Saturday, May 2nd 2009
Oedipus-Approved Quote Of The Day
When someone asks you a question, you don't always have to tell the whole truth. A simple "Mind your own fucking business" or "Rojo Caliente" (that works for everything) would suffice. Shia obviously hasn't mastered that art, because when Playboy asked him about who he thinks the sexiest woman is, he pulled out this little nugget from his back pocket:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
While I completely agree with Shia that his mother is indeed the sexiest panty-creaming bitch in the Greater Los Angeles area, I think he should've saved this sucioness for his therapist....or his dealer...or his nightmares. Because now I can't look at pictures of them without thinking Shia wants to get on that. Thank you for that, Shia.
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Wow. That answers so many of my unasked questions about him.
That is messed up
Yup, he's right! She's super fine!
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i am a young and handsome man from us.
i just wonder if i can meet a mature women here,
because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone's support..
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she looks like a bag lady n you know he was like jacking off really hard to get that on his hand probably 2 his mom of course
ladouche looks exactly like his gypsy mama...so basically he's saying he wants to fuck himself...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Men in skinny jeans make my pussy dry up.
shia looks like the type that would cry after cumming because the lovemaking was so "spiritual". ick...
Oh, the poetry, the poetry!
Mama is such the fair flower!
Be careful with her! Her charms may overwhelm, just as those of this fair goddess have done..
Oh, poor Shia! I only wish him a lake and a fairy boat!
Is this how he became his Grandaddy's Uncle. That would make him his Daddy's Daddy and his Daddy's Granduncle. I can't make any sense of it ( you can tell cause this don't make sense) but I guess them back woods sure can bring out the bluegrass hillbilly in dem thar folks.
Shia is cute
I think he's just young and being hyperbolic about his mother's beauty perhaps and in the kinds of words she uses...I can't. It's just gross.
I don't like Shia because
1) he's wearing skinny jeans which is a sin if there ever was one
and
2) Shia's mama looks like one of those gypsies I used to see on the way to Brooklyn that will steal anything not strapped on to your body.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Anytime some dude does an interview with Playboy, I seriously just picture them jerking off to it. Where's the brain bleach?
I found a great site http://millionairechats.com where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 10:55am.
Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.
Pretty standard L.A. behavior.
I can't believe you guys didn't see this part of his interview talking about his mom. Whoa. I'd still hit it though!
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"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over," he tells Playboy in their June issue — on sale May 15. "All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."
The guy co-stars with the delicious Megan Foxxx and he pines for mom instead. No offense Shia, but she looks like she hasn't bathed in a while. Some guys go for that, I guess. Barf.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mama LaBeouf is probably single and Shia has to take desperate measures to make her look hawt so she can get a date. Or he was on some hallucinogenics while doing this interview.
The new Transformers movie will be out soon, so we will see and hear more from him. Oh boy, can't wait!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Shia is on dat shit.......
He's a cutie though. When i first saw the picture I thought the woman was like some by stander....not his Mom. Is she Mexican?? Looks like this lady at my favorite Mexican place......
AWWWW, He meant well. Poor Shia. He can't catch a break. But Im willing to let him pour out his incestuous rantings while i kneel in front of him & purge him of them....
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com
CHARLES MANSON
THE WIDOWS MITE. ONE THE THE GREATES STORIES EVER TOLD
MARK 38-44
KING JAMES
38 AND HE SAID UNTO THEM IN HIS DOCTRINE. BEWARE OF THE SCRIBES , WHICH LOVE TO GO IN LONG CLOTHING, AND LOVE SALUTATIONS IN THE MARKETPLACES
39 AND THE CHIEF SEATS IN THE SYNAGOGUES, AND THE UPPERMOST ROOMS AT FEASTS:
40 WHICH DEVOUR WIDOWS' HOUSES, AND FOR A PRETENCE MAKE LONG PRAYERS: THESE SHALL RECEIVE GREATER DAMNATION.
41 AND JESUS SAT OVER AGAINST THE TREASURY, AND BEHELD HOW THE PEOPLE CAST MONEY INTO THE TREASURY: AND MANY WERE RICH AND CAST IN MUCH.
42 AND THEN THERE CAME A CERTAIN POOR WIDOW, AND SHE THREW IN TWO MITES, WHICH MAKE A FARTHING.
43 AND HE CALLED UNTO HIM HIS DISCIPLES AND SAITH UNTO THEM. VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU. THAT THIS POOR WIDOW HAITH CAST MORE IN,THAN ALL THEY WHICH HAVE CAST INTO THE TREASURY:
44 FOR ALL THEY DID CAST IN OF THEIR ABUNDANCE; BUT SHE ALL OF HER WANT DID CAST IN ALL THAT SHE HAD. "EVEN ALL OF HER LIVING."
Fuck, I hate mimes.
This guy is pretty cool though:
The Mime
lighten up MK. Its refreshing someone in hollyweird is open and honest. I knew I like this kid.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 1:35am.
O come on! Let's see that hair, Tracy!
Yeah, imagine singing into a hair brush at the start of your "career" Literally.
I see a common thread though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88yb-O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMY7YF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdb4NyHdFfE
O come on! Let's see that hair, Tracy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kcUhclgf4s&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:14pm.
Don't forget this gem either:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvZSdCTcS-A
"Nobody looks like that woman."
SHIA does.
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Help me!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:35pm.
Fuck, I hate mimes.
I find that they usually just mime their own business.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 11:14pm.
Didn't mean to offend, thought it was a good tie in.
I was totally prepared to say, "Oh come on. He just loves/is being nice to his mother." But yeah, that's kind of creepy.
Let's hope he was just being hyperbolic.
Submitted by cliffdweller on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:57pm.
LMAO...
I'm obviously not stoned. Damn. Since the morning started with an 80's theme, I made it to the .43 mark of the video and immediately thought of Mirror in the Bathroom by The English Beat.
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Shit! What a good reference... someone needs to make a "Mirror in the Bathroom" vid, mime style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:35pm.
Fuck, I hate mimes.
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Me too, but they won't let me kill them, because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:35pm.
I haven't even clicked on yer vid and am already busting a gut. You may have missed your calling.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:35pm.
LMAO...
I'm obviously not stoned. Damn. Since the morning started with an 80's theme, I made it to the .43 mark of the video and immediately thought of Mirror in the Bathroom by The English Beat.
OT: He and mom obviously baked "speshul" brownies together.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:17pm.
MY WIFES GREEK AND DAMN DO THEY MAKE SOME OUT OF FUCKING SIGHT POTATOE SALAD. THEY SLIGHTLY MASH THE POTATOTES AND ADD SOUR CREAMD AND MANOYNAISE AND IT IS OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD.
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Yes! Add some bacon, shallots and a little dijon mustard... yummy *licks chops*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Methinks... hang on, I'll just check again.... just to be sure... Yep. I'm pretty sure that's the most fucked up thing I've ever read.
RIP Shias sex life.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Ewwww. Seriously dude, just ewwwww. Get that boy some therapy, cuz he needs it.
At the very least he needs to run these quotes by somebody else, because even if he meant it in a non-icky, I-wanna-marry-a-good-woman-like-my-mom way, it SOUNDS like he's about five minutes away from killing his daddy et cetera.
(And that is ethereal? I'm sure she's a lovely person who probably would fix you a sandwich and cookies if she met you, but she ain't ethereal)
Celtics for the win! WHOO!!
Submitted by cliffdweller on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:25pm.
Imagine the buzz kill of walking into the bathroom to pee, after witnessing such an ethereal site, only to find dad busting some mime moves in the mirror.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPBoVM8xiSQ
Fuck, I hate mimes.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:54pm.
Why is "Lucky Charms" speaking in "Charles Manson" speak?
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I've seen that questions a couple of times but I have yet to see an answer...
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Because "Lucky Charms" is the artist formerly known as "charles manson".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 8:08pm.
This explains a lot. From Wiki:
Mom was a lot more ethereal when she was a ballerina.
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LOL...
And,I bet it was when she was flitting about the living room in her tutu, tights, and crystal wand.
Imagine the buzz kill of walking into the bathroom to pee, after witnessing such an ethereal site, only to find dad busting some mime moves in the mirror.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:54pm.
Why is "Lucky Charms" speaking in "Charles Manson" speak?
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I've seen that questions a couple of times but I have yet to see an answer...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 10:05pm.
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*dies with the homesickness of it all*
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:55pm.
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Chips, dressing and gravy! ♥
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'Zackly! Fried with onions, carrots and parsnip! YUM!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:44pm.
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Nothing. Hence, the offense taken. And rightly so.
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too bad Dlisted isn't immune to bigots.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:55pm.
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Chips, dressing and gravy! ♥
They close, those two:
One day, he saw a friend of his acting on "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" (1993), and wanted to become an actor. Shia and his mom talked it over, and the next day he started looking for an agent. He searched in the yellow pages, called one up, and did a stand-up routine in front of him. They liked him and signed him, and then he started auditioning
That's a weird thing to add in your bio...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by luckycharms on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/02/2009 - 9:17pm.
MY WIFES GREEK AND DAMN DO THEY MAKE SOME OUT OF FUCKING SIGHT POTATOE SALAD. THEY SLIGHTLY MASH THE POTATOTES AND ADD SOUR CREAMD AND MANOYNAISE AND IT IS OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD.
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Not for nuthin but my mom makes it like that and she's a Newf. I can say this: Newfies make potatoes seem like magic food they have so many delicious ways to serve them!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock