Bitch Is Going Senile
Okay, kids, grab the net! It looks like Memaw Vadge stole Little Krissy's tap dancing outfit again and is running the streets like a crazy in it.
For the love of CaCa! What is this that I'm looking at it? This looks like Scotty the Blue Bunny starring in an S&M version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? as seen through the eyes of a delusional homeless dude who thinks he's in the reincarnation of Picasso. Give memaw some warm Benefiber, soak her dentures in some Polident and read her a sweet story until she goes to bed. Bitch needs to lie down! Trix are for kids and so is this outfit.
Here's Vadge in the latest LOOKATMEGODPLEASELOOKATMEPLEASE creation from Louis Vuitton at last night's Costume Institute Gala at The Met and later with Baby Jesus at the after-party. Seriously, where is Elmer Fudd when you need him?
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Submitted by Mikocaine on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:53am.
That's some goddess bunny shit right there
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Bless you, Mik! Hahahaha! I'd forgotten all about GB! Time for a replay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
That's some goddess bunny shit right there
how much did that shitup cost
i could find it for 20 bucks
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer - While I am usually critical of the Vadge, I think you need to think about the occasion. This was a fashion gala, and Madonna is wearing two trends that she brought to the world of fashion... covered hands, black lace, messy hair with something tied in it, and a crucifix is the first trend (top half), and the bottom half is the s & m / equestrian look. Honestly, in no way, shape, or form would she ever wear a crucifix or an older trend unless it was to an event on fashion at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's COSTUME Institute, where people typically dress differently depending on the theme. What I do find in poor taste is the fact that she paid homage to herself when the theme was "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion." If that were the case, she should of dressed up like Twiggy, or, closer to her style, Betty Paige.
Spot on.
her plastica face is terrifying she looks like jessica langes bad face now.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:26am.
Her arms look . . . almost normal here. That'w what I find most shocking!!
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I had the same thought until I looked at the second thumbnail. Sweet Jesus, those things are large.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Her arms look . . . almost normal here. That'w what I find most shocking!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by MJF on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:48am.
She's turning into a real-life Edina from AbFab.
Oh, no, Edina and Patsy are true icons - lovely to a fault......, OK, many faults. Edina is a whacko drunk and my idol. Please don't compare this dried up white raisin in a scrunchie to the absolutely fabulous.
I'd say this is the most ridiculous outfit I've ever seen...but I've seen celebs wear a lot of crazy shit. Plus, I just saw whar RiRi was wearing. Oddly enough- that outfit is cute compared to this mess. So I have to ask then..what kind of parallel univese are we in??
MJF, ITA..LMAO!!!
Unfortunately, you raise kids with crazy, crazy becomes their norm. Vadge's kids were fucked from the moment they were conceived in her mangina, they'll just never be aware of it because they'll never live a "normal" day in their life. This is just another night mommy was important.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
This is no way for a senior citizen to dress!
Madge is pure crazy!
Sadly, she's become such a joke that this is totally appropriate for her to wear.
ugghhhh!
i really hate this lousy old bitch!
she is wearing stuff that she could have gotten away with 25 years ago. just when i thought that old dinosaur cher had gone and faced the reality that she was never hot and sexy and that dressing like she's 20 when she is like 50 is just so sad and pathetic- vadge has to take that place.
when will people around her tell her that she needs to give this up at least 10 years ago!
you've just been violated!
There's always that one mom. The kids who had "that mom" were always so embarrassed by her. Madonna is "that mom". You know, the one that tries to dress all trendy and learn all the cool kid words and chat up her kids' friends like she's one of them. We'd all just kind of roll our eyes and realize that she's most likely crazy and lonely then hightail it on over to the Kool-Aid house where the normal schlumpy mom was doling out Kool-Aid and cookies.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Those arms terrify me.
It's funny when people say "oh how embarrassing for her kids". Since Lourdes is aware of everything that she wears.
When she hear things like "Oh poor kids to have a bitch of a mother" she rolls her eyes.
Vadge raised them in such way they aren't "embarrassed" of that mother that we think it's a psycho bitch.
They are on a higher level.
And no, I'm not one of the vadgeloonies, I just like to analize these so-called celebrities.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:41am.
That's a great insight!
But is shows a) how obsessed she is with herself (Madge is inspired by Madge!) b) her sill need to always be "ironic", which is a lazy shortcut for true artistry and creativity.
She's turning into a real-life Edina from AbFab. It's time for her to acknowledge that she's too old to be trying to pull this stuff off anymore - she needs to invest in a velour jogging suit and learn how to interact with her grandchildren...er....children.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
This is a perfect example of why Madonna has run her course. She is totally irrelevant. Leave it to the "youngins" Madonna. She is so desperately trying to hold on to relevancy that she is reminding everyone of why she is famous in the first place. She has become so useless that she is trying to "reinterpret" her look and contributions to pop culture because she is making no new meaningful ones!
Ryan pretty much sums it up! I would simply say she is past the age of getting away with this outfit... But she looked better than RiRi...
xo
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I could live with the dress and the boots... but that thing on her head??!!! It doesn't even match the dress!! Epic FAIL!
it's sad that vadge hasn't a clue how ridiculous she looks.
While I am usually critical of the Vadge, I think you need to think about the occasion. This was a fashion gala, and Madonna is wearing two trends that she brought to the world of fashion... covered hands, black lace, messy hair with something tied in it, and a crucifix is the first trend (top half), and the bottom half is the s & m / equestrian look. Honestly, in no way, shape, or form would she ever wear a crucifix or an older trend unless it was to an event on fashion at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's COSTUME Institute, where people typically dress differently depending on the theme. What I do find in poor taste is the fact that she paid homage to herself when the theme was "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion." If that were the case, she should of dressed up like Twiggy, or, closer to her style, Betty Paige.
Her arms freak me out-its great for a woman to be toned but this roided up look is gross-she needs to check out Michelle Obama's arms-they look amazing.
Does this old hag know how ridiculous she looks with her grand child Jesus on her arm???
Looks like shes been at the new born fetus injections in her face again...
Vadge-for christ sakes-gain 15lbs,get a tan and take a fucking chill pill....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Baby Jesus looks hot
Madonna scares me
Madonna is FUG. At least she covered up her zombie hands with those Michael Jackson gloves.
What's sad is that you know she just wore this so that she'd get some press. Pathetic.
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WTF is that? Is she trying to upstage Lady CaCa!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Strangely, this outfit annoys me less than a lot of the shit I've seen her wear over the last couple of years. *Datura has no clue why*
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Ummm, why is she wearing a cross? Isn't she into the kabbalah?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It's a modern interpretation of:
https://www.iposters.co.uk/images/P/Madonna-Like-A-Virgin-Poster-410.jpg
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:29am.
Hola, Huevona! *mixing brekkie margie, with banana*
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:21am.
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Hola, Señor!
How embarrassing for her children to have such a delusional cunt for a mother.
No doubt about it -- money cannot buy class. This attention slut will wear anything or bare her body at anytime so as to get attention.
In the big picture Madonna is a talentless loser. She's terrified of aging, too. She'll look like an emaciated Lauren Bacall.
oh oh oh...one more thing...whats with the thing on her head??? waaaaaaaaaaaa such a confusing outfit.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:15am.
Hey Babe!
hahahahahaha wtf!!! I am concerned about the heels on the boots. really annoying. aaaaaaaaaaaah
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:15am.
Nits and Clarisse, I had to change it in honour of Dr. Hay's magnificent eyebrows. But it fits here too because that dress stinks.
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Actually, Madonna may have just figured out a way to avoid wearing depends. Her boots just catch all her old lady bladder dribbles.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nits and Clarisse, I had to change it in honour of Dr. Hay's magnificent eyebrows. But it fits here too because that dress stinks.
"Trix are for kids and so is this outfit."
LMAO......and that's all I have to say.
IG, totally just choked...Bwhahahaha! Thanks for pointing the avi out Clarisse. Unfortunately, she didn't mask that lil' shit quick enough! Madonna needs to wear a mask, quick!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
what in the sam hill is she wearing?
That is the saddest thing I have ever seen her do which is saying a lot. Look mama, you're heading to your golden years, get over it. Whatever Happened to Baby-Jane, indeed.
I have no comment on Vadge, but would like to address islandgirl's new avi! Bwhahahahahahah!!
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The veins! The veins!
granmaws been at the sherry again
tisk, tisk, tisk. I really love Madonna circa 1985 up til the Truth or Dare era, back when my mom banned me from watching MTV because she was worried I would start dry humping curcifixs if I watched any of her videos. And now we have this...FOR SHAME.
y tu mama tambien!
LMAO. That is so, so very sad. Wow.
Y'all are haters, she looks great, the outfit is very appropriate for her...she is celebrating Sinkhole de Mayo dressed as a pinata.