spot and booked her for a crime that doesn't even exist.

The girl's father eventually got help and he's recovering at home. The girl and her family got a lawyer and plan to sue the police department.

Obviously, this dude's ears are fragile like fresh spring daisies, so he should probably not be answering 911 calls. All he had to do was tell the girl, "Bitch, calm the fuck down and tell me what the fuck is fucking wrong!" Speak her language! Is that so hard to do?

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That's so fucking unbelievable..really feel for the girl. Imagine if the father, God forbid, died

Devore's picture

wow.

boomsy's picture

What a fucking asshole. I totally understand where she's coming from; I've had to call 911 and was PUT ON HOLD...seriously. I was shocked. All that time that idiot spent admonishing her was time lost for her father. I'm glad he's okay, but that officer needs to be temporarily suspended until they can follow up on that. There is no reason whatsoever for that sort of ridiculousness...

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I hope they sue and win, what a little jerk he was. And they only say women have PMS?

Am's picture

I still can't believe this happened in all places Lincoln Park (we call it Stinkin Park). It's not a small town so if he's done this before, it's def a shocker. But I don't think it's going to go farther than the suspension.

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They should give him lines:

I will respond to emergency calls professionally and without any fucking malice.

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shandi's picture

Let's also remember that when she said "what the fuck?", he hadn't answered yet. She was saying it out loud, wondering why someone didn't pick up because the first time she called NO ONE picked up. She called back and said "what the fuck?" just before officer dipshit answered. She was NOT cursing at him and yet HE called her an ass. What a fucking doublefucking standard. That fucking cop needs to be fucking fired and have a fucking stick shoved up his fucking ass.

I don't care WHAT she said before he answered. If he did his job properly, he would have answered "911 - What is your emergency?" She could have said my dad is having a seizure, I need an ambulance, and it would have been done. So easy. I hope Officer McPrudeFuck gets fired.

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Lory's picture

The officer went all Chávez on her ass. Whatever happened to America bitches?

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

I cursed a highway patrolman out last summer and all he said to me was "That's not very ladylike Ms Devilgirl"

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You have a lot more bawls than I do! Picture Roo cursing out a copper. Not.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 7:26pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

I cursed a highway patrolman out last summer and all he said to me was "That's not very ladylike Ms Devilgirl"

Now THAT'S a grown up reaction one should be able to expect from a gun-toting person who represents an entire state's law agency.
What state you in, DG?

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Sorry for the late reply NaNoop!

I live in Missouri.

I also used to date a Highway Patrolman back in 1992.

Hey, DG!
How goes it? I'm here in CA. I think most cops are used to being told off, or cussed at. This asshat is obviously off his rocker!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

I cursed a highway patrolman out last summer and all he said to me was "That's not very ladylike Ms Devilgirl"

Now THAT'S a grown up reaction one should be able to expect from a gun-toting person who represents an entire state's law agency.
What state you in, DG?

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Sorry for the late reply NaNoop!

I live in Missouri.

I also used to date a Highway Patrolman back in 1992.

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stake_spike's picture

What the fuck? Freedom of Speech motherfucker. I can say what the fuck I like to you on the motherfucking phone you asshole, censorship my ass. I hope those stupid fucks get fucked up the ass HARD.

That was a real goddamn emergency. And then he has the nerve to call her a stupid ass and hostile? She was calm until the 3rd hangup. Way to handle your job buddy. Now you're on YouTube so the world knows what an incompetant asshole you are. Ditto to the idiots that only suspended him for 2 weeks. What if the man had died? You would've suspended him for 4? Gawd I hate the PoPo

Honey the cops in Portland Oregon will taze you if you look at them wrong. Military state not too far from oh I don't know FACSISM. "Eat a bowl of fuck" Priceless. That's my new my catchphrase...Eat a bowl of FUCK!!! You all are making my day!

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Everytime I see a fuckin' cop my peen retracts and my no-no hole puckers because I can't STAND how they treat scared and INNOCENT people! They are all a bunch of scum. Fuck the PO-lice! The end.

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:57pm.

Nanoop... It's this doc I'm watching on her life (3 hours long!) that is making me see what a mess she was. And the mystery of how her son and she would die so close together. HOWARD K STERN. If you have a link to that blogger, excellent. I shan't speak of ANS again. BTW, I actually love being unemployed. I worked as a legal secretary for too many years and I'm glad I'm no longer making rich fuckers richer!

Hey, Valorious- unfortunately the blog is no longer up and active. You would have LOVED it, though.
It was called IsHowardKSternAMurderer if that tells you anything. And the "Is" part at the beginning of the title was only there for legal reasons, it was obvious he either intentionally or out of sheer negligence and disconcern kept her rolling in her drugs.
And, please feel free to talk about what ever you want, even ANS!
Enjoy your free time while you have it :)

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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i suspect this is not the first time this cop has done something like this, but this is the first time he got caught...and sued...
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Albatross's picture

That is fucked up! All he had to do was say, "What's the problem?" and she would have told him. It's lucky her poor dad didn't die because of that asshole.

