Bitch Is Going Senile
Okay, kids, grab the net! It looks like Memaw Vadge stole Little Krissy's tap dancing outfit again and is running the streets like a crazy in it.
For the love of CaCa! What is this that I'm looking at it? This looks like Scotty the Blue Bunny starring in an S&M version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? as seen through the eyes of a delusional homeless dude who thinks he's in the reincarnation of Picasso. Give memaw some warm Benefiber, soak her dentures in some Polident and read her a sweet story until she goes to bed. Bitch needs to lie down! Trix are for kids and so is this outfit.
Here's Vadge in the latest LOOKATMEGODPLEASELOOKATMEPLEASE creation from Louis Vuitton at last night's Costume Institute Gala at The Met and later with Baby Jesus at the after-party. Seriously, where is Elmer Fudd when you need him?
In OLD news, Madonna rocked this GOOP-approved, Lautrec-inspired Marc Jacobs ensemble*.
You go, girlfriend!
Extra points for realising you really do belong in a museum.
*Note to MJ: That's reflected light, not a hair ornament. It's all smoke and mirrors. You should have recognised those old friends...
Work that trunk full of old lame you're pushing off on yo hos!
This is what happens when youre famous too long and nobody ever tells you the truth.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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~Zoe
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This is what Narcisstic Personality Disorder looks like past the age of 50. Prior to that, it just looks like ambition - blonde ambition.
Look out Michael, her left arm disengaged itself quietly last night, put on a pair of sinister looking shades and is standing at your door right now.
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Stupid, dumb, pathetic, rich bitch! Because it is designer they (celebs) will wear it. I mean it isn't even interesting, avant garde, Vivien Westwood crap either. It's something a four year old would play dress-up in. I'd love to know how much she paid for it lol.
Madonna you are old, uncool, shallow, desperate and boring.
OMG, Vadge is the new Cher! Another embarrassing, face-lifted old hag who can't understand that she's no longer the piece she was 25 years ago, so she's trying to get attention with her ridiculous costumes. Since the African baby purchase thing didn't pan out, I guess she's desperately casting about for some new way to stay in the public eye. Imagine how embarrassed her daughter must be, and imagine how Richie is laughing his ass off. I guess she's trying to show Katie Perry and Lady Ga Ga "how it's done," but THEY'RE both young women and therefore can carry off their stupid outfits. Madonna just looks loony and pathetic.
She looks like an insane cleaning lady who found a pair of discount boots from the back of a sex shop storage room.
Oh sweet Baby Jesus!!! WTF happened to Madonna here??!!! How is she the spokeswoman for LV again?! She looks like hot compost!!! Can you people smell the fucking mess!!??
that's so wrong madonna, and you know it
Your comments were spot-on, MK. This is a disaster from top to bottom, and she knows it. Look at her awful expressions!
This might look good on someone twenty something...she's an ass.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
She needs to exchange the Kaballah string on her wrist for a medical alert bracelet. Judging from this pic it's obvious that she's having a bad reaction to reality.
pathetic and fucking desperate
this woman needs to get over herself and accept she's not twenty and a trendsetter anymore. .
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Mandonna, seriously, if you fuck you don`t replace your ugly ass with your so-called head and won`t stop freaking people out, I guarantee you - we all will get together and will curse you like the evil moronic power.
And btw, we`ll have the truth on our side;), we stood more than enough.
How she can be so shameless and pathetic;(
The only solution for her it is - the lobotomy. And I mean it!
And by now poor are her parents and children to see this filthy senile ugliness
I'm sick of Madonna always trying to be trendsetting. she has a fucking stylist and she gets high-end gear for free but her own personal style is nothing to be copied.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:23pm.
I thank her for the fingerless gloves, sparing us the vision of those veiny claws.
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ditto! now if she could only progress to a full body suit including her scary face and arms ill breathe a sigh of relief
I think her arms are fucking awesome.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
she would've looked a lot cuter with knots in her hair...she should really NEVER ever expose her arms, they are HIDEOUS.......
We are talkin' all right, but we certainly ain't buyin' ...
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Submitted by whatyagonnado on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:50am.
I actually think it looks hot! I don't care what anybody says.
Madonna also knew exactly what she was doing. You're all talking about -- every web site is. The bitch is a genius!
LOVE LOVE LOVE Madonna!
She can pull this off..no one else can!!
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she looks a like a pinata...we should all take turns hitting it with a stick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WREUqNqRiew
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
That skirt skillfully hides any Depends bulge.
Cheers you old coot, cheers.
My toddler has a book called Maisy's Mix and Match Mousewear. The triple split flaps on each of the books pages allows her to dress a cartoon mouse in over 200 different ridiculous outfits. Looks like Vadges stylist has the same book.
Laughable and forgettable
Vadge is about as hot as a slimy salmon. She is beyong pathetic...she needs to give a rest for realz...
Vadge stole that outfit from the set of the "Lady Marmalade" video, right? She's finally become the thing she's tried so hard to escape: a parody of herself. Honey, give it up already and enjoy the money you made from all the delusional queens out there.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I thank her for the fingerless gloves, sparing us the vision of those veiny claws.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nice pit stains Vadge!
The outfit speaks for itself.
My goodness! she is certainly fighting the age isn't she? This outfit is a JOKE, and only proves how OLD and worn out Madge is....for pity's sake woman!!! YOu have a young, teen aged daughter to consider...you had your time, it's her time now....grow old as gracefully as you can.....geeze...my eye's hurt from looking at that joke
Pathetic, sad, and desperate.
Posh rocked the shoe version of her boots.
Submitted by kittenkeane on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:26am.
who wants mommy who may break a hip when she is playing with you at the playground?
I bet she can break MY HIP with those fucking arms!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This memaw has a serious case of trying-to-hard-itis! Shit. Broke-ass lady caca. I have never seen someone so afraid of getting older. She is one of those classic cases of women who irrationally think dressing their age means they would look like a blue haired sunday school teacher so they go in the opposite direction, take the but-I-can-still-fit-into-juniors road, and end up looking even OLDER! Ayayay.
I have loved Madonna for years~ Bedtime Stories was my favorite "fashion period" with her~ but now she is just looking silly, desperate and wayyyy too veiny...just stay home Madoona (typo and it stays) dear, or if you MUST go out~ how about something tasteful & understated~ and a man your own age.
While we are at it~ stop adopting babies, you are 50, and who wants mommy who may break a hip when she is playing with you at the playground?
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"Whatever Bi-otch"
Madge is going "Grey Gardens" crazy. Little Edie would have loved the ridiculous headgear.
Ugh, seriously? Either Marc needs to get fat and geeky so he can make great clothes again or it's time to replace him.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
What a gorgeous avant-garde scrunchie! She just looks so classy and terrific here. The veins, the boots, the fingerless gloves...she's the whole package, baby. Madonna really knows what's up.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I actually think it looks hot! I don't care what anybody says.
Madonna also knew exactly what she was doing. You're all talking about -- every web site is. The bitch is a genius!
I actually like that hair thing but she should have worn it with a long Jessica Rabbitt-style dress of the same colour or black. These boots are hideous, these price tag things must be the latest hot shit, superdumb Posh wore similar heels on that Halloween for the Riches event. Yeah and btw looked even sillier than Vadge. Poshy just never lets me down.
She looks like one of the whores from a Clint Eastwood western from the 60's. As the whore would look now, 4 decades later.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:41am.
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Ahh...the voice of reason! Google this guy, you dumb fucks!
*smoooch!* :) (I just love saying that right now:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
a 20 yr old would look ridiculous in that, but Madonna looks like a fucking joke.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the title of this post says it all.
You are genius, Michael K.
Pure de genius!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Definitive proof that you can take the ho outta Bay City but you can't take the Bay City outta the ho.
And on behalf of the ho population of Bay City, I apologize.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Ryan, you make some good points, but this is incorrect:
"Honestly, in no way, shape, or form would she ever wear a crucifix or an older trend unless it was to an event on fashion at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's COSTUME Institute,"
She worked the hell out of that cross during her last tour, in her photo shoot for W, etc. etc.
And by now I consider her fishnets and hotpants and bustiers older trends - she's been wearing those to death for the last several years. In fact, last night we were looking at her "Sex" book, and noting that her W photo shoot mimicked so many shots from "Sex."
I'd like to see her go classy and gorgeous or ANYTHING else but this fishnet/boots/body baring look. We get it. Your bod is toned.
What is she doing to her face? I barely recognized her until I saw the arms.
everyone is trying to out fug everyone else??
that must've been the aim.
winnah, winnah, winnah right here!!!
congrats madge.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
That getup is absurd, but Madge looks mighty good here... Her plastic bits have settled and the face looks nice.