Monday, May 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling
The open post is going up early today, because I don't know how much longer I can go on! Throw some TheraFlu on me and close the casket. I woke up this morning feeling like a swine tossed my salad last night. As far as I know, one did not. Shit, I didn't even boooze it Hoff-style or kiss any sick peens before midnight. So because I'll be passing out in my saliva on and off today, shit will be slower than usual. Allow Ryan Gosling to keep you warm. You know you've got the serious ills when even Ryan Gosling can't make your no-no chrip. Sick no-no.
Here's Ryan in NYC the other day helping a friend move. No, don't blame the economy. Ryan is doing it as research for some movie role. By the way, that memaw is the luckiest bitch with a walker.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:46pm.
Geez Slutty, couldn't you have kept your legs closed for just one more day? Hee hee...
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Hahahahaha...that statement coming from you just sounds so dang funny....
This guy is a total dumbass. He let the ultimate hot girl next door, Rachel McAdams, get away. Either he's a complete & total moron, or he's a closet gayboy...
Geez Slutty, couldn't you have kept your legs closed for just one more day? Hee hee...
Happy b-day to your girlie.
Kiddies are asleep & I've got to finish wrapping presents for the b-day girl, yes I had a Cinco de Mayo baby! That's the first time that I couldn't have a few shots of tequila, since then it's been a routine of b-day cake, Dos Equis or Corona, then tequila...and yes, I have felt like crap the morning after ever since.
Nite all, stay away from the Crabcatchermen, a Frenchman offering up his cherry, and stay out of the S.A. truckstops.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:04pm.
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We wub you too.
EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:04pm.
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That is all.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:10pm.
PSL, just scroll down... I'm laughing too much to explain it. Something about a truck stop, Slutty's crabcatcher underseaman, and a sinkhole. HAHAHA!!!
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Don't forget about listening to some reggae & cornrow braiding Nitty's back.
PSL, just scroll down... I'm laughing too much to explain it. Something about a truck stop, Slutty's crabcatcher underseaman, and a sinkhole. HAHAHA!!!
I think that ESE should go into that last thread & wipe his nose onto Dr. Hay's eyebrows, and then he'll feel much better.
IG, do I even want to ask what you are talking about? lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:02pm.
PSL, have you seen Slutty's taint? It's right alongside her virginity.
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Don't you talking all slitty about my virginity and taint, you San Antonio lot lizard (and I say that with lurve).
thank you, all... you really never understand the impact of "internet friends" until it's damn near midnight, and noone is around to call to vent or cry to... the funny brought me to dlisted, and the people made me stay... hope that wasn't too sugary... thanks, guys... i need a minute... i might be back later
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
PSL, have you seen Slutty's taint? It's right alongside her virginity.
Hahaha, I am pissing myself. :)
PSL and her tiny fists of fury are in da house!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:54pm.
I'm a Nutrasweetdaddy. I cause cancer and leave a bad taste in your mouth.
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But then you got mad at me when I asked for some cash and began saying "I'm Nachosweetdaddy".
ESE,
I just wrote you a long dlisted love leter.
Not needed.
Come here, vent, and we will always love you.
hey everyone! what's going on?
good to see you around these parts again Slutty!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
*giving ESE a big cyber hug* BTW ESE, did you know that IG just said "taint".
♥♥♥ESE♥♥
ESE, serial eraser
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:36pm.
Look newbie, take a number and head towards the end of the line, some of us have been waiting in line a long time for a sugarmomma or sugardaddy.
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I'm a Nutrasweetdaddy. I cause cancer and leave a bad taste in your mouth.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
... third time's the charm
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:44pm.
Sluttsville - The sugarmommy and sugardaddy market is much better here in Europe. Lots of old people and also the remnants of royalty.
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Huh, and I thought the Del Boca Vista retirement community was only in Florida, the issue is do they have money?
... and the second time
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Damn fickle spammers, getting a girl's hopes up like that. It taint right!
*erased*... geezus, i always said i'd never go back and erase... first time for anything
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:39pm.
A year and a half later I am still waiting for seniorwoo.com to answer my cinderella dreams!
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I'm with I.G.; I've been waiting on Mr. Ishmael Crabcatcher for 2 damn years, I'm starting to think he isn't coming back.
Anytime yang.
I thought crabcatcher married DDD's son and rode off into the sunset?
Sigh...These were the best of days, they were the worst of days.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:43pm.
thanks, yin
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Sluttsville - The sugarmommy and sugardaddy market is much better here in Europe. Lots of old people and also the remnants of royalty.
ESE,
That is what I assumed. All my good karma directed to you and your friend.
Sincerely EEG's couch and good cooking.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:41pm.
Crabcatcher underseaman broke my heart. He never writes, he never calls, the bastard!
i remember that one!!... i can't believe he hasn't called...
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:39pm.
Sluttsville,
A year and a half later I am still waiting for seniorwoo.com to answer my cinderella dreams!
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Crabcatcher underseaman broke my heart. He never writes, he never calls, the bastard!
Sluttsville,
A year and a half later I am still waiting for seniorwoo.com to answer my cinderella dreams!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:33pm.
I know ! But can a baby write a will ?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:33pm.
Slutty's a smokin' sugar baby.
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Sssssh, only for you ESE!
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:32pm.
Sluttsville - I'm too cool to spam. But I could use a sugar mama or daddy.
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Look newbie, take a number and head towards the end of the line, some of us have been waiting in line a long time for a sugarmomma or sugardaddy.
ESE,
Oh dear.
Come on up...all joking aside, sounds like you need a break.
I cook. I clean. I don't judge. I make a mean russian.
All bases covered.
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:32pm.
Sluttsville - I'm too cool to spam. But I could use a sugar mama or daddy.
Slutty's a smokin' sugar baby... if that counts
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Sluttsville - I'm too cool to spam. But I could use a sugar mama or daddy.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:24pm.
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ESE, I'm sorry to hear that, I hope that she is okay.
ESE,
Jesus darling, I feel like a fool for whining.
Hope your friend will be o.k.
I have been hit and miss lately, whatever happened to your young and fun gf?
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:23pm.
Thanks Sluttsville and E.S.E !
Oh, and I'm a he. Or so it seems.
Actually, you wouldn't believe how much reading Dlisted helped me passing that stupid English test at Uni.
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Yu r welcum & congradulashions on passin the testicles.
Wait.....you weren't one of those spammers under a different username looking for a hot momma or rich sugardaddy were you?
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:10pm.
First post here. I finally decided to join the Dlisted community !
BTW, I'm French, so don't be too harsh if I can't write English properly...
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Welcome Aboard.........you Froggy bastard!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Your very first insult!
NOW you ARE an official DListed member!
Glad to have you with us!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Thanks Sluttsville and E.S.E !
Oh, and I'm a he. Or so it seems.
Actually, you wouldn't believe how much reading Dlisted helped me passing that stupid English test at Uni.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:12pm.
i slice it off the cobb with a knife, but i would guess because canned corn has a shit load of sodium and it's not fresh
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Hahahahaha...ESE with the enlarged liver & possibly a .25 blood alcohol as we speak is worried about sodium. Hahahahahahaha, say it ain't so ESE.
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:10pm.
First post here. I finally decided to join the Dlisted community !
BTW, I'm French, so don't be too harsh if I can't write English properly...
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Welcome Nex...what makes you think that the rest of us can write English properly?
Everyone welcome Nex, he/she just lost their Dlisted cherry here tonight.
ESE,
Am here. Deets please?
O/T...haha don't have to!
Submitted by Nex on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:10pm.
welcome to you!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:09pm.
Why do people eat corn on the cobb, why don't they buy it in a can
i slice it off the cobb with a knife, but i would guess because canned corn has a shit load of sodium and it's not fresh
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."