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Nanoop... It's this doc I'm watching on her life (3 hours long!) that is making me see what a mess she was. And the mystery of how her son and she would die so close together. HOWARD K STERN. If you have a link to that blogger, excellent. I shan't speak of ANS again. BTW, I actually love being unemployed. I worked as a legal secretary for too many years and I'm glad I'm no longer making rich fuckers richer!

Hideous Amadeous's picture

only in America!

hat fresh hell is this?

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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 5:32pm.

THANK YOU! i was looking for local news sites for this story earlier!!

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:54pm.

Now seriously...I'm feeling really bad bout ANS. Who can I talk to? That poor girl...I have to get a job...

Wow- yeah, you DO need to get a job if you feel sorry for ANS. Okay, sorry that was mean. I didn't feel sorry for her one bit, until her son died. But that was the extent of my sympathy, from one mother to another. She was a drugged out mess carrying her daughter, selfish beyond all the other crap she pulled through out the rest of her years.
You missed an awesome blog back when ANS died, it was being done by a blogger who is now covering the Calee Anthony case.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Tracy Lynn's picture

http://www.wxyz.com/news/story/WILSON-Emergency-Aid-Delayed/8UXeuN7eFkyt...

This is the local news station's website www.wxyz.com where you can stay up to date on the story, however, this station is notorious for dropping stories and never following up on them.

Other sites you can try are www.myfoxdetroit.com, www.clickondetroit.com, www.freep.com, www.detnews.com

BTW, this story is about 7 months old already.

TITS's picture

Sooooo why was a cop with 20 years on the job answering phones?

hmmm?

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First off, I rarely curse. It's in my DNA that I'm good at expressing myself nicely. But when I'm with people who curse, I do:) So that being said, that cop should've been f--king arrested for not doing his duty. Sure, he doesn't have to take that crap but -- answering 911, he should be aware that those callers are highly stressed to begin with, no??? He shouldn't have taken it personally and should've cut her some slack -- or at the very least, found out what the problem was. So the way he treated her was unconscionable!

Now seriously...I'm feeling really bad bout ANS. Who can I talk to? That poor girl...I have to get a job...

chalkoutline's picture

That is fucked up. Cop has a language fetish, he should quit and become a preacher.

What if the dad had died because of his shit?

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Officer Prudy McPrudester middle name fuckity fucktard should attend "hot to use the word fuck in different context", what a dumb cunt. and what are the first thing that came to your mind when shit happens, i scream fuck and use fuck in every sentences. all the words that i know somehow became the word fuck.

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Submitted by valorious
My pie just exploded!
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Sartastic's picture

This story makes me wanna bash the officer's head in with a rusty nail encrusted baseball bat while yelling the word fuck with every blow I deal to him. Is that bad?

My pie just exploded!

Fuzzy slippers...who knew AR was so hot! Yes, baby!!

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:06pm.
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valorious, I hate to be the one to break it to you, being that we just met; but while you were away working, Anna died.

I'm watching this special on the life and death of Anna Nicole Smith. Who else loves this messed up girl? They're trying to paint her as such a golddigger...I love her. Being unemployed gives me way too much free time. I wish I had a HK Marshall to take care of me. Any thoughts? Love all you sluts!!

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:59pm.
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Did you hear Dom DeLuise died? BTW thx for the advice on the avie...I'm not computer literate!

TheStraightMan's picture

Something is out-of-whack with the police. I just read this...

Stunning.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/05/texas.police.seizures/index.html?ere...

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
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valorious, click on your name & then "edit" and you can upload a picture from your computer.

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Coppers smell funny.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:46pm.

Wha? Are you serious?

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
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Why can't I get an avatar. Access denied!! 'splain please.

Pers's picture

The dispatcher's job is to dispatch. Not to worry about one's choice of language. If he is that worried about language, he should go be a mediocre English teacher. Stupid gasbag.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 2:15pm.

Jesus wept.

I noted that in the story about the jailer that won't go away they're talking about his fucking retirement??! and how he won't be 'fully vested' in his pension until such and such a date. Are they seriously going to finagle it so this fucker gets a full pension?

Outrageous.

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HAHAHA! I could read these comments all day long! XD

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Submitted by aebabe1522 on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 1:58pm.
NOT even kidding...this girl lives across the street from me. Apparently she's caused all kinds of problems with the police department. They're always causing a nuisance - I've wanted to call the cops on them more than a few times. No discipline in the house whatsoever. I would've hung up on her ass too.

And you would've been a megadouche too!

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btw, he's a fucking cop hasn't he seen/heard worse?????!!!!!!
save a heart, break a penis.
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its brittany bitch's picture

what a piece of shit. he needs to be fired. i hope they sue the SHIT out of that asshole.
save a heart, break a penis.
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Haribo's picture

what a fucking asshole (the cop)!