Get That Money, HoHan!
What in two dollahs for a blow job Hell is going on in these pictures? I feel like I stumbled onto an escort's ad on Craigslist. I feel like the text "Naturaly...sweet hottie I'll give that 'ultimate experience' you'll never forget.. 100 Percent REAL PiCS.... 100 Percent ME! DONT MiSS OUT!! SIXTY 15 1HUNDRED HH 1FIFTY HR" should accompany these pictures.
These are some pictures of our little HoHan taken in a hotel room just before the FBI busted in and arrested her for solicitation. You can watch it all unfold on a special episode of Dateline NBC next week. No, HoHan posed like she was workin' it for an 8-ball just before she hosted a party at Tribe in Montreal. Hey, a bitch has got to make that money, I guess. Peddle that no-ass.
The paps say that while she was leaving the club, a dude grabbed her titty and then she fell on the floor. From starring in a movie with Jane Fonda to THIS? Get your exquisite lucite heels ready, HoHan. The Rock of Love Bus is about to pull up.
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Geez. What a used up, old hag. Is she going for meth-chic?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 3:02pm.
I want to see some Lilo/Benji Madden love chilez.
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FINE!! alright already!
nag nag nag nag nag
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
Lilo should take a few dating tips from the Wonk and get herself a rebound thing to wave around.
Come to think of it, Lindsay should seriously consider throwing some freckle over Benji Madden's way.
I want to see some Lilo/Benji Madden love chilez.
So this is what 'squandered opportunities' looks like.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Damn I thought the same thing when I saw these pics (that she was into some high class whoring ring @ a hotel or some shit), that she had hit rock bottom. It's not so fun watching her go down like this, she looks so meth-tastic here!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
She's so broke-ass I'm surprised she didn't work a curb on Rue St Catherine after the event for plane fare home. At least she would have been dressed for it.
in her defense shes still not as disgusting as bit bit
she needs to stop sticking that finger in her mouth with that flu going around. course, she's probably already had everything there is so maybe her immune system is already built up.
Unfucken real this is the same whore blamming her fans for being unemployed. Sure honey blame everyone but yourself. She definately looks like a major crackwhore. Not even a pimp would hire her and she thinks she's going to find work looking and acting like this. If auditions were being held for crackwhores she still wouldn't get a job. Its time for the Betty Ford Clinic sunshine and maybe just maybe you might get a chance at playing the role of a Crackwhore.
So scared of that rouge ruffle dangling from her "dress". What is it, a cootie catcher? Or something more sinister?
HAHAHAHA WTF. I'LL BE SHORT ON THIS THE CATEGORIES THESE PICS ARE UNDER SAY IT ALL: Crackheads • Lindsay Lohan • Yeah Okay
Coma Caca!!
how low can she go lilo ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
She's headed for a breakdown Britney-style. What's sad is that she doesn't have daddy Spears to rescue her...her jailbird father and white oprah would probably be the first to sell the rights to the scene of her OD!
She's kinda screwn. She doesn't have the common sense to go away and get herself together since she's terrified of not being in front of a camera - ANY camera.
She must be addicted to attention. She has no one if her life to tell her she is making a fool out of herself.
When is she gonna Dana Plato already?
Y'know, she's SO young still (the crow's feet notwithstanding). And she MUST have a few bucks left. She could pick up, move into a cute little place, start taking classes, enter therapy, and LIE LOW for a few years. Work on herself, get her health back, build up her self-worth, and then, if she must, re-enter showbiz. She'd be, like, 27! And people would totally embrace a happy, cleaned-up, professional Lindsay, who's known as a talent, in spite of everything. There's still time for this one, no?
We haven't heard much from Mama Lohan lately. I guess she doesn't have much to say with one daughter a has-been and the other a never-was.
And there's the finger-bite again. She needs a new "signature pose."
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 12:43pm.
Ok - so I think I was thinking of something different with Tribe...it can get pretty slutty lookin' up in there...but, WOW, nice club:
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so that must be where the millionaire "dating" club meets
sure are a lot of breasts there
;D
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:32am.
Hey Deb!!! how are ya?
Not great, but much better than Ms. Lohan here.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ok - so I think I was thinking of something different with Tribe...it can get pretty slutty lookin' up in there...but, WOW, nice club:
http://www.clubzone.com/company/album12202_p2.html
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Angelina Jolie did the finger in the mouth thing a lot back in the day. I really think Lilo tries to model her behavior after her.
But seriously, Lilo can actually act. She needs to get her shit together and stop looking like a wet alley cat all the time. Those extensions need a serious trim. They look like Barbie hair. It just makes her look older.
Lilo come back before you are gone forever!
Dude, where are you? I'm so bored, I'm posting on a Lohan post.
Mean Girls was on, over here, the other day and not only is it a great film, but LiLo looked great. These pics, however, don't.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 12:28pm.
hahaa! shitney's tryin to be a pirate too!
[ps: i do think her little duck feet always pointing out are kinda cute, lol]
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 12:30pm.
where are the three white lines on that black table?
inside of her nostrils
where are the three white lines on that black table?
@Hysteria: LOL! Everybody wants to be a pirate these days!;p
Here's Britney "glowing" (that's what they said where I found it) at her Tribe event in Montreal...
http://www.sawf.org/Newsphotos/Entertainment/Britney_Spears_Tribe_superc...
Ha! I THINK she's in there somewhere....
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
i want a pirate flag for my car antenna
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WTF is she doing in that first picture? Is that...modeling...? LOL! She funny.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
pathetic hilarious on the Ellen show when Lindsay introduced her new line of spray-on tan products. hahaaa!
eeeyeah, if you want that orange-spotted cokie death glow
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AND..yeah, isn't it about time she tattooed that finger with the word: Enter....?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
And the thing is...I've been to Tribe events...man, I'll go look for pictures from this one...cuz it's not a trashy ho event, you know - these people really like their music and they like to party and dance...ESPECIALLY in Montreal...it's not, like...a meat market Vegas event, you know...?
The detailing on her dress is pretty hot. I wish it was a different colour...sadly, there are so few colours that go with "skank"...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
She has really fallen far from her Mean Girls days and I'm not sure she's going to be able to comeback from it. Most of the child stars who make comebacks are in their 40's and have been out of the business for years or lingering around in TV movies. She's only been out of it for 2 years and she already looks 40 at 23, so I'm not sure what she's going to do.
These photos certainly confirm that there is a fine line between famous and foolish.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
yep...I guess her ambition flows in reverse. While on sets of movies other actors would kill to be on, she was dreamin' & conspirin' about how to take Paris Hilton's douchey club gigs and fuck her herpified leftovers. Mission accomplished.
The only thing missing from this pic is the VH1 logo on the bottom right of the screen.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She obviously thinks she looks hot and sexy, but doesn't realize that she actually looks like a skanky whore.
And as a result, she continues to the nail down the door shut even harder on her acting career being over.
She needs to stop this attention-seeking nonsense like club appearances that gives her cash to scrape by on and to fuel her unnecessary shopping sprees. GO AWAY, get better, stay out of the spotlight, and re-emerge in a couple of years when people have forgotten what an embarassment she has been over the last couple of years.
She's got...Telemundo Eyes!
(to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
You know - she's already played a stripper in a movie and she can't even get a trashy ho role after that...it's sad...she's so damned delusional. GO AWAY, stoopit! GO TO SCHOOL! You know - go live - cuz whatever this is your doing now, it's not really living...too sad.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
She probably stinks like old cheese. "Hey M.I.A., the cave-aged Gruyere you requested on your backstage catering rider has arrived".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That finger-in-the-mouth thing is to show potential clients where you can place your cock. If things get worse for this skank, it'll be the finger-in-the-ass pose.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
shrimp cocktail toes.
And this is kind of haunting...who is she posing for? Please tell me the camera is on a timer. And it's just her. Honestly this has a chilling all-alone-drugged out Dana Plato free falling feel to it. I don't think this will end well. The end is near for her.
I can smell the nasty, fishy chocha through my screen.
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
She needs a bath.
Manimal! "Skankles"! I LOVE it!
Hey Deb!!! how are ya?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 11:27am.
and of course there is the "finger in the mouth" pose....it as predictable as Paris standing pigeon toed at this point.
HEY, PSL! Maybe Linds is showing what she does after she has a meal.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hate the finger in the mouth pose. hate it. I wonder how long it would take for all the layers of spray tan to wear off of her?
and of course there is the "finger in the mouth" pose....it as predictable as Paris standing pigeon toed at this point.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
She's not fooling anyone. We all know she's using that Pelligrino bottle as an ashtray.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson