Showgirls: The Sequel
The eagerly anticipated (not really) film debut of Xtina is upon us! Variety says Xtina has signed on to star in Burlesque, a movie written by the chick who wrote Erin Brokovich and directed by Troy from Goonies. The movie was written with Tranny Clown in mind and will start shooting later this year.
As for the plot.... Just take one part Showgirls, one part Glitter and blend together. Pour into a glass and sprinkle just a little bit of Coyote Ugly on top. There you go:
Aguilera will play an ambitious small town girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club.
If the rest of the cast is also played by drag queens, then this is going to be a masterpiece that could top Showgirls as the cinematic experience of my life. I just don't understand why they didn't just save their coins and release Xtina's home movies instead. I mean, small town girl singer becomes a glorified pussay peddler? That is her life!
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Finally! CAN.NOT.WAIT.FOR.THIS!!!!!!!! GO CHRISTINA, GO! *does cheerleading dance for Christina*
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
That pic is at least 7 years old and photoshopped. The post-baby Xtina is skinny fat with huge hips.
What a stiff asexual pose, combined with the granny panties and flat ass, that's rank.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
What is up with these retarded poses? Seriously. Who poses like that? Is this a photo from I Can Has Buttsects? "Oh Hai, I'm in ur dressing rooms taking it up the azz!"
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i can't hate christina. don't know why but i can't.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Great pose to hide those bow legs. Usually looks like rickets times.
I can get lower than that X-Tina bitch!
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Why do we have to see so much naked (photoshopped?) flesh with women celebs? How come the men don't have to flash it all to get attention. I can't imagine someone like Bono from U2 doing a similar pose no matter what it was for. Cover up some girls! It's not necessary and it's fake anyway.
Posing for rectal exam.
**Primal Scream**
No. Just....no.
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I just wish that female celebrities would stop associating being successful with acting like a whore and a slut.
Seriously. In 10 years time her child is going to be so ashamed of this. Same goes for Britney and Jenna Jameson and all the other skanks out there.....you have children and they will see this stuff some day!!
no, just no
i was discussing this with the man last nite re: danity kane.
if you are a platinum singer (or in a group) Why the fuck would you do something else that could be bad for your career?
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I hope Gina Gershon does a cameo as Krystal Connors.
Stay on topic people.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:39am.
With Teeth was OK, it got a lot of play with my friends when it came out and I even bought it. But I was drinking a lot of alcohol in those days.
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I STILL drink a lot of alcohol!
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don't forget to add a dash of PCD to the recipe! troy from goonies is robin antin's bro (not to mention blowout's jonathan).
With Teeth was OK, it got a lot of play with my friends when it came out and I even bought it. But I was drinking a lot of alcohol in those days.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
We should have a DListed Movie Premier of this.
I'll bring the beer and spit balls.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:17am.
hahaha I saw the Trent Reznor thing, too. I was like who the fuck cares? What is happening? Trent lost it musically around the time "The Perfect Drug" came out but whatever floats people's boats.
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Nah, 'With Teeth' was fucking amazing! Not "post for 3 days straight amazing", just kind of amazing.
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This sounds beyond brilliant. Yay!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:07am.
No Words, anyone who wears heels can have that calf definition. Xtina is not a workout kind of girl.
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Not me!
*runs away crying*
WHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING ABOUT REZNOR?????????
I'm with Sensie, she'd be a lot better without all that makeup.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I kind of wish Xtina would give up the tranny muppet makeup and try to move on with a more natural look. I know she'd be a thousand times more attractive that way. She looks like a natural born woman without all the spackle.
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hahaha I saw the Trent Reznor thing, too. I was like who the fuck cares? What is happening? Trent lost it musically around the time "The Perfect Drug" came out but whatever floats people's boats.
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Why is she so damn desperate? She's rich, and actually has a good voice. Playing a whore in a film is not going to help her career. Just ask Elizabeth Berkeley (Show Girls).
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:04am.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL IN THE TRENT REZNOR THREAD FROM SUNDAY; THEY ARE SCARING ME!!!!
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I seen dat this morning. SKEERY! Who know Reznor had loonies?
Generally, a word I would use for Christina is "cute" as opposed to "hot". I think that bothers her - hence the trannie makeup and insertable boobies.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
No Words, anyone who wears heels can have that calf definition. Xtina is not a workout kind of girl.
Slutts, I KNOW!! Give it the fuck up already!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:04am.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL IN THE TRENT REZNOR THREAD FROM SUNDAY; THEY ARE SCARING ME!!!!
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Don't know, but they signed up exclusively for that post. And they NEVER rest.
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That pose would have been much sexier if she had managed to straighten her knees.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:04am.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL IN THE TRENT REZNOR THREAD FROM SUNDAY; THEY ARE SCARING ME!!!!
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LOL! I, myself, am amazed. Go figure. They're so worried too. I mean, I like Trent but I hardly ever even thought of him as a human being until...like, maybe, yesterday! Becuz of those hos up in his thread! LOL!
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:00am.
Note to self: offer Sugaroo and angel-i housekeeping positions.
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Sugaroo requires copious amounts of vodka. Shall I wear my purple fatigues and pink Timberlands or would you prefer the silver thong and stilettos? Your house - your choice.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL IN THE TRENT REZNOR THREAD FROM SUNDAY; THEY ARE SCARING ME!!!!
I do think her legs look good in this picture...lots of nice calf definition.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:56am.
Yeah, dude! I stand like that all the time. I'm standing like that right now!
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I know. I took a picture and sent it to Carrot. *winkyface*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:59am.
I'm with TV on this one, I think Christina has a hot bod & I'm digging those shoes.
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She has shoes? I didn't even realize she had a head!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
CTH, yeah, you can't tell in this pic....
She has nice boobies, and when she isn't made up like a tranny, she is pretty....and I adore her. I just don't think she has a great body. Not horrible by any means, but nothing spectacular.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:46am.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:37am.
They always take pics in the most awkward positions. Like some of the poses underwear models make, who ever stands like that?
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I stand like that when I vacuum. The pain takes the boredom out of the cleaning process.
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Yeah, dude! I stand like that all the time. I'm standing like that right now!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The fact that MK mentioned "Showgirls" and "Glitter" in reference to this project should be enough to make anyone who is smart about their career run for the hills. This is going to be an "I Know Who Killed Me" type embarrassment for Xtina. I don't know why she'd be desperate enough to throw it all out there like this.
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I'm with TV on this one, I think Christina has a hot bod & I'm digging those shoes.
PSL I didn't know she was bow-legged. her legs look good here, no?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:46am.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:37am.
They always take pics in the most awkward positions. Like some of the poses underwear models make, who ever stands like that?
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I stand like that when I vacuum. The pain takes the boredom out of the cleaning process.
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Yeah, dude! I stand like that all the time. I'm standing like that right now!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:55am.
TV, why is her body hot? Because she has boobs and a pussy? heehee
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And everything in between. On what planet is her body NOT hot?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:55am.
TV, why is her body hot? Because she has boobs and a pussy? heehee
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I'll answer that! Cuz she's "presenting" and he can see her boobies! :)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
TV, why is her body hot? Because she has boobs and a pussy? heehee
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
CTH, you think? She is actually pretty bow-legged. You can't tell in this pic, but she is.....
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Good Morning Horz.
Her and those giant mommy tittays straight to DVD.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:46am.
Haha, yeah, the other day I was thinking about wearing heals and pearls while vacuuming, just to see what June Cleaver saw in it.
she has the best legs...
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:37am.
They always take pics in the most awkward positions. Like some of the poses underwear models make, who ever stands like that?
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I stand like that when I vacuum. The pain takes the boredom out of the cleaning process.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK